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Justin.Strange
11-18-2005, 12:53 PM
Jessica Simpson has branded sister Ashlee "stupid" after she allegedly almost burnt her house down. The sexy star was overheard bitching about her younger pop star sister to her mother, Tina, at a recent awards show, in New York.

According to America's New York Post newspaper, as she walked down the red carpet, Jessica was overheard saying: "Mum, Ashlee is so stupid. She left the popcorn in the microwave and almost burned the house down." The 'Dukes Of Hazzard' beauty has also been voicing her concern about Ashlee's wild partying.

And to think Ashlee Simpson topped the charts with her latest stupid album. At least, her boobies distract us from her hideous face.

http://www.yeeeah.com/photos/uncategorized/jbp617ashleesimpson012wt.jpg
http://www.yeeeah.com/photos/uncategorized/jbp619ashleesimpson035fv.jpg
http://www.yeeeah.com/photos/uncategorized/jbp618ashleesimpson024dn.jpg
http://www.yeeeah.com/photos/uncategorized/jbp620ashleesimpson043ia.jpg

james michael
11-18-2005, 12:56 PM
that BITCH!
:x

LenNWallace
11-18-2005, 01:03 PM
:rofl:

copypastepuke
11-18-2005, 01:03 PM
umm... it says on teh cover of blender that she overcomes obstacles, shirts.

is that obstacles and shirts? or obstacles that are shirts?

if it is obstacles and shirts.... WHAT FUCKING OBSTACLE HAS SHE EVER HAD TO OVERCOME?

RebootedCorpse
11-18-2005, 01:05 PM
When Jessica Simpson's calling you stupid....damn....

Matt Jay
11-18-2005, 01:05 PM
Because someone had to do it...

http://img52.exs.cx/img52/8140/pot1.jpg

CraigM
11-18-2005, 01:06 PM
When Jessica Simpson's calling you stupid....damn....

:lol:

Craig

Merle, Son of Boobah
11-18-2005, 01:07 PM
youre stupid

no youre stupid

no you

you!

ashlee and jessica start pulling each other's hair wearing there sexy pajamas. the fight continues out into the hallway and into the bathroom. in all the ruckuss the shower gets *accidentally* turned on and they both become soaked while each is struggling to pin the other to make her submit. as jessica pins ashlee to the floor of the shower, ashlee gently cranes her neck upwards and applies a firm kiss to jessicas lips.

jordan michael
11-18-2005, 01:07 PM
not attractive

RebootedCorpse
11-18-2005, 01:09 PM
Gosh, I sure hope they don't get into one of those fights where all Jessica's clothes get torn off...

james michael
11-18-2005, 01:10 PM
i wonder how many times johnny z has spanked it to that magazine so far...

CapnChaos
11-18-2005, 01:11 PM
Pot... kettle... black...
*hrm*

And I think Ashlee's pretty good lookin', myself. I don't want to see her dance, though. ;)

half guard
11-18-2005, 01:20 PM
who cares if she's stupid. she's yummy.

ihategravity
11-18-2005, 05:03 PM
Butt--er--face!

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
11-18-2005, 05:06 PM
I don't care.

I'd still do her.

Allen Y
11-18-2005, 05:13 PM
So to sum up: Jessica has the beauty, the talent, and the brains.

Way to go, Ashlee. You're a winner.

Allen

PhilipClark
11-18-2005, 06:17 PM
Hello. Mr. Pot? This is Mr. Kettle. You're BLACK!

JLA4Ellis
11-19-2005, 01:13 AM
umm... it says on teh cover of blender that she overcomes obstacles, shirts.

is that obstacles and shirts? or obstacles that are shirts?

if it is obstacles and shirts.... WHAT FUCKING OBSTACLE HAS SHE EVER HAD TO OVERCOME?

I think they mean she has obstacles overcoming her shirts. I by God I wanna help them.

JLA

Ching├▓n
11-19-2005, 01:39 AM
she's much more attractive as a brunette.

Hil
11-19-2005, 02:29 AM
she's much more attractive as a brunette.
And smarter.

R°cketFr°g
11-19-2005, 04:30 AM
Those Blender pics are pretty good.