For Hanukkah, my girlfriend got me.........

[Ray G.]

A blonde wig and Supergirl costume.

In her size.

I :heart: her so much. :D

[mike black]

Ok, you know what?

You need to take some time off, Ray.

[joeAR]

is she 15 years old as well........It was there I had to take it :)

[Ray G.]

Ok, you know what?

You need to take some time off, Ray.

What?

[Ray G.]

is she 15 years old as well........It was there I had to take it :)

18. :D

[Patrick J]

And by 'girlfriend' you mean 'mom'... right?

[Ray G.]

And by 'girlfriend' you mean 'mom'... right?

:roll:

[mike black]

What?

This Supergirl thing is starting to get scary. ;)

[RODGER]

is she 15 years old as well........It was there I had to take it :)


teen makes everything more gooder!!!!

[Ray G.]

This Supergirl thing is starting to get scary. ;)

Oh. :razz:

I thought you were being serious for a second. Hey, you should be relieved. Maybe now that I have the real thing, I'll be less scary.

Seriously, Marci's just about everything I've been looking for in a girl. I'm a quirky guy. Everyone here knows that. But that's what she actually seems to like about me. Go fig. I guess there really is someone for everyone out there, but I'm not going to question it.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

And by 'girlfriend' you mean 'mom'... right?
No......sister.

[xanderharris]

i cant think of anything funny...so ill go against the grain....congrats..!

[Ray G.]

No......sister.

No, I mean "hot freshman who thinks she's really cool because she's dating a grad student, and hasn't yet realized that it doesn't really work if the grad student is uncool enough to be dating a freshman". :lol:

[RODGER]

oh...and by the way....we're going to need to see pics....

[AAlgar]

So, just so I'm clear... she bought it for you?

[Jonny Z]

does your girlfriend also have a negative sized waist line and boobs that defy gravity?

[Ray G.]

i cant think of anything funny...so ill go against the grain....congrats..!

Thanks, man. The thing is, it isn't even like I asked her to do it, or she knew I was such a pervert for the character. She must have just picked it up by looking at my comic collection and the fact that I spend 90% my free time here with this avatar. She just figured it out, which makes it all the more awesome.

Plus, she must have figured that there are very few guys out there who would object to a hot girl dressing up as Supergirl.

[mike black]

does your girlfriend also have a negative sized waist line and boobs that defy gravity?

He's dating Pamela Anderson?

[Ray G.]

So, just so I'm clear... she bought it for you?

Yes. Which makes it all the more awesome.

[Ray G.]

does your girlfriend also have a negative sized waist line and boobs that defy gravity?

5' 3", 102 pounds.

I think she'll look just fine in it. :heart:

[RODGER]

5' 3", 102 pounds.

I think she'll look just fine in it. :heart:

yeeaaahhh....

we're going to need those pics asap!!!!!

[Alex(sadly)Maleev]

5' 3", 102 pounds.

I think she'll look just fine in it. :heart:
Frodo?

[Criden]

I'm really...disturbed. I didn't know you were Jewish. I think we're going to need to get the Anti-Defamation League to de-Jew you. It's just not right for a pedophile to be Jewish.

[Ray G.]

I'm really...disturbed. I didn't know you were Jewish. I think we're going to need to get the Anti-Defamation League to de-Jew you. It's just not right for a pedophile to be Jewish.

I'm not a pedophile. I really wish you and others would stop throwing that around like it was some fun little insult like "your momma".

[Criden]

I'm not a pedophile. I really wish you and others would stop throwing that around like it was some fun little insult like "your momma".

It's not some fun little insult like "your momma." What, are you saying you're not a pedophile? Please. You've made it relatively clear as something you're not ashamed of (or, if you are, you must really hate yourself to keep posting about it), so what's the problem here?

[RODGER]

It's not some fun little insult like "your momma." What, are you saying you're not a pedophile? Please. You've made it relatively clear as something you're not ashamed of (or, if you are, you must really hate yourself to keep posting about it), so what's the problem here?

hey, as long as they are willing. and know how to keep their mouth shut.....i see no problems here.

:)

[The Roman Candle]

Did she also get "you" a fake ID and a high school diploma?

[Ray G.]

It's not some fun little insult like "your momma." What, are you saying you're not a pedophile? Please. You've made it relatively clear as something you're not ashamed of (or, if you are, you must really hate yourself to keep posting about it), so what's the problem here?

