Are old people really attracted to Jenifu?

[alexlannin]

I say yes.

[DaGetHighKnight]

She's like really nice and smart, so yeah.

[jason hissong]

Funny.


And really, I'm thinking her attractiveness breaks age distinction.

-jason

[Black Roman]

Funny.


And really, I'm thinking her attractiveness breaks age distinction.

-jason


Oh yeah . . .

[Gregory]

Sure.

Because they have Alzheimer's and think they're talking to Amelia Earhart.

[deadboy]

I need a pictoral... I mean pics!

[Black Roman]

Man Jenifu is going to have alot of mailbombs to send.

[alexlannin]

I need a pictoral... I mean pics!
http://www.azeecon-lwf.com/lwf/development/images/old-lady.jpg

[Joshzilla]

http://www.azeecon-lwf.com/lwf/development/images/old-lady.jpg

Damn, this picture of Jenifu sets my nipples all a-tingle!

[Wagon]

as I am pretty sure she is younger than me, I now feel quite old indeed. :p

[Jacob Lyon Goddard]

it think she's purdy, and i'm not all that old

[Joshzilla]

as I am pretty sure she is younger than me, I now feel quite old indeed. :p

Dude, your age is only like the square root of her age divided by two. No worries. And don't worry, you can't do square roots on an abacus, so she has no idea what I'm talking aboiut...

[jenifu]

Sure.

Because they have Alzheimer's and think they're talking to Amelia Earhart.

they ARE talking to amelia earhart.

(shhhhh. it's a secret. if you keep it on the dl, i might sign and send you my aviator goggles.)

[deadboy]

http://www.azeecon-lwf.com/lwf/development/images/old-lady.jpg
=
http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/image.php?u=1613&dateline=1131935079?

Wow, that avatar pic has been HIGHLY modified.

[alexlannin]

as I am pretty sure she is younger than me, I now feel quite old indeed. :p
Just because you look like this in the mirror:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Ashes_urn.jpg
doesn't mean you should feel old....
how do you type anyway?

[justjeffery]

I'm old and I think she's beautiful.

[Wagon]

Just because you look like this in the mirror:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Ashes_urn.jpg
doesn't mean you should feel old....
how do you type anyway?


ghost fingers! spoooooky....

[jenifu]

Man Jenifu is going to have alot of mailbombs to send.

yes. yes i do.

and as i am old, decrepit, and dessicated, you have NO idea how long it's going to take me to moisten all of these stamps and affix them to the boxes.

(...wait. you say there are self-stick postage stamps?)

[jenifu]

http://www.azeecon-lwf.com/lwf/development/images/old-lady.jpg

fuck. i totally just inhaled coffee into my frontal lobe.


Damn, this picture of Jenifu sets my nipples all a-tingle!

...aaaaaaand then threw it up again.

[alexlannin]

yes. yes i do.

and as i am old, decrepit, and dessicated, you have NO idea how long it's going to take me to moisten all of these stamps and affix them to the boxes.

(...wait. you say there are self-stick postage stamps?)
And they don't have to be sent by donkey, pigeon, or bottle...AMAZING!

[CapnChaos]

I think she's purty, but I don't know if I quite qualify as "old" yet.

[Taxman]

. . .

[PeterSparker]

Are old people really attracted to Jenifu?


From one old timer to another let me say, YES! 8)

[jenifu]

it think she's purdy, and i'm not all that old

like jeffery, tghk, jhiss, gryphon, and various other kind souls, you are ALSO not getting a mailbomb, but a kitten with a pink satin bow on.

(i may even throw in a ben rosen. i mean, it IS the holiday season.)

[Joshzilla]

Granny Jenifu, can I have a kitten attached to a bomb? Please!

[Taki Soma]

like jeffery, tghk, jhiss, gryphon, and various other kind souls, you are ALSO not getting a mailbomb, but a kitten with a pink satin bow on.

(i may even throw in a ben rosen. i mean, it IS the holiday season.)
I think you're purdy.

send me a kitten now.

[alexlannin]

like jeffery, tghk, jhiss, gryphon, and various other kind souls, you are ALSO not getting a mailbomb, but a kitten with a pink satin bow on.

(i may even throw in a ben rosen. i mean, it IS the holiday season.)
I'm sure Goddard's earned an pre-moistened envelope with a dusty mailbomb in it for something...

[Olivier E.]

I prtoected you, i called him Goodman :( *





*if you don't get it, ask Amy :mad:

[Jacob Lyon Goddard]

like jeffery, tghk, jhiss, gryphon, and various other kind souls, you are ALSO not getting a mailbomb, but a kitten with a pink satin bow on.

(i may even throw in a ben rosen. i mean, it IS the holiday season.)
i'd rather get a jenifu in a pink satin bow.....

[alexlannin]

Granny Jenifu, can I have a kitten attached to a bomb? Please!
Hey now! How's she going to understand adhesive tape? It doesn't come with large lettered instructions!

[Black Roman]

like jeffery, tghk, jhiss, gryphon, and various other kind souls, you are ALSO not getting a mailbomb, but a kitten with a pink satin bow on.

(i may even throw in a ben rosen. i mean, it IS the holiday season.)


YEA!!!! I Will love it and hug it and call it george . . . whoops got my thoughts mixed up.

[Mr. E!]

As one of the bigger fossils on the board, I would like to say that I find Jenifu very attractive. Sure, she's cute as a button, but her personality tips it over into attractive-ville: population: Jenifu!

[jenifu]

Wow, that avatar pic has been HIGHLY modified.

photoshop is my friend. i mean, if jonnyz can eradicate all three of his nipples...

