Just cut my toungue to hell on a Candy Cane~!!

[Dr. Blasphemy]

WHY GOD? Why????????????????

I cannot eat a fucking lollipop, a Jolly Rancher, or a Candy Cane without going Michael Myers on my tongue...I am cursed. :surrend:

[Taki Soma]

pics?

[joeyart]

how do you do that?

[Dr. Blasphemy]

pics?

Talk about g.r.o.s.s.!

Its bleeding and everything.

[RøcketFrøg]

how do you do that?
You need a camera. Then you click on the little button on the top.

[Victor Cabanelas]

ha. Any time anyone says "candy cane" my brain forces me to remember that movie and I end up laughing.

sorry about your tongue, btw

[Dr. Blasphemy]

how do you do that?

You know, you bite a piece off and suck on it in your mouth.
(I guess I have a active tounge)

[Taki Soma]

Talk about g.r.o.s.s.!

Its bleeding and everything.
stop teasing and on with the pics.

[Gavin]

Hard candy's just not your thing. Try gummy worms instead. You'd have to be pretty talented to cut your tongue on one of those.

[Dr. Blasphemy]

stop teasing and on with the pics.
Sorry- They wont let me use the digital camera here...Bastards.
I have a nice cool bottle of Auqafina to help kill the pain.
No potato chips for me the next few days....

[joeyart]

You need a camera. Then you click on the little button on the top.

uh huh.
and you just point it anywhere? Man, this technology is awesome!

[Taki Soma]

Sorry- They wont let me use the digital camera here...Bastards.
I have a nice cool bottle of Auqafina to help kill the pain.
No potato chips for me the next few days....
I think this calls for some whiskey.

[Pat Loika]

Good job, Doc!

P.

[Dr. Blasphemy]

I think this calls for some whiskey.
After last weekend- I think I am DONE with drinking for at LEAST a week or two....(Rumplemintz is EVIL EVIL stuff!)

[joeyart]

You know, you bite a piece off and suck on it in your mouth.
(I guess I have a active tounge)

ouch...sorry about that...but...Active tongue will get you in trouble...


yep, just gonna leave it that....

[Dr. Blasphemy]

Good job, Doc!

P.

I am talented.

makes me wonder how a guy like Steve O can cut his tongue ON PURPOSE!

[Taki Soma]

After last weekend- I think I am DONE with drinking for at LEAST a week or two....(Rumplemintz is EVIL EVIL stuff!)
:no:

[V Unit]

That's hot. Blood is hot.

[Caley Tibbittz]

Sorry about that man, that sucks...

But my history with hard candy is worse than yours, I almost choked to death on one. Couldn't breathe for a couple minutes, 'til my mom Heimliched me. Scary.

[Taki Soma]

Sorry about that man, that sucks...

But my history with hard candy is worse than yours, I almost choked to death on one. Couldn't breathe for a couple minutes, 'til my mom Heimliched me. Scary.
was this yesterday?

[Caley Tibbittz]

That's hot. Blood is hot.
Unless you're a lizard... or dead... or a dead lizard... "Dead Lizard" being the nickname for little Tibbittz...

[Caley Tibbittz]

was this yesterday?
You'd think... but it's actually a bit closer to 17 years ago...

[Dr. Blasphemy]

Right now I wish I HAD choked on it.
This shit hurts and of COURSE youhave to keep hitting the sore spot.

Another bad tongue story of mine.
When I was a kid I was climbing a fence and had my tongue out while doing so (I was about 2-3 years old) I fell at the top and bit my tongue 2/3rds of the way off....
How ya like THAT?

[Taki Soma]

Right now I wish I HAD choked on it.
This shit hurts and of COURSE youhave to keep hitting the sore spot.

Another bad tongue story of mine.
When I was a kid I was climbing a fence and had my tongue out while doing so (I was about 2-3 years old) I fell at the top and bit my tongue 2/3rds of the way off....
How ya like THAT?
OFF????? did they sow it back on?

[Dr. Blasphemy]

OFF????? did they sow it back on?

No, from what I am told, it healed by itself.
I was young, and I remember for years afterward my sisters friends would ask me to stick out my tongue so they could see the scar....
I dont even really remember it.
(I do have quite the Gene Simmon-esque tongue though..)

[LordKinbote]

Stop biting the candy! Just suck on it and it will never be sharp.