Return of Kubiak

[Howlett]

And where will you be when I conquer Ireland and MAKE YOU STAY THERE FOREVER?
Dude, conquering Ireland is like convincing a Lemming to run off a cliff, it's not like it's a difficult thing to do :roll:

Anyone with access to a keg could conquer this shithole :lol:

And you can try keep me here all you like, not going to happen mate :twisted:

[Angel of Distraction]

Dude, conquering Ireland is like convincing a Lemming to run off a cliff, it's not like it's a difficult thing to do :roll:

Anyone with access to a keg could conquer this shithole :lol:

And you can try keep me here all you like, not going to happen mate :twisted:

Your skeleton will lie in Ireland forever.

And nice, a lemming reference.

[Howlett]

Your skeleton will lie in Ireland forever.

And nice, a lemming reference.
Hey, my skeleton lying anywhere will be a long time in coming mate. I have far too many people I need to outlive first :p

And would you believe, that lemming reference was completely not on purpose? It was the first thing that came to mind :lol:

[Angel of Distraction]

Hey, my skeleton lying anywhere will be a long time in coming mate. I have far too many people I need to outlive first :p

And would you believe, that lemming reference was completely not on purpose? It was the first thing that came to mind :lol:

That is hard to beleive. Very hard. LIAR!

[Angel of Distraction]

New rules for comic cons

the following activities will get you shot
1. Asking for a commision of Wolverine
2. Asking for a commission of anyone naked
3. wearing a costume from star wars if you are more than fifty percent overweight, unless it's Jabba the Pizza Hut
4. Bumping little kids out of the way of comic boxes

5. Stand up straight when going through comics. You look like a fucking moron, digging your nose into the boxes like that

6. The ladies are not there because they like you. They are getting paid oodles to put up with you. Act like an adult
7. Marvel doesn't really care. DC doesn't really care. NO ONE CARES about your amatuerish "idea" about giving the Hulk lasers and pitting him against an iron man with a particle cannon

[Howlett]

That is hard to beleive. Very hard. LIAR!
Pfft, like I care if you find it hard to believe :p

[Howlett]

New rules for comic cons

the following activities will get you shot
1. Asking for a commision of Wolverine
2. Asking for a commission of anyone naked
3. wearing a costume from star wars if you are more than fifty percent overweight, unless it's Jabba the Pizza Hut
4. Bumping little kids out of the way of comic boxes

5. Stand up straight when going through comics. You look like a fucking moron, digging your nose into the boxes like that

6. The ladies are not there because they like you. They are getting paid oodles to put up with you. Act like an adult
7. Marvel doesn't really care. DC doesn't really care. NO ONE CARES about your amatuerish "idea" about giving the Hulk lasers and pitting him against an iron man with a particle cannon
Got something on your mind there Auron? :lol:

[Angel of Distraction]

Got something on your mind there Auron? :lol:

Only you, baby. DUmp Tibb and let's run away.

[Howlett]

Only you, baby. DUmp Tibb and let's run away.
I've got several extremely sharp knives that say you might want to rethink that request :p

[jason hissong]

back from work, kids, what'd i miss?

[Angel of Distraction]

I've got several extremely sharp knives that say you might want to rethink that request :p

I likes the pain.:grope:

[Howlett]

back from work, kids, what'd i miss?
Not a great deal as a matter of fact :)

[Howlett]

I likes the pain.:grope:
You're a foolish, foolish man then :)

[jason hissong]

sweet.


nice to know i didn't miss a bunch.


found out today i get 700 dollars back from my government.

God Bless You! Uncle Sam!

[Howlett]

:lol: Thats great Jason :D

[jason hissong]

too bad it's all already spent. but it will be nice to vault myself to damn near completion of one of my financial goals.

[Howlett]

Yeah, I imagine it would be. The fact that I have to take out a loan for Chicago is kinda pissing me off, but if I don't..... :?

Ah, being in debt. The only way to go :surrend:

[jason hissong]

Sorry if I trigger a nerve here, but, uh, why don't you get a job?

[Howlett]

Not triggering a nerve, it's a valid question. You weren't here for my rants about this.

I've been looking for a job for quite a while now. I've actually handed around so many CVs and applications that I gave up on going around anymore to places, since I'd just be blanketing the same places all over again (not sure about where you are, but employers HATE it when people do that here) so I phone for jobs now, hence why I'm around here as much as I am. I don't have to leave the house for the most part. Just when I go training, and for interviews when I get them.

The problem here is we've had SOOOOO many refugee's come into the country over the last couple of years that most employers won't hire Irish staff (which is hilarious, because the same employers will bitch about not having Irish staff too) since they can pay the refugee's next to nothing. Thats actually one of the reasons I've seriously considered emigrating to the statres, but these days thats next to impossible.

