Reeding Kubiak

[Shannon Chenoweth]

This thread needs some new life. Maybe a duck pic would help.

http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Cats/Kitten-Ducks.jpg

Awww, how cute. :)

[Israel Horowitz]

http://laresnymph.homestead.com/files/walmarthatducks.jpg

I love these ducks. I WANT these ducks.


I need to take a picture of my light up Kubiak.

[Your Pal, Carl]

http://laresnymph.homestead.com/files/walmarthatducks.jpg

I love these ducks. I WANT these ducks.


I need to take a picture of my light up Kubiak.
Kubiak lights up? :shock:

[Israel Horowitz]

Kubiak lights up? :shock:

I have a blue light up duck named Kubiak on my car's dashboard.

But I hear that the other Kubiak glows in the dark!

[Your Pal, Carl]

I have a blue light up duck named Kubiak on my car's dashboard.

But I hear that the other Kubiak glows in the dark!
You named it Kubiak? :shock:

[Israel Horowitz]

You named it Kubiak? :shock:

It's a duck. Of course I named it Kubiak!

[Your Pal, Carl]

It's a duck. Of course I named it Kubiak!
Does Kubiak know this?

Kubiak the poster. Not your Kubiak.

Man, this is just going to confuse me now. :?

[Israel Horowitz]

Does Kubiak know this?

Kubiak the poster. Not your Kubiak.

Man, this is just going to confuse me now. :?

Kubiak does know. He was rather honored.

I might try and get a cell phone picture of it tomorrow night, when it's nice and dark so everyone can see it all lit up! I'd do it now but it's 3 in the morning and I'm in my nightshirt. :D

[Your Pal, Carl]

Kubiak does know. He was rather honored.

I might try and get a cell phone picture of it tomorrow night, when it's nice and dark so everyone can see it all lit up! I'd do it now but it's 3 in the morning and I'm in my nightshirt. :D
But it's night right now. :?

[Israel Horowitz]

But it's night right now. :?

I'd do it now but it's 3 in the morning and I'm in my nightshirt.

You really want me going outside in a Big Dogs t-shirt? :p

[Your Pal, Carl]

I'd do it now but it's 3 in the morning and I'm in my nightshirt.

You really want me going outside in a Big Dogs t-shirt? :p
yes. :p

[amy]

You named it Kubiak? :shock:


how could she name it anything else and not be wrong for it?

[Israel Horowitz]

how could she name it anything else and not be wrong for it?

Well, the car is Bruce, so the duckie is the only Bendis board themed item at the moment. :D

[Israel Horowitz]

yes. :p

I would require PANTS! :angry:

[Your Pal, Carl]

I would require PANTS! :angry:
We don't take kindly to people who wear pants in these parts.

*spits*

*scratches crotch sans-pants*

[Hot Pink]

you know what?

i like ducks.

[Howlett]

We don't take kindly to people who wear pants in these parts.

*spits*

*scratches crotch sans-pants*
Well there's an image I'm never going to be able to burn out of my brain :mad:

[Israel Horowitz]

Well there's an image I'm never going to be able to burn out of my brain :mad:


There...there's underwear, right?

Please God, let there be underwear.

[Howlett]

There...there's underwear, right?

Please God, let there be underwear.
:(

*shakes head*

:cry:

[Israel Horowitz]

:(

*shakes head*

:cry:

:Panic:

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/1152/goink4zd9ww8ur3fo4ax.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Howlett]

:Panic:

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/1152/goink4zd9ww8ur3fo4ax.gif (http://imageshack.us)
Right there with ya :surrend:

[Your Pal, Carl]

:Panic:

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/1152/goink4zd9ww8ur3fo4ax.gif (http://imageshack.us)
:heybaby:

[Your Pal, Carl]

:(

*shakes head*

:cry:
You too.
:heybaby:

[Howlett]

You too.
:heybaby:
ALYSHA!!!!

Hand me the staple gun. One way or the other, this guys pants are staying on :mad:

[Israel Horowitz]

ALYSHA!!!!

Hand me the staple gun. One way or the other, this guys pants are staying on :mad:

*coats inside of pants with Krazy Glue*

[Howlett]

*coats inside of pants with Krazy Glue*
Ooooooh, good plan :twisted:

[Israel Horowitz]

Ooooooh, good plan :twisted:

How can we lure him in?

[Howlett]

How can we lure him in?
How abooooooout................ I hit him on the head with something REEEEEEEEEEEALLY heavy and then...... actually, thats about as much as I've gotten to right now :Oops:

[Israel Horowitz]

How abooooooout................ I hit him on the head with something REEEEEEEEEEEALLY heavy and then...... actually, thats about as much as I've gotten to right now :Oops:

Simple, yet elegant. I like it.

