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Jonny Z
03-16-2005, 10:20 AM
:D
Scott JB
03-16-2005, 10:25 AM
and the Oeming forum is alredy up to the standards we'd all expect it to reach :D
Jonny Z
03-16-2005, 10:25 AM
and the Oeming forum is alredy up to the standards we'd all expect it to reach :D

i just had to be the first to christen it :D :D :D


not to mention a visit from RC :wink:
Wagon
03-16-2005, 10:27 AM
penis penis penis!! WHoo hoo!
Shannon Chenoweth
03-16-2005, 10:29 AM
and the Oeming forum is alredy up to the standards we'd all expect it to reach :D

i just had to be the first to christen it :D :D :D


not to mention a visit from RC :wink:

Scott Hinze brings you up in the brief interview I did with him for the show today. So, if you want to hear your name, tune into the show in about 30 minutes.

RC
Jonny Z
03-16-2005, 10:30 AM
and the Oeming forum is alredy up to the standards we'd all expect it to reach :D

i just had to be the first to christen it :D :D :D


not to mention a visit from RC :wink:

Scott Hinze brings you up in the brief interview I did with him for the show today. So, if you want to hear your name, tune into the show in about 30 minutes.

RC

hmm ill try. im at my dad's office. if not ill just try and download it later
Pat Loika
03-16-2005, 10:30 AM
They said penis! :lol:

P.
Scott JB
03-16-2005, 10:31 AM
They said penis! :lol:

P.

SO DID YOU!!!!!
Jonny Z
03-16-2005, 10:31 AM
this will be the greatest thread ever. lets topple the bendis board!

PENIS PENIS PENIS!!!
Scott JB
03-16-2005, 10:32 AM
this will be the greatest thread ever. lets topple the bendis board!

PENIS PENIS PENIS!!!

Got the OEMNED pic around? Cuz thats whats about to happen to the Bendis board.
Pat Loika
03-16-2005, 10:34 AM
They said penis! :lol:

P.

SO DID YOU!!!!!

I have NO SHAME in saying PENIS!

P.
Scott JB
03-16-2005, 10:36 AM
They said penis! :lol:

P.

SO DID YOU!!!!!

I have NO SHAME in saying PENIS!

P.

Penises.... Penii?
Tschloendorn
03-16-2005, 10:39 AM
and the Oeming forum is alredy up to the standards we'd all expect it to reach :D

i just had to be the first to christen it :D :D :D


not to mention a visit from RC :wink:
Damn I would have had you beat if the damn board didn't blank out when I first tried. :evil:
PeterSparker
03-16-2005, 10:43 AM
I'm all about the penis baby!!!!






er, wait.....no I'm not :?

This board is gonna be fuuuunnnnnnnn! :D
Olivier E.
03-16-2005, 10:50 AM
Penis :?: with pina colada 8)
Jonny Z
03-16-2005, 10:51 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/lilvenom/oemingfists.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/lilvenom/forum%20pics/mikegoddard2.jpg
DaGetHighKnight
03-16-2005, 11:08 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/lilvenom/oemingfists.jpg

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Snot just flew out my nose laughing at that!!!
GelfXIII
03-16-2005, 11:13 AM
NOONE CAN DEFEAT THE PENIS!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/gelf13/xanderpic34.jpg

That was too loud, huh?
alan
03-16-2005, 11:24 AM
BRILLIANT!

--Alan
JABSEN
03-16-2005, 12:19 PM
PENIS!!!!!!
Wagon
03-16-2005, 12:24 PM
PENIS!!!!!!

I agree!!!! PENIS PENIS PENIS!!!
Scott JB
03-16-2005, 01:16 PM
With the number of posts I have in this thread I still haven't actually said penis so....


Penis.
Rick_O
03-16-2005, 02:16 PM
pppppppppppppppEEEEEEEEEEEEEEnnnnnnnnnnIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIsssssssssss!


There. now i can die happy.
Deli_Ham_Diggsy
03-16-2005, 03:24 PM
Penis is great
exray
03-16-2005, 07:20 PM
Mmmm....that's good penis.



x
Angel
03-16-2005, 10:29 PM
excuse me, my i borrow your PENIS?

wow, that was kind of nice. i think i'm going to like this place. :D
Jonny Z
03-17-2005, 09:42 AM
cock bump
JABSEN
03-17-2005, 10:27 AM
cock bumpWhat the Penis? :?
Oeming
03-17-2005, 10:43 AM
NICE! Jonnys penis all over this board!
GelfXIII
03-17-2005, 02:06 PM
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
Jonny Z
03-17-2005, 02:12 PM
NICE! Jonnys penis all over this board!

my penis gets around
Flonk
03-17-2005, 11:58 PM
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Angel
03-18-2005, 10:35 PM
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

damn, i haven't thought about that song in years. :D