[jason hissong]

Fair enough.

Sometimes I forget that different countries have different problems than mine.

But I hope something emerges for you soon.

[Howlett]

Me too man, believe me :(

I HATE not working. I need to work or I go nuts. Seriously. I've been working since I was 14, it's in me to be working :mad:

[changingshades]

So the thing about erica

she's such a bigger nerd than I am, but she's also a hot chick

god totally hates me

[changingshades]

anyway, yeah, so you guys like my roomie?

[Howlett]

Dude, you're roommate is great. She seems really cool :)

Glad you brought her here. It's nice to have someone to slap you around from time to time ;)

[changingshades]

Dude, you're roommate is great. She seems really cool :)

Glad you brought her here. It's nice to have someone to slap you around from time to time ;)
seriously, she doesn't exist

I'm totally posting under 2 different names :D

[Your Pal, Carl]

anyway, yeah, so you guys like my roomie?
She did a good job of hiding her girl parts in that Blue Beetle costume. That's all I got. :?

[changingshades]

She did a good job of hiding her girl parts in that Blue Beetle costume. That's all I got. :?
the muscle suit did wonders

[Adam Witt]

Hey people. What's goin' on?

[Evan the Shaggy]

Y'know I wish I had more friends who were into comics and other "geek" stuff. Its not like I can spring up a conversation at a party like, "Watchmen kicked ass! LET'S GET PISSED!"

[Your Pal, Carl]

Y'know I wish I had more friends who were into comics and other "geek" stuff. Its not like I can spring up a conversation at a party like, "Watchmen kicked ass! LET'S GET PISSED!"
I hear ya. The only friends I have that read comics are on here. :?

[Evan the Shaggy]

I hear ya. The only friends I have that read comics are on here. :?

Yeah don't even get me started on trying to find a girlfriend who's even remotely interested in comics or any of that. I think in most of my relationships, its kind of just sprung up in conversation or whenever they saw my room. Sometimes when I bring a girl back from the bar......yeah, thats a lot of fun. :D

[Your Pal, Carl]

Yeah don't even get me started on trying to find a girlfriend who's even remotely interested in comics or any of that. I think in most of my relationships, its kind of just sprung up in conversation or whenever they saw my room. Sometimes when I bring a girl back from the bar......yeah, thats a lot of fun. :D
Instead of bringing girls back from the bar, you should bring them back from conventions. :)

[Evan the Shaggy]

Instead of bringing girls back from the bar, you should bring them back from conventions. :)

Just find me one and I'll try it. :lol:

[Your Pal, Carl]

Just find me one and I'll try it. :lol:
a con or a girl. :D

[Howlett]

I hate my fucking computer :mad:

It crashed a while ago before I could say goodbye properly :mad:

And now I'm back for a while :?

So, what'd I miss? :dunno:

[Howlett]

By the way, G? When you read this? That sig thing of yours that attempts to wind me up? I forgot to point out, it's wrong.

I was born in 1984, never said I was living in Ireland ince then though ;)

I was born in England and spent a few years there before moving?

How many?

You'll never know :p

Your sig thingie is useless :cool:

[Adam Witt]

By the way, G? When you read this? That sig thing of yours that attempts to wind me up? I forgot to point out, it's wrong.

I was born in 1984, never said I was living in Ireland ince then though ;)

I was born in England and spent a few years there before moving?

How many?

You'll never know :p

Your sig thingie is useless :cool:

HOWLOWNED!

[Your Pal, Carl]

By the way, G? When you read this? That sig thing of yours that attempts to wind me up? I forgot to point out, it's wrong.

I was born in 1984, never said I was living in Ireland ince then though ;)

I was born in England and spent a few years there before moving?

How many?

You'll never know :p

Your sig thingie is useless :cool:
Not like anyone will care. :dunno:
But since I'm wrong, let's make your fictional suffering even longer, shall we? ;)

[Your Pal, Carl]

HOWLOWNED!
Not so much. :cool:

[Howlett]

HOWLOWNED!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Howlett]

Not like anyone will care. :dunno:
But since I'm wrong, let's make your fictional suffering even longer, shall we? ;)
Yes, because my fictional suffering causes me SOOOO much discomfort :p

[Your Pal, Carl]

Yes, because my fictional suffering causes me SOOOO much discomfort :p
You're still there though, right? :p

[Howlett]

You're still there though, right? :p
I hate you Carl :mad:

[Your Pal, Carl]

I hate you Carl :mad:
Carlowned!

[Howlett]

Carlowned!
Not quite, but I will remember this :evil:

[Howlett]

I'm gone guys. I only meant to log on to say a proper good night when I came back but I've been too wired to go to sleep.

I gotta crash now, see ya when I see ya :)

[Olivier E.]

Itz's snowing, won't be able to leave the house again :mad:

[Sir Erudite Gav]

Itz's snowing, won't be able to leave the house again :mad:

Are you allergic to snow?

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

I miss snow. So much better than raining ALL THE FUCKING TIME!!!

[Sir Erudite Gav]

I miss snow. So much better than raining ALL THE FUCKING TIME!!!

Oh we have that too.

And now it's sunny. :?

[Your Pal, Carl]

I miss snow. So much better than raining ALL THE FUCKING TIME!!!
rain is the reason I didn't go to school tonight.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Oh we have that too.

And now it's sunny. :?
Reason number #5,198 that I hate Hawaii: We've gotten about 200 inches of rain in the last two weeks. And it's like that all damn year.

[Olivier E.]

Are you allergic to snow?

No, I wanted to go to town, to buy some mangas and some comics, but as it's snowing and cold, Zoe doesn't let me leave the house :miffed:

[Sir Erudite Gav]

No, I wanted to go to town, to buy some mangas and some comics, but as it's snowing and cold, Zoe doesn't let me leave the house :miffed:

It's melted here already, which is good. I can go into town myself now.

[Olivier E.]

It's melted here already, which is good. I can go into town myself now.

Here too :D

[amy]

g'night.

[JABSEN]

*cough*

[Olivier E.]

*cough*

you're sick too? :(

[JABSEN]

you're sick too? :(Nah, I just had nothin' ta say

[Olivier E.]

Nah, I just had nothin' ta say

oky doky


*vroom vroom*


It's sammich time :drool:

[Howlett]

I have been awake for 22 hours and 27 minutes............ for god sake, someone entertain me :neutral:

[chris page]

oky doky


*vroom vroom*


It's sammich time :drool:


dammit! i want a sammich!! :mad:

[JABSEN]

I have been awake for 22 hours and 27 minutes............ for god sake, someone entertain me :neutral:*recites alphabet backwards in Danish*

[Howlett]

*recites alphabet backwards in Danish*
Okay, thats helping :lol:

[chris page]

taking a quick break from working on my little anthology book, possible mini comic..

sorry, no entertainment here at the moment. but in a few months? you will be ENTERTAINED

[Howlett]

taking a quick break from working on my little anthology book, possible mini comic..

sorry, no entertainment here at the moment. but in a few months? you will be ENTERTAINED
Pffft, what good is a few months? :miffed:

I need entertainment NOW dammit :mad:

Or painkillers. Lots and lots of painkillers :surrend:

[chris page]

Pffft, what good is a few months? :miffed:

I need entertainment NOW dammit :mad:

Or painkillers. Lots and lots of painkillers :surrend:


i have a large sized bottle of alleve, but the wormhole in space/time apparently goes to england not ireland. sorry..

:surrend:

[Howlett]

i have a large sized bottle of alleve, but the wormhole in space/time apparently goes to england not ireland. sorry..

:surrend:
God damn, mother fucking England screwing Ireland with it's pants on again :mad:

Urgh, this place needs to be busier :(

Where are my dancing monkey's? :shifty:

[Olivier E.]

dammit! i want a sammich!! :mad:

too late :blurp:

[JABSEN]

God damn, mother fucking England screwing Ireland with it's pants on again :mad:

Urgh, this place needs to be busier :(

Where are my dancing monkey's? :shifty:http://www.bubblegumclub.com/pages/mov/monk.html

[AAlgar]

dammit! i want a sammich!! :mad:

Dammit, Jammet!

[Howlett]

http://www.bubblegumclub.com/pages/mov/monk.html
Okay, I will admit, THAT is fucking funny to me right now :lol:

[JABSEN]

Where is everybody?

[Howlett]

Where is everybody?
I don't know :(

[Sir Erudite Gav]

I don't know :(

Neither do I. :shifty:

[Evan the Shaggy]

Its 8 in the morning. Go back to sleep or get a job, or do more work at said job. :lol:

[Howlett]

Neither do I. :shifty:
I don't believe you :mistrust:

[Mike Haseloff]

:puffing chest out:

This looks like a job for Wonderbra... er, I mean, SUPERMAN!

[JABSEN]

Its 8 in the morning. Go back to sleep or get a job, or do more work at said job. :lol:Does...not...compute

[Howlett]

Its 8 in the morning. Go back to sleep or get a job, or do more work at said job. :lol:
It's quarter past one here.

[Sir Erudite Gav]

do more work at said job. :lol:

You really don't know me do you?

[Mike Haseloff]

It's quarter past one here.It's ten to midnight here.


When the clock strikes twelve, and it's officially the first, I'm updating my blog and then going to bed. :cool:

[Olivier E.]

Where is everybody?

In Bed :(

it's snowing again :miffed:

[Sir Erudite Gav]

In Bed :(

it's snowing again :miffed:

Heh, here too.

Though I can't go back to bed. :mad:

[Olivier E.]

It's ten to midnight here.


When the clock strikes twelve, and it's officially the first, I'm updating my blog and then going to bed. :cool:

hey, you're a whiner now :lol:

[Howlett]

24 hours and 19 minutes and it's only NOW I'm starting to drift off :surrend:

I'm off, hopefully won't be back until tonight.

Later.

[Olivier E.]

FM 2006 news:
Called richard wright from Ipswich as a replacement for a game against Finnland, damn bitch refused, saying that he isn't a second rate fiddle to anyone :mad:
After the game, The Guardian interviewed me and I said I won't select him as long as I'm manager of England :mad:
The Ipswich manager sent him to reserve team, I'm the best there is :Pimp:

[SimiBoyz]

The snow storm and cold snap is expected to hit here tonight. :boogie:




That's just me trying to keep warm - It's not dancing!!!!

[amy]

morning

[chris page]

morning


Amy!

:wave:

[Olivier E.]

morning

evening :spidey:

me am cooking :)

[jason hissong]

what's shaking peeps?

[SimiBoyz]

what's shaking peeps?

Me.

It's fecking freezing.

[jason hissong]

blankets man. and layers and layers of clothes.

[SimiBoyz]

blankets man. and layers and layers of clothes.

Done and done.

[jason hissong]

you could make a fire out of your comics.

[SimiBoyz]

you could make a fire out of your comics.

I could, but the sticks and coal would be better methinks. :)










Bye Amy. :wave:

[Taxman]

and I'll give Howlett some props in the Kubiak Thread as well

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=57878

[Olivier E.]

and I'll give Howlett some props in the Kubiak Thread as well

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=57878

sweet :)

[Howlett]

and I'll give Howlett some props in the Kubiak Thread as well

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=57878
Thanks mate, I appreciate it. But there's no need. I was glad yo get you something :)

[kubiak]

Hey, what's going on?

Uhm... that is to say, I've got to be going shortly. As in, like, a couple minutes.


So yeah... uhm... good to see you. I guess... uh, I guess I should be going. You know, don't want to be late for... eating. And stuff! Yeah, eating... and stuff...?

If only I didn't have to type out all those rap lyrics for Howly's PMs! Why do you make me waste so much effort and time typing those out?! WHY!?

[Howlett]

"And stuff"? I'm intrigued :)

And why must you always blame me? :(

[kubiak]

"And stuff"? I'm intrigued :)

And why must you always blame me? :(
I'm not blaming you! I'm expalining where all my posting time went!


Quoting hip hop for Howly.

[kubiak]

Damn! I gotsta go! See y'all later!

[Howlett]

I'm not blaming you! I'm expalining where all my posting time went!


Quoting hip hop for Howly.
Can't you post some post modern literature instead? :(

:p

[Howlett]

Damn! I gotsta go! See y'all later!
Weeeeeeeell damn :neutral:

Later Kube :wave:

[kubiak]

Can't you post some post modern literature instead? :(

:p
That's what I've been doing! :x

[Howlett]

That's what I've been doing! :x
LIES!!! :mad:

[Taxman]

LIES!!! :mad:You will believe a duck can lie.

[Howlett]

You will believe a duck can lie.
:lol:

[jason hissong]

how is everyone, tonight?

[Taxman]

What is the difference between a shot gun and Goddard working one of his threads?


A shot gun gets locked and loaded, Goddard and his thread get loaded and locked.

[jason hissong]

Funny.


I heart me some Goddard, but that's funny.

Also- why'd you choose Taxman? Do you do taxes?

[Evan the Shaggy]

how is everyone, tonight?

Doing all right, I'm a little thirsty. Think I'll get a glass of milk or something.

[jason hissong]

Doing all right, I'm a little thirsty. Think I'll get a glass of milk or something.


I'm so pissed we don't have any milk in my house! I was going to get some, but then we don't have any, which means I can't have cereal tomorrow either.

[Taxman]

Do you do taxes?Yes

[RED!]

What is the difference between a shot gun and Goddard working one of his threads?


A shot gun gets locked and loaded, Goddard and his thread get loaded and locked.
creative i like it. :rofl:

[Howlett]

What is the difference between a shot gun and Goddard working one of his threads?


A shot gun gets locked and loaded, Goddard and his thread get loaded and locked.
Ha, Goddards a laugh, but I have to laugh at this.

Sorry Goddard :lol:

[Jacob Lyon Goddard]

What is the difference between a shot gun and Goddard working one of his threads?


A shot gun gets locked and loaded, Goddard and his thread get loaded and locked.
that's clever

[Howlett]

And the thread get's busy :cool:

[RED!]

Goddard's name was mentioned what do you expect?

[Howlett]

that's clever
Speak of the devil :D

Hey man, how're things?

[jason hissong]

i like it busy

[Howlett]

Goddard's name was mentioned what do you expect?
:lol:

He is to mentions of his name, what I am to mentions of beer :lol:

[RED!]

:lol:

He is to mentions of his name, what I am to mentions of beer :lol:

you is to beer as drunk is to english.

[Taxman]

I'm so pissed we don't have any milk in my house! I was going to get some, but then we don't have any, which means I can't have cereal tomorrow either.A little while back, my kids spent the night at my mother-in-law's house and she had nothing for breakfast for them. I was not amused.

[Howlett]

you is to beer as drunk is to english.
Oh yeah? Well YOU is to...... is to...... *head asplodes*

[Evan the Shaggy]

I'm so pissed we don't have any milk in my house! I was going to get some, but then we don't have any, which means I can't have cereal tomorrow either.

Thats why I'm glad there's a 7/11 a mile away, easy access.

[jason hissong]

A little while back, my kids spent the night at my mother-in-law's house and she had nothing for breakfast for them. I was not amused.


Yeah, I'd be pissed about something like that as well.

[jason hissong]

Thats why I'm glad there's a 7/11 a mile away, easy access.



I could go to the gas station up the street, but I'm too tired and have no cash on me.

[Evan the Shaggy]

I could go to the gas station up the street, but I'm too tired and have no cash on me.

Plus I wouldnt trust a gas station for milk.

[Taxman]

that's cleverI guess you have special software for this sort of thing.

[jason hissong]

Plus I wouldnt trust a gas station for milk.


Why not? A place like the QT? Man, the QT is like a mini grocery store that pumps gas.

Just check the dates, like I would in a normal store.

[Evan the Shaggy]

Why not? A place like the QT? Man, the QT is like a mini grocery store that pumps gas.

Just check the dates, like I would in a normal store.

Oh yeah those are good, the gas stations around me are pretty terrible when it comes to cold drinks.

[jason hissong]

Ah, this makes more sense to me now. Understandable.

So, anyone got good tips on how to transition to working the graveyard shift?

[Evan the Shaggy]

Where do you work?

[Howlett]

So, anyone got good tips on how to transition to working the graveyard shift?
I'd exhaust myself a few days before hand and make sure I sleep during the day for a couple of days and that should do it fine enough. I've worked nights for nearly 10 years though, so I find it easy.

[jason hissong]

Well, starting tomorrow I'm working at the casino. Three days of orientation.

Starting midnight Saturday, I'll be dealing some blackjack and various other table games.

[Yossarian]

Ah, this makes more sense to me now. Understandable.

So, anyone got good tips on how to transition to working the graveyard shift?
Are you starting the shift tonight?

[jason hissong]

Are you starting the shift tonight?


Saturday.

[Evan the Shaggy]

Well, starting tomorrow I'm working at the casino. Three days of orientation.

Starting midnight Saturday, I'll be dealing some blackjack and various other table games.

Thats awesome! Its probably going to take a week or two of adjusting, but I suggest working out more just to make it so that it'll be easier to go to sleep when you have to. The first night's probably gonna be a killer though.

[Yossarian]

I'd exhaust myself a few days before hand and make sure I sleep during the day for a couple of days and that should do it fine enough. I've worked nights for nearly 10 years though, so I find it easy.

This is close to my plan. I'd just force myself to stay awake all night and then go to sleep during the day like you will on your shift and wake up when you would normally. After a couple of days, you're golden! I recently did the opposite of this to switch from nights back to days.

[jason hissong]

Thats awesome! Its probably going to take a week or two of adjusting, but I suggest working out more just to make it so that it'll be easier to go to sleep when you have to. The first night's probably gonna be a killer though.



Yes. Unfortunately I also have a part time job that I need to schedule in as well. Although I'm a bit sick of it at this point, so we'll see.

[Howlett]

Welcome to the thread Yossarian :beer:

[jason hissong]

What Howlett said :cheers:

Anyone who quotes Catch-22 in both screen name and sig can't be all that bad.