[Taxman]

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/1152/goink4zd9ww8ur3fo4ax.gif (http://imageshack.us)Is that Big Baby?

[Israel Horowitz]

Is that Big Baby?

I refer to it as a Giant Gonk.

[Howlett]

Simple, yet elegant. I like it.
Elegant? I did something elegant? Who'da thunk it? :lol:

[kubiak]

http://www.raypulley.com/Gallery/images/Ducks.jpg
Oooooh... classy!

I love all the pics! Ima savin' 'em to mah harddrive! :D

[kubiak]

http://laresnymph.homestead.com/files/walmarthatducks.jpg

I love these ducks. I WANT these ducks.


I need to take a picture of my light up Kubiak.
That would be awesome!

[kubiak]

Kubiak lights up? :shock:
:heybaby:

[kubiak]

It's a duck. Of course I named it Kubiak!
:heart:

[kubiak]

Kubiak does know. He was rather honored.

I might try and get a cell phone picture of it tomorrow night, when it's nice and dark so everyone can see it all lit up! I'd do it now but it's 3 in the morning and I'm in my nightshirt. :D
I was very honored! It's one of the coolest things ever. :D

What's wrong with nightshirts? I'd go out like that.

[kubiak]

how could she name it anything else and not be wrong for it?
:D

:heart:

[kubiak]

We don't take kindly to people who wear pants in these parts.

*spits*

*scratches crotch sans-pants*
Pants-optional threads are the best!

[kubiak]

you know what?

i like ducks.
:heart:

:D

[kubiak]

Well there's an image I'm never going to be able to burn out of my brain :mad:
As if you'd want to!

[kubiak]

There...there's underwear, right?

Please God, let there be underwear.
Totally optional. :shifty:

[Howlett]

As if you'd want to!
Stop spreading lies about me dammit :mad:

[kubiak]

ALYSHA!!!!

Hand me the staple gun. One way or the other, this guys pants are staying on :mad:
Don't try to change him! He accepts you and your pants-wearing!

[kubiak]

Stop spreading lies about me dammit :mad:
I have yet to spread anything resembling a lie. :no:

[kubiak]

How can we lure him in?
Beats me. I've never tried to lure anybody into pants before. :dunno:

[Howlett]

Don't try to change him! He accepts you and your pants-wearing!
He does not :miffed:

[kubiak]

I refer to it as a Giant Gonk.
Giant Gonk rules!

[Howlett]

I have yet to spread anything resembling a lie. :no:
You told people I was nice once :miffed:

[kubiak]

He does not :miffed:
He accepts that you wear pants. At least sometimes.



I think.

[kubiak]

You told people I was nice once :miffed:
I would never do such a thing!

I would lose all credibility!

[Howlett]

He accepts that you wear pants. At least sometimes.



I think.
You don't even know :lol:

[kubiak]

Elegant? I did something elegant? Who'da thunk it? :lol:
Elegance is in the eye of the beholder. :cool:

[kubiak]

You don't even know :lol:
He's never threatened to staple your pants off of you, I know that much!

[kubiak]

Ahhhhh... My first proper jon_dying of this thread.

It felt good!

[Howlett]

I would never do such a thing!

I would lose all credibility!
You've done it. I have proof. It's in the first RK thread. Go check :shifty:

[Howlett]

Elegance is in the eye of the beholder. :cool:
Thought that was spitefulness or something :dunno:

[Howlett]

He's never threatened to staple your pants off of you, I know that much!
No, but he mocks my computer skills. That hurts just as much :cry:

[Howlett]

Ahhhhh... My first proper jon_dying of this thread.

It felt good!
Don't you feel so complete now? :p

[kubiak]

You've done it. I have proof. It's in the first RK thread. Go check :shifty:
No way! You go check!

[kubiak]

Thought that was spitefulness or something :dunno:
It works for a lot of stuff, really.

[kubiak]

No, but he mocks my computer skills. That hurts just as much :cry:
Not physically it doesn't!



...and what skills? :p

[kubiak]

Don't you feel so complete now? :p
I kinda do. Makes me wanna... dance!


:boogie:

[Israel Horowitz]

I went out in a thunderstorm and took some crappy cell phone pictures!

Kubiak with the flash on. He's kinda bluer than this picture:

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/8421/kube13yv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Kubiak glows red!

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/9206/kube27iq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Kubiak glows blue!

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/3188/kube32ge.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

He also glows kinda white, but I couldn't get a picture of it. He switches too quickly.

[Howlett]

Not physically it doesn't!



...and what skills? :p
I HAVE SKILLLS DAMMIT!!!! :mad:

[Howlett]

I went out in a thunderstorm and took some crappy cell phone pictures!

Kubiak with the flash on. He's kinda bluer than this picture:

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/8421/kube13yv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Kubiak glows red!

