Sometimes, Bendis, I want to erect a shrine in my basement to you

[Angel of Distraction]

And pray to it every day.

New Avengers #15 qualifies.

I know I'm behind, but I just got around to it.

I only have one request for a fallout from this issue, and if you'd consider it I'd be the happiest tights geek ever.

Can you have Tony buy the Daily Bugle? Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease? That would cement the need for a New Avengers comic permanently.

And one question: The Hell was up with all the red dashes over House of M, and why did they miss one?

And without spoiling anything, tha's all.

[Fizz]

And one question: The Hell was up with all the red dashes over House of M, and why did they miss one?


It was supposed to show that Carol was editing the conversation for her blog. In one of the black caption boxes she was talking about how there are some things that she won't be able to talk about freely. As for the single uncrossed House of M, I'm guessing it was just a mistake that slipped past the editors.

[Kenneth I. Wolfe]

When do you think you'll get around to the erection? I'd like to see it.

[Angel of Distraction]

When do you think you'll get around to the erection? I'd like to see it.

I just sat down to do some googling, so any minute now.

[WinstonWolf]

When do you think you'll get around to the erection? I'd like to see it.

Um, was I the ONLY one who snickered uncontrolably when I read that?

[Angel of Distraction]

Um, was I the ONLY one who snickered uncontrolably when I read that?

Damn it, I didn't even see it until now.:o

[Smokinblues]

Damn it, I didn't even see it until now.:o

make sure to wipe that off your chin

[innocentboy]

:lol:

[NickT]

When do you think you'll get around to the erection? I'd like to see it.
Oh he'll love that. Comes online post-con, hes Photoshopped as a gay cowboy and it's being spread around. Second time, he sees "Bendis, I have an errection for you! Thanks for NA #15!".

[Angel of Distraction]

Oh he'll love that. Comes online post-con, hes Photoshopped as a gay cowboy and it's being spread around. Second time, he sees "Bendis, I have an errection for you! Thanks for NA #15!".

I live to serve the master.

[Hate_Prime]

*A huh huh huh A huh huh huh* Erect *huh huh huh A huhuuh huh*

[Angel of Distraction]

I threw you all a bone and wondered how long it would take you to run with it.

Now you have Bone to work with too.

[Hate_Prime]

When there's easy low-brow humor to be had, I'm there.

[Mark Mavro (kryptic6)]

Bendis and erect being in the same header is priceless.

[Mark Mavro (kryptic6)]

Is erecting a shrine like a metaphor for a getting a really big stiff one?

[Susan BANthony]

And here I thought you just wanted to keep him in a hole in your basement and lower a basket down to him.

"It rubs the lotion on its head or else it gets the hose again!"







I'd fuck me. :crazy:

[Angel of Distraction]

"It rubs the lotion on its head or else it gets the hose again!"


:lol:

damn it people I have a comic to write!

[Susan BANthony]

:lol:

damn it people I have a comic to write!

I could write an entire sequence about this. Auron as Buffalo Bill, Bendis as the trapped debutante, and Hawkeye as Precious the poodle.

MR. AURON
Sweetheart...?

From the distant bottom of the pit, we hear Bendis' voice.

BENDIS(O.S.)
She's down here you sack of shit.

Mr. Auron's fist flies to his mouth, and he sags against the
doorframe. A little groan escaped him; the dog answers with
a series of YIPS.

UPWARD ANGLE, FROM THE PIT BOTTOM

as Mr. Auron's dark shape leans cautiously over the edge.

MR. AURON
Hawkeye, are you all right?

REVERSE ANGLE ON BENDIS -

crouched to one side, clutching the dog to her chest. Seeing
Mr. Auron, the dog squirms frantically, BARKING.

BENDIS
Get me a telephone. Lower it down to
me. Do it now, mister! I don't want
to have to hurt this little dog.

:shock:

[Angel of Distraction]

I could write an entire sequence about this. Auron as Buffalo Bill, Bendis as the trapped debutante, and Hawkeye as Precious the poodle.

MR. AURON
Sweetheart...?

From the distant bottom of the pit, we hear Bendis' voice.

BENDIS(O.S.)
She's down here you sack of shit.

Mr. Auron's fist flies to his mouth, and he sags against the
doorframe. A little groan escaped him; the dog answers with
a series of YIPS.

UPWARD ANGLE, FROM THE PIT BOTTOM

as Mr. Auron's dark shape leans cautiously over the edge.

MR. AURON
Hawkeye, are you all right?

REVERSE ANGLE ON BENDIS -

crouched to one side, clutching the dog to her chest. Seeing
Mr. Auron, the dog squirms frantically, BARKING.

