Marvel Zombies (spoilers!!!)

[Jef UK]

Oh my holy fucking shit eating poontang nut taint dick wolf!!

What an insane comic! Some spoilerific highlights:

Magneto sheers of the top of Captain Americas head with his own shield, brains on display. This just pisses Cap off. Daredevil gets a metal pole through his heart, creating a gaping hole. Spidey has one leg barely hanging on by a thread, so to say.

Magneto is then graphically shown to be strewn to pieces and then eaten by the heroes. They show almost every detail, with heroes fighting over intestines and everything!

The Incredible Hulk rips off one of Magneto's legs, eats it whole. Once satiated, he reverts to zombie Banner, AND THE LEG RIPS THROUGH HIS STOMACH AND THOR BENDS OVER AND STARTS EATING THE LEG POKING OUT OF HIS STOMACH!!!!

I can't believe they got away with this! Awesome!! I can't stop thinking about it. What a freaky book. Awesomer!!!

I also recommend eating a small Wendy's chili while reading it, to really enhance the experience.

[aj110]

I also recommend eating a small Wendy's chili while reading it, to really enhance the experience.

i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

[mayhemspider]

i like that kirkman is basically crossing over his two big success books into marvel, and doing it pretty seamlessly. his marvel team up issue with invincible was awesome, and this is like marvel walking dead, which is fucking sweet.

[Tyeron]

so ya liked it?

[mayhemspider]

ha!

[Jef UK]

Except these Zombies ain't dumb. Which is a pretty unique take all around, right? (I guess Millar came up with that bit, but still....

[Artie Pink]

Though I think this was done for all the wrong reasons (cashing in on zombies, cashing in on Kirkman), I think this will be a lotta fun.

Sean Phillips is the man, and the colorist did a sweet job, too.

Can't wait to get to the store!!

(And I'm gonna sneak a copy to 7 year old Garrett... who likes guts and bones...)

[Jef UK]

Sean Phillips rules the school, too!

[half guard]

this part here

The Incredible Hulk rips off one of Magneto's legs, eats it whole. Once satiated, he reverts to zombie Banner, AND THE LEG RIPS THROUGH HIS STOMACH AND THOR BENDS OVER AND STARTS EATING THE LEG POKING OUT OF HIS STOMACH!!!!

almost sounds pornographic.

[Cth]

Oh my holy fucking shit eating poontang nut taint dick wolf!!

What an insane comic! Some spoilerific highlights:

Magneto sheers of the top of Captain Americas head with his own shield, brains on display. This just pisses Cap off. Daredevil gets a metal pole through his heart, creating a gaping hole. Spidey has one leg barely hanging on by a thread, so to say.

Magneto is then graphically shown to be strewn to pieces and then eaten by the heroes. They show almost every detail, with heroes fighting over intestines and everything!

The Incredible Hulk rips off one of Magneto's legs, eats it whole. Once satiated, he reverts to zombie Banner, AND THE LEG RIPS THROUGH HIS STOMACH AND THOR BENDS OVER AND STARTS EATING THE LEG POKING OUT OF HIS STOMACH!!!!

I can't believe they got away with this! Awesome!! I can't stop thinking about it. What a freaky book. Awesomer!!!

I also recommend eating a small Wendy's chili while reading it, to really enhance the experience.


HAHAHAHAH!

Too classic!

And just so it can be said.. MAGNE-TOE-OWNED!!

[Ray G.]

I really, really wish I hadn't read this book.

[JLTorres]

HAHAHAHAH!
MAGNE-TOE-OWNED!!

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y136/jingzen/nightmare5.jpg

[mayhemspider]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y136/jingzen/nightmare5.jpg
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[PeteL]

Kirkman wrote this?

[Jef UK]

Kirkman wrote this?

Yup!

[PeteL]

Sweet!!! Another Kirkman book to read.

[The Cheap-Arse Film Critic]

Shoulda been MAX...

[mayhemspider]

Shoulda been MAX...
for sure.

[MattJohnson]

Shoulda been MAX...

I'm surprised it wasn't. What else, aside from necrophelia, could they have included*?

*I'm basing this on the description; I haven't read it yet.

[copypastepuke]

DUDE. I TOTALLY MADE THIS MY PICK OF THE WEEK. SUCH A GREAT FUCKING BOOK.

and seriously, i think this highlights kirkmans ability to write all of these characters well!

[mayhemspider]

I'm surprised it wasn't. What else, aside from necrophelia, could they have included*?

*I'm basing this on the description; I haven't read it yet.
the word FUCK

[MattJohnson]

the word FUCK

check.

[changingshades]

I fucking loved this issue

so damn awesome

[Marcdachamp]

I'm surprised it wasn't. What else, aside from necrophelia, could they have included*?

*I'm basing this on the description; I haven't read it yet.
Anal sex. They did have Luke Cage in it... ;-)

[SolidGoldBomb]

I checked this out on a whim, and FREAKIN LOVED IT! I wonder who else is alive Magneto was talking to....and The Surfer is there! Sweet! I hope he razes the planet! Can't wait for the rest of the series!

[Gavin]

I liked the zombie action in UFF, but I decided to skip this.

[Jef UK]

I liked the zombie action in UFF, but I decided to skip this.

I say check it out. To see these icons defiled so--It's just great. Like nothing I've ever read. I mean, even the Punisher doesn't EAT the intestines.