My girlfriend is of legal age. We're both in college. As for the Supergirl thing(and other comic book babes, I'll admit), they're not real. There's no harm in me being attracted to them, is there? Pedophile is a term that carries with it a stigma of being dangerous to children. Do you think i am? If not, go ahead and call me a perv, or a freak, or a fanboy who needs to get some. But not a pedophile, because I don't appreciate being lumped into a category with some of the most hated men in this country. Supergirl never got anyone on a sex offenders database.

[Ray G.]

Did she also get "you" a fake ID and a high school diploma?

:no:

One girl, of an appropriately legal age, who loves me for the freak I am is really all I need.

[Alex(sadly)Maleev]

Guys, take it easy.

[Blake Sims]

weeelllll...that's not creepy...

[Criden]

My girlfriend is of legal age. We're both in college. As for the Supergirl thing(and other comic book babes, I'll admit), they're not real. There's no harm in me being attracted to them, is there? Pedophile is a term that carries with it a stigma of being dangerous to children. Do you think i am? If not, go ahead and call me a perv, or a freak, or a fanboy who needs to get some. But not a pedophile, because I don't appreciate being lumped into a category with some of the most hated men in this country. Supergirl never got anyone on a sex offenders database.

You're asking for my honest opinion, right? I don't think you're genuinely a pedophile, as you've never mentioned love for illegal girls in real life. However, you have to admit that my disturbance relating to your love for illegal fictional girls is slightly disturbing. I mean, it's not so clear whether or not that could translate one day into real life pedophilia, you know? So it's just a little disconcerting and worrisome. I don't know if you're dangerous to children. But, honestly, it would be a logical conclusion that you one day could be, given your feelings about fictional characters of teen ages. So, I don't think my feeling a little disturbed about your posts is so out there.

[Ray G.]

You're asking for my honest opinion, right? I don't think you're genuinely a pedophile, as you've never mentioned love for illegal girls in real life. However, you have to admit that my disturbance relating to your love for illegal fictional girls is slightly disturbing. I mean, it's not so clear whether or not that could translate one day into real life pedophilia, you know? So it's just a little disconcerting and worrisome. I don't know if you're dangerous to children. But, honestly, it would be a logical conclusion that you one day could be, given your feelings about fictional characters of teen ages. So, I don't think my feeling a little disturbed about your posts is so out there.

It's not like I'm a 40-year-old lusting after little kids, though. I'm a college student lusting after fictional teenage girls, while in a healthy relationship with a girl of legal age. But hey, you're free to your own opinion.

What really got to me what the comment about "de-jewing". I take my religion and cultural background extremely seriously(just find me in any discussion about Israel), and you'll see. I'll assume that was a complete joke, though.

[Criden]

It's not like I'm a 40-year-old lusting after little kids, though. I'm a college student lusting after fictional teenage girls, while in a healthy relationship with a girl of legal age. But hey, you're free to your own opinion.

What really got to me what the comment about "de-jewing". I take my religion and cultural background extremely seriously(just find me in any discussion about Israel), and you'll see. I'll assume that was a complete joke, though.

Man, the Jewish stuff was a COMPLETE joke. I know plenty of my Jew brethren who are far more fucked up than you. ;)
I understand that you're not some middle-aged nut. I just don't want you to become one. :)

[RODGER]

It's not like I'm a 40-year-old lusting after little kids, though. I'm a college student lusting after fictional teenage girls, while in a healthy relationship with a girl of legal age. But hey, you're free to your own opinion.

What really got to me what the comment about "de-jewing". I take my religion and cultural background extremely seriously(just find me in any discussion about Israel), and you'll see. I'll assume that was a complete joke, though.


he thought you wanted to molest little kids, so he figured you should be chatolic..... :scared:

[Ray G.]

Man, the Jewish stuff was a COMPLETE joke. I know plenty of my Jew brethren who are far more fucked up than you. ;)
I understand that you're not some middle-aged nut. I just don't want you to become one. :)

To be perfectly honest, man, if this all goes well, this may be the only real girl I'll ever make any moves towards again. That's how much I love her. It's not even the Supergirl thing. It's that she actually gets me, which is a pretty hard thing to do.

Heh, I'll try my best. I'll try to just get a Lamborghini for my midlife crisis. :D

[AAlgar]

So this is what Jewish people do on Christmas eve? Call each other pedophiles?

Man, we atheists really need some kind of cool tradition like that.