BENDIS
Get me a telephone. Lower it down to
me. Do it now, mister! I don't want
to have to hurt this little dog.

:shock:

OM SPOILERZ WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?

[Susan BANthony]

OM SPOILERZ WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?

UPWARD ANGLE

on Mr. Auron, as, with a cry of fury, he whips the Colt from
inside his kimono. The muzzle gleams as he takes aim.

BENDIS

yanks the dog up, into his line of fire, screaming at him.

BENDIS
You shoot motherfucker you better kill
me quick or I'll break her fucking
neck, I swear to God!

MR. AURON (O.S.)
(wails)
Nooooooo!

Tucking the dog under one arm, she grabs its muzzle, twisting
the head. The dog WHINES piteously.

BENDIS
Back off, you son of a bitch! Back off!

UPWARD ANGLE

as Mr. Auron cries out again - a terrible, inarticulate scream
of rage and anguish. But then he slowly lowers his gun.

REVERSE ANGLE

on Bendis, as he maintains his grip.

BENDIS (contd.)
That's better... Now get me a live
telephone. Get a long extension and
lower is down here... And you better
do it fast, too, 'cause I think her
leg's broken. She's in pain, mister,
she need a vet.

MR. AURON

stares down at him, a long beat, breathing heavily.

MR. AURON
You think she's in pain? You don't
know what pain is. But you're going
to find out...

And abruptly he vanishes. SOUND of his footsteps, rushing off.


:eek:

[Angel of Distraction]

UPWARD ANGLE

on Mr. Auron, as, with a cry of fury, he whips the Colt from
inside his kimono. The muzzle gleams as he takes aim.

BENDIS

yanks the dog up, into his line of fire, screaming at him.

BENDIS
You shoot motherfucker you better kill
me quick or I'll break her fucking
neck, I swear to God!

MR. AURON (O.S.)
(wails)
Nooooooo!

Tucking the dog under one arm, she grabs its muzzle, twisting
the head. The dog WHINES piteously.

BENDIS
Back off, you son of a bitch! Back off!

UPWARD ANGLE

as Mr. Auron cries out again - a terrible, inarticulate scream
of rage and anguish. But then he slowly lowers his gun.

REVERSE ANGLE

on Bendis, as he maintains his grip.

BENDIS (contd.)
That's better... Now get me a live
telephone. Get a long extension and
lower is down here... And you better
do it fast, too, 'cause I think her
leg's broken. She's in pain, mister,
she need a vet.

MR. AURON

stares down at him, a long beat, breathing heavily.

MR. AURON
You think she's in pain? You don't
know what pain is. But you're going
to find out...

And abruptly he vanishes. SOUND of his footsteps, rushing off.


:eek:

Eh, not original enough.

[Susan BANthony]

Eh, not original enough.

Won a few Oscars, anyway.

[chris page]

Won a few Oscars, anyway.


should have had the dog say "not like this!"

[Angel of Distraction]

should have had the dog say "not like this!"

HA!

Five stars for you.

[mattbrand]

HA!

Five stars for you.

What the hell are you doing up so early?

[Kefky]

I like what this thread has become.

[Angel of Distraction]

I like what this thread has become.

Radioactive?

[Kefky]

Radioactive?

Oh, you know what, baby. You know what. :heart:

[Susan BANthony]

should have had the dog say "not like this!"

Shh, I just cut and paste, and right before I went to bed.

[Angel of Distraction]

Oh, you know what, baby. You know what. :heart:

Sorry, there is room only for bald comic book writers in my heart.

[Kefky]

Sorry, there is room only for bald comic book writers in my heart.

Slut! :mad:

[Angel of Distraction]

Slut! :mad:

Damn straight. You're missing out too, got a BMB and BKV threesome going on.

[sumopanda]

Um, was I the ONLY one who snickered uncontrolably when I read that?
Hahaha, no, I pretty much died when I read that, too :lol:

and also... if I had people telling me they wanted to erect shrines (let alone anything else ;) hubba hubba) to me i'd be a little weirded out, but that's just me. :scared: I can be paranoid sometimes

Bendis, hire bodyguards before you become the newest addition to the altar in the holy church of bendis located in someone's basement :lol:

[Angel of Distraction]

(let alone anything else ;) hubba hubba)

Are you talking about those fake mountains you can climb? I don't get it.:mistrust:

[sumopanda]

Are you talking about those fake mountains you can climb? I don't get it.:mistrust:
Uhh... err... I was talking about a lego castle, or perhaps a tower made of bricks and sorcery... nothing else!

[Angel of Distraction]

Uhh... err... I was talking about a lego castle, or perhaps a tower made of bricks and sorcery... nothing else!

Legos of Sorcery would be so damn coooool.:cool: