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TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
11-15-2005, 10:15 AM
I vote for Bon Jovi's, "I've seen a million faces and I've rocked them all!"

AAlgar
11-15-2005, 10:15 AM
"Stay away from him. He'll rip your lungs out... um... er... Jim."

SteveZegers
11-15-2005, 10:20 AM
I vote for Bon Jovi's, "I've seen a million faces and I've rocked them all!"
I think you mean "Greatest lyric ever". Easy mistake though.

badpoet
11-15-2005, 10:25 AM
"You got the touch. You got the power! YEAAHHH!"

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2670533?htv=12&htv=12 (http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2670533?htv=12&htv=12)

PhilipClark
11-15-2005, 10:26 AM
I vote for Bon Jovi's, "I've seen a million faces and I've rocked them all!"

He's a cowboy...from Jersey.

Dr. Blasphemy
11-15-2005, 10:28 AM
Sorry, you all lose..worst lyrics ever.
The whole "My hump" song...fucking worst thing EVER!
And to hear my 12 year old daughter singing it in her room makes me want to hunt down every "Black Eyed Pea" and beat them with a garden hose....

TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
11-15-2005, 10:28 AM
He's a cowboy...from Jersey.
On a steel horse he riiiides. He's wanted... WANTED! Dead or aliiiiiveee.

deadboy
11-15-2005, 10:28 AM
Can I nominate the title of every single Meatloaf song?

nihilance
11-15-2005, 10:30 AM
Can I nominate the title of every single Meatloaf song?
I would do anything for love....


































































but I won't do that.

Wagon
11-15-2005, 10:30 AM
On a steel horse he riiiides. He's wanted... WANTED! Dead or aliiiiiveee.


I like how when that song was popular, it was simulcasted on every single radio station in America 24/7...

or maybe it just SEEMED like it was...

Patrick J
11-15-2005, 10:30 AM
Swear to God.

As soon as I saw this thread title, the first lyric I thought of was "I've seen a million faces and rocked 'em all."

Victor Cabanelas
11-15-2005, 10:32 AM
Pretty much any Limp Bizkit song

TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
11-15-2005, 10:34 AM
Swear to God.

As soon as I saw this thread title, the first lyric I thought of was "I've seen a million faces and rocked 'em all."
Shhh! Do you want SteveZ will scream at you too?

Victor Cabanelas
11-15-2005, 10:35 AM
"You got the touch. You got the power! YEAAHHH!"

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2670533?htv=12&htv=12 (http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2670533?htv=12&htv=12)


You mean Stan Bushīs song? You are completely out of your mind.

deadboy
11-15-2005, 10:36 AM
I would do anything for love....

but I won't do that.


That's a great one, but my fave is the ultimate white trash ballad,

"Two out of three ain't bad"

TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
11-15-2005, 10:39 AM
That's a great one, but my fave is the ultimate white trash ballad,

"Two out of three ain't bad"
"Paradise by the Dashboard Light" has some gems too. They used to play that as the last song at every middle school dance.

badpoet
11-15-2005, 10:39 AM
You mean Stan Bushīs song? You are completely out of your mind.

Those are some seriously cheesy lyrics. Whether or not the song is a classic is a different matter entirely.

Thudpucker
11-15-2005, 10:40 AM
"Like water, pinned down and abused for being strange"

Just one of the many shit-tastic lyrics from the band Live.

deadboy
11-15-2005, 10:45 AM
"Paradise by the Dashboard Light" has some gems too. They used to play that as the last song at every middle school dance.


Yeah, that's a kick ass song. A cautionary tale in the form of Rock Opera.

CapnChaos
11-15-2005, 10:46 AM
When Fred Durst rhymes a word WITH THE SAME WORD.

RyanP
11-15-2005, 10:48 AM
and beat them with a garden hose....


A garden hose filled with ballbearings?