[Ray G.]

he thought you wanted to molest little kids, so he figured you should be chatolic..... :scared:

Must....not.....laugh......at insensitive joke!

:lol:

[Ray G.]

So this is what Jewish people do on Christmas eve? Call each other pedophiles?

Man, we atheists really need some kind of cool tradition like that.

It's Hanukkah eve too, bigot! :mad:

I keed. But don't you guys have Festivus? Let us have our "Insultover"! ;)

[Criden]

Yes, of course this is what we Jews do on Christmas eve. That and pretend we celebrate Christmas. Tomorrow night, though, we can kick off Hanukkah 5765.

[AAlgar]

It's Hanukkah eve too, bigot! :mad:

I keed. But don't you guys have Festivus? Let us have our "Insultover"! ;)

I thought Hanukkah lasted, like, many nights.

And "us guys" don't have Festivus. Who's the bigot now? :x

[Ray G.]

I thought Hanukkah lasted, like, many nights.

And "us guys" don't have Festivus. Who's the bigot now? :x

Fred Phelps.

[AAlgar]

Yes, of course this is what we Jews do on Christmas eve. That and pretend we celebrate Christmas. Tomorrow night, though, we can kick off Hanukkah 5765.

Nice. I pretend I believe in Christmas also.

And tomorrow I will celebrate Year 31 of Not Giving a Crap.

[RøcketFrøg]

Fred Phelps.
Nice!

[Ray G.]

yeeaaahhh....

we're going to need those pics asap!!!!!

I'll try to get permission. To tide all of you over, here's a picture from when she started college this fall.

(She broke her leg tripping over her fat fucking cat, for those who don't remember the thread back then. Lord, how I hate that cat.)

http://photobucket.com/albums/c233/Raydawggie/?action=view&current=433544890VmvdNy_ph.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/c233/Raydawggie/?action=view&current=433544890VmvdNy_ph.jpg)

I have no clue how I got this girl to actually date me.

[RODGER]

Must....not.....laugh......at insensitive joke!

:lol:


i'm so glad that got a laugh.....could have gone either way...lol

[RODGER]

I'll try to get permission. To tide all of you over, here's a picture from when she started college this fall.

(She broke her leg tripping over her fat fucking cat, for those who don't remember the thread back then. Lord, how I hate that cat.)

http://photobucket.com/albums/c233/Raydawggie/?action=view&current=433544890VmvdNy_ph.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/c233/Raydawggie/?action=view&current=433544890VmvdNy_ph.jpg)

I have no clue how I got this girl to actually date me.

wow
nice

[NickT]

Nice. I pretend I believe in Christmas also.

And tomorrow I will celebrate Year 31 of Not Giving a Crap.
http://dossierscinemaetcie.ifrance.com/photodossier/dickens%20charles/scrooge.jpg

:)

[Dread Pirate Wren]

Frodo?

Height-ist!!

One day we'll be big and the lot of you will be sorry.

*rampages*

[RøcketFrøg]

I'll try to get permission. To tide all of you over, here's a picture from when she started college this fall.

(She broke her leg tripping over her fat fucking cat, for those who don't remember the thread back then. Lord, how I hate that cat.)

http://photobucket.com/albums/c233/Raydawggie/?action=view&current=433544890VmvdNy_ph.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/c233/Raydawggie/?action=view&current=433544890VmvdNy_ph.jpg)

I have no clue how I got this girl to actually date me.
Damn. She doesn't even really need the wig!

[Ray G.]

Height-ist!!

One day we'll be big and the lot of you will be sorry.

*rampages*

Right on. I'm 5'4", so my girl and I are just right for each other anyway. :D

[Ray G.]

Damn. She doesn't even really need the wig!

She actually has darker hair naturally. Sort of reddish-brown. She dyed it, and although I liked it(for obvious reasons), she wanted to go back eventually.

[NickT]

Height-ist!!

One day we'll be big and the lot of you will be sorry.

*rampages*
Standing on each other's shoulders?

[Dread Pirate Wren]

Right on. I'm 5'4", so my girl and I are just right for each other anyway. :D

I'm 5'2" and one day the world will feel my very short wrath.

Oh Duckman laughed and made my life hell in kindergarden...ha ha ha, buck buck buck.

[Dread Pirate Wren]

Standing on each other's shoulders?

If we have to. We're scrappy. And have complexes.

[NickT]

If we have to. We're scrappy. And have complexes.
They're only small complexes though :)

[copypastepuke]

thats kind of awesome.

[Ray G.]

thats kind of awesome.

I know! She actually likes me enough to indulge my craziness! How rare is that?

And she'll look good in it, too. Did you see the pic?

[copypastepuke]

I know! She actually likes me enough to indulge my craziness! How rare is that?

And she'll look good in it, too. Did you see the pic?
no i did not!

[copypastepuke]

and now i have!

good catch.

she has a huge pink cast!

[Ray G.]

no i did not!

Post #45, a ways up this page(if you're on 20 posts per page like I am).

And she's all mine. :D

[Ray G.]

and now i have!

good catch.

she has a huge pink cast!

Had. Stupid cat, but she's okay now.

[Mr. E!]

I have no clue how I got this girl to actually date me.

Let's see...18, away from home for the first time, eager to please, going out with a guy 5 years older than she is...I'd say she's got daddy issues, which is why she's dating you.
Just sayin'.
Happy C'nukka!

[Ray G.]

Let's see...18, away from home for the first time, eager to please, going out with a guy 5 years older than she is...I'd say she's got daddy issues, which is why she's dating you.
Just sayin'.
Happy C'nukka!

First up, 4 years older. Marginally less scary.

I REALLY don't think I fit the daddy type at all. I'm scared of spiders, for one thing. And I stutter when nervous.

Hm, maybe her dad is Rick Moranis.

And thanks, man! :D

[Mr. E!]

First up, 4 years older. Marginally less scary.
Not at your age...still kind of creepy.


I REALLY don't think I fit the daddy type at all. I'm scared of spiders, for one thing. And I stutter when nervous.

Hm, maybe her dad is Rick Moranis.

And thanks, man! :D

Older guy/eager to please young girl? It's always daddy issues. Always. Not saying you're anything like her dad, or a dad, but 18 year old girls are easy to figure out: if she's dating an older guy, it's daddy issues.

[Ray G.]

Not at your age...still kind of creepy.

Hey, just be glad that as long as I'm with her, you don't have to worry(in vain) that my Supergirl obsession will cross over into real life.

Unless we get a Kryptonian exchange student at the local high school. Then, come hell or high water, I WILL find me a de-aging potion! :D

[RegularJoe]

So this is what Jewish people do on Christmas eve? Call each other pedophiles?

Man, we atheists really need some kind of cool tradition like that.

i still celebrate xmas, athieism and all. who am i to turn down free swag?

[wh park]

Sure Ray's obsession with Supergirl is a little.... weird becasue a lot of it seems sexually based (and Ray that's because you put that out there) and anyone perving on ANY comic character sends up red flags.

But to call him a pedo or even suggest that is a bit extreme.

At least he's not Tibbitz.

[Flonk]

A blonde wig and Supergirl costume.

In her size.

I :heart: her so much. :D

You...you need help.

[Randomus]

I, for one, am happy for you. There's nothing the world better than a woman who understands you and accepts you for all your little insanities.

Happy Chanukah.

[Flonk]

Plus, she must have figured that there are very few guys out there who would object to a hot girl dressing up as Supergirl.

Can't argue there. You saw my Halloween pictures, right? :drool:

[Marcdachamp]

Wow. Now THAT is a good gift. And here I thought I was good at gift-giving...

[chris page]

while i may be a little weirded out by the thought of it, it's obvious the chick digs you and gets you, so congrats. sounds like you have a pretty cool girlfriend.

[Caley Tibbittz]

What the fuck is Hanukkah? And why does your girlfriend hate Jesus?

[Ryan Elliott]

That's awesome Princess. Way to go.



And this goes out to the people who are "weirded" out by this and Ray's obsession with Supergirl:


Grow the fuck up.


It's a fictional character. NO HARM NO FOUL.


Jesus...

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

That's awesome Princess. Way to go.
And this goes out to the people who are "weirded" out by this and Ray's obsession with Supergirl:
Grow the fuck up.
It's a fictional character. NO HARM NO FOUL.
Jesus...
So how's Batgirl doing? :p

[Ryan Elliott]

So how's Batgirl doing? :p



Pretty good...:shifty:



I'm going to convince her to join here under the name "Batgirl" :lol:


She's a fangirl too! :D

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Pretty good...:shifty:



I'm going to convince her to join here under the name "Batgirl" :lol:


She's a fangirl too! :D
Sweet. :cool:

[Ryan Elliott]

Sweet. :cool:



I just forgot to tell her about this place becuase I hadn't seen her for like two days, and we got kinda...preoccupied. 8-)

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

I just forgot to tell her about this place becuase I hadn't seen her for like two days, and we got kinda...preoccupied. 8-)
Hell, when Cathy gets here (or I get home, whichever happens first) I doubt you guys will see me for a month.

