Ice cream anyone?

[kari]

How bout' some Tutti fuckin' Frutti.






........Goddamn I gotta stop watching that movie.:lol:

[Thommy Melanson]

"Tutti Fuckin' Frutti, TUTTI FUCKIN' FRUTTI!!!!"

We're not stopping for any goddamn tutti fuckin' fruity! :lol:

[kari]

"Tutti Fuckin' Frutti, TUTTI FUCKIN' FRUTTI!!!!"

We're not stopping for any goddamn tutti fuckin' fruity! :lol:
I have calculated that 2 seconds is the exact amount of time it would take to kill me.:)

[saymama]

Kari! i found your twin on the Alaska bachlorette!

[kari]

Kari! i found your twin on the Alaska bachlorette!
:mistrust: what you talkin' bout Tonia.

[kari]

When I Come Back You Better Have A Good Goddamn Reason Why You Hate Clowns, Or I'll Kill Your Whole Motherfuckin' Family!:)

[Thommy Melanson]

I am the Devil, and I am here to do the Devil's work. :twisted:

[kari]

I am the Devil, and I am here to do the Devil's work. :twisted:
......was not the best line in the whole movie. 8-)

[Garth]

Am I the only one who doesn't know what this fucking movie is?

[Thommy Melanson]

Am I the only one who doesn't know what this fucking movie is?

Bambi 2

[saymama]

okay, mr devil, where DID you run off to the other night?

kari, I can't find a close up pic, but she's the girl in the middle
http://tv.zap2it.com/images/shows/b/bachelorettesinalaska/bachlorettesinalaska_002.jpg

[Thommy Melanson]

......was not the best line in the whole movie. 8-)

"You think I'm a whore?"

"I don't think it, I know it."

or

"Didn't you get enough assbangin' last night?"

[kari]

Am I the only one who doesn't know what this fucking movie is?
Devils Rejects.......and I love this movie.

[saymama]

Am I the only one who doesn't know what this fucking movie is?


*waves arm wildly*

I have no clue either!

[kari]

okay, mr devil, where DID you run off to the other night?

kari, I can't find a close up pic, but she's the girl in the middle
http://tv.zap2it.com/images/shows/b/bachelorettesinalaska/bachlorettesinalaska_002.jpg
8-) .......I was worried that some "pictures" had leaked on the net. *sigh of relief*

[Thommy Melanson]

okay, mr devil, where DID you run off to the other night?

kari, I can't find a close up pic, but she's the girl in the middle
http://tv.zap2it.com/images/shows/b/bachelorettesinalaska/bachlorettesinalaska_002.jpg

Ohh, probably had to make a midnight run. There's so much drama in the LBC, it's hard bein' Thom-double-M-Y-E

And that chick in the middle isn't fit to hold Kari's socks...





...she'll need a hazmat suit and some tongs :lol:

[saymama]

8-) .......I was worried that some "pictures" had leaked on the net. *sigh of relief*


I'd never rat you out love!

[kari]

"You think I'm a whore?"

"I don't think it, I know it."

or

"Didn't you get enough assbangin' last night?"


"are you high?"

"Yes..........nooooooo"
:lol:

[Garth]

Devils Rejects.......and I love this movie.

OOOOH, I have netflixed this and am looking forward to it

[saymama]

i have yet to see this! Didn't get a chance to see it while it was playing here! (i'm at work right now) And just haven't have the want to go and rent it!

[Thommy Melanson]

"are you high?"

"Yes..........nooooooo"
:lol:

"I love famous people, they're so much better than the real thing, y'know?"

"I bet all the girls wanna fuck you"

"C-could you say that again?"

"I bet all the girls wanna fuck you!"

"Chinese, Japanese, Dirty Knees, LOOK AT THESE!!!!"

[kari]

Ohh, probably had to make a midnight run. There's so much drama in the LBC, it's hard bein' Thom-double-M-Y-E[QUOTE]

Thommy has places to be and chic's to do.;)
[QUOTE]And that chick in the middle isn't fit to hold Kari's socks...





...she'll need a hazmat suit and some tongs :lol:

You should know that my feet don't stink. You lick the bottom of boot heels all the time.;)

[kari]

I'd never rat you out love!
*gives Tonia her 20 bucks* thanks honey.

[kari]

"I love famous people, they're so much better than the real thing, y'know?"

"I bet all the girls wanna fuck you"

"C-could you say that again?"

"I bet all the girls wanna fuck you!"

"Chinese, Japanese, Dirty Knees, LOOK AT THESE!!!!"
"Do you kiss your momma with that mouth?"

"thats not all I do with this mouth."

"C-could you say that again?"

"Thats not all I do with this mouth."

[Thommy Melanson]

You should know that my feet don't stink. You lick the bottom of boot heels all the time.;)

I have to - it's the only reason you take the ballgag out of my mouth.

Gimp wanna go back in the box now, mistress.

[kari]

you guys will love this movie. wayyyyyyyyyyyyy better than house of 1k..

[kari]

I have to - it's the only reason you take the ballgag out of my mouth.

Gimp wanna go back in the box now, mistress.
"What's in the boooooooooox. What's in the booooooooox." :lol:

[Thommy Melanson]

"Do you kiss your momma with that mouth?"

"thats not all I do with this mouth."

"C-could you say that again?"

"Thats not all I do with this mouth."

>sniff sniff<

Y'know - I think I can still smell your wife's pussystink on my gun.

[kari]

I have calculated that 2 seconds is the exact amount of time it would take to kill me.:)
misquote my bad.

[kari]

>sniff sniff<

Y'know - I think I can still smell your wife's pussystink on my gun.
y'know theres people into that Star Wars shit, .....they wanna fuck Princess Laya and shit.

[saymama]

so, what? did you guys memorize the manuscript or something. I'm getting the distinct feeling that I will fill very left out in Chicago! *sniff* that's okay, I'll go find someone else to play with. JJJJJEEEEEFFFFEEERRRYYYY!!!!! HOLD ME!

[Thommy Melanson]

y'know theres people into that Star Wars shit, .....they wanna fuck Princess Laya and shit.

"I can't help it if all these farmers only want some quickie ten dollar handjob and save all their fuckin' for the sheep!"

"I can't have a bunch of robots --"

"Droids."

"What?"

"Star Wars calls them droids. Not robots."

[Thommy Melanson]

so, what? did you guys memorize the manuscript or something. I'm getting the distinct feeling that I will fill very left out in Chicago! *sniff* that's okay, I'll go find someone else to play with. JJJJJEEEEEFFFFEEERRRYYYY!!!!! HOLD ME!

Awwwww :(

Don't feel bad, Tonia...

... :grope: :grope:...

...actually, you feel pretty good :heybaby:

[Thommy Melanson]

so, what? did you guys memorize the manuscript or something. I'm getting the distinct feeling that I will fill very left out in Chicago! *sniff* that's okay, I'll go find someone else to play with. JJJJJEEEEEFFFFEEERRRYYYY!!!!! HOLD ME!

I'm sorry - she and I really are a couple of serious freaks. NOBODY, not even Rob Zombie, should know this much of that movie's dialogue.

[kari]

so, what? did you guys memorize the manuscript or something. I'm getting the distinct feeling that I will fill very left out in Chicago! *sniff* that's okay, I'll go find someone else to play with. JJJJJEEEEEFFFFEEERRRYYYY!!!!! HOLD ME!
:lol: we have both seen this movie over and over and.....well you get it.

plus. we only have a weekend......so much to grope so little time.:D

[kari]

I'm sorry - she and I really are a couple of serious freaks. NOBODY, not even Rob Zombie, should know this much of that movie's dialogue.
but Thommy quote's it better, because I'm forgetfull as all get out.:lol:

[Thommy Melanson]

so much to grope so little time.:D

Now that I've seen that ass shot from last year, I know you dayyyymn right about that ;)

()() - Make it clap like a mousetrap! :lol:

[saymama]

But Thommy, that's it! I'm really not that freaky. (only in some areas ;))
Mostly I'm quite preppy.

[kari]

Now that I've seen that ass shot from last year, I know you dayyyymn right about that ;)

()() - Make it clap like a mousetrap! :lol:
....Thas wus me granmas refer to as the birthin' hips.;)

[Thommy Melanson]

But Thommy, that's it! I'm really not that freaky. (only in some areas ;))
Mostly I'm quite preppy.

That's cool - diversity makes the world go 'round!

Actually, it's the effect of the sun's gravity on the Earth's axis, but you get my point ;)

[justjeffery]

so, what? did you guys memorize the manuscript or something. I'm getting the distinct feeling that I will fill very left out in Chicago! *sniff* that's okay, I'll go find someone else to play with. JJJJJEEEEEFFFFEEERRRYYYY!!!!! HOLD ME!

I'm right here, love... I'm always right here. :heart:

[Thommy Melanson]

....Thas wus me granmas refer to as the birthin' hips.;)

And I refer to as "sex grips" :lol:

[kari]

And I refer to as "sex grips" :lol:
Due to my unique physique, I can actually pop my hip joint out of joint if I sit with my legs crossed to long.

[saymama]

And I refer to as "sex grips" :lol:


make sure you grab the whole hip and don't just pinch the skin!

[saymama]

I'm right here, love... I'm always right here. :heart:


thanks! maybe I'll have to go to that other person?!;-) and IF by chance he's reading this (which I doubt), I AM JOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kari]

I'm right here, love... I'm always right here. :heart:
:heart:

[Thommy Melanson]

thanks! maybe I'll have to go to that other person?!;-) and IF by chance he's reading this (which I doubt), I AM JOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tease :(

[Thommy Melanson]

make sure you grab the whole hip and don't just pinch the skin!

"Don't worry - I'm cool. Got my whole technique down. I don't be ticklin' or nuthin'." ;)

[Thommy Melanson]

Due to my unique physique, I can actually pop my hip joint out of joint if I sit with my legs crossed to long.

Good to know ;)

Due to my unique physique, I can make my middle and third fingers bend backward and retract at the joints, like a snake crawling.

Comes in "handy" with some girls ;)

[Thommy Melanson]

I'm right here, love... I'm always right here. :heart:

That was sweet :)

Always nice to have a little sugar mixed in with all the salty talk :lol:

[kari]

thanks! maybe I'll have to go to that other person?!;-) and IF by chance he's reading this (which I doubt), I AM JOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no, Noble isn't reading this.;)

[saymama]

Tease :(


I have to have options! Plus, he'd shit twice if he actually read this! He'd never let me live it down. He'd print that shit and sue it as a signed contract!

[saymama]

no, Noble isn't reading this.;)


LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!

Nobs, baby! Your sweet ass is mine when I see you! Those man tits just turn me on!!!

[Thommy Melanson]

I have to have options! Plus, he'd shit twice if he actually read this! He'd never let me live it down. He'd print that shit and sue it as a signed contract!

...what am I, like third in line?!

Jeez, you're gonna have to set up a number display, like at the DMV :lol:

[Thommy Melanson]

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!

Nobs, baby! Your sweet ass is mine when I see you! Those man tits just turn me on!!!

Now, that was just mean!

I know you're jealous that you have the second biggest boobs on the board, but be gracious about taking the silver in sweatermeats ;)

[saymama]

Now, that was just mean!

I know you're jealous that you have the second biggest boobs on the board, but be gracious about taking the silver in sweatermeats ;)


Well, when you try to be the best at something and then out of the blue someone comes in and steals your thunder it's hard not to be bitter!

[saymama]

...what am I, like third in line?!

Jeez, you're gonna have to set up a number display, like at the DMV :lol:

Ummm, well, there's really no line, just a random group of people to pick from. Kinda like have a bag of gummie bears. You know they will be good, just what flavor are you in the mood to nibble on first! ;)

[Thommy Melanson]

Well, when you try to be the best at something and then out of the blue someone comes in and steals your thunder it's hard not to be bitter!

