i'd like to thank everyone who showed me how to illegal download copyrighted porn

[Jacob Lyon Goddard]

i've been passing out the print outs from the printer i stole through identity theft at local children's hospital burn wards

[Mike Haseloff]

... you mean the snacks are us?! :shock:

[NATE!]

... you mean the snacks are us?! :shock:

Soylent Green is people??? :scared:

[Brian Defferding]

Burn wards? I usually head to the old folks home and make like a bandit. I just hope the person I'm using as my Grandmother doesn't croak soon, otherwise I'll have to go back to the old ways of seducing the gatekeeper. Not that I mind, it's just that doing the whole fake crying routine takes a lot out of me.

[Mike Haseloff]

Soylent Green is people??? :scared:Y'know, I don't want to start throwing shit around, but let's just say... Image launch titles looked like crap, and Soylet Green sounded like it.

Suckers.

[Chingòn]

so is the point of this thread to make fun of the rules, by sardonically breaking them, or are you trying a sarcastic burn against those who download shit?

[Jacob Lyon Goddard]

so is the point of this thread to make fun of the rules, by sardonically breaking them, or are you trying a sarcastic burn against those who download shit?
oh, please, don't make me choose

[Jastermereel]

so is the point of this thread to make fun of the rules, by sardonically breaking them, or are you trying a sarcastic burn against those who download shit?
The sarcasm was so strong that it retroactively burned you you all. You're the ones in the ward he visited.

[shelfofjustice]

this post is my intellectual property. pay me money for reading it or you are a thief.

[Mike Haseloff]

this post is my intellectual property. pay me money for reading it or you are a thief.






HAHAHA! I'm gonna post this all over internet town!
OU'LL NEVER CATCH ME! THE INTERNET HAS GRANTED ME TOTAL ANONYMITY!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAH!!!!

Yours sincerely,
ANONYMOUS

[Jacob Lyon Goddard]

i don't remember what this thread was about
or why i'm bumping it

[Gunter]

i don't remember what this thread was about
or why i'm bumping it

I concur.

[Jacob Lyon Goddard]

I concur.

then it's agreed