[Ryan Elliott]

Hell, when Cathy gets here (or I get home, whichever happens first) I doubt you guys will see me for a month.


Heh. Ice packs. PLENTY of ice packs. :lol:

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Heh. Ice packs. PLENTY of ice packs. :lol:
And lots of Astroglide.

[Ryan Elliott]

And lots of Astroglide.


:rofl:

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

:rofl:
What? I was serious. :?

[gwyllgi]

That's cool, Ray. My boy thinks I'd make a good baby firefly. ehehehehe.


I date a guy that is a little over one year older than me. I do hope that means I don't have daddy issues.

WAIT. I DO have daddy issues. Fuck, never mind. *sighs*

[copypastepuke]

That's cool, Ray. My boy thinks I'd make a good baby firefly. ehehehehe.


I date a guy that is a little over one year older than me. I do hope that means I don't have daddy issues.

WAIT. I DO have daddy issues. Fuck, never mind. *sighs*

is calling people Daddy during intercourse really an issue?


cause then i have them too



or do it?! dun dun DUN!

[RODGER]

bump....

still waiting on the pics!!!!!

:)

[Ray G.]

bump....

still waiting on the pics!!!!!

:)

She had to spend the holiday with her family.

I haven't gotten the chance to try out my present yet. :(

[Mister Mets]

5' 3", 102 pounds.

I think she'll look just fine in it. :heart:

congrats. You seem to have a great girlfriend, in every way.

I'm just remembering a letter in Gen13, when one guy writes about how his girlfriend got into a costume for one of the girls to imitate a cover, and it ended with "Good lord, Jim, she's 300 pounds."

[RODGER]

She had to spend the holiday with her family.

I haven't gotten the chance to try out my present yet. :(


i'm excited for you

:)

[Cathy]

Hell, when Cathy gets here (or I get home, whichever happens first) I doubt you guys will see me for a month.




they wont' see me either baby ;)

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

they wont' see me either baby ;)
Well I would hope not. I would think once you're here I can stop doing this.

:jackoff:

[adamgreenberger]

A blonde wig and Supergirl costume.

In her size.

I :heart: her so much. :D

With your obsession...I am surprised she has stuck around.

have you ever talked with someone about this Supergirl obsession of yours??

[Ravengregory]

Congrats...it will all go down hill from here.

[RebootedCorpse]

You don't have to worry about the size, really. If it's too small, just let a little of the air out.

[sto110]

*posts only to be informed of when pictures are posted* must see her in supergirl outfit.

[Ravengregory]

*posts only to be informed of when pictures are posted* must see her in supergirl outfit.

yeah, where the fuck is the pic? Come wit it mofo

[Ray G.]

*posts only to be informed of when pictures are posted* must see her in supergirl outfit.

You know, telling her "Mind if a I snap a few pictures for my friends online before we get down to it?" is a sure-fire deal-breaker. Believe me, it's happened before.

[Ray G.]

With your obsession...I am surprised she has stuck around.

have you ever talked with someone about this Supergirl obsession of yours??

I don't think there are any Psychologists who would specialize in this. They would probably all laugh me out of the office.

[RODGER]

You know, telling her "Mind if a I snap a few pictures for my friends online before we get down to it?" is a sure-fire deal-breaker. Believe me, it's happened before.

yeah, don;t let these ass's ruin a good thing for you......

[Ray G.]

yeah, don;t let these ass's ruin a good thing for you......

I learned this fact the hard way once before, and there wasn't even any Supergirl costume involved. :surrend:

[RebootedCorpse]

yeah, where the fuck is the pic? Come wit it mofo
http://christianmoviesdirect.com/catalog/images/super.sheep.dvd.med.jpg

[dougmac]

its like the OC when Summer was Wonder Woman for Seth

[Ray G.]

its like the OC when Summer was Wonder Woman for Seth

My first thought too.

She loves that show, so she might have gotten the idea from there.

[RODGER]

its like the OC when Summer was Wonder Woman for Seth


pics?

:)