View Full Version : "The Search is on..."

Ethan Van Sciver
11-03-2005, 04:04 AM
"....For a suspected rapist! Police are on the lookout!"

I love when the news has headlines like this, because for a second, I think it's a new reality show casting call. They're trying to find that suspected rapist with that certain something, that charm, that indefinable whatever it is that'll make for good television. I could be that suspected rapist. I'd better make a video tape.

Just kidding. I'd never go on tv.

11-03-2005, 04:10 AM
You have to have a really good pre-rape catchphrase.

11-03-2005, 04:18 AM
I could see this as part of "VH1's Celeb-reality"