Reeding Kubiak

[ramtower]

Since you're not anywhere near me, what do I care if you're rabid. Sounds like a problem someone else has to deal with. :p

Not so much "rabid" as "drooly," but I guess the end result is the same. Of course, you're in a coastal city, so if I can just manage to drool enough to raise the sea levels by, oh, three hundred feet or so...




...all right, so supervillainy was never my strong point. I'll just go drown in a pool of my own slobber now, thank you very much.

[Brian Reed]

Maki's mom's still in town, but maybe Sunday.

I'm glad that post #3,000 is so entertaining when taken out of context.

[mewelke]

Maki's mom's still in town, but maybe Sunday.

Tommorow or Sunday for comics? Fucking christ I'm in this hopeless to follow thread. Email me. If you read this that is.

[ramtower]

Tommorow or Sunday for comics? Fucking christ I'm in this hopeless to follow thread. Email me. If you read this that is.

This time, I happened to be reading. Sunday afternoon'd be best for me. I'll e-mail you just the same, though.

[Brian Reed]

Fucking christ I'm in this hopeless to follow thread.


A Kubiak thread is a zen state of message boarding. You cannot hope to know it all, you must simply ride the wave or some shit.

[Israel Horowitz]

X3 was an awesome movie and the first person to say otherwise is gonna get a punch in the mouth.

[ramtower]

X3 was an awesome movie and the first person to say otherwise is gonna get a punch in the mouth.

That's reassuring -- I've been steering clear of the reviews so far, but I'm actually a little excited about seeing it.

[mewelke]

Apparently the company is taking us some time, though they won't say when...I have hopes...on the other hand I've always enjoyed a good punch in the mouth.

[Brian Reed]

Gonna go see it Sunday with the kids.

[Israel Horowitz]

That's reassuring -- I've been steering clear of the reviews so far, but I'm actually a little excited about seeing it.

I was one of the few people expecting it to be good and came out very happy with the end product. Was it perfect? No. It could've been a little longer and given some characters more face time. But I think it was a good, solid, fun flick. Plus: Wolvie junk all over the screen! Shannon was thrilled.

[Shannon Chenoweth]

I was one of the few people expecting it to be good and came out very happy with the end product. Was it perfect? No. It could've been a little longer and given some characters more face time. But I think it was a good, solid, fun flick. Plus: Wolvie junk all over the screen! Shannon was thrilled.

Oh hell yeah! I love me some Hugh Jackman junk baby! :)

[Busman]

Gonna go see it Sunday with the kids.

Gimme a call, maybe my wife will let me out of the house for a couple of hours.

[Your Pal, Carl]

X3 was an awesome movie and the first person to say otherwise is gonna get a punch in the mouth.
You are wrong.


Bring it. :p

[SimiBoyz]

X3 was an awesome movie and the first person to say otherwise is gonna get a punch in the mouth.

Even i I say it and don't mean it?

[Howlett]

Who's that?
:mad:

:(

:cry:

[Howlett]

There is a joke where AAlgar doesn't know who Howlett is.

This is also one where I intentionally mispell AAl's name.

I have no idea what's going on in this post though.
Oh he knows who I am :mad:

[Howlett]

...Chose? That's a self-portrait...
:shock:

[Howlett]

X3 was an awesome movie and the first person to say otherwise is gonna get a punch in the mouth.
Geez, you'd swear Dazzler was in it or something with a comment like that :p

You ARE Ri.... Ri.... RIIIIGH....... the opposite of wrong though :)

[Howlett]

You are wrong.


Bring it. :p
:Punch: :mad:

[Israel Horowitz]

You are wrong.


Bring it. :p

:Punch: Prepare for a beatdown, son!

[Howlett]

:Punch: Prepare for a beatdown, son!
*grabs beer and a deck chair*

*awaits beatdown*

*drinks*

[Israel Horowitz]

*grabs beer and a deck chair*

*awaits beatdown*

*drinks*

Oh, there will be a beating. I'm already in a mood since I worked till 11 last night, went to bed at 4, and one of my co-workers called me before 8am asking if I could come in "as early as possible" today (I go back i at 3) because she's not feeling well.

She didn't sound remotely sick, and she works all weekend. I'm betting she wants to go to Artsfest downtown. :?

[Howlett]

Oh, there will be a beating. I'm already in a mood since I worked till 11 last night, went to bed at 4, and one of my co-workers called me before 8am asking if I could come in "as early as possible" today (I go back i at 3) because she's not feeling well.

She didn't sound remotely sick, and she works all weekend. I'm betting she wants to go to Artsfest downtown. :?
Well that pretty much sucks :?

Fucking people :mad:

I think you should totally beat up Giannini now. In fact, since he was so happy about MY name change, I think he should be given one too :twisted:

[Israel Horowitz]

Well that pretty much sucks :?

Fucking people :mad:

I think you should totally beat up Giannini now. In fact, since he was so happy about MY name change, I think he should be given one too :twisted:

Italian Tard Shit? :D

[Howlett]

Italian Tard Shit? :D
I like that :D

[Israel Horowitz]

I like that :D

See, I can say that because I'm Italian too. 8)

[Howlett]

See, I can say that because I'm Italian too. 8)
I don't care if you can SAY it. I just care about whether or not you'll DO it :Please:

[Israel Horowitz]

I don't care if you can SAY it. I just care about whether or not you'll DO it :Please:

Mmmmmaybe.

See, this is more fun because I can fuck with both of you. :twisted:

[Howlett]

Mmmmmaybe.

See, this is more fun because I can fuck with both of you. :twisted:
Oh hey now, you already fucked with me once. Gimme a freakin' break :mad:

[Israel Horowitz]

Oh hey now, you already fucked with me once. Gimme a freakin' break :mad:

But it's so fun!

[Your Pal, Carl]

:Punch: Prepare for a beatdown, son!
I fear no mod.

[Your Pal, Carl]

Italian Tard Shit? :D
That's not even original. You've run out of ideas. :miffed:

[Israel Horowitz]

That's not even original. You've run out of ideas. :miffed:

I'm THEMATIC.

[Your Pal, Carl]

I'm THEMATIC.
whatever. :roll:

[Howlett]

But it's so fun!
I can think of at least ONE person who doesn't think so :mad:

[Howlett]

That's not even original. You've run out of ideas. :miffed:
Ooooh, lookit Carl.... "tempting fate" :p

[Israel Horowitz]

Ooooh, lookit Carl.... "tempting fate" :p

I think he WANTS his name changed!

[Your Pal, Carl]

I think he WANTS his name changed!
:no:

[Israel Horowitz]

:no:

Reverse psychology! :crazy:

[Your Pal, Carl]

Reverse psychology! :crazy:
:p

[Howlett]

I think he WANTS his name changed!
I think so too. Do it. Do it Alysha. Do iiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!! :D

[Your Pal, Carl]

I think so too. Do it. Do it Alysha. Do iiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!! :D
:x

[Israel Horowitz]

How about Ninny Tard Shit?

[Howlett]

How about Ninny Tard Shit?
PERFECT!!!! :rofl:

[Howlett]

:x
Remember this next time you mock my "computer skills" bitch :cool:

[Your Pal, Carl]

How about Ninny Tard Shit?
Always with Tard Shit. You really can't come up with anything else, can you? :roll:

[Howlett]

Always with Tard Shit. You really can't come up with anything else, can you? :roll:
COUGHtemptingfateCOUGH!!!

[Your Pal, Carl]

Remember this next time you mock my "computer skills" bitch :cool:
the next time I mock your "com-pu-tor skills" you know what I'll be thinking about?