SteveZegers
11-15-2005, 10:48 AM
How about "Girl you know it's true, ewww, ewww, ewwwew, I love you"

Los
11-15-2005, 10:58 AM
My sister's boyfriend has some pretty cheesy lyrics. I would post them, but it would probably get her bent out of shape.

TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
11-15-2005, 11:01 AM
"If you see me walking by and the tears are in my eyes
Look away, baby, look away."

PhilipClark
11-15-2005, 11:02 AM
Skyrockets in flight.

Afternoon Delight.

aaaaAAAfternoon Delight.

AAlgar
11-15-2005, 11:04 AM
I always thought "throw your hands in the air, and wave them like you just don't care" was kinda dumb. Wouldn't you want a little enthusiasm from your audience?

Dr. Blasphemy
11-15-2005, 11:05 AM
A garden hose filled with ballbearings?
Well, DUH!
:)

Victor Cabanelas
11-15-2005, 11:15 AM
Those are some seriously cheesy lyrics. Whether or not the song is a classic is a different matter entirely.

but... but...

Dr. Blasphemy
11-15-2005, 11:16 AM
Dont forget those stupid lyrics..
She loves you yeah, yeah yeah..........

PhilipClark
11-15-2005, 11:19 AM
Don't you want me, baby?

Don't you want me, oh!

Victor Cabanelas
11-15-2005, 11:24 AM
Lenny Kravitzī "Are you gonna go my way" always sounded dumb to me

Alex K.
11-15-2005, 11:26 AM
Sorry, you all lose..worst lyrics ever.
The whole "My hump" song...fucking worst thing EVER!
And to hear my 12 year old daughter singing it in her room makes me want to hunt down every "Black Eyed Pea" and beat them with a garden hose....

I'd like to beat Fergie with my "garden hose" :heybaby: [/Tibbitz]

Victor Cabanelas
11-15-2005, 11:28 AM
Wishing I...

Wishing I...

Wishing I was there...

Wishing I...

Wishing I...

Wishing I was there with you

ihategravity
11-15-2005, 11:38 AM
"Lookin' at this photograph....
Everytime it makes me laugh"


Say Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!

GelfXIII
11-15-2005, 11:45 AM
Cheesiest lyric ever... hands down.

Such a feelinís cominí over me
There is wonder in most everything I see
Not a cloud in the sky
Got the sun in my eyes
And I wonít be surprised if itís a dream

Everything I want the world to be
Is now coming true especially for me
And the reason is clear
Itís because you are here
Youíre the nearest thing to heaven that Iíve seen

Iím on the top of the world lookiní down on creation
And the only explanation I can find
Is the love that Iíve found ever since youíve been around
Your loveís put me at the top of the world

Something in the wind has learned my name
And itís telliní me that things are not the same
In the leaves on the trees and the touch of the breeze
Thereís a pleasiní sense of happiness for me

There is only one wish on my mind
When this day is through I hope that I will find
That tomorrow will be just the same for you and me
All I need will be mine if you are here

Iím on the top of the world lookiní down on creation
And the only explanation I can find
Is the love that Iíve found ever since youíve been around
Your loveís put me at the top of the world

Iím on the top of the world lookiní down on creation
And the only explanation I can find
Is the love that Iíve found ever since youíve been around
Your loveís put me at the top of the world

Caley Tibbittz
11-15-2005, 11:50 AM
"Shake your bon-bon, baby..."

TonyFleecs
11-15-2005, 11:51 AM
"Like a Knight in shining armor
from a long time ago
Just in tim I'll save the day
Take you too my castle far away."

joeyart
11-15-2005, 11:58 AM
"Like a Knight in shining armor
from a long time ago
Just in tim I'll save the day
Take you too my castle far away."

you bite your tongue, sir. That's quite possibly the greatest song ever written...it's right up there with Handel's Messiah....

Balthazar
11-15-2005, 12:00 PM
People

People who need people

Are the luckiest people in the world.

Balthazar
11-15-2005, 12:01 PM
Faded white hats
Grabbing credits
Maybe transfers
They read all the books but they can't find the answers.

- No Such Thing, John Mayer

Happy Time Harry
11-15-2005, 12:07 PM
Get outta my head, get offa my bed, yeah, that's what I said.

joeyart
11-15-2005, 12:14 PM
Get out of my dreams,
and into my car.

Victor Cabanelas
11-15-2005, 12:20 PM
Who let the dogs out!

TonyFleecs
11-15-2005, 12:28 PM
you bite your tongue, sir. That's quite possibly the greatest song ever written...it's right up there with Handel's Messiah....
I'm with you man. I play it at every wedding I DJ. Most of the people getting married weren't even around for Karate kid2.

deadboy
11-15-2005, 12:29 PM
"Like a Knight in shining armor
from a long time ago
Just in tim I'll save the day
Take you too my castle far away."

Pretty much all Peter Cetera/Chicago is gonna fall into this

Pat Loika
11-15-2005, 12:30 PM
...knowing together that we did it all for the glory of love...

joeyart
11-15-2005, 12:30 PM
I'm with you man. I play it at every wedding I DJ. Most of the people getting married weren't even around for Karate kid2.

what? how is this possible?

TonyFleecs
11-15-2005, 12:53 PM
what? how is this possible?
South Dakota man. these kids are so used up and bored by 18 there's nothing left to do but tie the knot.

joeyart
11-15-2005, 12:54 PM
South Dakota man. these kids are so used up and bored by 18 there's nothing left to do but tie the knot.

Isn't that the state slogan?
:D

TonyFleecs
11-15-2005, 12:57 PM
Isn't that the state slogan?
:D
Somebody carved it into the back of Roosevelt's head with a chisel. That's where I saw it.

joeyart
11-15-2005, 12:58 PM
Somebody carved it into the back of Roosevelt's head with a chisel. That's where I saw it.
:D

Thudpucker
11-15-2005, 03:13 PM
there is one that makes me whince everytime. Can't think of who sings it, but the hook is:

'You make me cum

You make me complete

You make me Completely miserable'



...... blech. It's 'clever' I guess how they built on one phrase and got 3 meanings, but the cheese actually starts to ooze out of my radio when that song comes on. It's the kind of hook a reeeeeally bad Country song would use.

JLA4Ellis
11-15-2005, 09:44 PM
"She Don't Eat Meat....But She Sure Like The Bone," from Dead Eye Dicks' New Age Girl.

JLA

PeterSparker
11-15-2005, 10:02 PM
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

'Macarthur Park' ? - ugh, that song isn't only cheesy, but it also just creeped me out as a kid



...and some of the true kings of cheese lyrics, Def Leppard!

Oh, I just gotta know
If you're really there and you really care
Cause baby I'm not

F-F-F-Foolin', Ah F-F-Foolin'
Not F-F-F-Foolin', Ah F-F-Foolin'

Queen of the Ban Age
11-15-2005, 10:10 PM
there is one that makes me whince everytime. Can't think of who sings it, but the hook is:

'You make me cum

You make me complete

You make me Completely miserable'



...... blech. It's 'clever' I guess how they built on one phrase and got 3 meanings, but the cheese actually starts to ooze out of my radio when that song comes on. It's the kind of hook a reeeeeally bad Country song would use.

Lit.

And Trillian is just mad because she's not one of the million to have HER FACE ROCKED.

TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
11-16-2005, 02:13 AM
Lit.

And Trillian is just mad because she's not one of the million to have HER FACE ROCKED.
It's true. So true. Curse you, Bon Jovi! *sob*

amy
11-16-2005, 02:50 AM
Sorry BH but I'm gonna have to go with your favorite Ashlee Simpson song..

:twisted:


You make me want to la-la-la-la or however the fuck it goes.