Reeding Kubiak

[Olivier E.]

Over the years, I've learned the proper way to walk around the comic shop: bring a mean-looking 6' tall man.

EDIT: http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/member.php?u=52 :D

and they scream, Thor is back! :eek:

[Israel Horowitz]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/bored.jpg


Oooh...talk nerdy to me!

[Israel Horowitz]

and they scream, Thor is back! :eek:

He says he looks more like Volstagg. :p

[Your Pal, Carl]

lost in the mail?

Like that ever happens.
Well then how do you explain why I never got my- oh, I see. :(

[SimiBoyz]

Well then how do you explain why I never got my- oh, I see. :(

because they never sent i- oh I see.

[Howlett]

I think I'm going to have to start billing Bendis for my time. :?
You could.

Charge him a bit extra and send some money my way, eh? :shifty:

[Israel Horowitz]

You could.

Charge him a bit extra and send some money my way, eh? :shifty:

You're in Ireland. Go mug a leprechaun.

[Brian Reed]

Party on the mod board. 8)

...Reed, please don't get naked this time. It's just embarassing.

Oh, unlike some people, I know you're into naked Jell-O shots. :heybaby:

[Israel Horowitz]

Oh, unlike some people, I know you're into naked Jell-O shots. :heybaby:

Oh, so NOW you want to be the doughnut holder.

[Howlett]

You're in Ireland. Go mug a leprechaun.
I would but those fuckers are tough :mad:

[Israel Horowitz]

I would but those fuckers are tough :mad:

I hear they like Lucky Charms.

[Howlett]

I hear they like Lucky Charms.
No. They like to KICK people in the "lucky charms" :scared:

[Israel Horowitz]

No. They like to KICK people in the "lucky charms" :scared:

Oh, come on. Leprechauns are like little people, right? They can't reach your goods with a kick.

...but they could bite, I guess.

[Brian Reed]

I would but those fuckers are tough :mad:


Yeah... I wouldn't fuck with this guy either. (hidden because it's HUGE)

http://www.watrfae.com/album/Family/neil-iraq-Leprechaun.jpg

[Howlett]

Oh, come on. Leprechauns are like little people, right? They can't reach your goods with a kick.

...but they could bite, I guess.
No. Real leprechauns are big enough to headbutt the lucky charms off the tallest of men. And they can jump high too.

And yes, there are some who are inclined to bite. Never fuck with a leprechaun :scared:

[Howlett]

Yeah... I wouldn't fuck with this guy either. (hidden because it's HUGE)

http://www.watrfae.com/album/Family/neil-iraq-Leprechaun.jpg
Thats not a real leprechaun :roll:

His hats too small and he's drinking from a can :no:

:p

[GelfXIII]

A leprechaun killed my imaginary friend once...











...once.

[Howlett]

A leprechaun killed my imaginary friend once...



...once.
Pfft, a real leprechaun would've killed him 4 or 5 times :p

[Brian Reed]

Pfft, a real leprechaun would've killed him 4 or 5 times :p


"Aw, faith and begorrah, ye be dead! Here now, let me resuscitate ye with a bit'o the ol'mouth to mouth as it were."

*several seconds of wet noises later...

"Ah, ye is alive again! NOW DIE, YE FUCKING CUNT! DIE LIKE THE BITCH YE IS!"

*lather, rinse, repeat*

[Howlett]

"Aw, faith and begorrah, ye be dead! Here now, let me resuscitate ye with a bit'o the ol'mouth to mouth as it were."

*several seconds of wet noises later...

"Ah, ye is alive again! NOW DIE, YE FUCKING CUNT! DIE LIKE THE BITCH YE IS!"

*lather, rinse, repeat*
It's like you've been there :shock:

[Taxman]

maybe it got lost in the mail.Story of my life. :(

[Taxman]

Goddammit, sometimes being a moderator really royally sucks ass. "Wah wah, my friend got suspended for something that's clearly stated in the rules but it's unfair because it's my friend and I hate you now and think you're unfair because you're the mod who suspended him! WAAAH!"

Waaah, why did Korless get banned? The mods aren't fair! Waaahhhhh!

[Taxman]

Denny can't ban me, only News and Bendis can.

Trust me, he's tried.:lol:

[Taxman]

I hear they like Lucky Charms.

My younger one just got a T-Shirt with this on it:

http://www.wackypackages.org/stickers/2nd_2005/scans/new/54_front_unluckycharms_small.jpg

[Howlett]

Denny can't ban me, only News and Bendis can.

Trust me, he's tried.
Thanks Taxman, I missed this post originally :lol:

[Howlett]

My younger one just got a T-Shirt with this on it:

http://www.wackypackages.org/stickers/2nd_2005/scans/new/54_front_unluckycharms_small.jpg
Now THATS Irish :lol:

[Taxman]

Now THATS Irish :lol:The free insurance policy?

[Israel Horowitz]

Waaah, why did Korless get banned? The mods aren't fair! Waaahhhhh!

Waaaah, why did I get suspended for insulting someone? The mods aren't fair! Waaahhhhh!

It'd be funnier if that didn't really happen. :?

[Howlett]

The free insurance policy?
Nah. You have to pay for free insurance here.

.............. yeah, you heard me right.

[Howlett]

Waaaah, why did I get suspended for insulting someone? The mods aren't fair! Waaahhhhh!

It'd be funnier if that didn't really happen. :?
Poor Alysha.

I'd give you a reassuring pat on the back, but for your "comment" earlier :mad:

[Israel Horowitz]

Poor Alysha.

I'd give you a reassuring pat on the back, but for your "comment" earlier :mad:

Waaah, Alysha made a funny yet disparaging comment about me! The mods aren't fair! Waaaahhhh!

[Israel Horowitz]

Colin and I went grocery shopping earlier, and I saw organic hemp brownies there.

