some douche that went to my high school was just on American Idol

[Jonny Z]

he was the guy dressed as the statue of liberty.

his whole family is nuts.

my senior year, his mom crashed into my high school. drove right through a classroom. luckily, only she and her other son were hurt.

[Bill Nolan]

I swear to Christ, Paula Abdul looked more like Leonard Nemoy than any woman should a few times during tonight's episode...

- Bill

[gwyllgi]

that guy was lame. my roommate was watching the show. i don'ts ee how people can stand it.

the only guy i liked was the frank sinatra ish guy

[Ray G.]

The cornfield sisters were hot.

[Taxman]

classic

[Ethan Van Sciver]

He thought he was on the Gong Show. What a douchebag....did you see how shocked he was that they didn't want to listen to his campy 'irony'?

I wish his mom would crash into him next time.

[Jonny Z]

The cornfield sisters were hot.

word. i'd do the shorter one.

[Ray G.]

word. i'd do the shorter one.

I don't know, the tall one had the cute-but-gawky thing going on.

Honestly, this is the main reason I watch this show.

[ihategravity]

OHHHH! I finally get it. The Statue of Liberty=American Idol.

HaHaHaHaHa....I'd tell him to get his sorry ass out of my sight too.

[Greenville 90210]

Honestly, this is the main reason I watch this show.

Surprising no one.

[Ray G.]

Surprising no one.

Hey, I don't just lust after the teen girls. Last season I was lusting after the 29-year old guy.

[mike black]

Only caught the tail end. Those two twins at the end singing Vandross were great. And the Dave guy was fucking hilarious.

[Greenville 90210]

Hey, I don't just lust after the teen girls. Last season I was lusting after the 29-year old guy.

:lol:

[Ray G.]

:lol:

Constantine is teh hottness. :mad:

[alexlannin]

Mind you, I don't think the guy's singing was any good, but the guy Simon told to shave his beard and wear a dress really should've told Simon to fuck off.

[Mark Mavro (kryptic6)]

Yeah, I saw a guy I new from my college on MTV NEXT. The girl made him crawl around in pig shit and then nexted him after 7 minutes. He was cool though. Said that MTV was trying to get him to read lines that they scripted for him, and he's a writer, so he did his own thing.

[King of Mars]

Only caught the tail end. Those two twins at the end singing Vandross were great. And the Dave guy was fucking hilarious.Mike...American Idol? That's soooo not metal.:)





















































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I liked it when the white trash bitch went off 'cause they didn't like her shitty singing.

/wife made me watch
//really
///NOT watching tomorrow...seriously

[Flonk]

One of Edmund's friends auditioned last year. He yelled at Simon, and it made it on TV.

[MIKE D]

We watched it. The losers really make it entertaining television. Although I loved the first set of twins, who reminded me of those two mice that used to be on the old Looney Tunes cartoons.

[V-Man]

Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!

[Seltzer Water]

goddamit i missed it

[RøcketFrøg]

Only caught the tail end. Those two twins at the end singing Vandross were great. And the Dave guy was fucking hilarious.
Question for the board about that. Since the twins were not in fact Luther, and the song was a Carpenter's song originally, do you think it was odd that they said they were singing a Luther Vandross song? Does his style of singing on the cover make it his since the twins style was closer to his than to the Carpenter's original (or the Sonic Youth cover?)

[MIKE D]

goddamit i missed it


You missed the Ukranian broad that sang Bohemian Rhapsody, while dancing seductively. She was looking to stay in America with a performer's Visa, so now that she's not going to Hollywood, I think she'll be getting that Visa through Flashdancers.