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Dr. Blasphemy
01-03-2006, 10:00 AM
WHY GOD? Why????????????????

I cannot eat a fucking lollipop, a Jolly Rancher, or a Candy Cane without going Michael Myers on my tongue...I am cursed. :surrend:

Taki Soma
01-03-2006, 10:01 AM
pics?

joeyart
01-03-2006, 10:02 AM
how do you do that?

Dr. Blasphemy
01-03-2006, 10:02 AM
pics?

Talk about g.r.o.s.s.!

Its bleeding and everything.

RøcketFrøg
01-03-2006, 10:02 AM
how do you do that?
You need a camera. Then you click on the little button on the top.

Victor Cabanelas
01-03-2006, 10:02 AM
ha. Any time anyone says "candy cane" my brain forces me to remember that movie and I end up laughing.

sorry about your tongue, btw

Dr. Blasphemy
01-03-2006, 10:03 AM
how do you do that?

You know, you bite a piece off and suck on it in your mouth.
(I guess I have a active tounge)

Taki Soma
01-03-2006, 10:03 AM
Talk about g.r.o.s.s.!

Its bleeding and everything.
stop teasing and on with the pics.

Gavin
01-03-2006, 10:04 AM
Hard candy's just not your thing. Try gummy worms instead. You'd have to be pretty talented to cut your tongue on one of those.

Dr. Blasphemy
01-03-2006, 10:05 AM
stop teasing and on with the pics.
Sorry- They wont let me use the digital camera here...Bastards.
I have a nice cool bottle of Auqafina to help kill the pain.
No potato chips for me the next few days....

joeyart
01-03-2006, 10:05 AM
You need a camera. Then you click on the little button on the top.

uh huh.
and you just point it anywhere? Man, this technology is awesome!

Taki Soma
01-03-2006, 10:06 AM
Sorry- They wont let me use the digital camera here...Bastards.
I have a nice cool bottle of Auqafina to help kill the pain.
No potato chips for me the next few days....
I think this calls for some whiskey.

Pat Loika
01-03-2006, 10:06 AM
Good job, Doc!

P.

Dr. Blasphemy
01-03-2006, 10:08 AM
I think this calls for some whiskey.
After last weekend- I think I am DONE with drinking for at LEAST a week or two....(Rumplemintz is EVIL EVIL stuff!)

joeyart
01-03-2006, 10:08 AM
You know, you bite a piece off and suck on it in your mouth.
(I guess I have a active tounge)

ouch...sorry about that...but...Active tongue will get you in trouble...


yep, just gonna leave it that....

Dr. Blasphemy
01-03-2006, 10:09 AM
Good job, Doc!

P.

I am talented.

makes me wonder how a guy like Steve O can cut his tongue ON PURPOSE!

Taki Soma
01-03-2006, 10:15 AM
After last weekend- I think I am DONE with drinking for at LEAST a week or two....(Rumplemintz is EVIL EVIL stuff!)
:no:

V Unit
01-03-2006, 11:08 AM
That's hot. Blood is hot.

Caley Tibbittz
01-03-2006, 11:11 AM
Sorry about that man, that sucks...

But my history with hard candy is worse than yours, I almost choked to death on one. Couldn't breathe for a couple minutes, 'til my mom Heimliched me. Scary.

Taki Soma
01-03-2006, 11:12 AM
Sorry about that man, that sucks...

But my history with hard candy is worse than yours, I almost choked to death on one. Couldn't breathe for a couple minutes, 'til my mom Heimliched me. Scary.
was this yesterday?

Caley Tibbittz
01-03-2006, 11:15 AM
That's hot. Blood is hot.
Unless you're a lizard... or dead... or a dead lizard... "Dead Lizard" being the nickname for little Tibbittz...

Caley Tibbittz
01-03-2006, 11:16 AM
was this yesterday?
You'd think... but it's actually a bit closer to 17 years ago...

Dr. Blasphemy
01-03-2006, 11:32 AM
Right now I wish I HAD choked on it.
This shit hurts and of COURSE youhave to keep hitting the sore spot.

Another bad tongue story of mine.
When I was a kid I was climbing a fence and had my tongue out while doing so (I was about 2-3 years old) I fell at the top and bit my tongue 2/3rds of the way off....
How ya like THAT?

Taki Soma
01-03-2006, 11:33 AM
Right now I wish I HAD choked on it.
This shit hurts and of COURSE youhave to keep hitting the sore spot.

Another bad tongue story of mine.
When I was a kid I was climbing a fence and had my tongue out while doing so (I was about 2-3 years old) I fell at the top and bit my tongue 2/3rds of the way off....
How ya like THAT?
OFF????? did they sow it back on?

Dr. Blasphemy
01-03-2006, 11:39 AM
OFF????? did they sow it back on?

No, from what I am told, it healed by itself.
I was young, and I remember for years afterward my sisters friends would ask me to stick out my tongue so they could see the scar....
I dont even really remember it.
(I do have quite the Gene Simmon-esque tongue though..)

LordKinbote
01-03-2006, 11:53 AM
Stop biting the candy! Just suck on it and it will never be sharp.