Superman script

[Patton]

Might turn this into Awesome-Man and use it.


Rain Check

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1-Wide shot of Metropolis. It's a rare rainy day. Just drenched.

2-Lois and Jimmy stand outside of the Daily Planet building. They're
standing under an awning, but both of them are wet; hair and clothes.

LOIS: What's with this weather?

JIMMY: Gee, I dunno Lois. It sure is wet out.

LOIS: (cont'd) No shit.

3-Lois peers around the corner.

LOIS: Where the hell is that hoosier, Clark?

JIMMY: Gee, I dunno Lois. But I'll bet he's wet
on account of how wet it is out.

LOIS: Shut the fuck up Jimmy.

VOICE: (off) Hey guys.

4-Pull out to see Superman standing next to them. He's completely dry.
He's pointing up.

LOIS: Superman! where'd you come from?

SUPERMAN: Up there.

JIMMY: Gee, Superman--how'd you stay so dry?

SUPERMAN: (cont'd) I was above the clouds. And then when I was landing--
I flew faster than the rain could fall, Jimmy.

5-Lois pouts.

LOIS: You get to be dry just 'cause you're Superman? hrmmph.

LOIS: (cont'd) Well you're not having sex with me tonight then.

6-Side shot of Superman looking at Lois. Jimmy looks on.

7-Same angle. Lois now looks appalled and Jimmy smiles big.

SUPERMAN: I just did.

CAP: End.

[Gregory]

Faster than a speeding bullet.

[JLTorres]

So that's why his underoos are on the outside...

[Donal DeLay]

Dew just came out of my nose.

[Lab-Rat]

heh.

[Patton]

Dew just came out of my nose.


you mean doo? like poo?

[Ryan_ZOOM_Turner]

that made my day just a little better.

[J. R. Scherer]

It's 6:18 here so I liked it.