Hemp. Brownies. At the grocery store. :shock:

[Howlett]

Waaah, Alysha made a funny yet disparaging comment about me! The mods aren't fair! Waaaahhhh!
Who said anthing about the mods? :miffed:

I would NEVER say anything bad about a mod :no:

[Howlett]

Colin and I went grocery shopping earlier, and I saw organic hemp brownies there.

Hemp. Brownies. At the grocery store. :shock:
:shock:

[Israel Horowitz]

Who said anthing about the mods? :miffed:

I would NEVER say anything bad about a mod :no:

:moon: Here's my butt. You may now smooch it.

[Howlett]

:moon: Here's my butt. You may now smooch it.
You... fucking... WISH!!! :mad:

I have my pride. I don't have a lot of my pride, but I have enough so that I won't do that :miffed:

[Israel Horowitz]

You... fucking... WISH!!! :mad:

I have my pride. I don't have a lot of my pride, but I have enough so that I won't do that :miffed:

:moon:

Come on, you know you wanna...

Plus, I can buy hemp brownies!

[Howlett]

:moon:

Come on, you know you wanna...

Plus, I can buy hemp brownies!
Yeeeeeeeeeeah, I'm gonna go ahead and pass on that, thanks :mistrust:

And why would hemp brownies matter to me? :p

[ramtower]

Um... because they're more environmentally friendly than traditional paper brownies are?

[Howlett]

Um... because they're more environmentally friendly than traditional paper brownies are?
Good answer :lol:

[Taxman]

Coming soon to a threater near you, the next chatper in the Kubiak Saga (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/lemming/)!

[Howlett]

Coming soon to a threater near you, the next chatper in the Kubiak Saga (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/lemming/)!
:shock:

[Howlett]

Alright, thats me finished for the night. I need to go die for a few hours. Talk to you later guys.

[Brian Reed]

I need to go die for a few hours.

"Aw, faith and begorrah, ye be dead! Here now, let me resuscitate ye with a bit'o the ol'mouth to mouth as it were."

*several seconds of wet noises later...

"Ah, ye is alive again! NOW DIE, YE FUCKING CUNT! DIE LIKE THE BITCH YE IS!"

[Brian Reed]

I used and abused my powers, bumping the Taxman question out onto the board for all to see.

[Your Pal, Carl]

I used and abused my powers, bumping the Taxman question out onto the board for all to see.
Abuse of Power! Abuse of Power! See the violence that's inherent in the system! Help! Help! We're being repressed!

[Israel Horowitz]

I used and abused my powers, bumping the Taxman question out onto the board for all to see.

Waah, Reed moved something without asking! The mods aren't fair! Waaaaahhh!

[Taxman]

I used and abused my powers, bumping the Taxman question out onto the board for all to see.:x

This is the second time too. And beep beep! has started threads "for" me as well.

[Flonk]

Just posting to mess with TaxMan's tally list.



It's dark in here.

[Your Pal, Carl]

Just posting to mess with TaxMan's tally list.



It's dark in here.
his 'tally' list?

[amy]

Hi.

Bye

[Taxman]

Just posting to mess with TaxMan's tally list.It's a fiendish plot. Although, I have no idea how it's gonna work.

[Brian Reed]

It's a fiendish plot. Although, I have no idea how it's gonna work.

What now?

[Hot Pink]

fiend.... so the monster is extraplanar?

[Brian Reed]

Ohhhhh I get it! I get it! If we think of J. Edgar Hoover, J. Edgar Hoover will come down to destroy us all! Everybody, just clear your minds. Just clear your minds and don't think of anything.

[Hot Pink]

MOTHER PUS BUCKET.!

(one of my favorite lines of all time)

[Olivier E.]

oh and :
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/search-handle-url/index=books&field-author-exact=Brian%20Reed&rank=-relevance%2C%2Bavailability%2C-daterank/002-5526962-4615220

:lol:

[Olivier E.]

i'm eating right now the best sammich of brussels :drool:

[Howlett]

"Aw, faith and begorrah, ye be dead! Here now, let me resuscitate ye with a bit'o the ol'mouth to mouth as it were."

*several seconds of wet noises later...

"Ah, ye is alive again! NOW DIE, YE FUCKING CUNT! DIE LIKE THE BITCH YE IS!"
:shock: Reed is a leprechaun :Panic:

[Sir Erudite Gav]

:shock: Reed is a leprechaun :Panic:

See, you're confusing Reed with yourself again, aren't you?

[Howlett]

See, you're confusing Reed with yourself again, aren't you?
Pffft, you're more of a leprechaun than I am Gav.

Figured out "what the craic is" yet? :twisted:

[Sir Erudite Gav]

Pffft, you're more of a leprechaun than I am Gav.

Figured out "what the craic is" yet? :twisted:

What do you think I was doing in the bathroom with Johns?

:shock: *runs off*

[Howlett]

What do you think I was doing in the bathroom with Johns?

:shock: *runs off*
I KNEW IT!!!! :Panic:

[Olivier E.]

I just saw a picture of a naked miss piggy :sick:

should I post it or should I not...

[Howlett]

I just saw a picture of a naked miss piggy :sick:

should I post it or should I not...
Not. No. Never.

Never ever. NEIN!!! :mad:

[Taxman]

:shock: Reed is a leprechaun :Panic:He's starting to remind me of William Shatner in Free Enterprise.

[Howlett]

He's starting to remind me of William Shatner in Free Enterprise.
Never saw it :(

[mewelke]

He's starting to remind me of William Shatner in Free Enterprise.


Did this forum just lap itself?

[Olivier E.]

since when is amy jewish? :cry:

[SimiBoyz]

since when is amy jewish? :cry:

?

[Olivier E.]

?

sabbatical :cry:

[Olivier E.]

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/member.php?u=3015

portsmouth?

[Brian Reed]

I have clearly lost the thread of this thread.