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/9206/kube27iq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Kubiak glows blue!

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/3188/kube32ge.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

He also glows kinda white, but I couldn't get a picture of it. He switches too quickly.
I wonder, can I make Kubiak do that too, when I meet him in August :shifty:

[kubiak]

I went out in a thunderstorm and took some crappy cell phone pictures!

Kubiak with the flash on. He's kinda bluer than this picture:

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/8421/kube13yv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Kubiak glows red!

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/9206/kube27iq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Kubiak glows blue!

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/3188/kube32ge.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

He also glows kinda white, but I couldn't get a picture of it. He switches too quickly.
Holy crap! That's awesome!

Thanks a ton for taking those pics, Alysha!

[kubiak]

I HAVE SKILLLS DAMMIT!!!! :mad:
Breaking computers is not a skill.

[kubiak]

I wonder, can I make Kubiak do that too, when I meet him in August :shifty:
The red one is bound to happen at some point, hopefully not the blue one though!

[Howlett]

Breaking computers is not a skill.
It can be a skill :mad:

[Howlett]

The red one is bound to happen at some point, hopefully not the blue one though!
The blue one is what I'm aiming for then :twisted:

[Israel Horowitz]

No problem, guys. Had to have something to do while my cake was cooling. :D

[Howlett]

No problem, guys. Had to have something to do while my cake was cooling. :D
:lol:

[Hot Pink]

CAKE?

DID SOMEONE SAY....



CAKE?

yummmmmmmm

[Shannon Chenoweth]

Breaking computers is not a skill.

Are you confusing Howlett with Millar?

[Howlett]

Are you confusing Howlett with Millar?
No. No, sadly he is not :surrend:

[amy]

Are you confusing Howlett with Millar?


Howly's anti-technology skills are legendary in these parts.


(These parts being the Kubiak threads)

[Shannon Chenoweth]

Howly's anti-technology skills are legendary in these parts.


(These parts being the Kubiak threads)

Ok. I just know that Millar is pretty bad with computers. :)

[Israel Horowitz]

:lol:

I made a lemon marshmellow cake and it's goooood. Bet you didn't know that I'm a baker. :p

[Taxman]

Ok. I just know that Millar is pretty bad with computers. :)So you think Howlett is really Mark Millar?

Oh, that's more pathetically sad than Oeming being Goddard.







:rofl:

[Shannon Chenoweth]

So you think Howlett is really Mark Millar?

Oh, that's more pathetically sad than Oeming being Goddard.







:rofl:

Uh, yeah that's what I said. :mistrust:

[SimiBoyz]

I went out in a thunderstorm and took some crappy cell phone pictures!

Kubiak with the flash on. He's kinda bluer than this picture:

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/8421/kube13yv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Kubiak glows red!

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/9206/kube27iq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Kubiak glows blue!

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/3188/kube32ge.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

He also glows kinda white, but I couldn't get a picture of it. He switches too quickly.

I'd like just a blue ducky.

[Taxman]

I'd like just a blue ducky.When Kubiak is blue, it is a dragon the whole thread.

[Hot Pink]

i fed a duck a pretzel today.

i fed a pretzel to a duck today.

[Howlett]

Howly's anti-technology skills are legendary in these parts.


(These parts being the Kubiak threads)
BAH!!! :mad:

:(

:cry:

:surrend:

[Taxman]

BAH!!! :mad:

:(

:cry:

:surrend:Get off the internet and committ to another Ultimates arc! :x

[Howlett]

Get off the internet and committ to another Ultimates arc! :x
But I don't wanna :mad:

[Taxman]

But I don't wanna :mad::x

[Shannon Chenoweth]

i fed a duck a pretzel today.

i fed a pretzel to a duck today.

I don't think pretzels are good for ducks.

[Brian Reed]

I don't think pretzels are good for ducks.

Mmmm... I want a pretzel.

[Taxman]

I don't think pretzels are good for ducks.

http://www.wizardfkap.com/society/bw960902.htm

http://www.wizardfkap.com/society/pic/pretduck.jpg
Pretzel Boy likewise gave full credit to the ducks. "Who knew such a little duck could pack such a punch. Competitors who were not members of the Society of the Bewildered just didn't stand a chance'"

[kubiak]

The blue one is what I'm aiming for then :twisted:
You leave me alone, mister!

[kubiak]

No problem, guys. Had to have something to do while my cake was cooling. :D
Ooh! There's cake, too?!

[kubiak]

Are you confusing Howlett with Millar?
Nope, Howly is scary with computers. Scary!

[kubiak]

I made a lemon marshmellow cake and it's goooood. Bet you didn't know that I'm a baker. :p
I'm just happy that you are!

