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Blandy vs Terrorism
12-25-2005, 01:58 PM
I don't have family or my significant other here, so therefore I'm effectively not celebrating Christmas. So I am extremely bored and a tad depressed.

And......go.

COTE
12-25-2005, 02:01 PM
its not christmas here so i can't help ya

Blandy vs Terrorism
12-25-2005, 02:02 PM
its not christmas here so i can't help ya
Then what good are you to me? You're fired. Have your desk cleaned up and be gone within the hour.

COTE
12-25-2005, 02:06 PM
don't i outrank you?

Blandy vs Terrorism
12-25-2005, 02:07 PM
don't i outrank you?
Fine. Chapter me out then!

This is the board. Your silly "rank" means nothing to me here!

poge

COTE
12-25-2005, 02:08 PM
Fine. Chapter me out then!

This is the board. Your silly "rank" means nothing to me here!

poge

quiet

only the airborne personel are talking

Blandy vs Terrorism
12-25-2005, 02:09 PM
quiet

only the airborne personel are talking
What, the people who think it's a good idea to jump out of a perfectly good airplane while it's up in the air?

:jackoff:

copypastepuke
12-25-2005, 02:10 PM
i dont know anything about military ranks, but i always thought CAPTAIN should be higher than it is. i mean, captain america isnt even that high ranking! but everybody listens to him.

COTE
12-25-2005, 02:11 PM
i dont know anything about military ranks, but i always thought CAPTAIN should be higher than it is. i mean, captain america isnt even that high ranking! but everybody listens to him.
well captain in the navy is like a full bird colonel

COTE
12-25-2005, 02:12 PM
What, the people who think it's a good idea to jump out of a perfectly good airplane while it's up in the air?

:jackoff:

well we get paid more

so THERE!

Blandy vs Terrorism
12-25-2005, 02:12 PM
well captain in the navy is like a full bird colonel
Yeah but he's in the army not the pussy-ass navy.

COTE
12-25-2005, 02:14 PM
Yeah but he's in the army not the pussy-ass navy.

but wasn't steve rogers an enlisted man back in the day also?

i think the captain in his title is more honerary then actual rank

like in braveheard when william wallace named his "captains" and all that

Blandy vs Terrorism
12-25-2005, 02:15 PM
but wasn't steve rogers an enlisted man back in the day also?

i think the captain in his title is more honerary then actual rank

like in braveheard when william wallace named his "captains" and all that
This is all true. Instead of going to OCS like everyone else, he gets his commission by......*makes sucking sounds*

copypastepuke
12-25-2005, 02:16 PM
well captain in the navy is like a full bird colonel
:Ponder:
bird?

full bird?
http://chriskilmer.typepad.com/photos/paris/bigbird.jpg


colonel?

http://enquirer.com/editions/2002/09/27/colonel_zoom.jpg



is this full bird colonel some sort of HUGE BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN?

COTE
12-25-2005, 02:17 PM
CAPTAIN AMERICA DOES NOT SUCK DICK :-x

Blandy vs Terrorism
12-25-2005, 02:22 PM
CAPTAIN AMERICA DOES NOT SUCK DICK :-x
It's huge coverup with Fury.

Jacob Lyon Goddard
12-25-2005, 02:26 PM
*tap dances*

Shwicaz
12-25-2005, 02:26 PM
CAPTAIN AMERICA DOES NOT SUCK DICK :-x

yeah he does.

I heard a rumor that Steve Rogers has such a massive amount of 'sucking action' that it is the real reason that Nick Fury lost his eye.

Capt. America sucked Nick Fury's eye right out of Fury's very own pee-hole.

:shock:

Blandy vs Terrorism
12-25-2005, 02:28 PM
yeah he does.

I heard a rumor that Steve Rogers has such a massive amount of 'sucking action' that it is the real reason that Nick Fury lost his eye.

Capt. America sucked Nick Fury's eye right out of Fury's very own pee-hole.

:shock:
And his asshole is so hungry that it was able to take a whole Thanksgiving turkey.

Blandy vs Terrorism
12-25-2005, 02:29 PM
*tap dances*
Dance, Tigger, dance!

copypastepuke
12-25-2005, 02:30 PM
yeah he does.

I heard a rumor that Steve Rogers has such a massive amount of 'sucking action' that it is the real reason that Nick Fury lost his eye.

Capt. America sucked Nick Fury's eye right out of Fury's very own pee-hole.