[Taxman]

sabbatical :cry:Sabbatical is a term commonly used in American academia.

[Taxman]

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/member.php?u=3015

portsmouth?We have one of those in New Hamshire, I think. Is there not really one in the UK?

[Olivier E.]

there's a 16 year old american girl from utah on the radio,

-What was the first astonishing thing you saw when you came to Belgium?
-The first thing we did we went to a kot and bought french fries and they had lots of sauces not just ketchup

-what is your favorite thing in Belgium?
-Food

[SimiBoyz]

We have one of those in New Hamshire, I think. Is there not really one in the UK?

Yeah, we have a Portsmouth.

[Olivier E.]

We have one of those in New Hamshire, I think. Is there not really one in the UK?

there's one there too, just wanted to know if he was one of gavidu's friends.

[Olivier E.]

Sabbatical is a term commonly used in American academia.

we only use sabbat, the day when the jews do anything

[Taxman]

we only use sabbat, the day when the jews do anythingThen I guess it is actually possible to learn something at Jinxworld.

[Israel Horowitz]

Colin says my sig line "OMG doodz it's pr0n" is no longer appropriate since I don't have his artwork, only David Tennant.

AHAHAHAHAAAA. He's funny.

[Howlett]

Colin says my sig line "OMG doodz it's pr0n" is no longer appropriate since I don't have his artwork, only David Tennant.

AHAHAHAHAAAA. He's funny.
Yes. Yes he is *nods*

[Brian Reed]

HELP! CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT this tv show called 'LIVING IN TVLAND'. I hear it is very entertaining and next wednesday @10p, dick van patten is gonna be there for the season finale. i found out on tvland.com/originals/litvl. you can even preview the series on the site.

URRRKKKthis tv show called 'LIVING IN TVLAND'. I hear it is very entertaining and next wednesday @10p, dick van patten is gonna be there for the season finale. i found out on tvland.com/originals/litvl. you can even preview the series on the site.

GAAAAKKKKKthis tv show called 'LIVING IN TVLAND'. I hear it is very entertaining and next wednesday @10p, dick van patten is gonna be there for the season finale. i found out on tvland.com/originals/litvl. you can even preview the series on the site.


HELPthis tv show called 'LIVING IN TVLAND'. I hear it is very entertaining and next wednesday @10p, dick van patten is gonna be there for the season finale. i found out on tvland.com/originals/litvl. you can even preview the series on the site.

[Hot Pink]

dick van patten can suck my dick van patten.

[Israel Horowitz]

Hey, Abbott!


...God, I hate that guy.

[Busman]

Is Sabbatical like Fight Club? or can we talk about it? or only discuss it?

[Taxman]

Is Sabbatical like Fight Club? or can we talk about it? or only discuss it?Some asks to have there account suspended, that's about it. Most of the time, it is someone who wants the "extra help" to cut down on their time here. Some others have chosen to have their accounts turned off "permanently" yet they can have it reactivated any time. :?

[Israel Horowitz]

Some asks to have there account suspended, that's about it. Most of the time, it is someone who wants the "extra help" to cut down on their time here. Some others have chosen to have their accounts turned off "permanently" yet they can have it reactivated any time. :?

Spot on.

Then there's some of us who leave for two weeks and don't even attempt to log in. :miffed:

[Taxman]

Spot on.

Then there's some of us who leave for two weeks and don't even attempt to log in. :miffed:How does that figure into things?

The best are the ones that start a special thread to say "Such and such is a douche bag, I'm leaving the board forever," then come back in a day and a half.

[Israel Horowitz]

How does that figure into things?

The best are the ones that start a special thread to say "Such and such is a douche bag, I'm leaving the board forever," then come back in a day and a half.

No need to take the sabbatical, there's self-control. :)

I've known people who say that they're taking a break from the board, or they're leaving forever, and they don't even leave THEN. They say that then truck on over to another thread.

[Taxman]

No need to take the sabbatical, there's self-control. :)

I've known people who say that they're taking a break from the board, or they're leaving forever, and they don't even leave THEN. They say that then truck on over to another thread.Is there a way that someone could be banned from a specific thread if you wanted to do that?

[Israel Horowitz]

Is there a way that someone could be banned from a specific thread if you wanted to do that?

Hmm...thread? I don't think so. I know it's possible to ban someone from one board (according to NEWS!, I think), but I don't know that you can ban someone from a specific thread.

[Taxman]

Hmm...thread? I don't think so. I know it's possible to ban someone from one board (according to NEWS!, I think), but I don't know that you can ban someone from a specific thread.The people who wriote this software may have been under the impression that threads had a rather limited life.

[Israel Horowitz]

The people who wriote this software may have been under the impression that threads had a rather limited life.

I'm betting that could be part of it, yes. They've never met a Kubiaker.

[Brian Reed]

My favorite threads are the lengthy emo-esque "I'm taking a break from the board" threads. There's something so perfectly narci-tastic about the belief that you will be so missed in day to day board life that you need to tell people you might not be there to make a snarky comment about a TV show or let someone know they're a douchebag. It's like somone found a way to make candied pathetic.

[Hot Pink]

i dont say anything and i just come and go as i please.

[Taxman]

My favorite threads are the lengthy emo-esque "I'm taking a break from the board" threads. There's something so perfectly narci-tastic about the belief that you will be so missed in day to day board life that you need to tell people you might not be there to make a snarky comment about a TV show or let someone know they're a douchebag. It's like somone found a way to make candied pathetic.I've seen it where the "departing" individual gets into a spat with the other people posting in the thread, and then the thing gets locked or deleted. Some times it make for a good show. :lol:

[Busman]

I took a good few months off. It was good.

... I mean, didn't y'all miss me?!??! Please, love me!

[Brian Reed]

I took a good few months off. It was good.

... I mean, didn't y'all miss me?!??! Please, love me!

