I know how to fix the comic book industry!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jonny Z]

if we get everyone in america to buy a comic book that's like, 2 million people reading a comic book!


problem solved!!!1

[The-Last-Man]

That sounds like the way forward, you should PM George W...

[Taki Soma]

we only have 2 million people in the states?

[Bill?]

we only have 2 million people in the states?

not counting uggos. cuz they're not real people anyways.

[half guard]

we only have 2 million people in the states?

jonny doesn't know statistics very well. just because he's going to be writing for marvel now it doesn't mean he's any smarter, just that the editors there screwed up and let one slip through the cracks.

[Taki Soma]

jonny doesn't know statistics very well. just because he's going to be writing for marvel now it doesn't mean he's any smarter, just that the editors there screwed up and let one slip through the cracks.
he's going to be writing for Marvel?

[Gunter]

we only have 2 million people in the states?


We only have two million that know how to read.

[half guard]

he's going to be writing for Marvel?

don't have the full story but raven gregory was giving him props for it the other day.

[Taki Soma]

We only have two million that know how to read.
this statement, sadly, might not be too far off.

[Gregory]

We only have two million that know how to read.

And only one million that know how to spale.

[Taki Soma]

don't have the full story but raven gregory was giving him props for it the other day.

they like to be sarcastic to eachother, I don't know if I'd take what was said too seriously.

but if jonny did land something, fucking awesome!!

[half guard]

they like to be sarcastic to eachother, I don't know if I'd take what was said too seriously.

but if jonny did land something, fucking awesome!!

he seemed to be serious and he knows this stuff cause he's in the industry and all. like insider trading info but for geeks.

[Gunter]

And only one million that know how to spale.


And most of them are writing comics.

[Gregory]

And most of them are writing comics.

Batgirl did boast about her "meaty brian."

[Taki Soma]

he seemed to be serious and he knows this stuff cause he's in the industry and all. like insider trading info but for geeks.
who raven?

he's clueless. :lol:

[AAlgar]

they like to be sarcastic to eachother, I don't know if I'd take what was said too seriously.

but if jonny did land something, fucking awesome!!

I knew Jonny sending Bendis that Paris Hilton video would pay off someday.

[Agent Desmond]

Video of Jonny with Paris?

[Jonny Z]

Video of Jonny with Paris?

it was a video of myself masturbating while watching the Paris Hilton video.

And it was quite tastefully done, I might add.

[AAlgar]

it was a video of myself masturbating while watching the Paris Hilton video.

And it was quite tastefully done, I might add.

I thought the night vision gave it a very "climax of Silence of the Lambs" look. Brave choice.

[TheTravis!]

I thought the night vision gave it a very "climax of Silence of the Lambs" look. Brave choice.

Heh-heh. You said "climax".

[moonspider]

:crazy:

[Gregory]

I thought the night vision gave it a very "climax of Silence of the Lambs" look. Brave choice.

Could have done without him muttering "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard." I don't need a commentary track for my porn.

[AAlgar]

Could have done without him muttering "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard." I don't need a commentary track for my porn.

I'm surprised you heard the muttering from way down in the pit.

Did you guys ever settle that whole lotion/basket issue?

[Gregory]

I'm surprised you heard the muttering from way down in the pit.

Did you guys ever settle that whole lotion/basket issue?

My basket has had a lot more than lotion in it. Although the bottle of horse shampoo hurt like you wouldn't believe.

[Gunter]

Jonny re-enacting the "tuck dance" was probably one of the most frightening (and arousing) things I've ever seen.

[Jonny Z]

Jonny re-enacting the "tuck dance" was probably one of the most frightening (and arousing) things I've ever seen.

tuck? :mistrust:

[Gunter]

tuck? :mistrust:


Don't you remember the tuck dance?

[Ashton]

the answer is that simple though- get more readers. as to how, I'm not sure.

[Christian Beranek]

they like to be sarcastic to eachother, I don't know if I'd take what was said too seriously.

but if jonny did land something, fucking awesome!!

I agree, if he did, congrats!

[Jonny Z]

Don't you remember the tuck dance?

what i meant was that i don't have to tuck to re-create the secene :surrend:

[Taki Soma]

what i meant was that i don't have to tuck to re-create the secene :surrend:
god I knew you were a smoothie all along!!!!

[Gunter]

what i meant was that i don't have to tuck to re-create the secene :surrend:


Gotcha! :thumb:

I'd heard that but mostly just passed it over as internet gossip.

[Jonny Z]

Gotcha! :thumb:

I'd heard that but mostly just passed it over as internet gossip.

:no: everything you read on teh internet is true

[Flonk]

Could have done without him muttering "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard." I don't need a commentary track for my porn.


I want to know why he pretended he was both Multiple Miggs and Jodie Foster. :sick:

[alexlannin]

We get McDonald's to buy them, and give them away as Happy Meal prizes.

[Humphrey_Lee]

Comics need more tits..... tits sell....

Also, throw in more celebs like Brad Pitt to increase sales...... he's such a dreamboat.

[Gunter]

The comic industry needs a televised awards show.

[Humphrey_Lee]

The comic industry needs a televised awards show.

With Brad Pitt hosting..... he's such a dreamboat.