[kubiak]

I'd like just a blue ducky.
I got one in the mail today! :D

[Howlett]

You leave me alone, mister!
:twisted:

[kubiak]

I don't think pretzels are good for ducks.
Technically they aren't, but just because they get filled up and don't get enough nutrients. Plus familiarity with people can lead them into precarious positions.

Occasional pretzels are okay though! You can actually buy duck food for feeding them if you look around.

[Howlett]

Nope, Howly is scary with computers. Scary!
BAH!!! :mad:

[kubiak]

:twisted:
Eeeew...

[Howlett]

Eeeew...
Yup :twisted:

[kubiak]

Yup :twisted:
I don't like secret, stealthy Howly! Post like a man!

[Howlett]

I don't like secret, stealthy Howly! Post like a man!
No.

[kubiak]

No.
Or not.

Your call.

[Israel Horowitz]

I'm just happy that you are!

I am going to bake you a duck shaped cake. :D

[Israel Horowitz]

I don't like secret, stealthy Howly! Post like a man!

I KNOW A SECRET ABOUT HOWLY! :D :D :D

But I can't tell. :( :( :(

[Howlett]

I KNOW A SECRET ABOUT HOWLY! :D :D :D

But I can't tell. :( :( :(
No. No you can't. Stop being mean Alysha :mad:

I'm never this mean to you............ in public :miffed:

[Your Pal, Carl]

I KNOW A SECRET ABOUT HOWLY! :D :D :D

But I can't tell. :( :( :(
Sure you can. You can do anything you want. :cool:

[Shannon Chenoweth]

Occasional pretzels are okay though! You can actually buy duck food for feeding them if you look around.

Yeah, my parents do that. They buy big bags of the stuff to feed the local duckies.

[Taxman]

I KNOW A SECRET ABOUT HOWLY! :D :D :D

But I can't tell. :( :( :(:cry:

[SimiBoyz]

I KNOW A SECRET ABOUT HOWLY! :D :D :D

But I can't tell. :( :( :(

He doesn't drink??? :shock:

[Busman]

I don't normally buy into consipracy theories, but holy shit!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8260059923762628848&q=loose+change&pl=true

[Shannon Chenoweth]

I don't normally buy into consipracy theories, but holy shit!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8260059923762628848&q=loose+change&pl=true

This was posted on the Bendis Board a few weeks back.
Whatever you do, don't post it there.

[Busman]

Hmm, I did a search, but didn't find it on Benbo. I was surprised I didn't find it, which is why I bothered posting it at all.

[Your Pal, Carl]

I don't normally buy into consipracy theories, but holy shit!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8260059923762628848&q=loose+change&pl=true
Okay. I don't why I tried watching that at 3 in the morning. I got 2 minutes in when I realized it's 80 minutes long. Why I'm doing anything at 3 am is beyond me. :surrend:

[Israel Horowitz]

Sure you can. You can do anything you want. :cool:


He...he...uh, he...





He's really a woman.

[Howlett]

He...he...uh, he...





He's really a woman.
That does it, we're no longer friends!!! :mad:

For three months :shifty:

[Howlett]

He doesn't drink??? :shock:
Slap yourself. Really hard. Do it now :mad:

Doesn't drink...... what are you? Stoned? :p

[SimiBoyz]

Slap yourself. Really hard. Do it now :mad:

Doesn't drink...... what are you? Stoned? :p

I thought it was too extreme to believe.

*slaps self*

[Taxman]

This was posted on the Bendis Board a few weeks back.
Whatever you do, don't post it there.Bendis has a board now?

[Taxman]

Hmm, I did a search, but didn't find it on Benbo. I was surprised I didn't find it, which is why I bothered posting it at all.I think there were at least two of them.

[Taxman]

He...he...uh, he...





He's really a woman.Howlett's a woman? That's his secret?

[Shannon Chenoweth]

I think there were at least two of them.

Yeah, Loose Change was posted twice in like two works or something. Then, there was another video talked about as well about 9/11.

[Taxman]

Yeah, Loose Change was posted twice in like two works or something. Then, there was another video talked about as well about 9/11.At least on Bendis side, these start arguements.

[Busman]

Nothing wrong with arguments. As long as they are constructive. Ad hominem attacks (as happened in Shannon's post on Benbo) isn't an argument.

[Israel Horowitz]

That does it, we're no longer friends!!! :mad:

For three months :shifty:

Oh, don't get your frilly pink panties in a knot, Howlina. :D

[Howlett]

Oh, don't get your frilly pink panties in a knot, Howlina. :D
Oh now thats just fucking low :nonono2:

Next you'll be calling me "Irish" too :mad:

[Israel Horowitz]

Oh now thats just fucking low :nonono2:

Next you'll be calling me "Irish" too :mad:

You're going to be so beautiful as the flowergirl at my wedding. :eek:

[Howlett]

You're going to be so beautiful as the flowergirl at my wedding. :eek:
:shifty:

[Taxman]

You're going to be so beautiful as the flowergirl at my wedding. :eek:I thought that you were maried already.