That only works if you start a "I'M BACK, BITCHES!" thread. Only then can you be mocked openly. Unfortunately, you acted normal and therefore missed the opportunity for teh c0m3d33.

[Taxman]

I took a good few months off. It was good.

... I mean, didn't y'all miss me?!??! Please, love me!I PMed Brian once to see what had happened to you. BENDIS! claimed that you had become a heroine adict.

[Busman]

That only works if you start a "I'M BACK, BITCHES!" thread. Only then can you be mocked openly. Unfortunately, you acted normal and therefore missed the opportunity for teh c0m3d33.


Hmmm... fuck... I'll work on it.


Fine...


I'm leaving!


This is my last post, EVER!

Fuck you all later!

[Busman]

Some asks to have there account suspended, that's about it. Most of the time, it is someone who wants the "extra help" to cut down on their time here. Some others have chosen to have their accounts turned off "permanently" yet they can have it reactivated any time. :?


Gotcha. Thought maybe it was a Bushism for Banned from the board these days. Found out when replying to a PD PM and it rejected it.

[Busman]

This is my last post, I mean.

[Brian Reed]

This is my last post, I mean.

He'll be back. His kind always is.

[Brian Reed]

I, however, am going to go to bed before 4am for once.

[Busman]

Sweet, you have 4 hours!

This will be my last post.

[Your Pal, Carl]

I took a good few months off. It was good.

... I mean, didn't y'all miss me?!??! Please, love me!
I did at first. I spent some nights crying myself to sleep wondering where you were. I went through fits of withdrawl. Just when I had gotten used to your regular posting you were gone. I couldn't handle it. I started drinking. Heavily. I found God again, and began praying for your safe return. When that didn't happen I denounced my faith and burned God in effigy. I stopped caring. I stopped caring about my family. I stopped caring about you. I stopped caring about the board. I stopped caring about the world. All the things that were important to me. I came to the conclusion that you weren't coming back and there was nothing I could do about it.


And then you returned. I fucking hate you. :x











feel better? :grope:

[Hot Pink]

i have three hours to finish a ten page paper.

i am on page two.!

[Cth]

My favorite threads are the lengthy emo-esque "I'm taking a break from the board" threads. There's something so perfectly narci-tastic about the belief that you will be so missed in day to day board life that you need to tell people you might not be there to make a snarky comment about a TV show or let someone know they're a douchebag. It's like somone found a way to make candied pathetic.

http://newcomicreviews.com/cliches/bye.jpg

[Cth]

Colin says my sig line "OMG doodz it's pr0n" is no longer appropriate since I don't have his artwork, only David Tennant.

AHAHAHAHAAAA. He's funny.

I always thought you should keep a quiet tab on the number of bans in your sig to see if anyone notices.

Now Serving: 1,247 (you!)

[Olivier E.]

I totally suck at that civil war sig thing :miffed:

[Taxman]

I did at first. I spent some nights crying myself to sleep wondering where you were. I remember those days. Those were some rough nights in the Kubiak Thread.

[Israel Horowitz]

I always thought you should keep a quiet tab on the number of bans in your sig to see if anyone notices.

Now Serving: 1,247 (you!)

The 66 and counting? That's the permanent ones. ;)

[Taxman]

The 66 and counting? That's the permanent ones. ;)Aren't most of those just Stryfe?

[Israel Horowitz]

Aren't most of those just Stryfe?

I just counted, and it looks like 11 of them are Stryfe. However, about half of the remaining are different incarnations of issue9mm people.

[Taxman]

I just counted, and it looks like 11 of them are Stryfe. However, about half of the remaining are different incarnations of issue9mm people.It sounds like 9mm is keeping you employed, maybe you should start sending them part of your check. Oh wait, Simpson is the one who should be sending them a kick-back.

[Cth]

The 66 and counting? That's the permanent ones. ;)

Found yet another avatar for ya ;) (Where'd ol' Murdazzler go anyways?)

http://www.newcomicreviews.com/bendisboard/junk/955565.jpg

[Israel Horowitz]

It sounds like 9mm is keeping you employed, maybe you should start sending them part of your check. Oh wait, Simpson is the one who should be sending them a kick-back.

OH SNAP! :shock:

[Israel Horowitz]

Found yet another avatar for ya ;) (Where'd ol' Murdazzler go anyways?)

http://www.newcomicreviews.com/bendisboard/junk/955565.jpg

Ahaha!

Murdazzler will return to scare posters one day, if I'm allowed. I was told that I can't ever get rid of Seth Bullock as it is too fitting.

[Brian Reed]

When that didn't happen I denounced my faith and burned God in effigy.

Out of curiosity, what did your God effigy look like? I'm torn between George Burns and a wad of cotton with a smiley face drawn on it with a sharpie.

[Your Pal, Carl]

Out of curiosity, what did your God effigy look like? I'm torn between George Burns and a wad of cotton with a smiley face drawn on it with a sharpie.
It looked ambiguous, so that it could be interpreted differently by each individual. Like when Kosh saved Sheridan at the end of the second 2 and everyone had a different interpretation of what the Vorlons looked like. (look at me, sneaking a B5 reference in)

[GelfXIII]

I have a confession. I didn't read any of the last 5 pages and I'm posting anyway.

I just thought you should know.


Go about your business.

[Your Pal, Carl]

I have a confession. I didn't read any of the last 5 pages and I'm posting anyway.

I just thought you should know.