[Jacob Lyon Goddard]

I'm sure Goddard's earned an pre-moistened envelope with a dusty mailbomb in it for something...
i've just stopped openning packages altogether

[jenifu]

From one old timer to another let me say, YES! 8)

i'm just going to bring your kitten to new york with me, keith. :heart:

[Joshzilla]

i've just stopped openning packages altogether

Gone celibate?

[Brian Defferding]

If I ever met Jenifu, I would be in big, big trouble. :)

[jenifu]

I think you're purdy.

send me a kitten now.

shall i make it a girl, so that you have a good feline superteam, once you include xander?!?

[Your Pal, Carl]

If you need any help with those mail bombs, I know a guy... :shifty:

[jenifu]

I prtoected you, i called him Goodman :( *

*if you don't get it, ask Amy :mad:

hmmm. i'm a little concerned about the cost of trans-atlantic postage, however. (and kittens ARE terribly perishable.)

[PeterSparker]

i'm just going to bring your kitten to new york with me, keith. :heart:


*swoon*








-take that suckers!!!

:heart:

[alexlannin]

*swoon*








-take that suckers!!!

:heart:
Your name's not Peter?
I feel so used...

[jason hissong]

As one of the bigger fossils on the board, I would like to say that I find Jenifu very attractive. Sure, she's cute as a button, but her personality tips it over into attractive-ville: population: Jenifu!



Truth.


And I'm on the younger side and I agree.

Soemday she's going to make some sonofabitch realize what he's been missing all his life.

-j

[jenifu]

Your name's not Peter?
I feel so used...

HA!!! it's no mailbomb, but i'll take what i kin git!!!

*adhesive tapes mailbomb to lannin's head*

[alexlannin]

HA!!! it's no mailbomb, but i'll take what i kin git!!!

*adhesive tapes mailbomb to lannin's head*
Dammit! I have an interview soon...does it at least look like hair?

[twigglet]

I'm 15.

So most of you are old compared to me.

I feel safe that hopfully a lot of you will die before me.

[PeterSparker]

Your name's not Peter?
I feel so used...

yeah, I get that a lot

both the name thing, and the making people feel used thing

[Black Roman]

I'm 15.

So most of you are old compared to me.

I feel safe that hopfully a lot of you will die before me.


wow, i'm not the youngest person here. Phew.

[AAlgar]

Heh. I have started a revolution.

[jenifu]

I'm 15.

So most of you are old compared to me.

I feel safe that hopfully a lot of you will die before me.

MAILBOMB!

[jenifu]

Heh. I have started a revolution.

now you have something else to check off your list, methuselah, besides the 'girls with glasses' thread. :grin:

[AAlgar]

now you have something else to check off your list, methuselah, besides the 'girls with glasses' thread. :grin:

Hey, did you see some guy just turned 41? Even WE'RE not that old!

[Taki Soma]

shall i make it a girl, so that you have a good feline superteam, once you include xander?!?

neutered / spayed, so it doesn't matter ;-)

[jenifu]

neutered / spayed, so it doesn't matter ;-)

but...for balance and aesthetics, you know? and matching, yet slightly different, color-coordinated capes!!!

[Taki Soma]

but...for balance and aesthetics, you know? and matching, yet slightly different, color-coordinated capes!!!
I want one with wings.

I'll call it Pega-cat

[wh park]

If by old you mean healthy males in their early 30s then yes they do find her attractive :D

[jenifu]

If by old you mean healthy males in their early 30s then yes they do find her attractive :D

*checks off 'kitten' next to your name*

[t00lverine]

These "old" women, as they are referred to elsewhere, are either at or just reaching their sexual prime. "Old" women rule!

[jenifu]

These "old" women, as they are referred to elsewhere, are either at or just reaching their sexual prime. "Old" women rule!

okay. you get, like, five fucking kittens.

for your youthful enthusiasm. AND for vouching for my libido.

[Keith P.]

Old people only like Jenifu because she tastes like Horehound candy.


http://www.vallefudgeworks.com/shopping%20cart%201/Horehound%20%20-%20Natural.jpg

[Xander Boune]

Jennifu is the bee's knees.

[t00lverine]

okay. you get, like, five fucking kittens.

for your youthful enthusiasm. AND for vouching for my libido.

Hehe, I'm about a decade older than my age.

[Mr. E!]

Old people only like Jenifu because she tastes like Horehound candy.


http://www.vallefudgeworks.com/shopping%20cart%201/Horehound%20%20-%20Natural.jpg
And you know this how? :scared:

[AAlgar]

Old people only like Jenifu because she tastes like Horehound candy.


http://www.vallefudgeworks.com/shopping%20cart%201/Horehound%20%20-%20Natural.jpg

Ooh, they're SANDED.

[jenifu]

Old people only like Jenifu because she tastes like Horehound candy.

http://www.vallefudgeworks.com/shopping%20cart%201/Horehound%20%20-%20Natural.jpg

i know you don't need a damned kitten, keith, so i'm just going to tell you that i fucking love you.

and also, that nothing helps one keep one's youthful appearance more than being licked by senior citizens. seriously.

[Keith P.]

i know you don't need a damned kitten, keith, so i'm just going to tell you that i fucking love you.

and also, that nothing helps one keep one's youthful appearance more than being licked by senior citizens. seriously.



I hear their bacteria infested saliva produces an effect much like botox.

Just lie down in any cafeteria style resteraunt and they will lick the wrinkles away.

[Mr. E!]

I hear their bacteria infested saliva produces an effect much like botox.

Just lie down in any cafeteria style resteraunt and they will lick the wrinkles away.

I repeat: You know this how? :mistrust: