PDA

View Full Version : 15 things to do in wal mart



RED!
01-25-2006, 01:10 PM
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts
when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
"Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay
away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in only if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
theme from "Mission Impossible."
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using
different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say,
"PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the
fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again."
and last but not least,
15. Go into a fitting room and yell loudly, "Hey! We're out of
toilet paper in here!"

Simps
01-25-2006, 01:12 PM
16. Kill a prostitute in the DVD aisle.

Ryan_ZOOM_Turner
01-25-2006, 01:14 PM
Or you could just not step foot in one.

Howlett
01-25-2006, 01:14 PM
:lol: I like, I like....

Bill?
01-25-2006, 01:14 PM
16. Kill a prostitute in the DVD aisle.

thats really something more for Target.

GelfXIII
01-25-2006, 01:17 PM
17. Pick out underwear, pay for them. Leave.


(sorry, I was just there this weekend, only it was a K-Mart, not wal-mart)

james michael
01-25-2006, 01:27 PM
i dont see acid listed anywhere...

the list sucks...

kari
01-25-2006, 01:29 PM
I like to try thongs over my jeans and ask random people what they think of them.
or put a bra on my head and say "yeah thats about the right size for you." and hand it to my friend.;-)

Taxman
01-25-2006, 01:34 PM
This is only the base retail. You haven't even began to consider potential McDaonalds, arcades. beauty salons, banking, tax preparation, optomitrists, and god knows what else.

Caley Tibbittz
01-25-2006, 01:37 PM
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts
when they aren't looking.:lol: That's pure evil...

2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.Gross.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
"Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay
away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in only if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
theme from "Mission Impossible."
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using
different size funnels.I'm gonna need you to take pics of yourself doing this...

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say,
"PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the
fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again."
and last but not least,
15. Go into a fitting room and yell loudly, "Hey! We're out of
toilet paper in here!":shock:

I never knew "shopping" at Wal*Mart could be so entertaining... the best part is most of this is not illegal, because you aren't shoplifting. Well done.

Jim.
01-25-2006, 01:38 PM
I worked at a Wal Mart, and if anyone tried any of these, I would slit their god damn throats.

Taxman
01-25-2006, 01:40 PM
17. Get your throat slit.

Taki Soma
01-25-2006, 01:43 PM
#13 made me laugh

but seriously... people need a hobby outside of annoying people.

kari
01-25-2006, 01:53 PM
On halloween I saw this girl dressed like a fairy being carted throughout Walmart at velocity speeds by the grim reaper as she passed people she would bless them with her wand. the manager was high tailing it right behind them trying to catch them. I laughed as they wizzed by me. ah good entertainment at 1am.:lol:

Jim.
01-25-2006, 01:54 PM
On halloween I saw this girl dressed like a fairy being carted throughout Walmart at velocity speeds by the grim reaper as she passed people she would bless them with her wand. the manager was high tailing it right behind them trying to catch them. I laughed as they wizzed by me. ah good entertainment at 1am.:lol:
I would have beat the living fuck out of her with her wand.

mike black
01-25-2006, 01:57 PM
Wow, these are still going around? Long legs on this. Remember 20 things to do when calling a pizza parlor?

kubiak
01-25-2006, 03:55 PM
Before Christmas I went to the local WalMart and this lady was walking really quickly out of the store carrying a particularly skittish looking Chihuahua, followed closely by her daughter who looked like she was in shock. This being a WalMart I didn't give it too much thought until I walked past the Men's Department and saw the store manager and about 5 employees standing around a huge load of dog poop, debating on who was going to clean it up and wondering "Where'd that lady with the dog go?!"

So yeah, #18 Walk your dog.

I saw another lady with another tiny dog there the week before Chistmas too.

BC at large!
01-25-2006, 03:59 PM
Where's number 9?

Kensington
01-25-2006, 04:00 PM
I do not support purposely annoying strangers, especially strangers in lousy retail jobs, but this one:
15. Go into a fitting room and yell loudly, "Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"...is pretty funny.;)

kubiak
01-25-2006, 04:25 PM
Where's number 9?
Maybe #9 is "Make a list of stuff to do in here"?

BC at large!
01-25-2006, 04:36 PM
Maybe #9 is "Make a list of stuff to do in here"?


You deserve a No-Prize for that one.

Your Pal, Carl
01-25-2006, 04:37 PM
I've never stepped foot in a wal*mart, but if I did, I would be very tempted to do some of those things on the list.

Taxman
01-25-2006, 04:52 PM
Wow, these are still going around? Long legs on this. Remember 20 things to do when calling a pizza parlor?In the years I worked at Domino's, I think I learned all of the tricks.

Caley Tibbittz
01-25-2006, 04:56 PM
#18. When the door greeter takes a break, take over their spot, and say "Have a nice day" while lifting up your shirt at them.

Ben
01-25-2006, 05:27 PM
Wow, it's like I'm reading a forwarded email from 1995!

UltimateQuintessa
01-25-2006, 05:57 PM
I got on the intercom once at a local Wal-mart and told the whole store "I got Two Words for ya....Suck It." Yes it was the summer on 1998.