Go about your business.
You're on 10 posts per page, aren't you? :)

[Israel Horowitz]

It looked ambiguous, so that it could be interpreted differently by each individual. Like when Kosh saved Sheridan at the end of the second 2 and everyone had a different interpretation of what the Vorlons looked like. (look at me, sneaking a B5 reference in)

Like psychic paper! (look at me, sneaking a DW reference in)

[Busman]

I did at first. I spent some nights crying myself to sleep wondering where you were. I went through fits of withdrawl. Just when I had gotten used to your regular posting you were gone. I couldn't handle it. I started drinking. Heavily. I found God again, and began praying for your safe return. When that didn't happen I denounced my faith and burned God in effigy. I stopped caring. I stopped caring about my family. I stopped caring about you. I stopped caring about the board. I stopped caring about the world. All the things that were important to me. I came to the conclusion that you weren't coming back and there was nothing I could do about it.


And then you returned. I fucking hate you. :x











feel better? :grope:


I knew it!

[Brian Reed]

Like psychic paper! (look at me, sneaking a DW reference in)

That's Amazing. Really. Do I Sound sincere?

[Brian Reed]

I knew it!

I thought you quit posting?

[Taxman]

I thought you quit posting?That was over 14 hours ago. This may be a new record.

[Olivier E.]

You're on 10 posts per page, aren't you? :)

:beer: :grope:


:moon: :blurp:

[Israel Horowitz]

That's Amazing. Really. Do I Sound sincere?

:no:

[Brian Reed]

:no:

But I made it secretly say TARDIS and everything :(

[Israel Horowitz]

But I made it secretly say TARDIS and everything :(

That's not what it stands for! :o

[Brian Reed]

Just sent to me by a friend:

http://homepage.mac.com/mikemunson/pics/sig.gif

[SimiBoyz]

Just sent to me by a friend:

http://homepage.mac.com/mikemunson/pics/sig.gif

I think.......I.... have to go now.

[Brian Reed]

I think.......I.... have to go now.

Need some alone time, eh?

[kubiak]

so! this book "borrowed time" from oni press... THE ART RULES.

not only the art, but hte design of the cover is fucking hott. and on the website there is this skull dude on a sail boat with a coffin in it, and i have to say, I FUCKING LOVE IT.


i am goign to buy the book next week. it looks so fucking good.
Ach! Did this come out already? I preordered it but it wasn't in my bag last week!

Thank god for Lord Retail.

[kubiak]

Party on the mod board. 8)

...Reed, please don't get naked this time. It's just embarassing.
Awww!

I never get invited to parties on the Mod Board. :(

[kubiak]

Goddammit, sometimes being a moderator really royally sucks ass. "Wah wah, my friend got suspended for something that's clearly stated in the rules but it's unfair because it's my friend and I hate you now and think you're unfair because you're the mod who suspended him! WAAAH!"

:roll:
That's okay, we still love ya!

[kubiak]

Just sent to me by a friend:

http://homepage.mac.com/mikemunson/pics/sig.gif
Oh god... that reminds me of... uh...

Nevermind. :shifty:

[mewelke]

Just sent to me by a friend:

http://homepage.mac.com/mikemunson/pics/sig.gif

A friend of a friend had this happen while screwing his girlfriend in the exact same position...well it was slightly different cause whereas the dog in this video has at least the class to aim to the side, this friend of a friend managed to coat the poor girl's back. To make a gross situation funnier...he puked because he was drunk... so drunk that he forgot about it and didn't know why she was pissed off the next day.

[Brian Reed]

A friend of a friend had this happen while screwing his girlfriend in the exact same position...well it was slightly different cause whereas the dog in this video has at least the class to aim to the side, this friend of a friend managed to coat the poor girl's back. To make a gross situation funnier...he puked because he was drunk... so drunk that he forgot about it and didn't know why she was pissed off the next day.

If he just kept going, then that is the best story ever.

[Howlett]

So, how is everyone today?

[ramtower]

Wishing I could ctrl+z the last few minutes of my life.

[Your Pal, Carl]

Just sent to me by a friend:

http://homepage.mac.com/mikemunson/pics/sig.gif
I wish I could unsee this. :sick:

[mewelke]

Wishing I could ctrl+z the last few minutes of my life.


What happened? Or just the dog puke?

[Howlett]

Wishing I could ctrl+z the last few minutes of my life.
Funny, I feel the same way a lot of the time :dunno:

[mewelke]

Life really is missing some significant key features. A decent save/load function would be nice.

[ramtower]

What happened? Or just the dog puke?

Pretty much just the dog puke, really.

[Taxman]

A friend of a friend had this happen while screwing his girlfriend in the exact same position...well it was slightly different cause whereas the dog in this video has at least the class to aim to the side, this friend of a friend managed to coat the poor girl's back. To make a gross situation funnier...he puked because he was drunk... so drunk that he forgot about it and didn't know why she was pissed off the next day.:lol:

[Taxman]

I wish I could unsee this. :sick:Oh yeah, everyone hates the thing, but no one can be bothered to delete the thing from their quote when composing a post. :x

[mewelke]

Oh yeah, everyone hates the thing, but no one can be bothered to delete the thing from their quote when composing a post. :x

composting? never mind me...medication too strong. apologies for the no deletey with the quote making...fading fast. stoopid "non drowsy" allergy drugs.

[Ascius]

Oh yeah, everyone hates the thing, but no one can be bothered to delete the thing from their quote when composing a post.

http://homepage.mac.com/mikemunson/pics/sig.gif
I think it's hilarious.

I was waiting for the dog to start chowing down too... or head back over to remount. Either was likely.

[Brian Reed]

http://homepage.mac.com/mikemunson/pics/sig.gif
I think it's hilarious.

I was waiting for the dog to start chowing down too... or head back over to remount. Either was likely.

It becomes hypnotic when you scroll past multiple versions of it.

[Taxman]

Isn't Christmas yet far enough in the past that this thread (http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=45488) should be as well? :dunno:

[Your Pal, Carl]

Oh yeah, everyone hates the thing, but no one can be bothered to delete the thing from their quote when composing a post. :x
But then how would you know what I unwanted to see? :?