[Israel Horowitz]

I thought that you were maried already.

When Stryfe and I get married. It's a marriage made in heaven. :heart:

[Taxman]

When Stryfe and I get married. It's a marriage made in heaven. :heart:Stryfe McK?

[Israel Horowitz]

Stryfe McK?

I was thinking of taking his name. Alysha McStryfe.

[Taxman]

I was thinking of taking his name. Alysha McStryfe.After the nuptials, you can unban him.

[Israel Horowitz]

After the nuptials, you can unban him.

That is part of the honeymoon!

[Taxman]

That is part of the honeymoon!:scared:

[Israel Horowitz]

:scared:

"I now pronounce you troll and mod. You may unban the groom."

[mewelke]

"I now pronounce you troll and mod. You may unban the groom."

Reading that first thing in the morning with the internet definitions not quite clicking in my head...that is the most entertaining image ever.

Ringo, are you a Mod or a Troll?

I'm a Motroll.

[Taxman]

Reading that first thing in the morning with the internet definitions not quite clicking in my head...that is the most entertaining image ever.

Ringo, are you a Mod or a Troll?

I'm a Motroll.There is a bit of a back story attached to the whole thing. It is amusing even with the internet definitions clicking.

[Howlett]

"I now pronounce you troll and mod. You may unban the groom."
:rofl:

[Your Pal, Carl]

Teth-Magnus? :?

[Taxman]

Teth-Magnus? :?I was just in the Adrain B Awesome thread, and I didn't even notice. I saw the last post was by him, but when I read it, I just thought "Raydawggie". Not 'til I saw this post did I go an figure out who the hell that was.

[Raydawggie]

I was just in the Adrain B Awesome thread, and I didn't even notice. I saw the last post was by him, but when I read it, I just thought "Raydawggie". Not 'til I saw this post did I go an figure out who the hell that was.

It's the Amalgam version of Black Adam and Magneto. It was almost "Black Magnus", but then everyone would think it was Black Lightning and Magneto. :cool:

[Howlett]

It's the Amalgam version of Black Adam and Magneto. It was almost "Black Magnus", but then everyone would think it was Black Lightning and Magneto. :cool:
Vanity search, VANITY SEEEEARRRRRRRCH!!!! :mad:

BURN HIIIIIIM!!!!! :mad:

:p

[Taxman]

Teth-Magnus? :?Mulan-El?

[Taxman]

It's the Amalgam version of Black Adam and Magneto. It was almost "Black Magnus", but then everyone would think it was Black Lightning and Magneto. :cool:This is a guy actually appeared in a comic, or you just made him up?

[Howlett]

This is a guy actually appeared in a comic, or you just made him up?
He existed. It was an "Amalgam" character.

[Taxman]

He existed. It was an "Amalgam" character.Do you happen to know the title? I was unable to find a microhero of him. Does this mean that his arch nemesis was some sort of wheelchair bound Captain Marvel guy?

[kubiak]

I am going to bake you a duck shaped cake. :D
Yaaay!!!

:boogie:

[kubiak]

I KNOW A SECRET ABOUT HOWLY! :D :D :D

But I can't tell. :( :( :(
:shock:

He's not real, is he? I thought his voice sounded little too Irish.

[kubiak]

Yeah, my parents do that. They buy big bags of the stuff to feed the local duckies.
That's one of the coolest things I've ever read. :D

[kubiak]

He doesn't drink??? :shock:
Oh my god! It makes so much sense now!

[kubiak]

"I now pronounce you troll and mod. You may unban the groom."
:rofl:

[Howlett]

:shock:

He's not real, is he? I thought his voice sounded little too Irish.
Oh I am so gonna fucking break you in August duck-boy :mad:

[Israel Horowitz]

:shock:

He's not real, is he? I thought his voice sounded little too Irish.

He's a Garth Ennis character who was accidentally given life!

[Howlett]

He's a Garth Ennis character who was accidentally given life!
Okay, that is officially the greatest description of me I have ever heard :rofl:

That just made my fucking day Alysha, thanks :lol:

[kubiak]

Oh I am so gonna fucking break you in August duck-boy :mad:
You can try. I'm hard to damage though.

At least physically. :(

[kubiak]

He's a Garth Ennis character who was accidentally given life!
Aha! He's Arseface! I knew it!

jon_dye owes me $5!

[kubiak]

Okay, that is officially the greatest description of me I have ever heard :rofl:

That just made my fucking day Alysha, thanks :lol:
Are you related to Jesus? You remind me of a character in Preacher... other than Arseface, I mean.