:shock:

i wonder if loss in depth perception is worth the amazing orgasm....

and i have come to my conclusion... YES!

Blandy vs Terrorism
12-25-2005, 02:32 PM
i wonder if loss in depth perception is worth the amazing orgasm....

and i have come to my conclusion... YES!
Yes but unfortunately, the strain of actually passing an eyeball through has made Lil Fury quite useless. Steve-o has since moved on to "Dum-Dum" Dugan.

Shwicaz
12-25-2005, 02:33 PM
Yes but unfortunately, the strain of actually passing an eyeball through has made Lil Fury quite useless. Steve-o has since moved on to "Dum-Dum" Dugan.


I heard that 'Dum-Dum' got his name by the noise his enormours balls make when bouncing off of Cap's ass.

DUM-DUM

Blandy vs Terrorism
12-25-2005, 02:37 PM
I heard that 'Dum-Dum' got his name by the noise his enormours balls make when bouncing off of Cap's ass.

DUM-DUM
This is true. And since there's no soundproofing on the Helicarrier, Clay Quartermain has a lot of sleepless nights.

SimiBoyz
12-25-2005, 02:49 PM
Then what good are you to me? You're fired. Have your desk cleaned up and be gone within the hour.

I think you should post this in every thread...


wait, it seems like you're already doing that.

Blandy vs Terrorism
12-25-2005, 05:09 PM
I think you should post this in every thread...


wait, it seems like you're already doing that.
Good idea!

You're hired back.

Ray G.
12-25-2005, 05:12 PM
I just ate mass quantities of lamb stew and am currently somewhere between bliss and unbelievable, stomach-tearing pain. Much more towards the latter.

I figured that the thought of me writhing on the floor in pain would brighten your day a little. :D

Blandy vs Terrorism
12-25-2005, 05:13 PM
I figured that the thought of me writhing on the floor in pain would brighten your day a little. :D
I like the cut of your gib.

Flonk
12-25-2005, 08:32 PM
hmmm. Entertaining, entertaining....

*wistles innocently*
www.spork-comics.com (www.spork-comics.com)

Flonk bless us, every one!

moonspider
12-25-2005, 08:54 PM
:grope:

SimiBoyz
12-27-2005, 07:29 AM
Good idea!

You're hired back.

:grin:

Now when do discuss a pay rise?

Blandy vs Terrorism
12-28-2005, 12:27 PM
well we get paid more

so THERE!
I just saw this!

Yeah, that extra $150 a month really covers it for fucking up your knees for the rest of your life. :p

COTE
12-28-2005, 04:37 PM
I just saw this!

Yeah, that extra $150 a month really covers it for fucking up your knees for the rest of your life. :p

jump status for 20 years = 240 months = 36,000 more dollars + disabilty tax free pay after the army ;)

Blandy vs Terrorism
12-28-2005, 05:05 PM
jump status for 20 years = 240 months = 36,000 more dollars + disabilty tax free pay after the army ;)
All that requires staying in the army for 20 years. So right there, not worth it.

COTE
12-28-2005, 05:36 PM
some of us like serving. . .

Blandy vs Terrorism
12-28-2005, 05:45 PM
some of us like serving. . .
Some of us like not pressing our luck.

Pat Shatner
12-28-2005, 05:46 PM
some of us like serving. . .

I think Blandy is unpatriotic and his knees should be shaved.

COTE
12-28-2005, 05:50 PM
Some of us like not pressing our luck.

you can die in the shower the day you ets, you never know

if its your time, then its your time

don't matter where you are in the world

Blandy vs Terrorism
12-28-2005, 05:52 PM
you can die in the shower the day you ets, you never know

if its your time, then its your time

don't matter where you are in the world
This is true. But I'd rather it not be for Bush's war.

COTE
12-28-2005, 05:56 PM
This is true. But I'd rather it not be for Bush's war.

and that's your choice, so when do you ETS?

Blandy vs Terrorism
12-28-2005, 06:02 PM
and that's your choice, so when do you ETS?
Supposed to be first week of March, unless stop-loss gets changed to before then. I'm not betting on it for sure until I'm on the plane flying home.

COTE
12-28-2005, 06:20 PM
two words

college drop

get your ETS date CHANGED!

Blandy vs Terrorism
12-28-2005, 06:22 PM
two words

college drop

get your ETS date CHANGED!
My unit isn't taking any more drops, and they were only taking 90 day drops anyways so at this point I wouldn't have time to put it in and get cleared. I looked into it a long time ago.