[Taxman]

But then how would you know what I unwanted to see? :?
:roll:

Just sent to me by a friend: I wish I could unsee this. :sick:

[Taxman]

I have never seen a thread be "unlocked" but I just assumed that it was possible. Is it?

[Israel Horowitz]

I have never seen a thread be "unlocked" but I just assumed that it was possible. Is it?

Yep.

[Israel Horowitz]

Oh God, I have to be at work at 7am, it's 1:22 and I should be in bed, but there's a show on about primordial dwarves. I'm RIVETED.

[Brian Reed]

Oh God, I have to be at work at 7am, it's 1:22 and I should be in bed, but there's a show on about primordial dwarves. I'm RIVETED.


WHAT. CHANNEL?!

[Israel Horowitz]

WHAT. CHANNEL?!

TLC! Hurry, it's half over!

[Israel Horowitz]

Southern wigger dwarf. :shock:

[Israel Horowitz]

AHHH! Nosferatu!

...I'm going to hell.

EDIT: Aww, and she seems like a really nice lady. I really am going to hell.

[Brian Reed]

TLC! Hurry, it's half over!

Goddamnit. I asked, then got distracted and completely forgot. Freaking shiny objects, always sparkling and dist

[Israel Horowitz]

Am I horrible for making my sister think that she might be some sort of dwarf? She's 15 and about 4'3".

Little People, Big World was on afterwards and I had a problem forcing myself to go to sleep instead of watching.

[Olivier E.]

Am I horrible for making my sister think that she might be some sort of dwarf? She's 15 and about 4'3".

Little People, Big World was on afterwards and I had a problem forcing myself to go to sleep instead of watching.

she's young :o . Was she a late bloomer? Or you the result of a wild teenager party? :scared:

[Sir Erudite Gav]

Goddamnit. I asked, then got distracted and completely forgot. Freaking shiny objects, always sparkling and dist

I blame lenticular foil covers myself.

[Howlett]

Am I horrible for making my sister think that she might be some sort of dwarf? She's 15 and about 4'3".

Little People, Big World was on afterwards and I had a problem forcing myself to go to sleep instead of watching.
Horrible? Noooooo..... you can't help how tiny she is :p

[Howlett]

I blame lenticular foil covers myself.
Ooooooh shiney!!!! :ecstatic:

[Israel Horowitz]

she's young :o . Was she a late bloomer? Or you the result of a wild teenager party? :scared:

My mom had a miscarriage when I was 4. The doctors told her "Oh, don't worry about it! You'll be pregnant again in six months!" 12 years later, right when my parents were about to give up, my sister came along.

[Israel Horowitz]

Horrible? Noooooo..... you can't help how tiny she is :p

The funny thing is that the guy who likes her (and has liked her since they were about 8 years old) is now almost 6' tall.

[Howlett]

The funny thing is that the guy who likes her (and has liked her since they were about 8 years old) is now almost 6' tall.
His poor back :lol:

[Israel Horowitz]

His poor back :lol:

They haven't gone out or anything, but it's so OBVIOUS. He asks her over all the time for help with German class. He's a 15 year old and hasn't mentioned any other girls to her ever(and they're best friends). I informed her the other day that he's either in love with her or he's gay.

[Sir Erudite Gav]

They haven't gone out or anything, but it's so OBVIOUS. He asks her over all the time for help with German class. He's a 15 year old and hasn't mentioned any other girls to her ever(and they're best friends). I informed her the other day that he's either in love with her or he's gay.

If she doesn't even know any German then he's DEFINITELY in love with her.

[Howlett]

They haven't gone out or anything, but it's so OBVIOUS. He asks her over all the time for help with German class. He's a 15 year old and hasn't mentioned any other girls to her ever(and they're best friends). I informed her the other day that he's either in love with her or he's gay.
Sweet Jesus, how thick are they both? :lol:

Just get it over with you two!!! *shouts at no one* :mad:

:)

[Howlett]

If she doesn't even know any German then he's DEFINITELY in love with her.
:rofl:

[Israel Horowitz]

If she doesn't even know any German then he's DEFINITELY in love with her.

They're in the same German class. :lol:

The other day, she was supposed to take his bus to his house after school, but the driver wouldn't let her on. She offered to study over the phone, asking him what he needed help with. He kept stuttering and not giving a straight answer, then begged her to ask me if I'd take her over to his place.

[Howlett]

They're in the same German class. :lol:

The other day, she was supposed to take his bus to his house after school, but the driver wouldn't let her on. She offered to study over the phone, asking him what he needed help with. He kept stuttering and not giving a straight answer, then begged her to ask me if I'd take her over to his place.
Oh god, if it was any more obvious :roll:

[Israel Horowitz]

Oh god, if it was any more obvious :roll:

That's what I'm saying!

Ehh, he's a comic nerd to boot. His big dream in life is to own a comic shop. Well, that and to make my sister his teeny little bride.

[Howlett]

That's what I'm saying!

Ehh, he's a comic nerd to boot. His big dream in life is to own a comic shop. Well, that and to make my sister his teeny little bride.
Well we know how he feels, mind if I ask if she feels the same about him? Is she as obvious?

[Olivier E.]

My mom had a miscarriage when I was 4. The doctors told her "Oh, don't worry about it! You'll be pregnant again in six months!" 12 years later, right when my parents were about to give up, my sister came along.
I'm never going to trust a doctor when he tells something about pregnancy :no:

[Howlett]

I'm never going to trust a doctor when he tells something about pregnancy :no:
I never trust doctors in general. I know too many that are retards :?

[Olivier E.]

They haven't gone out or anything, but it's so OBVIOUS. He asks her over all the time for help with German class. He's a 15 year old and hasn't mentioned any other girls to her ever(and they're best friends). I informed her the other day that he's either in love with her or he's gay.

oh german class. RRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIght!!!


*hump* *hump*

[Israel Horowitz]

Well we know how he feels, mind if I ask if she feels the same about him? Is she as obvious?