[Howlett]

You can try. I'm hard to damage though.

At least physically. :(
:twisted:

[Howlett]

Aha! He's Arseface! I knew it!

jon_dye owes me $5!
Pffft, yeah, like I'm that good looking :roll:

[Howlett]

Are you related to Jesus? You remind me of a character in Preacher... other than Arseface, I mean.
I'm not smart enough to be him either.

[kubiak]

I'm not smart enough to be him either.
Did you ever read Dicks? You'd fit in pretty well to that series, I think.

[Howlett]

Did you ever read Dicks? You'd fit in pretty well to that series, I think.
I've had it recommended, I've flicked through it, but I've never read it.

[Israel Horowitz]

I was thinking more along the lines of Adventures in the Rifle Brigade.

[amy]

Oh I am so gonna fucking break you in August duck-boy :mad:




why are you always threatening Kube's forehead?

[Howlett]

I was thinking more along the lines of Adventures in the Rifle Brigade.
Huh? I'm lost :(

[Howlett]

why are you always threatening Kube's forehead?
Because it's there :p

[Israel Horowitz]

Huh? I'm lost :(

Psst...they were a bunch of bums with guns. ;)

[Howlett]

Psst...they were a bunch of bums with guns. ;)
Right. I'm still not sure what you meant by posting about them though. It just seemed to come out of nowhere :dunno:

[Israel Horowitz]

Right. I'm still not sure what you meant by posting about them though. It just seemed to come out of nowhere :dunno:

You're not Arseface, you're one of the Rifle Brigade!

[Howlett]

You're not Arseface, you're one of the Rifle Brigade!
Oooooooooh, right. Sorry, had a busy night. My brain is firing on less cylinders than normal :surrend:

[SimiBoyz]

You can try. I'm hard to damage though.

At least physically. :(

Come out with me, I'll get your left knee damaged.

I have an uncanny knack for that, Just ask Gav or Jamie.

[Howlett]

Come out with me, I'll get your left knee damaged.

I have an uncanny knack for that, Just ask Gav or Jamie.
Heh, I walked away from our meeting unscathed :cool:

My headache doesn't count :p

[SimiBoyz]

Heh, I walked away from our meeting unscathed :cool:

My headache doesn't count :p

There's still time. That meeting was too brief I suspect. :)

[Howlett]

There's still time. That meeting was too brief I suspect. :)
You may mark my words Gavin Drury, I will walk away from WWC unscathed.

UNSCATHED I SAY :mad:

As long as no one I'm going with attempts to break me :shifty:

[SimiBoyz]

You may mark my words Gavin Drury, I will walk away from WWC unscathed.

UNSCATHED I SAY :mad:

As long as no one I'm going with attempts to break me :shifty:

We'll just have to see about that won't we?

[Howlett]

We'll just have to see about that won't we?
Indeed we shall.

HEY, LOOK AT THAT!!! IT'S A BEER :D

*distracts Bubbles*

[Sir Erudite Gav]

I don't think I've posted in here. That is all.

[SimiBoyz]

I don't think I've posted in here. That is all.

distracted by the beer?

Yeah, me too.

[Howlett]

I don't think I've posted in here. That is all.
Oh... really? We hadn't noticed :shifty:

Okay, who fucking sold us out to him? :mad:

[kubiak]

why are you always threatening Kube's forehead?
That's a very good question!

[kubiak]

Psst...they were a bunch of bums with guns. ;)
:lol:

All he needs is a gun!

[kubiak]

Come out with me, I'll get your left knee damaged.

I have an uncanny knack for that, Just ask Gav or Jamie.
I'll be sure to wear a knee brace. Just in case. ;)

[kubiak]

You may mark my words Gavin Drury, I will walk away from WWC unscathed.

UNSCATHED I SAY :mad:

As long as no one I'm going with attempts to break me :shifty:
:shifty:

[kubiak]

I don't think I've posted in here. That is all.
Really? I wonder why not?

[Howlett]

:shifty:
:mistrust:

[kubiak]

:mistrust:
:grope:

[Israel Horowitz]

:grope:

:no: Not in his delicate condition.

[Howlett]

:grope:
So help me god, I'm not sleeping for the two weeks I'm planning on being in your company :mistrust:

As long as thats still cool by the way (I know you keep saying yes, but I'll be checking with you even as you're picking me up from the airport so.... bite me :p ).

[Howlett]

:no: Not in his delicate condition.
Didn't know you cared :p

Wait, you DON'T care :mistrust:

What's going on here Alysha Mck-Stabby? :mistrust:

[Israel Horowitz]

Didn't know you cared :p

Wait, you DON'T care :mistrust:

What's going on here Alysha Mck-Stabby? :mistrust:

You cannot handle the groping. Doctor's orders.

*shanks Howlett while he's not looking*

[Howlett]

You cannot handle the groping. Doctor's orders.

*shanks Howlett while he's not looking*
Yeah, I know that. But why do you care? :scared:

OUCH!!!! DAMMIT, NO STABBING IS DOCTORS ORDERS TOO!!! :mad:

[kubiak]

:no: Not in his delicate condition.
Oh no! I wasn't aware. :Oops:

I'm so sorry.

[kubiak]

So help me god, I'm not sleeping for the two weeks I'm planning on being in your company :mistrust:

As long as thats still cool by the way (I know you keep saying yes, but I'll be checking with you even as you're picking me up from the airport so.... bite me :p ).
Not sleeping? Not in your condition, mister! You need your rest.

[kubiak]

You cannot handle the groping. Doctor's orders.

*shanks Howlett while he's not looking*
Oooh! Secret shanking!

[kubiak]

Yeah, I know that. But why do you care? :scared:

OUCH!!!! DAMMIT, NO STABBING IS DOCTORS ORDERS TOO!!! :mad:
Doctors are pro-stabbing!

[Howlett]

Not sleeping? Not in your condition, mister! You need your rest.
I won't be in this condition in 4 months time you prat :p

At least, I hope I'm not :scared:

[Howlett]

Doctors are pro-stabbing!
What doctors? Frankenstein? Mengele? Kavorkian (sp?)?

Those aren't exactly the guys to be listening to there my webbed footed friend :p

[Israel Horowitz]

Yeah, I know that. But why do you care? :scared:

OUCH!!!! DAMMIT, NO STABBING IS DOCTORS ORDERS TOO!!! :mad:

No gropey gropey for Howly..no exerting yourself! Groping is a no-no. :no:

I heard nothing about a good shanking. It puts hair on your chest! *stab*

[kubiak]

I won't be in this condition in 4 months time you prat :p

At least, I hope I'm not :scared:
Note to self: Howly wants you to grope him.


Interesting. :mistrust:

[Howlett]

Note to self: Howly wants you to grope him.


Interesting. :mistrust:
Nooooooo......... me not being in this condition then means i can sleep less which means I can stab you if you try.

Simple :p

[kubiak]

What doctors? Frankenstein? Mengele? Kavorkian (sp?)?

Those aren't exactly the guys to be listening to there my webbed footed friend :p
Stabbing = $$$

Doctors lurve $$$

[Howlett]

No gropey gropey for Howly..no exerting yourself! Groping is a no-no. :no:

I heard nothing about a good shanking. It puts hair on your chest! *stab*
Fair enough. You heard Alysha kube, no groping. You should ban him if he tries :p

And I have enough hair on my chest thank you very much :miffed:

Okay, REALLY gone now.

G'night guys.

[kubiak]

Nooooooo......... me not being in this condition then means i can sleep less which means I can stab you if you try.

Simple :p
Note to self: Howly is rude and reads your notes to yourself.

Suuuure that's what it means! Alysha says no gropey, so no gropey!

[kubiak]

Fair enough. You heard Alysha kube, no groping. You should ban him if he tries :p

And I have enough hair on my chest thank you very much :miffed:

Okay, REALLY gone now.

G'night guys.
I don't think you're really gone either. I think you're still lurking!

[SimiBoyz]

I don't think you're really gone either. I think you're still lurking!

I don't think he's ever gone. I don't think he's even real, and I've met him. :?

[Howlett]

I don't think you're really gone either. I think you're still lurking!
Pffft, shows what you know :p

[Howlett]

I don't think he's ever gone. I don't think he's even real, and I've met him. :?
"How do we know that we exist?

Maybe we don't exist!"

:ninja:

[kubiak]

I don't think he's ever gone. I don't think he's even real, and I've met him. :?
I'm even more sure than ever now!

[kubiak]

Pffft, shows what you know :p
I knew it!

[Israel Horowitz]

I don't think he's ever gone. I don't think he's even real, and I've met him. :?

The greatest trick the Howly ever pulled was making the world think he doesn't exist.

[Howlett]

I knew it!
You know nothing :miffed:

[Howlett]

The greatest trick the Howly ever pulled was making the world think he doesn't exist.
I don't exist? :shock:

:Panic:

[Sir Erudite Gav]

I don't exist? :shock:

:Panic:

You're a figment of your own imagination.

[Howlett]

You're a figment of your own imagination.
Oh come on now, we all know my imagination isn't THAT good :roll:

[Shannon Chenoweth]

Blah, blah! :p

[Brian Reed]

Shannon seems to be artifically increasing her post count.

[Brian Reed]

And that's just wrong.

[Brian Reed]

:nonono2:

[Shannon Chenoweth]

You shouldn't talk Reed. :)

[Ascius]

:roll:

Like the the Kubiak threads server any other purpose?