I'm sure you're the breast..I mean best...at many things. ;)

[Thommy Melanson]

Ummm, well, there's really no line, just a random group of people to pick from. Kinda like have a bag of gummie bears. You know they will be good, just what flavor are you in the mood to nibble on first! ;)

I know what you mean. I could start with a thin Midwest part Indian with an onion that makes men cry, and finish with a voluptuous Cajun that has finer jugs than a moonshiner ;)

[saymama]

just to clarify, it seems voluptuous does not mean FAT!

from websters.com

vo&#183;lup&#183;tu&#183;ous ( P ) Pronunciation Key (v-lpch-s)
adj.
Giving, characterized by, or suggesting ample, unrestrained pleasure to the senses: voluptuous sculptural forms; a voluptuous ripe fruit; a full, voluptuous figure.

Devoted to or indulging in sensual pleasures.
Directed toward or anticipating sensual pleasure: voluptuous thoughts.
Arising from or contributing to the satisfaction of sensuous or sensual desires. See Synonyms at sensuous.

Middle English, from Old French voluptueux, from Latin voluptusus, full of pleasure, from volupts, pleasure. See wel-1 in Indo-European Roots.]
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voluptuous

adj 1: having strong sexual appeal; "juicy barmaids"; "a red-hot mama"; "a voluptuous woman" [syn: juicy, luscious, red-hot] 2: (of a woman's body) having a large bosom and pleasing curves; "Hollywood seems full of curvaceous blondes"; "a curvy young woman in a tight dress" [syn: bosomy, busty, buxom, curvaceous, curvy, full-bosomed, sonsie, sonsy, well-endowed] 3: furnishing gratification of the senses; "an epicurean banquet"; "enjoyed a luxurious suite with a crystal chandelier and thick oriental rugs"; "Lucullus spent the remainder of his days in voluptuous magnificence"; "a chinchilla robe of sybaritic lavishness" [syn: epicurean, luxurious, sybaritic, voluptuary]

[Thommy Melanson]

just to clarify, it seems voluptuous does not mean FAT!

from websters.com

vo&#183;lup&#183;tu&#183;ous ( P ) Pronunciation Key (v-lpch-s)
adj.
Giving, characterized by, or suggesting ample, unrestrained pleasure to the senses: voluptuous sculptural forms; a voluptuous ripe fruit; a full, voluptuous figure.

Devoted to or indulging in sensual pleasures.
Directed toward or anticipating sensual pleasure: voluptuous thoughts.
Arising from or contributing to the satisfaction of sensuous or sensual desires. See Synonyms at sensuous.

Middle English, from Old French voluptueux, from Latin voluptusus, full of pleasure, from volupts, pleasure. See wel-1 in Indo-European Roots.]
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voluptuous

adj 1: having strong sexual appeal; "juicy barmaids"; "a red-hot mama"; "a voluptuous woman" [syn: juicy, luscious, red-hot] 2: (of a woman's body) having a large bosom and pleasing curves; "Hollywood seems full of curvaceous blondes"; "a curvy young woman in a tight dress" [syn: bosomy, busty, buxom, curvaceous, curvy, full-bosomed, sonsie, sonsy, well-endowed] 3: furnishing gratification of the senses; "an epicurean banquet"; "enjoyed a luxurious suite with a crystal chandelier and thick oriental rugs"; "Lucullus spent the remainder of his days in voluptuous magnificence"; "a chinchilla robe of sybaritic lavishness" [syn: epicurean, luxurious, sybaritic, voluptuary]

Dearest, I know exactly what voluptuous means, that's why I use it when referring to you :)

You appear to resemble most if not all of these descriptions.

[kari]

I know what you mean. I could start with a thin Midwest part Indian with an onion that makes men cry, and finish with a voluptuous Cajun that has finer jugs than a moonshiner ;)
:heybaby:
.....allright. gitty, gitty, git.:D

[saymama]

Dearest, I know exactly what voluptuous means, that's why I use it when referring to you :)


I don't think I ever actually looked it up. I always thought it meant simply ample and curvy, suggesting overly large, meaning fat!!

[kari]

Well, when you try to be the best at something and then out of the blue someone comes in and steals your thunder it's hard not to be bitter!
ha, ha, he has manmeats. I gonna borrow that sweater of his.;)

[saymama]

You appear to resemble most if not all of these descriptions.


well, not the chincilla robe, chandilers or the rug I hope!

[Thommy Melanson]

I don't think I ever actually looked it up. I always thought it meant simply ample and curvy, suggesting overly large, meaning fat!!

Nope - sensual and bosomy...

...kind of like, no exactly like, you :heybaby:

[saymama]

:heybaby:
.....allright. gitty, gitty, git.:D


is it time for a thommy san-mich?

[Thommy Melanson]

well, not the chincilla robe, chandilers or the rug I hope!

...well...I haven't seen the downstairs...yet :heybaby:

[Thommy Melanson]

is it time for a thommy san-mich?

I can think of no two finer sets of buns that I'd like to be the meat between :heybaby:

[saymama]

Nope - sensual and bosomy...

...kind of like, no exactly like, you :heybaby:


:rock: :grope: :Oops:

[Thommy Melanson]

:rock: :grope: :Oops:

Oh...have we dated before? :lol:

[kari]

is it time for a thommy san-mich?
Yes, time for a Thommy sammich. *get boosum adjusted* ok...ready.:cool:

[kari]

Oh...have we dated before? :lol:
:rofl:

[saymama]

...well...I haven't seen the downstairs...yet :heybaby:

trust me, there's no rug! bare floors! Jeffery cleans them to make sure!

[saymama]

:rofl:


Kari, you realize that we are creating a monster.

This is going to be what we will scream in Chicago!
"""""IT"S ALIVE"""""""

[justjeffery]

trust me, there's no rug! bare floors! Jeffery cleans them to make sure!

Clean enough to eat off of, as the old saying goes...

[kari]

Good to know ;)

Due to my unique physique, I can make my middle and third fingers bend backward and retract at the joints, like a snake crawling.

Comes in "handy" with some girls ;)
I missed this post. Goddamn how did I miss this post. :lol:

[saymama]

I missed this post. Goddamn how did I miss this post. :lol:


I didn't! I did daydream AFTER I read it though!

[saymama]

Clean enough to eat off of, as the old saying goes...


yes and isn't it time to clean it again!?

[kari]

Kari, you realize that we are creating a monster.

This is going to be what we will scream in Chicago!
"""""IT"S ALIVE"""""""
I don't think we will have a chance. He's gonna be sneaky.......like when your least expecting it he will pounce from the shadows. :lol:

[Thommy Melanson]

what the hell are you two up to? My comp won't let me read Page 8!

[kari]

I didn't! I did daydream AFTER I read it though!
see........this thread is useless without pictures of Thommy. :surrend:

:lol:

[justjeffery]

I missed this post. Goddamn how did I miss this post. :lol:

Because it was unimportant... one doesnt need some fancy stunt tricks when one knows where one is driving to...

I'm thinking about making shirts that say "I've found that "special spot"... need any help?"...

[kari]

what the hell are you two up to? My comp won't let me read Page 8!
ha, ha, no shit.......well you missed your boozum sammich.

[kari]

Because it was unimportant... one doesnt need some fancy stunt tricks when one knows where one is driving to...

I'm thinking about making shirts that say "I've found that "special spot"... need any help?"...
oh driving correctly is good, but sometimes you got bring out the bag of tricks.

or how bout' you couldn't find a G spot with a Yahoo map.that would make a awsome shirt.

[Thommy Melanson]

see........this thread is useless without pictures of Thommy. :surrend:

:lol:

I'm not kidding - I haven't been able to read page 8, it keeps timing out!

But that quote sounds cup worthy ;)

here, btw:

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/823133/ThommyGOODPIC.jpg

[saymama]

Because it was unimportant... one doesnt need some fancy stunt tricks when one knows where one is driving to...

I'm thinking about making shirts that say "I've found that "special spot"... need any help?"...


that's funny! True and very very funny!

[saymama]

Thommy, being the preppy freak that I am, I will need photos with a ponytail please!

[Thommy Melanson]

ha, ha, no shit.......well you missed your boozum sammich.
dammitdammitdammitDAMMIT! NO!

No kidding - Page 8 STILL won't load up.

Must be in the process of getting banned...

...so it must have been good! :mad:

[Thommy Melanson]

Thommy, being the preppy freak that I am, I will need photos with a ponytail please!

Ahhh, you like having a rein to pull on, eh? :heybaby:

[Thommy Melanson]

Because it was unimportant... one doesnt need some fancy stunt tricks when one knows where one is driving to...

I'm thinking about making shirts that say "I've found that "special spot"... need any help?"...

Another good shirt would be -

- "I found your girlfriend's G-spot" ;)

or

"Through the door and up on the shelf, find the spot and be proud of thy self " :lol:

[kari]

I'm not kidding - I haven't been able to read page 8, it keeps timing out!

But that quote sounds cup worthy ;)

here, btw:

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/823133/ThommyGOODPIC.jpg
here's what you missed.

boozum sammich from me and Tonia.
Tonia declaring she has a "bare floor" that Jeffery takes care of.;-)
me bitching about not seeing the post about the finger snake thing.
um....oh yeah. we are afraid you may pounce on us when we least expect it in chicago.
did I forget anything Tonia?
oh yeah.......Picture........Hot!

[kari]

Thommy, being the preppy freak that I am, I will need photos with a ponytail please!
*Gasp's very loudly* .........oh no..........oh no, no, no.......you CANNOT tell me you don't care for the long hair.

[Thommy Melanson]

here's what you missed.

boozum sammich from me and Tonia.
Tonia declaring she has a "bare floor" that Jeffery takes care of.;-)
me bitching about not seeing the post about the finger snake thing.
um....oh yeah. we are afraid you may pounce on us when we least expect it in chicago.
did I forget anything Tonia?
oh yeah.......Picture........Hot!

Double-dog-dammit!!!! :mad:

Don't worry about missing the post, I'll be more than happy to show you sometime...though you won't be able to see my fingers ;)

And Tonia, if you ever need another Swiffer to polish that bare floor...:heybaby:

And fear not, I'll only pounce when its totally expected :lol:

[kari]

Another good shirt would be -

- "I found your girlfriend's G-spot" ;)

or

"Through the door and up on the shelf, find the spot and be proud of thy self " :lol:
I really like the second one. :)

[saymama]

Another good shirt would be -

- "I found your girlfriend's G-spot" ;)

:lol:



that's funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I once almost bought a shirt for a friend of mine that said, "your girlfriend masturbates and thinks of me!"

[kari]

that's funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I once almost bought a shirt for a friend of mine that said, "your girlfriend masturbates and thinks of me!"
ha,ha,ha....that is good...and I could totally see Jeff wearing it. Or Tonia.:)

[Thommy Melanson]

that's funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I once almost bought a shirt for a friend of mine that said, "your girlfriend masturbates and thinks of me!"

Yeah, I have to hit some of the lesbian boutiques in DC, they probably have all the best t-shirts like that :)

[saymama]

*Gasp's very loudly* .........oh no..........oh no, no, no.......you CANNOT tell me you don't care for the long hair.


you clutching pearls over there? Sorry, I had enough of the hair bands then. It;s not that I dont like it. There's definitely a time and a place for it! But I'm preppy kinda gal. Jeffery will tell you the story of how when we meet, I said something to the effect of I'd drop to me knees for a guy in penny loafers and a cardigan....2 days later guess what jeffery showed up wearing. Hey that was the late 80's. (and a up until a few weeks before I met him, he was a long haired rocker)

but yeah, I like a clean cut guy!

[saymama]

ha,ha,ha....that is good...and I could totally see Jeff wearing it. Or Tonia.:)


wouldn't that be funny on a girl!! ha!

[Thommy Melanson]

you clutching pearls over there? Sorry, I had enough of the hair bands then. It;s not that I dont like it. There's definitely a time and a place for it! But I'm preppy kinda gal. Jeffery will tell you the story of how when we meet, I said something to the effect of I'd drop to me knees for a guy in penny loafers and a cardigan....2 days later guess what jeffery showed up wearing. Hey that was the late 80's. (and a up until a few weeks before I met him, he was a long haired rocker)

but yeah, I like a clean cut guy!

Kari, you just have to accept the fact that Tonia's a material girl, living in a material world ;)

And Jeffery ain't exactly clean-cut - with the goatee and leather jacket and all...

..unless you're referring to his "bare floor" :lol:

[kari]

you clutching pearls over there? Sorry, I had enough of the hair bands then. It;s not that I dont like it. There's definitely a time and a place for it! But I'm preppy kinda gal. Jeffery will tell you the story of how when we meet, I said something to the effect of I'd drop to me knees for a guy in penny loafers and a cardigan....2 days later guess what jeffery showed up wearing. Hey that was the late 80's. (and a up until a few weeks before I met him, he was a long haired rocker)

but yeah, I like a clean cut guy!
Total opposites thats why we get along so well.

Noble grew his hair out for me. his hair was almost as long as Thommy's when we got married.

[saymama]

Kari, you just have to accept the fact that Tonia's a material girl, living in a material world ;)

And Jeffery ain't exactly clean-cut - with the goatee and leather jacket and all...

..unless you're referring to his "bare floor" :lol:

as I've stated before, he polished up to hook me. and once he had me, he let his wild side come out a little bit more. Truthfully, before looks, the hottest thing you could possess is sarcasm. I think that is the sexiest thing ever! So, Thommy, trust me, you are doing just fine! even with the hair!

[saymama]

Total opposites thats why we get along so well.

Noble grew his hair out for me. his hair was almost as long as Thommy's when we got married.


I hate my wedding pictures. Jeffery's mother fixed his hair for out wedding and he has this momma's boy spit hairdo going on! I have no idea what possessed him to let her do that. I just it was his way of letting her get her one last hoo-rah in!

[kari]

Kari, you just have to accept the fact that Tonia's a material girl, living in a material world ;)

And Jeffery ain't exactly clean-cut - with the goatee and leather jacket and all...

..unless you're referring to his "bare floor" :lol:
so you sayin she's the girl in our relationship.:lol:

[Thommy Melanson]

as I've stated before, he polished up to hook me. and once he had me, he let his wild side come out a little bit more. Truthfully, before looks, the hottest thing you could posses is sarcasm. I think that is the sexiest thing ever! So, Thommy, trust me, you are doing just fine! even with the hair!

(looks around; notices Jeffery looking other way)

:grope: :grope:

(whispers breathily to Tonia)

Sorry, just can't keep my hands off you. You're a sexual magnet, love.

;)

[kari]

I hate my wedding pictures. Jeffery's mother fixed his hair for out wedding and he has this momma's boy spit hairdo going on! I have no idea what possessed him to let her do that. I just it was his way of letting her get her one last hoo-rah in!
I'm Imagining the "Calvin look" when his parents were trying to take his picture.:lol:

[saymama]

[QUOTE=Thommy Melanson]Kari, you just have to accept the fact that Tonia's a material girl, living in a material world ;)

QUOTE]


as sad as it is to admit it, I really am! But I thought that apparent from all the, as Raven puts it, "bling" that I have. Do you like me less now?

[Thommy Melanson]

so you sayin she's the girl in our relationship.:lol:

Someone has to be, or else there's gonna be an awful lot of wood without a forest to fall in ;)

[saymama]

Someone has to be, or else there's gonna be an awful lot of wood without a forest to fall in ;)


and someone has to want the strawsberries and champagne!

[Thommy Melanson]

[QUOTE=Thommy Melanson]Kari, you just have to accept the fact that Tonia's a material girl, living in a material world ;)[QUOTE]

as sad as it is to admit it, I really am! But I thought that apparent from all the, as Raven puts it, "bling" that I have. Do you like me less now?

Of course not, in fact I may find you more alluring...

...nothing like the thrill of spraying graffitti all over a Bentley ;)

[saymama]

[QUOTE=saymama][QUOTE=Thommy Melanson]Kari, you just have to accept the fact that Tonia's a material girl, living in a material world ;)

Of course not, in fact I may find you more alluring...

...nothing like the thrill of spraying graffitti all over a Bentley ;)

Jeffery must have those same thoughts!:Oops:

[kari]

[QUOTE=Thommy Melanson]Kari, you just have to accept the fact that Tonia's a material girl, living in a material world ;)

QUOTE]


as sad as it is to admit it, I really am! But I thought that apparent from all the, as Raven puts it, "bling" that I have. Do you like me less now?
Hell no, you had me from hello. who's gonna help me shop for anything sexy? You are! thats who.:)

[Thommy Melanson]

and someone has to want the strawsberries and champagne!

Save those for the bubblebath afterward, and enjoy while getting bathed and massaged in the warm water and candlelight, as ballads by the Gipsy Kings plays softly in the background ;)

[saymama]

strawberries and champagne sounds really good right now too!

[kari]

and someone has to want the strawsberries and champagne!
*drinks it straight from the bottle then belches loudly* :lol:

[Thommy Melanson]

[QUOTE=Thommy Melanson][QUOTE=saymama]

Jeffery must have those same thoughts!:Oops:

Probably initially, but now that he drives the Bentley, I'm sure he thinks of nothing less than caring for and polishing it lovingly every day :)

[kari]

Save those for the bubblebath afterward, and enjoy while getting bathed and massaged in the warm water and candlelight, as ballads by the Gipsy Kings plays softly in the background ;)
oooooooooh yeah, my massage is on wednesday. I will be a puttle of goo on the couch. *prints pic to take with me*:lol:

[saymama]

[QUOTE=saymama][QUOTE=Thommy Melanson]

Probably initially, but now that he drives the Bentley, I'm sure he thinks of nothing less than caring for and polishing it lovingly every day :)


he's says he likes to wax the outside too!:Oops:

[Thommy Melanson]

oooooooooh yeah, my massage is on wednesday. I will be a puttle of goo on the couch. *prints pic to take with me*:lol:

...y'know...I have racier ones...

As in...where you don't see my face...or much of my upper body, for that matter ;)

[saymama]

...y'know...I have racier ones...

As in...where you don't see my face...or much of my upper body, for that matter ;)


so, you're holding out on us!

[Thommy Melanson]

[QUOTE=Thommy Melanson][QUOTE=saymama]


he's says he likes to wax the outside too!:Oops:

Oh, I would too...

...especially in that parking spot nestled right between the two lush hills ;)

Jeez, I really am a boobman! :lol:

[saymama]

here's me and my preppy boy sixteen years ago

http://bellsouthpwp.net/j/t/jtbw/photo/grad.jpg

The only thing that has changed in 16 years is literally that I weigh alot more. But I'm working on that! I thing I was like 140 in that photo.

[Thommy Melanson]

so, you're holding out on us!

>ahem< I never mentioned that I was holding anything out :lol:

[kari]

...y'know...I have racier ones...

As in...where you don't see my face...or much of my upper body, for that matter ;)
:heybaby: did you hear that Tonia he's been holdin out on us.

[kari]

so, you're holding out on us!
:lol: JINX

[saymama]

[QUOTE=saymama][QUOTE=Thommy Melanson]

Oh, I would too...

...especially in that parking spot nestled right between the two lush hills ;)

Jeez, I really am a boobman! :lol:


See Kari, that's only reason he likes me!

[Thommy Melanson]

here's me and my preppy boy sixteen years ago

http://bellsouthpwp.net/j/t/jtbw/photo/grad.jpg

AWWWWW.

Here's me sixteen years ago:

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/823133/T-13.jpg

A dirtbag, once, now and always! :twisted:

[Thommy Melanson]

[QUOTE=Thommy Melanson][QUOTE=saymama]


See Kari, that's only reason he likes me!

No, no - perish the thought!

I like you for many reasons, the least of which is your exceptional taste in men ;)

[kari]

AWWWWW.

Here's me sixteen years ago:

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/823133/T-13.jpg

A dirtbag, once, now and always! :twisted:
Actually, that picture is similar to Noble's junior high pic.:) he was a sandy blonde once, :mistrust: are you two related?

[saymama]

here's the mama boy thing

http://bellsouthpwp.net/j/t/jtbw/photo/cake.jpg
and it only took 5 years for me to gain that much weight. Horrible!

and Thommy my hair used to rival yours

http://bellsouthpwp.net/j/t/jtbw/photo/family.jpg

[Thommy Melanson]

Actually, that picture is similar to Noble's junior high pic.:) he was a sandy blonde once, :mistrust: are you two related?

Only if polygamy's legal in Illinois, hon :heybaby:

[Thommy Melanson]

here's the mama boy thing

http://bellsouthpwp.net/j/t/jtbw/photo/cake.jpg
and it only took 5 years for me to gain that much weight. Horrible!

and Thommy my hair used to rival yours

http://bellsouthpwp.net/j/t/jtbw/photo/family.jpg

Aw, what a beautiful family you have.

You two are shining examples of what keeps us singles scrambling to find our own soulmates.

[saymama]

but my poor Will, we have no family pics with him in them. NO, i Lie, we do have one. He has his hands over his ears screaming and crying! It's pretty much typical!

[Thommy Melanson]

but my poor Will, we have no family pics with him in them. NO, i Lie, we do have one. He has his hands over his ears screaming and crying! It's pretty much typical!

What are you waiting for, go get some taken now!

...

...(tapping foot) I'm waaaaiting :)

[kari]

here's the mama boy thing

http://bellsouthpwp.net/j/t/jtbw/photo/cake.jpg
and it only took 5 years for me to gain that much weight. Horrible!

and Thommy my hair used to rival yours

http://bellsouthpwp.net/j/t/jtbw/photo/family.jpg
aw....so cute.

[kari]

Only if polygamy's legal in Illinois, hon :heybaby:
I know he's got a brother and a sister out there somewhere.:mistrust:

[Howlett]

I see ice cream in this thread title :shifty:

Is there ice cream here? :shifty:

[Thommy Melanson]

I know he's got a brother and a sister out there somewhere.:mistrust:

Ha - not quite what I was referring to, but okay ;)

I actually may have some half-siblings somewhere, don't know for sure.

Shit, I may have kids out there I don't know about ;)

[Thommy Melanson]

I see ice cream in this thread title :shifty:

Is there ice cream here? :shifty:

Just tutti-frutti...

..but its in a baaaad place.

[kari]

Prom 1992.
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/371835/prom92.JPG

[Howlett]

Just tutti-frutti...

..but its in a baaaad place.
Pffft, can't be in a place anywhere near as bad as I am, just point the way :mad:

*prepares for journey to the ice cream*

[Thommy Melanson]

Prom 1992.
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/371835/prom92.JPG

Yowza...that's a lucky garter ;)

Nobz looks quite dapper in a tux!

[kari]

Ha - not quite what I was referring to, but okay ;)

I actually may have some half-siblings somewhere, don't know for sure.

Shit, I may have kids out there I don't know about ;)
:lol:
ah yes, a man to take out the garbage and a man to wash the dishes.;)

ha, you sound like my brother......I know I have at least 6 neices and nephews from him alone :lol: I bought him a box of condoms for christmas one year and wrote out instructions.

[Thommy Melanson]

Pffft, can't be in a place anywhere near as bad as I am, just point the way :mad:

*prepares for journey to the ice cream*

>sighs<

Okay, but it's a bit tough to get into, and once you're in there you may think it stinks.

[kari]

but my poor Will, we have no family pics with him in them. NO, i Lie, we do have one. He has his hands over his ears screaming and crying! It's pretty much typical!
awwwww. poor guy. doesn't like to have his picture taken?

[Howlett]

>sighs<

Okay, but it's a bit tough to get into, and once you're in there you may think it stinks.
I do believe this is worry I am starting to feel :mistrust:

That or that sandwich I ate didn't agree with me :dunno:

Where beith this iced cream? :mistrust:

:scared:

[Thommy Melanson]

:lol:
ah yes, a man to take out the garbage and a man to wash the dishes.;)

And if you schedule us right, one in the pink and one in the stink :heybaby:



ha, you sound like my brother......I know I have at least 6 neices and nephews from him alone :lol: I bought him a box of condoms for christmas one year and wrote out instructions.

HA! I still need instructions...I wear the french tickler ones inside out - it feels good but pinches something awful taking it off :lol:

[kari]

Yowza...that's a lucky garter ;)

Nobz looks quite dapper in a tux!
uhg, that hair! what was I thinking.:lol:

yeah he's h-o-t in a tux. If I remeber correctly, that tux and to be spot washed before returning it. :twisted:

[Thommy Melanson]

I do believe this is worry I am starting to feel :mistrust:

That or that sandwich I ate didn't agree with me :dunno:

Where beith this iced cream? :mistrust:

:scared:

Here, let me bend over and show you -

- you gotta go all the way, down deep, deep until you reach the bottom.

The bottom of...





...this freezer.

(picks up the gallon)

(closes freezer door)

(hands to Howlett)

Here ya go, enjoy :)

[Howlett]

Here, let me bend over and show you -

- you gotta go all the way, down deep, deep until you reach the bottom.

The bottom of...





...this freezer.

(picks up the gallon)

(closes freezer door)

(hands to Howlett)

Here ya go, enjoy :)
Whew. Way you were talking I thought you stuffed it inside someones.......













....... fridge or something.

*accepts tub of ice cream*

*sits in the corner*

*eats*

shifty:

[kari]

And if you schedule us right, one in the pink and one in the stink :heybaby:
ha, ha, ha. no. did you not see the sign that said exit only?:D




HA! I still need instructions...I wear the french tickler ones inside out - it feels good but pinches something awful taking it off :lol:
:no: selfish so selfish.

[kari]

Whew. Way you were talking I thought you stuffed it inside someones.......












....... fridge or something.

*accepts tub of ice cream*

*sits in the corner*

*eats*

shifty:
sorry if its kind of melty. I was sitting cross legged on the couch watching tv with the icecream between my legs..........:Oops: ......yeah, I'll just shut up now.

[saymama]

awwwww. poor guy. doesn't like to have his picture taken?


not really, I don't think he likes all the equipment and stuff. has no problem with regular cameras.

Sorry I was MIA, we had a diabetic girl have a seizure and in the meantime, the manager was thus busy, so Tonia swoops in to take up the slack. And the lobby is full of people waiting to be seated for Madea!

[Howlett]

sorry if its kind of melty. I was sitting cross legged on the couch watching tv with the icecream between my legs..........:Oops: ......yeah, I'll just shut up now.
Meh, long as it's still cold and tasty I could care less.

*stuffs face*

*starts becoming content*

:mistrust: Waaaaait a minute, between your............ WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU USING THIS FOR??? :shock:

*continues eating, sort of like Homer Simpson*

[Thommy Melanson]

ha, ha, ha. no. did you not see the sign that said exit only?:D


Oh well, like MeatLoaf sang, "Two Out Of Three (Inputs) Ain't Bad" ;)



:no: selfish so selfish.

Not at all...just curious what it would feel like...now that I know, back to the full scrub out for the ladies :heybaby:

[Thommy Melanson]

Meh, long as it's still cold and tasty I could care less.

*stuffs face*

*starts becoming content*

:mistrust: Waaaaait a minute, between your............ WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU USING THIS FOR??? :shock:

*continues eating, sort of like Homer Simpson*

What? You've never heard that old saying "Some like it cold"?

Just ask Dahmer...oh, I guess you can't now ;)

[saymama]

Oh well, like MeatLoaf sang, "Two Out Of Three (Inputs) Ain't Bad" ;)




Not at all...just curious what it would feel like...now that I know, back to the full scrub out for the ladies :heybaby:

nothing like cheap latex out of a bathroom vending machine to turn you on!

[kari]

not really, I don't think he likes all the equipment and stuff. has no problem with regular cameras.

Sorry I was MIA, we had a diabetic girl have a seizure and in the meantime, the manager was thus busy, so Tonia swoops in to take up the slack. And the lobby is full of people waiting to be seated for Madea!
that probably is scary for him. Don't worry he'll be a camera ham in no time.:D
dumb diabetics! take care of your blood sugar! jking

Madea, never heard of it.

[Howlett]

What? You've never heard that old saying "Some like it cold"?

Just ask Dahmer...oh, I guess you can't now ;)
Hey, I can totally ask him if I want :miffed:

He'd just, y'know, not be real forthcoming with the replies :surrend:

[saymama]

that probably is scary for him. Don't worry he'll be a camera ham in no time.:D
dumb diabetics! take care of your blood sugar! jking

Madea, never heard of it.


she's young, I don't think she really does take care of herself, cause when it happens it happens fast. she was pregnant recently and same thing happened then.

Tyler Perry's Madea's Family Renunion.

[kari]

Meh, long as it's still cold and tasty I could care less.

*stuffs face*

*starts becoming content*

:mistrust: Waaaaait a minute, between your............ WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU USING THIS FOR??? :shock:

*continues eating, sort of like Homer Simpson*
:twisted: a girl has to have her secrets.

[kari]

nothing like cheap latex out of a bathroom vending machine to turn you on!
yeah that cheap latex out of a vending machine gave me quite a scare in high school. :lol:

[Thommy Melanson]

nothing like cheap latex out of a bathroom vending machine to turn you on!
That's a horrible thing to say about Kari :lol:

[Howlett]

:twisted: a girl has to have her secrets.
Y'know something? I don't think I even want to know. I'm just going to sit here, with my ice cream and beer and try to remember not to lick the bits of melted ice cream off the outside of the tub :scared:

[kari]

she's young, I don't think she really does take care of herself, cause when it happens it happens fast. she was pregnant recently and same thing happened then.

Tyler Perry's Madea's Family Renunion.
well, she keeps it up she's gonna be missing a limb, sitting on dialysis praying for a kidney.

[Thommy Melanson]

yeah that cheap latex out of a vending machine gave me quite a scare in high school. :lol:

Lucky for me I was banging a girl that worked at a gas station shop - all the free condoms we could use! :lol:

[Thommy Melanson]

Y'know something? I don't think I even want to know. I'm just going to sit here, with my ice cream and beer and try to remember not to lick the bits of melted ice cream off the outside of the tub :scared:

Dude...if you're sitting in a bathtub eating ice cream and drinking beer, you've got better things to worry about than what Kari does with frozen dairy products ;)

[Howlett]

Dude...if you're sitting in a bathtub eating ice cream and drinking beer, you've got better things to worry about than what Kari does with frozen dairy products ;)
Huh? :shock:

HOW THE HELL DID I END UP SITTING IN THE BATH TUB??? :scared:

I was siting in a corner a while ago :Panic:

[kari]

Y'know something? I don't think I even want to know. I'm just going to sit here, with my ice cream and beer and try to remember not to lick the bits of melted ice cream off the outside of the tub :scared:
don't worry I didn't do nothin to your ice cream. I prefer popcicles.:)

[kari]

Lucky for me I was banging a girl that worked at a gas station shop - all the free condoms we could use! :lol:
Funny thing, we decided not to be pressing our luck and got to an actual drug store to buy them.......and guess which one broke. :-x

[Howlett]

don't worry I didn't do nothin to your ice cream. I prefer popcicles.:)
Thank you. VERY much. I just choked on my glass of water :lol:

Half four in the morning is too bloody early to be choking on anything.

[Thommy Melanson]

Funny thing, we decided not to be pressing our luck and got to an actual drug store to buy them.......and guess which one broke. :-x

Aw...yeah that sucks when that happens, talk about a mood killer...especially when you're with someone you barely know.

...which you never have been, so I withdraw ( ;) ) the last part of the above statement.

[Thommy Melanson]

Thank you. VERY much. I just choked on my glass of water :lol:

Half four in the morning is too bloody early to be choking on anything.

Oh, Kari chokes too ;)

And half four in the morning is the perfect time to be choking...;)

[kari]

Thank you. VERY much. I just choked on my glass of water :lol:

Half four in the morning is too bloody early to be choking on anything.
I get that response a lot.:lol:

[Howlett]

Oh, Kari chokes too ;)

And half four in the morning is the perfect time to be choking...;)
I've spoken to Kari a grand total of about 6 times, most of which was today so I'm just going to avoid that first staement so I don't say something that gets me my ass kicked :lol:

And I meant it was no time to be choking on anything food or drink related. There ARE some things that it's the perfect time for, of course :p

[Howlett]

I get that response a lot.:lol:
Ah, I sense great evil in you then :lol:

Good for you :D

[kari]

Aw...yeah that sucks when that happens, talk about a mood killer...especially when you're with someone you barely know.

...which you never have been, so I withdraw ( ;) ) the last part of the above statement.
yeah, and the wait ..........:-x and when you realize everything is cool. you say to yourself woo! I won't do that again!.....but ya do.:lol:

[kari]

Oh, Kari chokes too ;)

And half four in the morning is the perfect time to be choking...;)
.......vomit on your shoes..........pinky swears to it.;-)

[saymama]

Dude...if you're sitting in a bathtub eating ice cream and drinking beer, you've got better things to worry about than what Kari does with frozen dairy products ;)


Don't worry about the frozen just unless it was frozen in dry ice.

[kari]

I've spoken to Kari a grand total of about 6 times, most of which was today so I'm just going to avoid that first staement so I don't say something that gets me my ass kicked :lol:

And I meant it was no time to be choking on anything food or drink related. There ARE some things that it's the perfect time for, of course :p
ah ha, ha, ha.......Thommy is what we call our dirty flirt.........and knows how to keep us married gals feel all young and sexy.:cool:

[Howlett]

ah ha, ha, ha.......Thommy is what we call our dirty flirt.........and knows how to keep us married gals feel all young and sexy.:cool:
I was wondering why I suddenly felt like a sexy, young teenager agai........ :shock:

I mean....... does he now? :shifty:

Um, good for him :shifty:

:scared:

[Thommy Melanson]

ah ha, ha, ha.......Thommy is what we call our dirty flirt.........and knows how to keep us married gals feel all young and sexy.:cool:

I prefer to call it "revving the engine before I open 'er up and take 'er for a drive" :twisted:

[Thommy Melanson]

I was wondering why I suddenly felt like a sexy, young teenager agai........ :shock:

I mean....... does he now? :shifty:

Um, good for him :shifty:

:scared:

Aye, you've wandered into the dark part of the woods, me boyo.

You best be gettin' home before the creepy-crawlies eat you alive ;)

[kari]

I prefer to call it "revving the engine before I open 'er up and take 'er for a drive" :twisted:
yeah, ya see that right there. He also has a good memory. Car talk *purrs like a cat*

[Howlett]

Aye, you've wandered into the dark part of the woods, me boyo.

You best be gettin' home before the creepy-crawlies eat you alive ;)
Pffft, you call this dark? This is like a family get together for me :lol:

And, "me boyo"? :mistrust:

Banshee? :mistrust:

[Thommy Melanson]

yeah, ya see that right there. He also has a good memory. Car talk *purrs like a cat*

Now that's the sound of a well-tuned engine :twisted:

[Thommy Melanson]

Pffft, you call this dark? This is like a family get together for me :lol:

And, "me boyo"? :mistrust:

Banshee? :mistrust:

Logan?!

:lol:

[Howlett]

Logan?!

:lol:
Hmm, I thought Bru took care of you :dunno:

*stabs*

That should do it :)

*hates Irish accent with the blistering passion of a nova*

*Blistering passion of a nova melts ice cream*

:evil:

Okay, now I'm miffed.

[kari]

Logan?!

:lol:
now see, your loosing me here. Jeez you would think this was a comic book message board or something.:roll:

[kari]

Now that's the sound of a well-tuned engine :twisted:
if you would just twist on that spark plug over there a little......

[Thommy Melanson]

if you would just twist on that spark plug over there a little......

>tweaks gingerly<

Gotta do this just right...there's a firing sequence to get the most power out of your turnover ;)

[kari]

>tweaks gingerly<

Gotta do this just right...there's a firing sequence to get the most power out of your turnover ;)
:lol: god your gooooood.




HOLY CRAP, I so need to go to bed.

[Thommy Melanson]

:lol: god your gooooood.




HOLY CRAP, I so need to go to bed.

Dayyymn, I didn't know it was that good!

(lucky Noble...I shine you all up, then he gets to take you for a spin!) :lol:

[kari]

Dayyymn, I didn't know it was that good!

(lucky Noble...I shine you all up, then he gets to take you for a spin!) :lol:
:) *finds picture*

[Thommy Melanson]

:) *finds picture*

Well, use it in good health ;)

G'night Mrs. Larimer...may all your dreams be good, and all your deeds be bad :twisted:

[kari]

Well, use it in good health ;)

G'night Mrs. Larimer...may all your dreams be good, and all your deeds be bad :twisted:
ha, ha you can count on that. *gives half a boozum sandwich*