Your complete lack of computer skills. :p

[Howlett]

the next time I mock your "com-pu-tor skills" you know what I'll be thinking about?


Your complete lack of computer skills. :p
Smack him Alysha.... smack "Ninny Tard Shit" hard :mad:

[Your Pal, Carl]

Smack him Alysha.... smack "Ninny Tard Shit" hard :mad:
What if she changed my name to Gianininnnnoni? Would that be more or less original than Ninny Tard Shit?

[Israel Horowitz]

How about "Help! My sister's after me!"

[Your Pal, Carl]

How about "Help! My sister's after me!"
At least that's original. :lol:

[Howlett]

How about "Help! My sister's after me!"
The most perfect one yet :lol:

Now get to it :p

[Hot Pink]

was that psylocke in x3? the purple haired girl?

i wish she actually did something.

[SimiBoyz]

was that psylocke in x3? the purple haired girl?

i wish she actually did something.

Didn't get chance to watch it this weekend, I've been away.

Will be watching it next weekend.

[Sir Erudite Gav]

Didn't get chance to watch it this weekend, I've been away.

Will be watching it next weekend.

Possibly seeing it tomorrow night. Sounds like it'll be an enjoyable movie.

[Ascius]

was that psylocke in x3? the purple haired girl?

i wish she actually did something.
Psylocke was this woman: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1024868/
Not sure where she was supposed to be in the movie.

[mewelke]

Psylocke and Longshot are two of the characters that when they were introduced helped to drive me away from comics. Not to say that she hasn't become a better character since then, that was a particularly dark era of shitty writing.

[Hot Pink]

is longshot the mullet dude that mojo always masturbates with?

[mewelke]

is longshot the mullet dude that mojo always masturbates with?

I believe so. He was, if I remember correctly, platinum blonde and his mutant power was that he was very lucky.

Part of my trouble with these characters also was that they'd just gotten rid of Kitty Pride and Nightcrawler, two characters I always liked, and brought in these two.

[SimiBoyz]

YAY!

Got my t-shirts in the post today. :grin:

[Sir Erudite Gav]

YAY!

Got my t-shirts in the post today. :grin:

The Gaveration of the world continues.... :grin:

[SimiBoyz]

The Gaveration of the world continues.... :grin:

Very impressed with the quality of them.

[Your Pal, Carl]

YAY!

Got my t-shirts in the post today. :grin:
This post is useless without pics.

[GelfXIII]

I have a 3 day work week this week.

It's gotten me very confused, because some of the folks here had to work since Monday, and I stroll in today saying "how was your weekend?" and they are all like "Our weekend was 3 days ago, how was yours, asshole."

... and I reply "Great!" and then proceed to tell them how much fun I had, while they look at me as if I was a bug that crawled out from under their shoe.

Meanwhile I think I got sunstroke yesterday. Maybe I shouldn't have been driving around with the top down on my convertible in the 100 degree heat. I wonder why I dont get more sympathy?

[SimiBoyz]

This post is useless without pics.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/IMAGE_00065.jpg

[Your Pal, Carl]

not a big fan of buttons. or collars.

[GelfXIII]

not a big fan of buttons. or collars.

Or white shirts.

[Your Pal, Carl]

Or white shirts.
that's also true. no white shirts.

[SimiBoyz]

that's also true. no white shirts.

Then I shall only bring white shirts to The Gavering VII

[Your Pal, Carl]

Then I shall only bring white shirts to The Gavering VII
And I shall only bring black shirts, because I have no other choice. Then we can have our shirts duel it out for supremacy.

[SimiBoyz]

And I shall only bring black shirts, because I have no other choice. Then we can have our shirts duel it out for supremacy.

I may need to buy some more white shirts as I have mainly black myself.

I used to wear nothing but black but I've started branching out into other colours.

[Your Pal, Carl]

I may need to buy some more white shirts as I have mainly black myself.

I used to wear nothing but black but I've started branching out into other colours.
See, even you know that black will win.

[Sir Erudite Gav]

That shirt is fucking cool. The other logo's better I'm sure though.

[Brian Reed]

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?playlistId=62790971&s=143441&i=62790777

[Brian Reed]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/IMAGE_00065.jpg

Nice.

[Your Pal, Carl]

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?playlistId=62790971&s=143441&i=62790777
the golden age of Weird Al.

[Brian Reed]

the golden age of Weird Al.

It was my answring machine message circa 1993.

[Your Pal, Carl]

It was my answring machine message circa 1993.
Nice. :)

[Your Pal, Carl]

If I were to make a line of personal clothing it would be a black t-shirt with nothing on it.

[Taxman]

If I were to make a line of personal clothing it would be a black t-shirt with nothing on it.That's original.

[ramtower]

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?playlistId=62790971&s=143441&i=62790777

I like that the iTunes preview is the entire song. Makes me want to go look up TMBG's Minimum Wage next.

...crap. They have only 30 of the 47 seconds available.

[Hot Pink]

i am sick of black tee shirts. almost every single comic book tee shirt is black.
id wear more of them for fun if they were not black.

[Your Pal, Carl]

That's original.
I don't know how else to market my essence. :dunno:

[Taxman]

I don't know how else to market my essence. :dunno:Perhaps you're unmarketable.

[Brian Reed]

I don't know how else to market my essence. :dunno:

These handy containers should hold lots of your essence.

http://www.day-impex.co.uk/images/dilvac_3.jpg

[JABSEN]

*stumbles in*

[mewelke]

i am sick of black tee shirts. almost every single comic book tee shirt is black.
id wear more of them for fun if they were not black.

After eight years of working at Blizzard where we got several black tee shirts a year, I was thrilled that the tee shirt for my new company isn't black. First time I wore it I dropped a sizable portion of a meal down the front of it. I wish it was black.

[Brian Reed]

After eight years of working at Blizzard where we got several black tee shirts a year, I was thrilled that the tee shirt for my new company isn't black. First time I wore it I dropped a sizable portion of a meal down the front of it. I wish it was black.

I always love E3 and the endless sea of black t-shirts with poorly designed corporate logos and crazy artwork on the back.

[NaughTibbittz]

These handy containers should hold lots of your essence.

http://www.day-impex.co.uk/images/dilvac_3.jpg
Those are even better than the ones Howard Hughes used for his...

[SimiBoyz]

Nice.

Thank You very much kind sir.

[Brian Reed]

I miss Howlett.

And alysha has been pretty scarce around these parts too. Did somebody fart in this thread when I wasn't looking?

[Hot Pink]

black shirts are all well and good for covering stains, but seriously, not when it comes to say, deoderant. deoderant white stuff all up in your armpit, looks like someone splooged all over you.

id much rather have a nice blue shirt, or gray shirt. you know, that white shirt with the random specks of grey all up in it. like camo but not retarded.

[Sir Erudite Gav]

I miss Howlett.

And alysha has been pretty scarce around these parts too. Did somebody fart in this thread when I wasn't looking?

With Howlett not around there's no one to make fun of.

Apart from Bubbles that is.

[Brian Reed]

With Howlett not around there's no one to make fun of.

Apart from Bubbles that is.

Eh... not the same.

[Sir Erudite Gav]

Eh... not the same.

I know. It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

Quite why you would put fish in a barrel to specifically shoot them, I've no idea.

[Brian Reed]

I know. It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

Quite why you would put fish in a barrel to specifically shoot them, I've no idea.

Because those fish are assholes and they deserve a confusing death! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Sir Erudite Gav]

Because those fish are assholes and they deserve a confusing death! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Now, if they did that with people it'd be a first.

An interesting reality show.