[Taxman]

Shannon seems to be artifically increasing her post count.And that's just wrong. :nonono2:You should alert a moderator.

[Howlett]

:roll:

Like the the Kubiak threads server any other purpose?
................we have beer. You want beer? :dunno:

[mewelke]

................we have beer. You want beer? :dunno:

My Robot Brain needs beer.

Drink! Tea? Feck.

[Howlett]

My Robot Brain needs beer.

Drink! Tea? Feck.
*gives mewelke beer*

And don't you drive home unless you have another beer or twelve :no:

[mewelke]

*gives mewelke beer*

And don't you drive home unless you have another beer or twelve :no:

Given the volume of whiskey I keep at my desk and the joyous midwalk location of the dive bar on the way home, I long ago abandoned the vehicle for walking I'm afraid.

[Howlett]

Given the volume of whiskey I keep at my desk and the joyous midwalk location of the dive bar on the way home, I long ago abandoned the vehicle for walking I'm afraid.
You are a wise man :lol:

[Taxman]

You are a wise man :lol:Especially if he is as I suspect, an LA person.

[mewelke]

Especially if he is as I suspect, an LA person.

Seattle-ish these days. The walk home is pretty...especially the loving sight of the dive bar.

[Taxman]

Seattle-ish these days. The walk home is pretty...especially the loving sight of the dive bar.oh well . . .

[Taxman]

He existed. It was an "Amalgam" character.Raydawggie says that he made him up. I wonder whether he also made up a wheelchair-bond version of Shazam.

[Howlett]

Raydawggie says that he made him up. I wonder whether he also made up a wheelchair-bond version of Shazam.
Really? I was pretty sure Teth-Magnus actualy was a character from Amalgam.

Not that I particularly care mind you.

[Taxman]

Teth-Magnus? :?http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/Micro%20Heroes/TethMagnus.gif

[kubiak]

I've got no energy today. It's pathetic is what it is.

[Howlett]

I've got no energy today. It's pathetic is what it is.
Yes you is... I mean, yes IT is :shifty:

[Sir Erudite Gav]

I've got no energy today. It's pathetic is what it is.

Energy's overrated.

[kubiak]

Energy's overrated.
The Gavs understand me, and that's all I need. :cool:

Mean ol' Howly.

[Busman]

I think you mistake bitter for mean. He's like the huggable bear. He's all full of fluff and roar, but really he just wants a hug and a beer.

[kubiak]

I think you mistake bitter for mean. He's like the huggable bear. He's all full of fluff and roar, but really he just wants a hug and a beer.
I think what he really wants to do is express his feelings in dance, but he's not secure enough to do it. He doesn't understand that we will accept him, and will still call him our friend, even if his dance moves don't pass the muster. I think all of this frustration results in his being mean to me.

Also, I think you're right about the beer and a hug thing too.

[Taxman]

I think what he really wants to do is express his feelings in dance, but he's not secure enough to do it. He doesn't understand that we will accept him, and will still call him our friend, even if his dance moves don't pass the muster. I think all of this frustration results in his being mean to me.

Also, I think you're right about the beer and a hug thing too.Who are you guys talking about?

[Howlett]

I think you mistake bitter for mean. He's like the huggable bear. He's all full of fluff and roar, but really he just wants a hug and a beer.
It's like you know me............... in Bizzaro world :p

[Howlett]

I think what he really wants to do is express his feelings in dance, but he's not secure enough to do it. He doesn't understand that we will accept him, and will still call him our friend, even if his dance moves don't pass the muster. I think all of this frustration results in his being mean to me.

Also, I think you're right about the beer and a hug thing too.
No kube, I'm mean to you to pass the time. Sheesh, get with the program ;)

[Howlett]

Who are you guys talking about?
That'd be me.

[kubiak]

Who are you guys talking about?
Howly.

[kubiak]

No kube, I'm mean to you to pass the time. Sheesh, get with the program ;)
I've seen your jazz hands! You can't fool me!

[Howlett]

I've seen your jazz hands! You can't fool me!
Pffft, I've fooled you plenty :roll:

Igloo's fool you :p

"But.... it's a house thingie..... with no corners!!!" :Panic:

:p

[Brian Reed]

Nothing on this page makes any sense.

Therefore, here is a picture of a bunny.

http://www.dachshundpages.com/new_gallery/smooth005/Easter%20Bunny.JPG

[mewelke]

I've seen your jazz hands! You can't fool me!

Ah! That's "jazz" with an "a" not an "i", whew. That makes a big difference.

[Howlett]

Nothing on this page makes any sense.

Therefore, here is a picture of a bunny.

http://www.dachshundpages.com/new_gallery/smooth005/Easter%20Bunny.JPG
That is one "fugly" bunny :mistrust: