Merry Christmas! with some "engrish"

[Persevering Guy]

http://photobucket.com/albums/c199/GoodmanMichael/e1.jpg

http://photobucket.com/albums/c199/GoodmanMichael/e2.jpg
from a hotel tv when you turn it off

http://photobucket.com/albums/c199/GoodmanMichael/e4.jpg

http://photobucket.com/albums/c199/GoodmanMichael/e5.jpg
this says "please enjoy tasting the chou and choco for awhile"

http://photobucket.com/albums/c199/GoodmanMichael/e6.jpg
you should try the non-digestive kind

http://photobucket.com/albums/c199/GoodmanMichael/e7.jpg

http://photobucket.com/albums/c199/GoodmanMichael/e8.jpg
i'll never need a girlfriend as long as I have this jacket

http://photobucket.com/albums/c199/GoodmanMichael/e9.jpg
not funny english, but still a funny sign

Happy Holidays,

Michael

[emeraldsundae]

Those are awesome!!!

:D

[Persevering Guy]

forgot one:

from a t-shirt
http://photobucket.com/albums/c199/GoodmanMichael/e3.jpg

[wabi-sabi]

I love engrish. And I just have to ask this, are you a fan of Pokari Sweat and Cream Colon?

[Persevering Guy]

I love engrish. And I just have to ask this, are you a fan of Pokari Sweat and Cream Colon?
Haven't tried them yet. But, at first, I thought they were mispelling sweet.

[Shannon Chenoweth]

Ha! Thanks for sharing Michael. Merry Christmas!

[The Roman Candle]

That's good stuff. That t-shirt is a riot.

[Persevering Guy]

Ha! Thanks for sharing Michael. Merry Christmas!
Have a good holiday!

[Persevering Guy]

That's good stuff. That t-shirt is a riot.
It's even funnier because it was sold next to the US military base in Okinawa.

[The Roman Candle]

It's even funnier because it was sold next to the US military base in Okinawa.

+7 funny points.

[wabi-sabi]

Haven't tried them yet. But, at first, I thought they were mispelling sweet.
I did too. But it is most definitely not. Worth trying both of them. The Sweat is slightly sweetened but not much, like citrus.

[Persevering Guy]

I did too. But it is most definitely not. Worth trying both of them. The Sweat is slightly sweetened but not much, like citrus.
the commercial has a woman taking a bath. and then she drinks the Sweat.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

forgot one:

from a t-shirt
http://photobucket.com/albums/c199/GoodmanMichael/e3.jpg
:rofl:

[stevapalooza]

I'm extinguishing a naked flame as we speak.

[Persevering Guy]

I'm extinguishing a naked flame as we speak.
how does that work exactly?

Here's another funny:

At the last hotel I stayed at, there was a sign by the tv about the adult channel. It was in Japanese, but it's literal translation was: "This service is now no price. Please slowly enjoy yourself."

Then I watched it and it was one hour of guys picking highschool girls off the street, fucking them in alleys and coming inside them. Most would be really pissed off and some cried. How anyone could get off to this or not want to find and kill these men blows my mind. I was so pissed. I wanted to think it was fake, but those girls were really young. And since each encounter lasted 2 minutes, probably 30 girls. :cry:

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

how does that work exactly?

:fwapfwapfwapfwap:

[Persevering Guy]

bump

[copypastepuke]

MORPHINE SULPHATE?

HAHA! ha!

[Shepherd]

Haven't tried them yet. But, at first, I thought they were mispelling sweet.

Not at all. The drink is supposed to help you sweat, like when you're working out or something. At least in Korea, sweating is considered a healthy thing to do.

R

[Persevering Guy]

Not at all. The drink is supposed to help you sweat, like when you're working out or something. At least in Korea, sweating is considered a healthy thing to do.

R
For my people, it's a smelly thing to do.

[Thudpucker]

http://photobucket.com/albums/c199/GoodmanMichael/e6.jpg

Oh wow, look at the top corner. Next to tinkerbell is Peter Pan as a male fairy. Very interesting, I wonder what that is based on?

[Persevering Guy]

http://photobucket.com/albums/c199/GoodmanMichael/e6.jpg

Oh wow, look at the top corner. Next to tinkerbell is Peter Pan as a male fairy. Very interesting, I wonder what that is based on?
the truth