[Brian Reed]

MACK ATTACK!

http://www.heroesonline.com/Photos/history/pages/images/mack-hippie.jpg

[Cth]

I remember photoshopping ^^^^ pic.. I wonder if I still have it.

http://newcomicreviews.com/cliches/insults/davidmackanger.jpg

This is Alysha's I think..

Not sure if you've seen it or not, but here's a few of Jersey Mike Oeming..

http://newcomicreviews.com/keep/Me12.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/keep/Me6.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/keep/Me7.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/keep/OemingMikebwSm.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/keep/TeenMikeOeming.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/keep/TeenMikeOeming2.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/keep/TeenMikeOeming3.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/keep/TeenMikeOeming5.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/keep/owned2.jpg

[Israel Horowitz]

Yeah, the "Your post has angered David Mack" one is mine. Now I'm going to have to go pull out my old Oeming photoshops...

I've been extremely tired lately because I was getting used to being able to come home and take a long nap while giving the girls alone time. I can't do that too much anymore, so I'm taking sleep when I can get it. Newly air conditioned room = happy sleeping Alysha.

[GelfXIII]

Pictures of people from the 80s really should be banned.

It's just too damn easy. :D

[Israel Horowitz]

Various Photoshops I've done:

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/4118/abetib3gu.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/8453/bendcap8rm.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/1402/bendiscult3xo.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/9084/bendistadaa5km.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/895/bmbdrama4il.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/6665/cthjesus8mf.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/5748/geekorganism3kg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/9172/goddardsexkitten5oh.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/1508/idhitit8tr.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/4350/licensetomike3ky.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/4288/mackhulk6qe.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/9656/mikekitty6pt.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/977/piratebendis4nl.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/9325/powersrider6fh.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/6400/thewedding6ax.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/9958/trustthemods8fn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

There's more, I just need to find them.

[Brian Reed]

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/977/piratebendis4nl.jpg

Excellent.

[Israel Horowitz]

Gay pirate Bendis for the win!

[Cth]

I've got a bunch at home, but here's the ones I have online..

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/BENDIS_Bald.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/BENDIS_BillTheCat.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/BENDIS_Blog.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/BENDIS_Censorship.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/BENDIS_Dad.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/BENDIS_Dad2.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/BENDIS_Disney.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/BENDIS_DrBendis.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/BENDIS_Early.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/BENDIS_EffDate.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/BENDIS_GayPride.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/BENDIS_GoEff.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/BENDIS_HairClub.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/BENDIS_Intern.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/BENDIS_KISS.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/BENDIS_Note.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/BENDIS_Oral.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/BENDIS_PWagon.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/BENDIS_Powers.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/BENDIS_Retard.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/BENDIS_Whiz.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/BendisBurgers.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/BendisBurgers2.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/BendisKnight.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/BendisTop.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/BlankTee.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/CharlieBendis.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/DeeBendis.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/HairBandBendis.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/MrB.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/Nirvandis.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/Nirvandis2.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/PrincessBendis.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/PrincessBendis2.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/WeirdAlBendis.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/WeirdBendis.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/bendis/bendistee.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/temp/bendis/bizarrobendis.gif

http://newcomicreviews.com/temp/bendis/bendy-monkeypoon.gif

http://newcomicreviews.com/minibendis.gif

http://newcomicreviews.com/bbbbo.gif

http://newcomicreviews.com/temp/bendis/bendis-avengers1.gifhttp://newcomicreviews.com/temp/bendis/bendis-avengers2.gifhttp://newcomicreviews.com/temp/bendis/bendis-avengers3.gifhttp://newcomicreviews.com/temp/bendis/bendis-avengers2.gif
http://newcomicreviews.com/temp/bendis/bendis-avengers4.gifhttp://newcomicreviews.com/temp/bendis/bendis-avengers2.gifhttp://newcomicreviews.com/temp/bendis/bendis-avengers5.gifhttp://newcomicreviews.com/temp/bendis/bendis-avengers6.gifhttp://newcomicreviews.com/temp/bendis/bendis-avengers2.gif
http://newcomicreviews.com/temp/bendis/bendis-avengers7.gifhttp://newcomicreviews.com/temp/bendis/bendis-avengers2.gifhttp://newcomicreviews.com/temp/bendis/bendis-avengers8.gif
http://newcomicreviews.com/temp/bendis/bendis-avengers9.gifhttp://newcomicreviews.com/temp/bendis/bendis-avengers10.gifhttp://newcomicreviews.com/temp/bendis/bendis-avengers11.gif

[SimiBoyz]

Some e-mail subject lines used today:-

Gardeners Ask Vegetables "So Do Artichokes Yodel?"
Gavs Against Violence : Stop Doing Anything Yobbish
Gavs Agree Vendetta : Start Destruction And Yeasting
Grievous Anal Violations Sometimes Dangerously Affects Youngsters
Gay Anonymously Violates Sheep : Desperate and Yearning
Ghana And Venezula Sign Declaration About Yumminess
Have Eggplant Yolk
When meeting someone, it's easier if you turn up
Potatoes have feelings. This can be cured by coking them.
Always be trew to yourself, it's easier to spell then untruthful.
Memories are just emotional proof of a future long since wasted.
Alas! Once more the cherubs use me as a scapegoat for their crimes!!!
Despair knows nothing of intelligence. Just ask the pixie torturer.

[Your Pal, Carl]

I miss Howlett.

And alysha has been pretty scarce around these parts too. Did somebody fart in this thread when I wasn't looking?
Sorry about that. I had barbaque on tuesday. :Oops:

[GelfXIII]

Today's word: Booger.

Tommorow's is: Polyp.

I'd like to buy a vowel, but I only have 23 dollars and some pocket lint.

[Taxman]

Holy shit, I revived Re-Animating Kubiak.

I'll have to email Howlett about this one.

[Brian Reed]

Holy shit, I revived Re-Animating Kubiak.

I'll have to email Howlett about this one.

Tell him to get over this whole sabatical thing of his. Tell him the doctor has an ointment to help with the itching.

[Your Pal, Carl]

Holy shit, I revived Re-Animating Kubiak.

I'll have to email Howlett about this one.
how did you do that exactly?

[mewelke]

how did you do that exactly?

Probably ReAnimator fluid. Day glow green stuff...looks like Prell but if you shoot a corpse up with it the dead body will start flopping about and making efforts to consume human flesh. Ah memories.

[ramtower]

Probably ReAnimator fluid. Day glow green stuff...looks like Prell but if you shoot a corpse up with it the dead body will start flopping about and making efforts to consume human flesh. Ah memories.

Hey, accept my friends request on Live, damnit. If you do, I promise I'll let you enjoy the sweet sleep of death instead of resurrecting your corpse to feast on the living. Unless that was what you were hoping for, in which case, reverse that.

[Hot Pink]

sabbaticals are lame.

[mewelke]

Hey, accept my friends request on Live, damnit. If you do, I promise I'll let you enjoy the sweet sleep of death instead of resurrecting your corpse to feast on the living. Unless that was what you were hoping for, in which case, reverse that.

Yay!

I'll hook up the box to the net. When I move into my new place I will get a splitter or whatsit so that both the computer and Xbox can enjoy the internet. Hopefully they'll enjoy it for me. I plan to be sipping mojitos and letting the TIVO watch television for me and these other devices handle the internet.

Right now the MacBook is busy devouring the files from my PC. I like the new machine so far, but Apple are utter fuckwits. Not only do their commercials annoy! But also they shipped me two pieces of software in the package that was supposed to contain the carrrying case and headphones, and then when I emailed them they ignored the text of my email and autoreplied. Gangrenous fuckwarts.

[Taxman]

how did you do that exactly?I really have no idea. You have always been able to open the thread and view a page with a quick reply window that claims there are over 500 other pages. I had tried to post in the past, but it never worked. I happened to run accross a link to the thread tonight, and this time the post took.

[SimiBoyz]

what's up with this thread?

It's the new RK, there shouldn't be any stagnant periods.

[Sir Erudite Gav]

what's up with this thread?

It's the new RK, there shouldn't be any stagnant periods.

I thought Re-Animating Kubiak was the new RK... well from a parallel dimension anyway

[amy]

sabbaticals are lame.


aren't they just?

[Sir Erudite Gav]

aren't they just?

:lol:

:grin:

[amy]

:lol:

:grin:


:rogue:

[JABSEN]

YAY!! Amy's back.

Now someone need to drag Howly back.

[Brian Reed]

Welcome back, Amy.

[Israel Horowitz]

Amy! :D

Howly's been checking in, but he's not ready to come back yet. Soon, he says.

[amy]

Welcome back, Amy.

thank you, sir.


Got a couple of co-workers reading Ms. Marvel after they borrowed my Spider Woman: Origin. yay me!


okay,


yay you! for writing a good stuff.

[amy]

Amy! :D

Howly's been checking in, but he's not ready to come back yet. Soon, he says.


Hiya.


Last time I looked my sabbatical ended in 2007. I had logged out on my firefox browser and popped once a week or so. Used another browser and I was logged in with no sabbatical date.


Guess you're stuck with me.
:surrend:


My work load is still crazy but I'm not as stressed out as I was a few weeks ago. That almost caused me to break down from sheer exhaustion. 80+ hours of work on an hour of sleep a day. NEVER want to do that again.

[Brian Reed]

thank you, sir.


Got a couple of co-workers reading Ms. Marvel after they borrowed my Spider Woman: Origin. yay me!


okay,


yay you! for writing a good stuff.

No, no, no. That's a yay, you all the way! Thanks!

[Busman]

Turns out my timing is awesome. I get back and try to reply to Amy's PM. BOOM! Sabbatical. wb, p.Diddy.

[Israel Horowitz]

Hiya.


Last time I looked my sabbatical ended in 2007. I had logged out on my firefox browser and popped once a week or so. Used another browser and I was logged in with no sabbatical date.


Guess you're stuck with me.
:surrend:


My work load is still crazy but I'm not as stressed out as I was a few weeks ago. That almost caused me to break down from sheer exhaustion. 80+ hours of work on an hour of sleep a day. NEVER want to do that again.

Yeah, I was wondering what happened with that...I looked at the ban list one day and you were un-sabbaticaled. Wacky.

We'll happily be stuck with you. Howlett's kinda stinky, we need more girlyness!

[amy]

Turns out my timing is awesome. I get back and try to reply to Amy's PM. BOOM! Sabbatical. wb, p.Diddy.





Back at ya. You were missed by many during your hiatus.

[amy]

Yeah, I was wondering what happened with that...I looked at the ban list one day and you were un-sabbaticaled. Wacky.

We'll happily be stuck with you. Howlett's kinda stinky, we need more girlyness!



While I needed to break to concentrate on getting through work without distraction, I did miss this place a bit.

[Hot Pink]

work sucks!

[Taxman]

Turns out my timing is awesome. I get back and try to reply to Amy's PM. BOOM! Sabbatical. wb, p.Diddy.Another Sabbatical?

[SimiBoyz]

work sucks!

Yes it does. Thankfully I don't have to do that much of it.

[kubiak]

Wow. What a week it's been. My computer is working about 15% of the time I want it to. It keeps locking up on me, or not starting at all.

I found out I may go full-time, as in non-temp, at work as of July 1st. My friend that's a girl at work left and we've stayed in touch (I was worried we'd drift totally apart, or that she'd just up and forget me all together). My family is being overly dramatic (stepmom/brother issues again this time). And, I went to a playoff hockey game... and the Canes won! :D

So, how's everyone else been?

[SimiBoyz]

Wow. What a week it's been. My computer is working about 15% of the time I want it to. It keeps locking up on me, or not starting at all.

I found out I may go full-time, as in non-temp, at work as of July 1st. My friend that's a girl at work left and we've stayed in touch (I was worried we'd drift totally apart, or that she'd just up and forget me all together). My family is being overly dramatic (stepmom/brother issues again this time). And, I went to a playoff hockey game... and the Canes won! :D

So, how's everyone else been?

Hey Kube,

good news about the job, so that sucks. Otherwise things are good.

Think I've lost my passport.

[kubiak]

Hey Kube,

good news about the job, so that sucks. Otherwise things are good.

Think I've lost my passport.
What do you have to do if you lose a passport? Can you get another one? I've never gone anywhere that required one.

Wait, why does my good job news suck? :dunno:

How have things been around here? It's been over a week since I was able to hang out at all. Anything particularly cool going on?

[SimiBoyz]

What do you have to do if you lose a passport? Can you get another one? I've never gone anywhere that required one.

Wait, why does my good job news suck? :dunno:

How have things been around here? It's been over a week since I was able to hang out at all. Anything particularly cool going on?

Sorry, poor editing skills. Should have said:-

Hey Kube,

good news about the job.

Think I've lost my passport, so that sucks. Otherwise things are good.

I've to pay for a replacement. They're about $100.

I usually go abroad once a year, mainly to Greece. Also been to Spain, America, Italy, Turkey, and France to name some others.

And I've never had food as good as I have in Turkey By far the best.


I've been pretty busy myself for the ;last couple of weeks so haven't been around here much myself either so I don't know.

[kubiak]

Sorry, poor editing skills. Should have said:-



I've to pay for a replacement. They're about $100.

I usually go abroad once a year, mainly to Greece. Also been to Spain, America, Italy, Turkey, and France to name some others.

And I've never had food as good as I have in Turkey By far the best.


I've been pretty busy myself for the ;last couple of weeks so haven't been around here much myself either so I don't know.
Ouch, $100. I guess it'd be worth it if you go so many places so often though. My entire family went to Greece via Paris once, but they didn't ask me to go. (In fairness though, I wasn't living at home, and they didn't know if I could afford it. They paid for my stepbrothers and stuff with frequent flyer miles and the like.) I'd love to see Paris, Greece (I'm part Greek.), London, and Tokyo. Of course there are a lot of places in the US I haven't seen too.

My dad may work in Turkey someday. They've put the offer on the table, and it'll garauntee enough $$$ to retire early. He doesn't want to go for 3+ years though. I'd have to take care of his house if he went, too.

So, where's your favorite place to visit?


(Oh, and I really didn't think you meant that my job news sucked. :p )

[SimiBoyz]

Ouch, $100. I guess it'd be worth it if you go so many places so often though. My entire family went to Greece via Paris once, but they didn't ask me to go. (In fairness though, I wasn't living at home, and they didn't know if I could afford it. They paid for my stepbrothers and stuff with frequent flyer miles and the like.) I'd love to see Paris, Greece (I'm part Greek.), London, and Tokyo. Of course there are a lot of places in the US I haven't seen too.

My dad may work in Turkey someday. They've put the offer on the table, and it'll garauntee enough $$$ to retire early. He doesn't want to go for 3+ years though. I'd have to take care of his house if he went, too.

So, where's your favorite place to visit?


(Oh, and I really didn't think you meant that my job news sucked. :p )

Turkey was a fantastic place, besides the food I've already mentioned, the people there were more friendly than any other country I've been to.

I'd probably say Greece though, the island of Zante, which I've been to about 6 times now. Haven't been for two years now though. My dad and some friends are going shortly for 2 weeks and once again I''m not going with them, opting for Chicago instead. They keep taunting me with the cost - $650 + spending money for two weeks compared to my $1800 + spending money for 1 week.

[kubiak]

Turkey was a fantastic place, besides the food I've already mentioned, the people there were more friendly than any other country I've been to.

I'd probably say Greece though, the island of Zante, which I've been to about 6 times now. Haven't been for two years now though. My dad and some friends are going shortly for 2 weeks and once again I''m not going with them, opting for Chicago instead. They keep taunting me with the cost - $650 + spending money for two weeks compared to my $1800 + spending money for 1 week.
Ouch! We'll have to make sure the trip is worth it then! :D

Yeah, I'd love to see Greece. It looks so beautiful in the pics my family took. They brought me a painting back, but that's as close as I've come to going.

Are you going to be in Chicago for a week then?

[SimiBoyz]

Ouch! We'll have to make sure the trip is worth it then! :D

Yeah, I'd love to see Greece. It looks so beautiful in the pics my family took. They brought me a painting back, but that's as close as I've come to going.

Are you going to be in Chicago for a week then?

I'm sure it will be. Can't wait.

I'd post some photos but all the photos I've took have been on 35mm and I don't have a scanner. Don't really take photos much anymore, what more is there to take photos of when it's your 6th visit?

Yeah, gonna be there for a week.

[kubiak]

I'm sure it will be. Can't wait.

I'd post some photos but all the photos I've took have been on 35mm and I don't have a scanner. Don't really take photos much anymore, what more is there to take photos of when it's your 6th visit?

Yeah, gonna be there for a week.
What will you do for the week? I mean, I'm sure there's plenty to do in Chicago, I just don't know what.

I've got to go buy t-shirts today. :?

[SimiBoyz]

What will you do for the week? I mean, I'm sure there's plenty to do in Chicago, I just don't know what.

I've got to go buy t-shirts today. :?

I don't know either. I'll see when I get there. Got some tickets for a Cubs game. Some shopping. Some drinking. Some..... whatever, I'll sure we'll find something to do.

I want a few new clothes too.

[JABSEN]

(Oh, and I really didn't think you meant that my job news sucked. :p )I tought he meant what came with a job(work) sucked.

[kubiak]

I don't know either. I'll see when I get there. Got some tickets for a Cubs game. Some shopping. Some drinking. Some..... whatever, I'll sure we'll find something to do.

I want a few new clothes too.
I had to buy new pants and a belt recently, so I bought a few new shirts too. And shoes! I got three pairs of new shoes.

As for thingsto do in Chicago, I'd suggest you watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off. You can go to the game, sing in a parade, steal your best friend's dad's car, go to a museum, and save someone from killing themselves while teaching them to stand up for themselves, and more! Not necesarily in that order though.

That'd be a good way to spend a day.

[kubiak]

I tought he meant what came with a job(work) sucked.
Ooohhh...! You are a wise man, JABSEN! I hadn't thought of that at all.

Still, getting paid for holidays will be nice. Being a temp sucks big time.

[SimiBoyz]

I had to buy new pants and a belt recently, so I bought a few new shirts too. And shoes! I got three pairs of new shoes.

As for thingsto do in Chicago, I'd suggest you watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off. You can go to the game, sing in a parade, steal your best friend's dad's car, go to a museum, and save someone from killing themselves while teaching them to stand up for themselves, and more! Not necesarily in that order though.

That'd be a good way to spend a day.

Sounds good. I'll run it by the gang.

[amy]

IAnd shoes! I got three pairs of new shoes.


You big girl. :D

As for thingsto do in Chicago, I'd suggest you watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off. You can go to the game, sing in a parade, steal your best friend's dad's car, go to a museum, and save someone from killing themselves while teaching them to stand up for themselves, and more! Not necesarily in that order though.

That'd be a good way to spend a day.


All good things to do.

[kubiak]

Sounds good. I'll run it by the gang.
Cool! If you do, don't trust the parking attendants though. Those guys will steal your car!

For joy riding!

[kubiak]

You big girl. :D
I know, right? :p

It's the first time I've bought shoes in over a year, and my go-to shoes were looking pretty gross. I got some black leather Skechers on sale at Penny's, and whit mid-high top Nikes and some Vans-looking shoes (Also Skechers though) at Rack Room, all on sale.

I'm a sucker for a good sale. :? (It's the only way I'll buy shoes.)

[amy]

I know, right? :p

It's the first time I've bought shoes in over a year, and my go-to shoes were looking pretty gross. I got some black leather Skechers on sale at Penny's, and whit mid-high top Nikes and some Vans-looking shoes (Also Skechers though) at Rack Room, all on sale.

I'm a sucker for a good sale. :? (It's the only way I'll buy shoes.)


Love my skechers. Very comfortable. I love good sales on shoes too (and purses).

So much that I can't fit them all in my closet and have to store the majority of them in storage. :(

[SimiBoyz]

I know, right? :p

It's the first time I've bought shoes in over a year, and my go-to shoes were looking pretty gross. I got some black leather Skechers on sale at Penny's, and whit mid-high top Nikes and some Vans-looking shoes (Also Skechers though) at Rack Room, all on sale.

I'm a sucker for a good sale. :? (It's the only way I'll buy shoes.)

I need some new footwear. Could do with at least a new pair of trainers and some shoes. I'll have to go shopping later this month.

[amy]

I need some new footwear. Could do with at least a new pair of trainers and some shoes. I'll have to go shopping later this month.

i thought trainers were sweatshirts.

[SimiBoyz]

i thought trainers were sweatshirts.

not over here they're not anyway.

These are similar to the ones I have that are getting a bit tatty at the minute.

http://www.justsoles.com/images/adidas_speeder-trainers.jpg

[amy]

not over here they're not anyway.

These are similar to the ones I have that are getting a bit tatty at the minute.

http://www.justsoles.com/images/adidas_speeder-trainers.jpg


no, you told me that trainers are what we call sweatshirts over here one night when you were telling me how cold it was over there.

[SimiBoyz]

no, you told me that trainers are what we call sweatshirts over here one night when you were telling me how cold it was over there.

I told you I was wearing a jumper and you asked me what that was, so I said sweatshirt, pullover.

I don't use the term sweatshirts. I remember telling you I was even wearing trainers one day it was that cold. Can't remember how I described them.

Otherwise I can't recall that.

[kubiak]

Love my skechers. Very comfortable. I love good sales on shoes too (and purses).

So much that I can't fit them all in my closet and have to store the majority of them in storage. :(
Okay, I'm not into purses. Just for the record. ;)

http://www.pixpond.com/1/7pjxvz.jpg

These are similar to the ones I got, only I used black laces. (It came with black and tan.) I really like the way they look, but most people don't seem to care for them.

http://www.pixpond.com/1/7pjxvz61.jpg

And these are the ones I got for mostly daily use, like work and stuff. I really like them, and they're really comfortable.

[Taxman]

And, I went to a playoff hockey game... and the Canes won! :D I guess it's a good thing that you were able to go, otherwise they wouldn't be in the finals.

[Israel Horowitz]

Yay Sketchers! I just got a new pair a little while back. Even my flip flops are Sketchers. :D

[kubiak]

I need some new footwear. Could do with at least a new pair of trainers and some shoes. I'll have to go shopping later this month.
Hey, maybe you could do that in Chicago!

[amy]

I told you I was wearing a jumper and you asked me what that was, so I said sweatshirt, pullover.

I don't use the term sweatshirts. I remember telling you I was even wearing trainers one day it was that cold. Can't remember how I described them.

Otherwise I can't recall that.

okay. maybe you were wearing both on the same day and I confused the two. wouldn't be the first time. nor the last.

[kubiak]

I guess it's a good thing that you were able to go, otherwise they wouldn't be in the finals.
That's true! I was wearing a rally cap.

(Actually, it was a crude hat made from one of the towels they handed out when we got there. Similar to those Einstein hats where you tie the corners of the towel into little knots...)

[SimiBoyz]

Hey, maybe you could do that in Chicago!

I plan to as well. Stuff's cheap as shit over there.

[amy]

Yay Sketchers! I just got a new pair a little while back. Even my flip flops are Sketchers. :D


I was looking at some yesterday but didn't get them cuz I couldn't decide between 3 pairs and I really, really don't need another pair of flip flops. Or so I had my mother telling me the entire time I debated.

She just doesn't get my flip flop fetish.

[kubiak]

Yay Sketchers! I just got a new pair a little while back. Even my flip flops are Sketchers. :D
Nice. I don't wear flip flops though.

Or sandels, for that matter. :?

[kubiak]

I plan to as well. Stuff's cheap as shit over there.
Can you shop online? Are things more expensive if you do?

[amy]

Nice. I don't wear flip flops though.

Or sandels, for that matter. :?


:no:

[SimiBoyz]

Can you shop online? Are things more expensive if you do?

Yeah I can. Usually the shipping over here makes up for fact that it's cheaper. Shopping online is usually cheaper though I've found.

[amy]

I'm typing the history of a 72-year-old man engaged to a 57-year-old woman and has ED. He wants a vacuum pump. Sometimes I type things I really don't want to hear.

[SimiBoyz]

Nice. I don't wear flip flops though.

Or sandels, for that matter. :?

I too don't wear flip flops.

I've got a pair of sandals like these but mine are a bit more heavy duty.

http://www.outfitters.ca/Outfitters.ca/46-1858.jpg

[amy]

I too don't wear flip flops.

I've got a pair of sandals like these but mine are a bit more heavy duty.

http://www.outfitters.ca/Outfitters.ca/46-1858.jpg

those are cool.



a guy with nice toned & tanned legs wearing flip flops. :heybaby:

[JABSEN]

I'm typing the history of a 72-year-old man engaged to a 57-year-old woman and has ED. He wants a vacuum pump. Sometimes I type things I really don't want to hear.I didn't get this at first. Now I do....and I'm sad.

[SimiBoyz]

a guy with nice toned & tanned legs wearing flip flops. :heybaby:


that's me out of the question then. :sad:

[SimiBoyz]

I didn't get this at first. Now I do....and I'm sad.

you....you've got ED? :shock:

I'd be sad too.

[amy]

I didn't get this at first. Now I do....and I'm sad.


Cuz he has ED or cuz he's getting some action?


Or cuz I'm having to type it?

[Israel Horowitz]

I was looking at some yesterday but didn't get them cuz I couldn't decide between 3 pairs and I really, really don't need another pair of flip flops. Or so I had my mother telling me the entire time I debated.

She just doesn't get my flip flop fetish.

Flip flops are awesome!

I"m allowed to wear them at work (well, except when the one girl's fiance comes over, because he has a creepy foot fetish), so I have a bunch of them. I need to find the pink Skechers ones I bought last year, they're purty. I love these specifically because they actually have an arch. Hell, I usually wear them when Colin and I go for walks because they're so comfortable.

I almost bought another pair yesterday, but Colin would kill me. :Oops: I need to pull out my Invader Zim ones, too.

[amy]

you....you've got ED? :shock:

I'd be sad too.

Yes, you would be.

[JABSEN]

you....you've got ED? :shock:

I'd be sad too.I kew someone would go there.


And yes I have ED

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00009AOAV.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Sadly, there is no cure:sad:

[amy]

Flip flops are awesome!

I"m allowed to wear them at work (well, except when the one girl's fiance comes over, because he has a creepy foot fetish), so I have a bunch of them. I need to find the pink Skechers ones I bought last year, they're purty. I love these specifically because they actually have an arch. Hell, I usually wear them when Colin and I go for walks because they're so comfortable.

I almost bought another pair yesterday, but Colin would kill me. :Oops: I need to pull out my Invader Zim ones, too.

I can wear flip flops to work and it rocks.


I love shoes but I don't necessarily like wearing them all day so flip flops work out wonderfully.


Last time I counted I had over 30 pairs and i've added a few more since then.

[JABSEN]

Cuz he has ED or cuz he's getting some action?


Or cuz I'm having to type it?Yes.

[Israel Horowitz]

I can wear flip flops to work and it rocks.


I love shoes but I don't necessarily like wearing them all day so flip flops work out wonderfully.


Last time I counted I had over 30 pairs and i've added a few more since then.

Can you tell Colin that, please? He says I have too many pairs of shoes, and I have MAYBE ten.

[kubiak]

I'm typing the history of a 72-year-old man engaged to a 57-year-old woman and has ED. He wants a vacuum pump. Sometimes I type things I really don't want to hear.
http://www.pixpond.com/1/rr817.jpg

Poor Wilbur!

[kubiak]

Can you tell Colin that, please? He says I have too many pairs of shoes, and I have MAYBE ten.
10? I had a girlfriend once that had over 100 pairs. I was helping her move and we stopped counting at 100 and we still filled another entire box. I'd guess she had 150, maybe more. It was insane.

[amy]

Can you tell Colin that, please? He says I have too many pairs of shoes, and I have MAYBE ten.

10 pair of shoes or 10 pairs of flip flops? .

Either way that's not too many.

I have no idea the total # shoes I have

Men. :roll:

[kubiak]

10 pair of shoes or 10 pairs of flip flops? .

Either way that's not too many.

I have no idea how total # shoes I have

Men. :roll:
Men suck! :x

[Taxman]

Wow. What a week it's been. My computer is working about 15% of the time I want it to. It keeps locking up on me, or not starting at all.

I found out I may go full-time, as in non-temp, at work as of July 1st. My friend that's a girl at work left and we've stayed in touch (I was worried we'd drift totally apart, or that she'd just up and forget me all together). My family is being overly dramatic (stepmom/brother issues again this time). And, I went to a playoff hockey game... and the Canes won! :D

So, how's everyone else been?I have read this post like six times, and I can't find the part where he mentions that he had a birthday.

[Your Pal, Carl]

Can you tell Colin that, please? He says I have too many pairs of shoes, and I have MAYBE ten.
Guess what?

You have too many pairs of shoes.

[Your Pal, Carl]

Today's my 1 year anniversary on the board.

[Taxman]

Guess what?

You have too many pairs of shoes.She has 10. Imagine if it were like 60.

[SimiBoyz]

Today's my 1 year anniversary on the board.

I've lost track, it's either 4 or 5 for me.

[Your Pal, Carl]

She has 10. Imagine if it were like 60.
No, I don't think I will imagine that. :no:

[Your Pal, Carl]

I've lost track, it's either 4 or 5 for me.
today? :p

[SimiBoyz]

today? :p

:mad:



Those tickets all sorted?

[Your Pal, Carl]

:mad:



Those tickets all sorted?
not yet. haven't heard back from the guy. I'm looking for alternatives if this falls through.

[SimiBoyz]

not yet. haven't heard back from the guy. I'm looking for alternatives if this falls through.

maybe he's just had a busy weekend or something. hopefully he'll come through anyway.

[JABSEN]

Today's my 1 year anniversary on the board.Is 1 year paper?

[Brian Reed]

Is 1 year paper?

Yes.

[JABSEN]

I wish I had tought of something funny to follow that up with.

[Brian Reed]

I wish I'd had something funny when I answered yes. So I guess we'll all just sit around, wishing we were funny.

[SimiBoyz]

I wish you were funny too. That was boring reading.

[Israel Horowitz]

Yes, entertain me! Make me laugh, funny book-writin' man!

[Brian Reed]

Yes, entertain me! Make me laugh, funny book-writin' man!

I turn now, as I often do in times of trouble, to Monty Python.


Funniest Joke in the World

Opening Scene:
A suburban house in a boring looking street. Zoom into upstairs window. Serious documentary music. Interior of small room. A bent figure (Michael Palin) huddles over a table, writing. He is surrounded by bits of paper. The camera is situated facing the man as he writes with immense concentration lining his unshaven face.

Voice Over:
This man is Ernest Scribbler... writer of jokes.
In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world... and, as a consequence, he will die... laughing.

Ernest stops writing, pauses to look at what he has written... a smile slowly spreads across his face, turning very, very slowly to uncontrolled hysterical laughter... he staggers to his feet and reels across room helpless with mounting mirth and eventually collapses and dies on the floor.

Voice Over:
It was obvious that this joke was lethal...
no one could read it and live...

Ernest's mother enters. She sees him dead, she gives a little cry of horror and bends over his body, weeping. Brokenly she notices the piece of paper in his hand and picks it up and reads it between her sobs. Immediately she breaks out into hysterical laughter, leaps three feet into the air, and falls down dead without more ado. Cut to news type shot of commentator standing in front of the house.

Commentator:
This morning, shortly after eleven o'clock, comedy struck this little house in Dibley Road. Sudden... violent... comedy.
Police have sealed off the area, and Scotland Yard's crack inspector is with me now.

Inspector:
I shall enter the house and attempt to remove the joke.

About now an upstairs window in the house is fiung open and a doctor, rears his head out, hysterical with laughter, and dies hanging over the window sill. The commentator and the inspector look up and then continue as if they are used to such sights.

Inspector:
I shall be aided by the sound of sombre music, played on gramophone records, and also by the chanting of laments by the men of Q Division...

(Points to a group of dour looking policemen standing nearby)

The atmosphere thus created should protect me in the eventuality of me reading the joke.

(He gives a signal.)

The group of policemen start groaning and chanting biblical laments. The Dead March is heard. The inspector squares his shoulders and bravely starts walking into the house.

Commentator:
There goes a brave man. Whether he comes out alive or not,
this will surely be remembered as one of the most courageous
and gallant acts in police history.

The inspector suddenly appears at the door,
helpless with laughter, holding the joke aloft.
He collapses and dies.
Cut to film of army vans driving along dark roads.

Voice Over:
It was not long before the Army became interested in the military potential of the Killer Joke. Under top security, the joke was hurried to a meeting of Allied Commanders at the Ministry of War.

Cut to door at Ham House.
Soldier on guard comes to attention as dispatch rider
hurries in carrying armoured box.

Notice on door:
"Conference. No Admittance"

Dispatch rider rushes in.
A door opens for him and closes behind him.
We hear a mighty roar of laughter...
A series of doomphs as the commanders hit the floor or table. Soldier outside does not move a muscle.

Cut to a pillbox on the Salisbury Plain.
Track in to slit to see moustachioed top brass
peering anxiously out.

Voice Over:
Top brass were impressed. Tests on Salisbury Plain confirmed the joke's devastating effectiveness at a range of up to fifty yards.

Cut to shot looking out of slit in pillbox.
Camera zooms through slit to distance where a solitary figure is standing on the windswept plain.
He is a bespectacled, weedy lance-corporal (Terry Jones) looking cold and miserable.
Pan across to fifty yards away where two helmeted soldiers are at their positions beside a blackboard on an easel covered with a cloth.
Cut in to corporal's face-registening complete lack of comprehension as well as stupidily.
Man on top of pillbox waves flag.
The soldiers reveal the joke to the corporal.
He peers at it, thinks about its meaning,
snickers, and dies.
Two watching generals are very impressed.

Generals:
Fantastic.

Cut to a Colonel talking to camera.

Colonel:
All through the winter of '43 we had translators working, in joke-proof conditions, to try and produce a German version of the joke. They worked on one word each for greater safety. One of them saw two words of the joke and spent several weeks in hospital. But apart from that things went pretty quickly, and we soon had the joke by January, in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.

Cut to a trench in the Ardennes. Members of the joke brigade are crouched holding pieces of paper with the joke on them.

Voice Over:
So, on July 8th, I944, the joke was first told to the enemy
in the Ardennes...

Commanding NCO:
Tell the... joke.

Joke Brigade:
(together)
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...
Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Pan out of the British trench across war-torn landscape and come to rest where presumably the German trench is. There is a pause and then a group of Germans rear up in hysterics.

Voice Over:
It was a fantastic success. Over sixty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war joke...

Cut to a film of Chamberlain brandishing
the "Peace in our time" treaty.

...and one which Hitler just couldn't match.

Film of Hitler rally. Hitler speaks; subtitles are superimposed.

Hitler:
SUBTITLE
MY DOG'S GOT NO NOSE

A young soldier responds:
SUBTITLE
HOW DOES HE SMELL?

Hitler:
SUBTITLE
AWFUL'

Voice Over:
In action it was deadly.

Cut to a small squad with rifles making their way through forest. Suddenly one of them sees something and gives signal at which they all dive for cover. From the cover of a tree he reads out joke.

Corporal:
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...
Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Sniper falls laughing out of tree.

Joke Brigade:
(charging)
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...
Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

They chant the joke.
Germans are put to fight laughing, some dropping to ground.

Voice Over:
The German casualties were appalling.

Cut to a German hospital and a ward full of casualties still laughing hysterically.
Cut to Nazi interrogation room.
An officer from the joke bngade has a light shining in his face.
A Gestapo officer is interrogating him; another stands behind him.

Nazi:
Vott is the big joke?

Officer:
I can only give you name, rank,
and why did the chicken cross the road?

Nazi:
That's not funny!
(slaps him)
I vant to know the joke.

Officer:
All right. How do you make a Nazi cross?

Nazi:
(momentarily fooled)
I don't know... how do you make a Nazi cross?

Officer:
Tread on his corns.
(does so; the Nazi hops in pain)

Nazi:
Gott in Hiramell That's not funny!
(mimes cuffing him while the other Nazi claps his
hands to provide the sound effct)
Now if you don't tell me the joke, I shall hit you properly.

Officer:
I can stand physical pain, you know.

Nazi:
Ah... you're no fun. All right, Otto.

Otto starts tickling the officer who starts laughing.

Officer:
Oh no - anything but that please no, all fight I'll tell you.

They stop tickling him.

Nazi:
Quick Otto. The typewriter.

Otto goes to the typewriter and they wait expeaantly. The officer produces piece of paper out of his breast pocket and reads.

Officer:
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...
Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

Otto at the typewriter explodes with laughter and dies.

Nazi:
Ach! Zat iss not funny!

Nazi burts into laughter and dies.
A German guard bursts in with machine gun,
The British officer leaps on the table.

Officer:
(lightning speed)
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...
Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

The guard reels back and collapses laughing.
British officer makes his escape.
Cut to a film of German scientists working in laboratories.

Voice Over:
But at Peenemunde in the Autumn of '44,
the Germans were working on a joke of their own.

A German general is seated at an imposing desk.
Behind him stands Otto, labelled "A Different Gestapo Officer". Bespectacled German scientist/joke writer enters room. He clean his throat and reads from card.

German Joker:
Die ist ein Kinnerhunder und zwei Mackel uber und der bitte schon ist den Wunderhaus sprechensie. 'Nein' sprecht der Herren 'Ist aufern borger mit zveitingen'.

He finishes and looks hopeful.

Otto:
We let you know.

He shoots him. Film of German sdentists.

Voice Over:
But by December their joke was ready,
and Hitler gave the order for the German V-Joke
to be broadcast in English.

Cut to 1940's wartime radio set with couple anxiously listening to it.

Radio:
(crackly German voice)
Der ver zwei peanuts, valking down der strasse, and von vas... assaulted! peanut. Ho-ho-ho-ho.

Radio bunts into "Deutschland Uber Alles".
The couple look at each other and then in blank amazement at the radio.
Cut to modern BBC 2 interview.
The commentator in a woodland glade.

Commentator (Eric Idle):
In 1945 Peace broke out. It was the end of the Joke.
Joke warfare was banned at a special session of the Geneva Convention, and in I950 the last remaining copy of the joke was laid to rest here in the Berkshire countryside, never to be told again.

He walks away revealing a monument on which is written:
"To The Unknown Joke".
Camera pulls away slowly through idyllic setting.
Patriotic music reaches crescendo.

[Brian Reed]

went here: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

typed this: Ramtower

Got this slogan in response: "Nothing Sucks Like A Ramtower"

[Red Sonja]

GRRRRRRRRR which thread is "the" kubiak thread this month?

[Taxman]

GRRRRRRRRR which thread is "the" kubiak thread this month?David Mack started a thread called The Kubiak Thread, but he changed it to Macking Kubiak.

[ramtower]

went here: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

typed this: Ramtower

Got this slogan in response: "Nothing Sucks Like A Ramtower"

True though that is, I'm still fond of
"That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Ramtower."

[amy]

GRRRRRRRRR which thread is "the" kubiak thread this month?

I think it's more of a Kubiak thread of the day.

[Taxman]

I think it's more of a Kubiak thread of the day.It's been a long strange journey. I don't know that we'll ever have a single thread again.

[GelfXIII]

went here: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

typed this: Ramtower

Got this slogan in response: "Nothing Sucks Like A Ramtower"

and mine: Naughty, but Gelf13.


I'd buy that for a dollar!

[Hot Pink]

i like the multiple threads. i feel like there are only a couple of people that truly know what is going on in each, so i am less afraid of just running in and saying what i want in whatever thread exists.

[amy]

It's been a long strange journey. I don't know that we'll ever have a single thread again.

It's fun just knowing the kubiak haters are not liking it and the fact that two of the creators are in full support of them on their boards makes it even more entertaining.

[GelfXIII]

I have to admit that the thread in the Bendis board scares me, but it seems much lower pressure here.

[ramtower]

I have to admit that the thread in the Bendis board scares me, but it seems much lower pressure here.

That's where I stand. I fear the bendis kubiak.

[Taxman]

That's where I stand. I fear the bendis kubiak.:lol:

But which one?

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=58060

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=33051

There may well be legitimate reason to fear Re-animating Kubiak.

[ramtower]

Zombie Thread!

[Taxman]

Zombie Thread!Marvel Zombies?

[Taxman]

There's a new "R" word someone could use for a Kubiak Thread.Ramtowering Kubiak

[ramtower]

There's a new "R" word someone could use for a Kubiak Thread.Ramtowering Kubiak

I wouldn't recommend it. I've been ramtowered, and look at me now.

[Brian Reed]

I wouldn't recommend it. I've been ramtowered, and look at me now.

*rwar*

[Taxman]

http://www.cameltoe-world.com/pictures/funny/worlds-biggest-cameltoe.jpg

Found while googling the word "Tomato"

Nothing is safe.Someone just got banned for posting this Bendis side.

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=71583

[Israel Horowitz]

You Can't Top an Alysha.

Damn right, I do the topping around here.

[Israel Horowitz]

Someone just got banned for posting this Bendis side.

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=71583


Only because it's that annoying spammer back again. Look at his post and screen name, then look at some of the ones that were banned recently.

[Taxman]

Only because it's that annoying spammer back again. Look at his post and screen name, then look at some of the ones that were banned recently.Speaking of annoying spammers, what ever happened to michelle1115?

[Israel Horowitz]

Speaking of annoying spammers, what ever happened to michelle1115?

A flame that burned briefly, it appears.

[Taxman]

A flame that burned briefly, it appears.If only Reed had seen fit to grant here a "STICKY".

[JABSEN]

I have to admit that the thread in the Bendis board scares me, but it seems much lower pressure here.I feel like a noob in this one.

[Hot Pink]

i feel like a noob in all of them.

[GelfXIII]

i feel like a noob in all of them.


Me too, but it's a good kind of noob! :lol:

[JABSEN]

:grope: ?

[Hot Pink]

:grope: ?
dont mind if i do! :grope:

[JABSEN]

aaaahhh...I'm not new!!!

[Hot Pink]

i know. :grope:

[amy]

aaaahhh...I'm not new!!!


*poke*

[JABSEN]

*poke*teehee

[Sir Erudite Gav]

*plook*

Oh sorry, wrong thread

[jenifu]

*plook*

Oh sorry, wrong thread

see - i was under the mistaken impression that there is NEVER an inappropriate time or place for plooking.

it's just right for every occasion! like flowers!

[Taxman]

Speaking of annoying spammers, what ever happened to michelle1115?Not sure where michelle is, but I think I've found her hubby.

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=71630

[Sir Erudite Gav]

see - i was under the mistaken impression that there is NEVER an inappropriate time or place for plooking.

it's just right for every occasion! like flowers!

and beer!

[Brian Reed]

Not sure where michelle is, but I think I've found her hubby.

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=71630

If he is, he doesn't score the Google hits "she" did. Which means he may be better at his "job".

[Taxman]

If he is, he doesn't score the Google hits "she" did. Which means he may be better at his "job".More than likely, the Boba Tea diminished her abilities. But at least she new the correct spelling of Shatner.

[jenifu]

and beer!

see, i was going to say beer! or wine!!!

but then i started thinking, 'what if the occasion in question was a support group meeting for AA? or teetotalers?!?', and the anal-retentive part of me won out, so i omitted it.

i have failed in my obligations as a half-assed hono(u)rary gav.

must...must i tender my resignation?

[SimiBoyz]

and beer!

and breathing.

[SimiBoyz]

see, i was going to say beer! or wine!!!

but then i started thinking, 'what if the occasion in question was a support group meeting for AA? or teetotalers?!?', and the anal-retentive part of me won out, so i omitted it.

i have failed in my obligations as a half-assed hono(u)rary gav.

must...must i tender my resignation?

Please don't. I don't want to have to put through the paperwork. Too much effort.

[jenifu]

and breathing.

but breathing is so...OBLIGATORY.
not festive! not glamorous!!!

[jenifu]

Please don't. I don't want to have to put through the paperwork. Too much effort.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA...i almost added an inquiry to the post originally - something to the effect of, 'but to whom would i tender it??? and it won't ever be reviewed, so isn't it a moot point???' - but then i got too fecking lazy.

WOO-HOO!

i hereby reinstate myself!!!

[Taxman]

but breathing is so...OBLIGATORY.
not festive! not glamorous!!!Jen, don't miss out on the resurrection.

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=33051

[Sir Erudite Gav]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA...i almost added an inquiry to the post originally - something to the effect of, 'but to whom would i tender it??? and it won't ever be reviewed, so isn't it a moot point???' - but then i got too fecking lazy.

WOO-HOO!

i hereby reinstate myself!!!

More paperwork?!

Also, more people must say "fecking"

[jenifu]

Jen, don't miss out on the resurrection.

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=33051

?!?

ZOMBIE THREAD!!!