She's got a thing for a punk sophomore kid named Chris. They eat lunch together, and she was all excited because he gave her his vampire book to read.

She likes Garrett and has even been known to call him cute...but she says they're only friends.

I swear, it's a mini-soap opera.

[Israel Horowitz]

oh german class. RRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIght!!!


*hump* *hump*

I don't even want to consider the logistics of a 6' tall boy and a 4'3" girl getting it on.

[JABSEN]

Is this now THE Kubiak thread?

I went to the one on the Bendis Board and it was sooooo quiet

[Howlett]

She's got a thing for a punk sophomore kid named Chris. They eat lunch together, and she was all excited because he gave her his vampire book to read.

She likes Garrett and has even been known to call him cute...but she says they're only friends.

I swear, it's a mini-soap opera.
They'll be dating within the next 2 years. I'd nearly bet on it.

I'll be generous, and say 5 max :lol:

[Howlett]

I don't even want to consider the logistics of a 6' tall boy and a 4'3" girl getting it on.
Ah, you're all the same size when lying down :lol:

I'm sure they're not testing that theory though :shifty:

[Howlett]

Is this now THE Kubiak thread?

I went to the one on the Bendis Board and it was sooooo quiet
It seems to be the busier one at the moment, yeah.

It's Brians fault :p

[Sir Erudite Gav]

I swear, it's a mini-soap opera.

Literally?

[JABSEN]

It seems to be the busier one at the moment, yeah.

It's Brians fault :pBriiiiiiAAAannnnnn!!!!!

*shakes fist in Reed's direction*

[Howlett]

Literally?
:lol:

[Howlett]

BriiiiiiAAAannnnnn!!!!!

*shakes fist in Reed's direction*
Yeah. He's a bastard. He doesn't want to share us with the other boards :miffed:

[JABSEN]

Yeah. He's a bastard. He doesn't want to share us with the other boards :miffed:Us? How'd I get dragged into this? I was just minding my business with the TIPsters

[Howlett]

Us? How'd I get dragged into this? I was just minding my business with the TIPsters
I meant us as in the Kubiakers. Not YOU :miffed:

:p

[JABSEN]

I meant us as in the Kubiakers. Not YOU :miffed:

:p....

:sad: ...


:sad: :surrend: :sad:

*heartbroken*

:cry:

[Howlett]

....

:sad: ...


:sad: :surrend: :sad:

*heartbroken*

:cry:
Hey, you were the one who sounded like he didn't want to be included :(

You can be included in this if you want :)

[Cth]

Just sent to me by a friend:

http://homepage.mac.com/mikemunson/pics/sig.gif

Well, I wasn't going to post it, but here's another sneak peek of test footage from the upcoming live action POWERS film..

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/19/POWERS1147750253037.gif

And yes, I could have removed the dog from the quote, but I like to think of it as increasing the damage multiplier ;)

[JABSEN]

http://homepage.mac.com/mikemunson/pics/sig.gif
I think it's hilarious.

I was waiting for the dog to start chowing down too... or head back over to remount. Either was likely.Who doesn't enjoy a nice post-plook snack?

[Olivier E.]

I don't even want to consider the logistics of a 6' tall boy and a 4'3" girl getting it on.

When I was in school, we used to go to the toilets, you lift her up on the hips and press her against the door and then :Oops:

[Howlett]

When I was in school, we used to go to the toilets, you lift her up on the hips and press her against the door and then :Oops:
I think that was a small bit too much info there Snob :scared:

[Olivier E.]

I think that was a small bit too much info there Snob :scared:

well she's 15, nowadays kids start to have sex at 11-12 and at 15 3 out of 10 girls already had sex...

[Howlett]

well she's 15, nowadays kids start to have sex at 11-12 and at 15 3 out of 10 girls already had sex...
Yeah, i know that :p

[Olivier E.]

I'm doing Zoe's homework :)











































:sleepy:

[Howlett]

I'm doing Zoe's homework :)



:sleepy:
You are so fucking whipped :lol:

[Olivier E.]

You are so fucking whipped :lol:

and she's the one who's going to become a teacher :no:

[Howlett]

and she's the one who's going to become a teacher :no:
Every good teacher needs an "assistant" :shifty:

[Howlett]

WOOOOOO!!!!! I'm all set to escape Ireland nooooow!!!! :rock:

Yay for things falling into place :cool:

[Olivier E.]

WOOOOOO!!!!! I'm all set to escape Ireland nooooow!!!! :rock:

Yay for things falling into place :cool:

are you going to marry an american woman? :mistrust:

[Howlett]

are you going to marry an american woman? :mistrust:
Marry? Are you stoned??? :shock:

[Israel Horowitz]

Marry? Are you stoned??? :shock:

Besides, you're already in DEBt. :D

[Howlett]

Besides, you're already in DEBt. :D
I'm gonna fucking end you Mck, I swear to god :mad:

Besides, not so much anymore :?

[Israel Horowitz]

I'm gonna fucking end you Mck, I swear to god :mad:

Besides, not so much anymore :?

You need to learn how to behave yourself. :miffed:

[Howlett]

You need to learn how to behave yourself. :miffed:
Who says it was MY fault? :shock:

Who says there WAS a fault? :mad:

I behave perfectly well thank you very much :miffed:

[Sir Erudite Gav]

Who says it was MY fault? :shock:

Who says there WAS a fault? :mad:

I behave perfectly well thank you very much :miffed:

BWAH HA HA HA HA! *wipes tear from eye* No, but seriously.

[Howlett]

BWAH HA HA HA HA! *wipes tear from eye* No, but seriously.
Remember who you're going to be drinking with in a few months Gav. Now remember which one of us will be blitzed, and which'll be sober :evil:

[Olivier E.]

Wrote a letter to Marvel about Ms.Marvel 3, my first to Marvel :)

reed got a question:
-where did the clothes come from?

