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WAKKAJAWAKKA
04-06-2005, 11:19 AM
I Was Useing It Today In The Car On The Way Back From VA, And A Cop Pulled Us Over Cause He Thought I Was Getting High. The Mood Was Not Lighten'd When I Made A Joke About How I Thought I Was Getting Pulled Over Cause I Was Huffing Birth Control Pills. Cause That's What It Kinda Looks Like. I Guess I Learned Not To Make Jokes To A Cop Arresting You For Getting High.

Wayno.

Taki Soma
04-06-2005, 11:20 AM
I Was Useing It Today In The Car On The Way Back From VA, And A Cop Pulled Us Over Cause He Thought I Was Getting High. The Mood Was Not Lighten'd When I Made A Joke About How I Thought I Was Getting Pulled Over Cause I Was Huffing Birth Control Pills. Cause That's What It Kinda Looks Like. I Guess I Learned Not To Make Jokes To A Cop Arresting You For Getting High.

Wayno.
depends on the cop.

usually, all you have to do is share

The Human Target
04-06-2005, 11:21 AM
Ha! My roommate has one of those things. Cops have no fucking sense of humour.

gwyllgi
04-06-2005, 11:23 AM
ooh, my gf needs one of thhose, aren't they a preventative type inhaler? her asthma is really bad

Rick_O
04-06-2005, 11:23 AM
depends on the cop.

usually, all you have to do is share

Do you share Birth control pills? I' have to admit I've never tasted one. What do they taste like? I bet they taste like pure joy!

WAKKAJAWAKKA
04-06-2005, 11:24 AM
ooh, my gf needs one of thhose, aren't they a preventative type inhaler? her asthma is really bad

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v734/CAPTAIN_WAYNO_INSANO/birthcontrol.jpg

I Had My Doubts, But It Works Pretty Good. Plus, You Can Probobly Smoke Your Weed Out Of It.

Wayno.

WAKKAJAWAKKA
04-06-2005, 11:25 AM
depends on the cop.

usually, all you have to do is share

Not The Cops Here. They Are A Fleet Of Angry White Guys. All They Are Good For Is Hassling People.

Wayno.

Jason_BANNED
04-06-2005, 11:28 AM
depends on the cop.

usually, all you have to do is share

Or do a line of k off the cop's wrist.

Jason

Rick_O
04-06-2005, 11:29 AM
Or do a line of k off the cop's wrist.

Jason

Real men do it off the taint.

Piechuck
04-06-2005, 11:30 AM
Thanks for the tip WAKKA, I'll have to make sure not to use my inhaler near any dumbass cops

gwyllgi
04-06-2005, 11:31 AM
Advair, yeah, that's it.

she weezes all the tiem, wakes her up at night.

WAKKAJAWAKKA
04-06-2005, 11:32 AM
Thanks for the tip WAKKA, I'll have to make sure not to use my inhaler near any dumbass cops

It's Probobly Not Any Inhaler. He Claims It Looks Like A Pipe, And I Was Holding It In A Suspicious Manner.

Wayno.

WAKKAJAWAKKA
04-06-2005, 11:33 AM
Advair, yeah, that's it.

she weezes all the tiem, wakes her up at night.

I Had It Bad At Night Too. Definetly Get This.

Wayno.

Piechuck
04-06-2005, 11:36 AM
I use both Advair and the one that looks like this:
http://www.creactive-design.co.uk/gfx/meter_dose_inhaler-1.jpg

Jason_BANNED
04-06-2005, 11:37 AM
Not The Cops Here. They Are A Fleet Of Angry White Guys. All They Are Good For Is Hassling People.

Wayno.

Oh yeah, because angry white people never use drugs.

Jason

WAKKAJAWAKKA
04-06-2005, 11:38 AM
I use both Advair and the one that looks like this:
http://www.creactive-design.co.uk/gfx/meter_dose_inhaler-1.jpg

I Got A Non-Advair One For When It Hits Hard And I'm Gonna Die, But Those Are More Innocent In Appearence I Guess.

Wayno.

WAKKAJAWAKKA
04-06-2005, 11:40 AM
Oh yeah, because angry white people never use drugs.

Jason

Wasn't Saying That. These Guys Drink Alot Of Bud/Coors, But Are All Clean Drug-Wise.

Wayno.

Jason_BANNED
04-06-2005, 11:43 AM
Wasn't Saying That. These Guys Drink Alot Of Bud/Coors, But Are All Clean Drug-Wise.

Wayno.

I knew you weren't. I was just trying to start shit because I'm bored at work.

Jason

WAKKAJAWAKKA
04-06-2005, 11:44 AM
I knew you weren't. I was just trying to start shit because I'm bored at work.

Jason

Is That So, Dipshit?

Wayno.

james michael
04-06-2005, 11:45 AM
Or do a line of k off the cop's wrist.

Jason
where can i find these cops?

gwyllgi
04-06-2005, 11:46 AM
It'd be funnier if you were huffing birth control pills. My GF takes my placebos all the time, the weirdo.

I was like, uhm, they're sugar pills. and you're a lesbian, anyway...

"but they're green! I like green!"

Bervda
04-06-2005, 11:50 AM
It also reminds me of Bubbletape. I used to love that gum!

WAKKAJAWAKKA
04-06-2005, 11:50 AM
It'd be funnier if you were huffing birth control pills. My GF takes my placebos all the time, the weirdo.

I was like, uhm, they're sugar pills. and you're a lesbian, anyway...

"but they're green! I like green!"

I'll Crunch Some Up And Do Lines Off The Dash And Let You Know If I Attract Any Attention.

Wayno.

Smokinblues
04-06-2005, 11:52 AM
It also reminds me of Bubbletape. I used to love that gum!

that's what i've been trying to think of

Bervda
04-06-2005, 11:55 AM
that's what i've been trying to think of

I had your back.

gwyllgi
04-06-2005, 11:59 AM
Lemme know man, and take some pictures.

I wanna see if your breasts get firmer. Mine did.

Smokinblues
04-06-2005, 11:59 AM
Lemme know man, and take some pictures.

I wanna see if your breasts get firmer. Mine did.

from a placebo you knew was a placebo?

WAKKAJAWAKKA
04-06-2005, 12:00 PM
Lemme know man, and take some pictures.

I wanna see if your breasts get firmer. Mine did.

Like I Didn't Have Enough Reasons To Already. All The Other Girls Will Be So Jealous.

Wayno.

Ben
04-06-2005, 12:33 PM
I heard asthma is just a made-up disease to sell more 'Get Well Soon' cards.

Bervda
04-06-2005, 12:35 PM
I heard asthma is just a made-up disease to sell more 'Get Well Soon' cards.

You heard right.

DaGetHighKnight
04-06-2005, 01:12 PM
lightweight!

WAKKAJAWAKKA
04-06-2005, 01:12 PM
You heard right.

I'm Such A Sucker.

Wayno.