[Evan the Shaggy]

Just read it and man is it nasty, yet funny at the same time.

Spiderman: Oh my God, I ate my aunt and my wife! Why would I do that?

Banner: Someone hit me in the face so I can turn into the Hulk, quick! *Thor smacks him in the face with hammer* NO! IT DIDN'T WORK, I CAN'T FEEL PAIN! AAAAA! The leg's poking through my stomach, It doesn't hurt but I can feel it!"

[nihilance]

So is this the same zombie world that the UFF visited or is it just the same basic idea?

[Evan the Shaggy]

So is this the same zombie world that the UFF visited or is it just the same basic idea?

Same one, it picks up right where Ultimate FF left off.

[nihilance]

Same one, it picks up right where Ultimate FF left off.
Is the UFF arc collected in trade yet?

[Evan the Shaggy]

Is the UFF arc collected in trade yet?

Nope, but I'm waiting for it as well.

[AAlgar]

It took me a bit to figure out what was going on, not having read any sort of setup and just being dropped in mid-story. But by the second half I was loving it.

[Bandit Chimera]

is there a point to issue 1 ? if there is (other than the living dead rule the planet) then i might get it. I just can't see myself buying a book with no plot and zombies in it. i hate no plot zombie movies sooooo bad

[copypastepuke]

to the people waiting for the uff trade, you dont really need it.

pick up the issue!

[Olivier E.]

This was disgusting and it had a T+ rating, fuck you Marvel if I'm going to have nightmares, i'm going to sue you :mad:

Beautiful comic for the trashbin :(

[copypastepuke]

This was disgusting and it had a T+ rating, fuck you Marvel if I'm going to have nightmares, i'm going to sue you :mad:

Beautiful comic for the trashbin :(
for the trashbin?


i hope you aren't serious. what did you not enjoy about it? and disgusting, well, wouldnt you expect that from a comic entitled MARVEL ZOMBIES?

[Olivier E.]

for the trashbin?


i hope you aren't serious. what did you not enjoy about it? and disgusting, well, wouldnt you expect that from a comic entitled MARVEL ZOMBIES?

This was a series for Teens and Up, Walking Dead is a +18 comic and it's less gore, so I clearly didn't expect it to be so disgusting, there's a Max line for such things :no:

Not my type of comics sorry

[Kman00001]

This was a cool issue. I can't wait to see everyone go after Norrin next issue. I think the whole series will read better in one sitting.

[Briomega]

Loved this book and can't wait for the next issue to see what more Kirkman can get away with. Anyone else think Galactus is involved in this somehow? The whole thing starts with a flash in the sky and talks about a hunger taking over. With Surfer there, I was thinking this was related. Like maybe Galactus was destroyed in this universe but his hunger was dispersed and caused the zombification.

[copypastepuke]

Loved this book and can't wait for the next issue to see what more Kirkman can get away with. Anyone else think Galactus is involved in this somehow? The whole thing starts with a flash in the sky and talks about a hunger taking over. With Surfer there, I was thinking this was related. Like maybe Galactus was destroyed in this universe but his hunger was dispersed and caused the zombification.

that would be kind of cool. but who killed galactus?

[Briomega]

that would be kind of cool. but who killed galactus?

I was thinking that maybe it was the FF. That maybe in this universe the nullifier or something was used and dispersed Galactus. Just seems odd with Surfer showing up like that and a hunger that is awfully similar to Galactus' hunger also present. At first I thought it was Surfer that Mags was talking to but I'm not so sure.

[thatguylobo]

This thing was goddamn funny.

[Keith P.]

This was disgusting and it had a T+ rating, fuck you Marvel if I'm going to have nightmares, i'm going to sue you :mad:

Beautiful comic for the trashbin :(


I'm confused either...


A) You are joking.

B) You are the biggest pussy EVER.

[A.Huerta]

Wasnt it the Sentry that infected everybody? It def started in space cause he fell from the sky.

[Marcdachamp]

Wasnt it the Sentry that infected everybody? It def started in space cause he fell from the sky.
The Sentry? Was that in UFF, because I never finished that arc.

[copypastepuke]

I'm confused either...


A) You are joking.

B) You are the biggest pussy EVER.
bwhahahhahaha

[A.Huerta]

The Sentry? Was that in UFF, because I never finished that arc.

It was in UFF. The Avengers found him in a crater and then the zombie Sentry attacked them.

[Olivier E.]

I'm confused either...


A) You are joking.

B) You are the biggest pussy EVER.

I get nightmares :surrend:

I'm european you know, love & peace, violence=evil :grope:

[Ben]

Wasnt it the Sentry that infected everybody? It def started in space cause he fell from the sky.
I thought he fell out of a dimensional portal that opened in the sky. That kind of makes sense, since I think the Sentry in that panel was originally supposed to be colored red & blue like Superman.

[Jason California]

Except these Zombies ain't dumb. Which is a pretty unique take all around, right? (I guess Millar came up with that bit, but still....


I just got Walking Dead Volume one and think it was great. From what I understand the zombie start getting inteligent later on in the series don they ?

[Ben]

I just got Walking Dead Volume one and think it was great. From what I understand the zombie start getting inteligent later on in the series don they ?
No

[Jason California]

No
thanks.

[NATE!]

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/9079/alive8mo.jpg

[changingshades]

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/9079/alive8mo.jpg
brilliant

so am I the only one that thought a lot of the silouettes look like they were drawn by John McCrea?