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Patrick J
11-13-2005, 06:28 PM
Fuck Tom, he's a fucking asshole.

Doesn't he realize that by making him a default friend, and the fact that most people don't have enough sense to delete him, means that he's ruining the whole networking purpose of MySpace?

I mean, near as I can tell part of the point of MySpace is for networking, and your personal network thinger, but if fucking Tom is your friend, or even if Tom is "friends" with somebody else it automatically makes your damn network 32154154+ people or some shit. Fuck that.

Without Tom MySpace could be a semi-cool six-degrees of separation style tool. You can log on, see that someone is in your network meaning that person must know someone you know and so an' so forth right? But NooOOOoOOO, fucking Tom is your fucking friend and it throws a huge monkey wrench into the whole fucking thing.

So in conclusion, fuck Tom. Fuck him in his ass with a big rubber dick.

Agent Desmond
11-13-2005, 06:29 PM
you can delete him as a friend

Jim.
11-13-2005, 06:30 PM
If you worry that much about MySpace you should be fucking shot.

Roman Noodles
11-13-2005, 06:31 PM
Like i said the most Homoerotic board EVER . . . I love it here.

Patrick J
11-13-2005, 06:32 PM
you can delete him as a friend

Yes, I can and I did 'cause he's an ass.

The problem is other people don't and it fucks the whole thing up.

Shannon Chenoweth
11-13-2005, 06:33 PM
Like i said the most Homoerotic board EVER . . . I love it here.

I know I'm aroused now. :)

Taxman
11-13-2005, 06:35 PM
Fuck Tom, he's a fucking asshole.

Doesn't he realize that by making him a default friend, and the fact that most people don't have enough sense to delete him, means that he's ruining the whole networking purpose of MySpace?

I mean, near as I can tell part of the point of MySpace is for networking, and your personal network thinger, but if fucking Tom is your friend, or even if Tom is "friends" with somebody else it automatically makes your damn network 32154154+ people or some shit. Fuck that.

Without Tom MySpace could be a semi-cool six-degrees of separation style tool. You can log on, see that someone is in your network meaning that person must know someone you know and so an' so forth right? But NooOOOoOOO, fucking Tom is your fucking friend and it throws a huge monkey wrench into the whole fucking thing.

So in conclusion, fuck Tom. Fuck him in his ass with a big rubber dick.Plus, when he was a member here, he was a troll. :x

Patrick J
11-13-2005, 06:40 PM
Plus, when he was a member here, he was a troll. :x

Fuckin' A, Dude.

(he was a member here?)

Taxman
11-13-2005, 06:42 PM
Fuckin' A, Dude.

(he was a member here?) Somone banned, who shall remain namelss, registered as him and used his pic as an avatar.

Pat Shatner
11-13-2005, 06:47 PM
I hate him also.

gwyllgi
11-13-2005, 06:52 PM
Aw, leave the damn guy alone.

Patrick J
11-13-2005, 06:53 PM
I hate him also.

I like you. Be my MySpace friend.

http://www.myspace.com/forcomicsjustice (http://www.myspace.com/forcomicsjustice)

Pat Shatner
11-13-2005, 07:05 PM
I like you. Be my MySpace friend.

http://www.myspace.com/forcomicsjustice (http://www.myspace.com/forcomicsjustice)

Done and done.

Blandy vs Terrorism
11-13-2005, 07:06 PM
Like i said the most Homoerotic board EVER . . . I love it here.
:grope:

Pat Shatner
11-13-2005, 07:06 PM
Aw, leave the damn guy alone.

Never!
He stole our women and raped our country!

bartleby
11-13-2005, 07:06 PM
Many years before myspace, there was a sixdegrees.com that did a much better job of setting up a network of people. It did actually rank people by how many degrees of seperation they were from you. Plus you could classify people in different categories based on how their association with you (ie. friend, relative, co-worker, classmate, etc).

Patrick J
11-13-2005, 07:08 PM
Many years before myspace, there was a sixdegrees.com that did a much better job of setting up a network of people. It did actually rank people by how many degrees of seperation they were from you. Plus you could classify people in different categories based on how their association with you (ie. friend, relative, co-worker, classmate, etc).

That sounds awesome. Do you know if it still exists, or did Tom kill those people? Or did he go on there and make friends with everyone there to and fuck the whole thing up? That fucker!

Tschloendorn
11-13-2005, 07:09 PM
Damn Pat I'll get that page out to you as soon as I can. :scared:

bartleby
11-13-2005, 07:12 PM
That sounds awesome. Do you know if it still exists, or did Tom kill those people? Or did he go on there and make friends with everyone there to and fuck the whole thing up? That fucker!


Last I heard, they had been bought out and were supposed to relaunch with a major upgrade, but it looks like the site is defunct completely now.


The best hope now is that myspace makes the improvements to catch up with where that site was eight years ago.

JABSEN
11-13-2005, 07:18 PM
I'm an idiot.I never even made that connection as far as Extended Networks.

Patrick J
11-13-2005, 07:23 PM
I'm an idiot.I never even made that connection as far as Extended Networks.

And now you know.

And knowing is half the battle... against Tom...

http://members.fortunecity.com/gijoerules78/knowingishalfthebattle_electricalwire06.jpg

http://myspace-502.vo.llnwd.net/00000/20/52/2502_l.jpghttp://home.sprynet.com/~mmar/cobra_co.jpg

Cathy
11-13-2005, 07:43 PM
:grope:



umm why are you groping him?

ImYrWoodbury
11-13-2005, 07:45 PM
Well, the guy did create MySpace, so I give him a small break. Although, to be honest, I never used MySpace as a networking tool, only as something to do whilst procrastinating. But now that I realize that there are people who do use MySpace as such, I will delete Tom as a friend.

Cathy
11-13-2005, 07:50 PM
:grope:



maybe you would like to phone him tomorrow :mistrust:

james michael
11-13-2005, 08:38 PM
umm why are you groping him?
because theyre in love, and you keep coming around. crushing any chance they have to be happy!!!
:x
SELFISH!!!

Justin.Strange
11-13-2005, 08:45 PM
If you worry that much about MySpace you should be fucking shot.

as well as kicked down a flight of steps into a giant pit of flesh eating ants all while watching gay bukkake german porn...

wh park
11-13-2005, 08:47 PM
What I want to know is why people keep Tom as their friend. It's kind of a cheat because he's the founder of Myspace he automatically is your first friend but you didn't really earn his "friendship" it's just there. So I say don't fuck Tom, fuck those who keep him as their friend, he's not your fucking friend!!!!

t00lverine
11-13-2005, 09:56 PM
I too would like to join in on the anger. Where the fuck is my free sack of doorknobs I was supposed to get fo joining this shitty mob?!?!?!:x :x :x

Angel
11-14-2005, 12:10 AM
I too would like to join in on the anger. Where the fuck is my free sack of doorknobs I was supposed to get fo joining this shitty mob?!?!?!:x :x :x
*hands sack of doornobs*
would you like the complimentry bag of peanuts or cashews?

Angel of Distraction
11-14-2005, 12:37 AM
umm why are you groping him?

Your possessiveness is quite firghtening at times. Let the guy grope. :mistrust:

Caley Tibbittz
11-14-2005, 12:39 AM
Let the guy grope....why does no one ever say that for me?:cry:

Angel of Distraction
11-14-2005, 12:45 AM
...why does no one ever say that for me?:cry:

It was that thing with little Mary Sue that time.

Mr. E!
11-14-2005, 02:12 AM
...why does no one ever say that for me?:cry:


Because it just isn't funny anymore.

chris page
11-14-2005, 02:28 AM
It was that thing with little Mary Sue that time.


well, it wouldn't have been so bad if fucking tom hadn't gotten involved as well..

and tibbittz, we don't need to say "let the man grope", cuz you grope regardless..