[Brian Reed]

Wrote a letter to Marvel about Ms.Marvel 3, my first to Marvel :)

reed got a question:
-where did the clothes come from?

The clothes she was wearing in the forrest? They're the clothes she was wearing while out at lunch in issue 1. Ms. Marvel can pop in and out of costume with a flash of light.

Oh, and what did your letter say? I'll do my best to get it in issue 5.

[Your Pal, Carl]

Am I horrible for making my sister think that she might be some sort of dwarf? She's 15 and about 4'3".

Little People, Big World was on afterwards and I had a problem forcing myself to go to sleep instead of watching.
And I thought my sister at 4'11" was short. (she's 14)

[SimiBoyz]

Remember who you're going to be drinking with in a few months Gav. Now remember which one of us will be blitzed, and which'll be sober :evil:

and which'll be on the girly drinks.

[Brian Reed]

and which'll be on the girly drinks.

And which'll be the girly. :grope:

[SimiBoyz]

And which'll be the girly. :grope:

give me enough beer and you'll never know what could happen.

[Howlett]

and which'll be on the girly drinks.
That'd be Gav again I'm guessing :p

[Brian Reed]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY8b7FUe05g

[Israel Horowitz]

Banner fucking night. I made a sour cream coffee cake that looks and smells delicious; Colin finished issue one of FFP, stopped to tell me, then dug into issue two.

:boogie:

[Howlett]

Banner fucking night. I made a sour cream coffee cake that looks and smells delicious; Colin finished issue one of FFP, stopped to tell me, then dug into issue two.

:boogie:
In the words of a very bitter person, "God fucking damn you" :p

[Israel Horowitz]

In the words of a very bitter person, "God fucking damn you" :p

Yeah, but this puts pressure on me...do I go start on issue three, or do I eat a piece of cake?

Can't decide...can't decide, BRAIN ANEURYSM!

[Israel Horowitz]

Cake won.

[Howlett]

Yeah, but this puts pressure on me...do I go start on issue three, or do I eat a piece of cake?

Can't decide...can't decide, BRAIN ANEURYSM!
Eatthecake, eatthecake, eatthecake, eatthecake, eatthecake, eatthecake, eatthecake, eatthecake, eatthecake, eatthecake, eatthecake, eatthecake, eatthecake, eatthecake, eatthecake, eatthecake,eatthecake.........
You heard your brain :p

[Howlett]

Cake won.
Figured it would :lol:

[Israel Horowitz]

Figured it would :lol:

It's gooooood, too. Cake hangover! :surrend:

[Howlett]

It's gooooood, too. Cake hangover! :surrend:
Addict :p

[Israel Horowitz]

Addict :p

If you were witness to my mad baking skillz, you would be too! :miffed:

[Howlett]

If you were witness to my mad baking skillz, you would be too! :miffed:
Nah, I don't like "sour cream coffee cake". Sorry :)

[Israel Horowitz]

Nah, I don't like "sour cream coffee cake". Sorry :)

I'm no one trick pony. If it's cakey, delicious, and baked in the oven, I can make it. :p

Reminds me, need to make some pizza dough this weekend.

[Howlett]

I'm no one trick pony. If it's cakey, delicious, and baked in the oven, I can make it. :p

Reminds me, need to make some pizza dough this weekend.
Stop talking about food dammit, I'll get hungry :mad:

Too late :(

*needs to eat*

[Israel Horowitz]

Stop talking about food dammit, I'll get hungry :mad:

Too late :(

*needs to eat*

There's a great joke about potato famine in there.

[Brian Reed]

There's a great joke about potato famine in there.

And it's the same joke I was just looking for. :D

[Brian Reed]

Sweet Muppet Jesus, I just noticed this board's post count. We're 1k ahead of Mack these days and only 10k behind Oeming. I'm no post count whore, but daaaaaaym.

[Olivier E.]

The clothes she was wearing in the forrest? They're the clothes she was wearing while out at lunch in issue 1. Ms. Marvel can pop in and out of costume with a flash of light.

:eek: that's pervy

Oh, and what did your letter say? I'll do my best to get it in issue 5.

You know the usual fanboy complaints, I preferred her as Warbird, her breasts aren't big enough, she should be dating Wolverine again and so on :blah:

You should use Carol's bunk as the name of the letter's page 8-)

[Brian Reed]

Ramtower posted this link on his blogthing. I followed it. I answered their little questions. Their outcome was... enlightening. Apparently, I am Evil. That's with a capital E, thank you. Show some respect to your future heartless overlord (I'm gussing it's my "I'd rather be a supervillain than a super hero" and "I would save my own life before that of 100,000 strangers" choices that helped that grand total.)


***You Are 82% Evil***


You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!


How Evil Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/

[Olivier E.]

damn you Reed :mad:

***You Are 80% Evil***


You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.

[mewelke]

I took this ages ago...I too trailed you by 2%.

[Olivier E.]

how?

Is it the have you been arrested, do you believe in god? :-x

I even have spit in someone's drink and shot a gun and you have more than me :no:

[Sir Erudite Gav]

and which'll be on the girly drinks.

Whiskey isn't a girly drink :mad:

[Olivier E.]

Whiskey isn't a girly drink :mad:

it's an irish drink no difference

[Howlett]

Whiskey isn't a girly drink :mad:
:lol:

[Olivier E.]

When you google belgique handicapés avoir des enfants( Belgium handicapped having children) you get a link to eby.be with this note
A huge choice, small prices. You find everything on ebay.

[Sir Erudite Gav]

it's an irish drink no difference

This makes me conflicted. :?

[Howlett]

When you google belgique handicapés avoir des enfants( Belgium handicapped having children) you get a link to eby.be with this note
A huge choice, small prices. You find everything on ebay.
:shock: Must... not.... laugh....