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Pat Loika
10-31-2005, 09:30 AM
I rock out hard at karaoke.
I tried to grow an Afro.
P.
David
10-31-2005, 09:33 AM
I tried to grow an Afro.
so did i once, then someone told me white guys cant pull off the afro, yet for some reason we can pull off cornrows :?
CapnChaos
10-31-2005, 09:34 AM
I had a scholarship for my first two years of college in Scholar's Bowl.
Once again, my pop-culture soaked mind pays off!
Flonk
10-31-2005, 09:48 AM
I like orange flavored gum. I like milkshakes too.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
10-31-2005, 09:49 AM
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
Don't be silly. Boys don't have milkshakes.
... right?
Mark Vollmar
10-31-2005, 09:52 AM
I can only whistle while inhaling.
When I was a child I got my head stunk in a mailbox at a hardware store.
Flonk
10-31-2005, 09:57 AM
The only bone I've broken is in my right pinkie. I broke it sword figting with PVC pipes wraped with foam. It made sense at the time.
I have not set foot insode a hospital since my sister was born 16 years ago.
I worked one summer in the kitchen at a Boy Scout camp. It was the worst summer of my life.
I spent the next summer learning graphic design at the Univerity of the Arts in Philly. It was the best summer of my life.
I've got hairy feet.
I was so sick when I got my drivers licence, I don't even remember taking the test.
If you call me, there is a 50/50 shot that my phone will actually ring.
AAlgar, JonnyZ and THWIP are all tied for first in the "Board Member Flonk Sas seen Off Line The Most Contest"
Christopher Brian
10-31-2005, 09:58 AM
I need a coke, a redbull, and a pack of Goody's headache powder to get going in the morning.
Then I need another goodys and two-three heinikens to get to sleep.
Pray for me.
Taki Soma
10-31-2005, 10:06 AM
I think we all know what Taki needs for Christmas.
http://www.phuketdir.com/ptnmassage/room_02.jpg
All that ass-kicking is hard on the tootsies.
ohhhhh yea!
BURKE
10-31-2005, 10:51 AM
I am a movie fanatic.
I am an Indie comic artist..........A pro by heart.
I am known to get drunk at shows and start talking rather philosophically.
I have been married for damn near 10 years.
I have three of the most amazing children.
I have a huge toy collection.
I was one of the first people hired by the Beranek brothers, and have not been fired...............yet.
I have been hit by Taki and lived..........It hurt like hell though.
Victor Cabanelas
10-31-2005, 10:57 AM
I never broke a bone.
I canīt sing. No matter how hard I try.
Taki Soma
10-31-2005, 10:59 AM
I am a movie fanatic.
I am an Indie comic artist..........A pro by heart.
I am known to get drunk at shows and start talking rather philosophically.
I have been married for damn near 10 years.
I have three of the most amazing children.
I have a huge toy collection.
I was one of the first people hired by the Beranek brothers, and have not been fired...............yet.
I have been hit by Taki and lived..........It hurt like hell though.
I actually remember hitting you... it was in L.A., no?
Amos Moses
10-31-2005, 11:00 AM
Two of my friends tried to attack me after I whooped both of their asses in Goldeneye.
Balthazar
10-31-2005, 11:09 AM
I can clap one-handed.
I once shot a duck in mid-air, from 25 yards, with a pistol; and was very sad afterwards.
I once met Minister Louis Farrakhan in his home. (No I'm not a muslim)
justjeffery
10-31-2005, 11:14 AM
I have been hit by Taki and lived..
I have been hit ON by Taki and lived...
but shortly afterwards, Elvis walked in the hotel lobby (young Elvis) and asked me for directions to the moon and I asked him how to get to Sesame Street... we then all three shared a banana split and watched Shirt Tales on tv...
Now that I think about it, that very possibly could have been a dream...
Taki Soma
10-31-2005, 11:15 AM
I have been hit ON by Taki and lived...
but shortly afterwards, Elvis walked in the hotel lobby (young Elvis) and asked me for directions to the moon and I asked him how to get to Sesame Street... we then all three shared a banana split and watched Shirt Tales on tv...
Now that I think about it, that very possibly could have been a dream...
it happened. I was there.
Pat Loika
10-31-2005, 11:16 AM
Taki attempted to pushed me in WWPhilly. She failed.
P.
Amos Moses
10-31-2005, 11:16 AM
Off all of my blood relatives, I'm the only male.
Taki Soma
10-31-2005, 11:17 AM
Taki attempted to pushed me in WWPhilly. She failed.
P.
I did push Shannon really hard in Chi-town though. Her eyes almost popped out from being caught off guard.
Pat Loika
10-31-2005, 11:21 AM
I did push Shannon really hard in Chi-town though. Her eyes almost popped out from being caught off guard.
I heard this story. :lol:
I know you hit me once, too...though I don't remember where or when.
P.
Amos Moses
10-31-2005, 11:23 AM
Taki attempted to pushed me in WWPhilly. She failed.
P.
No matter how hard the wind blows, the mountains will not bow.
Pat Loika
10-31-2005, 11:24 AM
No matter how hard the wind blows, the mountains will not bow.
It's more of a 'no one moves the Blob!' moment. :lol:
P.
Amos Moses
10-31-2005, 11:25 AM
It's more of a 'no one moves the Blob!' moment. :lol:
P.
Not even the Japanese Juggernaut!
wabi-sabi
10-31-2005, 11:32 AM
Half the time I sleep without a pillow. And Taki has never kicked my ass*.
*Wabi-sabi has never been in the same room as Taki Soma
Taki Soma
10-31-2005, 11:32 AM
It's more of a 'no one moves the Blob!' moment. :lol:
P.
next time, I am getting a running start.
The Human Target
10-31-2005, 11:40 AM
I love the landings of stairwells that are between floors.
I can put both of my feet behind my head, but as of yet not at the same time.
I love animals, yet generally speaking hate pets.
I feel imprisoned by my life, yet am too apathetic to really do anything about it.
I'm only attracted to women that are better than I am, and have accepted the fact that I will always be alone.
For a split second every time I wake up, I think my life is the way I wish it would be, and the girl I love is is laying next to me in bed. Neither of those facts are ever true, and I usually get so depressed I fall asleep again for a few hours.
justjeffery
10-31-2005, 11:42 AM
next time, I am getting a running start.
I can throw you at him, ala the fastball special..
jza1218
10-31-2005, 11:44 AM
Ive seen the Backstreet Boys perform live...AND THEY WERE GREAT!!!
CapnChaos
10-31-2005, 11:46 AM
I have seen Ghostbusters over 100 times since I was eight.
Taki Soma
10-31-2005, 11:49 AM
I love the landings of stairwells that are between floors.
I can put both of my feet behind my head, but as of yet not at the same time.
I love animals, yet generally speaking hate pets.
I feel imprisoned by my life, yet am too apathetic to really do anything about it.
I'm only attracted to women that are better than I am, and have accepted the fact that I will always be alone.
For a split second every time I wake up, I think my life is the way I wish it would be, and the girl I love is is laying next to me in bed. Neither of those facts are ever true, and I usually get so depressed I fall asleep again for a few hours.
THT breaks my heart
Taki Soma
10-31-2005, 11:49 AM
I can throw you at him, ala the fastball special..
I'd like to be catapuled
Jew Mafia
10-31-2005, 11:51 AM
I love the landings of stairwells that are between floors.
I can put both of my feet behind my head, but as of yet not at the same time.
I love animals, yet generally speaking hate pets.
I feel imprisoned by my life, yet am too apathetic to really do anything about it.
I'm only attracted to women that are better than I am, and have accepted the fact that I will always be alone.
For a split second every time I wake up, I think my life is the way I wish it would be, and the girl I love is is laying next to me in bed. Neither of those facts are ever true, and I usually get so depressed I fall asleep again for a few hours.
Dude, you stole all of my answers(except the feet behind the head thing) now I feel depressed.
The Human Target
10-31-2005, 11:53 AM
THT breaks my heart
I think its the only thing I'm really good at.
The Human Target
10-31-2005, 11:53 AM
Dude, you stole all of my answers(except the feet behind the head thing) now I feel depressed.
Yeah. I think I'm gonna go for a drive.
Taki Soma
10-31-2005, 11:54 AM
Yeah. I think I'm gonna go for a drive.
not near a cliff, I hope
jza1218
10-31-2005, 11:57 AM
After checking my Quicken file, I have spent over $10,000 on comics this year. My yearly salary is $9,000 working part time...
Taki Soma
10-31-2005, 11:58 AM
After checking my Quicken file, I have spent over $10,000 on comics this year. My yearly salary is $9,000 working part time...
:shock:
WTF
The Human Target
10-31-2005, 12:04 PM
not near a cliff, I hope
To my parents to eat some calzone.
Pat Loika
10-31-2005, 12:06 PM
next time, I am getting a running start.
If that happens, I'm going to duck! :P
P.
Jew Mafia
10-31-2005, 12:07 PM
I set my highschool record for most days skipped in a year at 163 and still graduated on time.
In junior high teachers used to bribe me with extra credit points if I would show up 2 days in a row.
My mom suffers from schitzo-effective disorder an I often never let myself get angry because I think that might make me go crazy like her.
I've met all of the Kids In the Hall except Kevin McDonald because according to Bruce, Kevin is allergic to air, it makes him burst into flames.
I touched Fiona Apples shoulder, she looked at me funny and then I walked off.
Taki Soma
10-31-2005, 12:09 PM
To my parents to eat some calzone.
oh yum! home made? rock.
is your fam still doing thanksgiving with bunch of pie? mmm
I am more entertained by this thread than I have ever been on this board.
jza1218
10-31-2005, 12:12 PM
:shock:
WTF
Tell me about it. Im amazed, I still have money in my bank account and food in the fridge.
Taki Soma
10-31-2005, 12:14 PM
I once ate a large pizza from Dominos in one sitting. by myself.
Dread Pirate Wren
10-31-2005, 12:15 PM
I'm a failed vegan (god, cheese is too perfect a food for my weak will).
I have Weird Al's undies tacked to my wall (gotten at his running with scissors tour).
There is nothing in the world that makes me happier than musical theater. Yes, even tap musical.
I spent $1000 dollars that I really could not afford to keep my doggie alive. Heh...and still no new old car.
I used to be a decent guitar player and could sing a really nice soprano, but don't anymore mostly due to laziness.
I want a tattoo but am too fickle to pick one idea and stick with it for that long.
Last week I woke up only to find that all 4 of my tires on my car were missing.
Andrew j
10-31-2005, 12:22 PM
I've never broken a bone, had a cavity or needed stitches.
I usually laugh at my own jokes even when they aren't funny.
I like to watch movies by myself.
Pat Loika
10-31-2005, 12:23 PM
I once ate a large pizza from Dominos in one sitting. by myself.
I've done that, too.
P.
CapnChaos
10-31-2005, 12:26 PM
I've done that, too.
P.
I haven't with Dominos, but I have with Papa Murphys.
Amos Moses
10-31-2005, 12:27 PM
I like to hunt children with spears.
Dread Pirate Wren
10-31-2005, 12:27 PM
I haven't with Dominos, but I have with Papa Murphys.
*raises hand* Panago.
Taki Soma
10-31-2005, 12:31 PM
I've done that, too.
P.
have you noticed how I'm like a girl, and small(er) and stuff?
JABSEN
10-31-2005, 12:32 PM
I posted in a thread about Random Facts about myself
Victor Cabanelas
10-31-2005, 12:34 PM
whenever someone (even myself) falls, I start laughing out loud
Pat Loika
10-31-2005, 12:36 PM
have you noticed how I'm like a girl, and small(er) and stuff?
Umm...yea. It's amazing. :lol:
P.
Jew Mafia
10-31-2005, 12:36 PM
My favorite muppet is Fozzy
jenifu
10-31-2005, 12:43 PM
i'm hopelessly clueless in regard to children of all shapes and sizes. i have no maternal instinct whatsoever.
(i was watching a friend's baby yesterday, and i let him fall on his forehead on the fucking floor.
i almost spontaneously had kittens. his parents laughed because i looked like i was going to burst a blood vessel in my brain from terror and guilt. when he started to cry, i started bouncing him like they suggested. when that didn't work, i theorized that babies can apparently smell fear. and ineptitude.)
Victor Cabanelas
10-31-2005, 12:55 PM
When I was 14, a comicbook shop owner accussed me of stealing some of them. I spat on the the floor and never came back. Two years later, I found the asshole after his shop went broke.
Ryan Walsh
10-31-2005, 12:59 PM
I'm the only one in my department to dress up for Halloween. And clearance was given to do so.
I love Coke, hate Pepsi.
I don't know who my biological father is and don't care to know.
I've read every post in this thread, which for me is a miracle.
I'm pathologically afraid of getting angry, possibly because of watching the live action Incredible Hulk show as a child, but I doubt it.
I'm an incredible cook. I made Chicago-style pizza from scratch for the first time this weekend and it turned out okay, though I have ideas for improvements.
One of my old roommates was a transsexual. I don't think you can call yourself transsexual post-op.
I just discovered the wonders of BitTorrent.
I enjoy beer. Most forms of alcohol, really.
I could watch surgery live and eat just about anything, but I refuse to eat seafood.
My baby brother is better with the ladies than I. WAY better.
I'm about to leave for the gym.
David
10-31-2005, 01:01 PM
- i just carved the stupidist looking pumpkin on the face of the planet
The Human Target
10-31-2005, 01:01 PM
oh yum! home made? rock.
is your fam still doing thanksgiving with bunch of pie? mmm
Home made. God I would eat them everyday were it possible to do it and not gain 200 pounds.
In theory yes. Then I learned my dad was going to Miama to see my sister and my mom and I were just gonna hang out and swing by by family's group dinner.
Now they tell me they might both leave for the weekend, leaving me to have to go babysit all their animals, be alone for Thanksgiving, and not getting to go to Mid-Ohio.
Fuckers. :cry:
Pat Loika
10-31-2005, 01:01 PM
I've played 'bodyguard' for 10 different female friends.
P.
Jew Mafia
10-31-2005, 01:06 PM
I've played 'bodyguard' for 10 different female friends.
P.
And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always looooooooooooooove youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
David
10-31-2005, 01:19 PM
- even though i've been smoking pot since i was 13, i CANNOT roll a joint, i got no game!
- i hate it when people walk but dont raise their feet, they do a shuffle of sorts
DrSettleton
10-31-2005, 01:25 PM
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- i hate it when people walk but dont raise their feet, they do a shuffle of sorts
This girl I used to date referred to that as "the shithead shuffle" because of all the people that do that at the mall (amusement parks, wherever tons of people like to walk) and they move so damn slowly.
David
10-31-2005, 01:28 PM
This girl I used to date referred to that as "the shithead shuffle" because of all the people that do that at the mall (amusement parks, wherever tons of people like to walk) and they move so damn slowly.
i also hate it when im at the mall *shudder* and the people in front me just stop walking and start talking to each other and hold up traffic.
if you want to talk, go to the fucking food court or the numerous benches that are located conviently everywhere in the mall, not in the middle of it!!
chris v
10-31-2005, 01:35 PM
Ok Im new here and this may be the best way to introduce myself.
I am really bad at spelling.
I was kicked out of college for a year because I called a prof a Fu**Head.
YES it was worth it!!!
I went thru 7 years of hell in college to end up designing GO-GO bars.
I am deaf in my right ear.
I live in the Buckeye State but am A Michigan fan.
Taki Soma
10-31-2005, 01:38 PM
Home made. God I would eat them everyday were it possible to do it and not gain 200 pounds.
In theory yes. Then I learned my dad was going to Miama to see my sister and my mom and I were just gonna hang out and swing by by family's group dinner.
Now they tell me they might both leave for the weekend, leaving me to have to go babysit all their animals, be alone for Thanksgiving, and not getting to go to Mid-Ohio.
Fuckers. :cry:
but... but...
:cry:
Jew Mafia
10-31-2005, 01:40 PM
I participated in a drive-by egging of an outdoor Hanson concert one summer.
chris v
10-31-2005, 01:42 PM
oh and yes I am going to mid-ohio con
Taki Soma
10-31-2005, 01:46 PM
I was once a charcoal portraiture artist at the Mall of America. Turns out I can make way more money just doing it on my own, although I don't have as many clients.
Taki Soma
10-31-2005, 01:47 PM
I was once mistaken for Ziyi Xiang.
Mr. E!
10-31-2005, 01:51 PM
When I was 7, I threw a sharp rock at a frog that was frozen in a patch of ice. The ice cracked, and the frog split open, revealing its innards. I was horrified and guilt-ridden at the enormity of what I had done. It was one of the defining moments of my life, as it wiped out any lingering cruelty that I may have had within me. I now try to treat those around me with great care and tenderness, and that is the moment that I trace my decision back to.
chris v
10-31-2005, 01:57 PM
I sneak in and peak at this board when Im at work ALOT.
jenifu
10-31-2005, 01:57 PM
I was once mistaken for Ziyi Xiang.
*sigh*
there are worse things than being mistaken for a devastatingly beautiful and incredibly talented actress...
...like being being 15 at the movies, with one younger sister in tow and the other on your hip, and having a fucking daft woman walk up to you and say, 'ooooooh! they're BEAUTIFUL!!! are they yours?!?'
i almost killed her.
although, if the reason for the mistaken id in your case was, 'oh! are you ziyi xiang?!? 'cause, you know, you're asian ! can you, you know, say something in asian for me?!?', i believe a swift kick to the head would most definitely be excusable.
in fact, it would be laudable. :grin:
Balthazar
10-31-2005, 01:57 PM
when I was a kid, my best friend lived in a commune.
Taki Soma
10-31-2005, 01:59 PM
*sigh*
there are worse things than being mistaken for a devastatingly beautiful and incredibly talented actress...
...like being being 15 at the movies, with one younger sister in tow and the other on your hip, and having a fucking daft woman walk up to you and say, 'ooooooh! they're BEAUTIFUL!!! are they yours?!?'
i almost killed her.
although, if the reason for the mistaken id in your case was, 'oh! are you ziyi xiang?!? 'cause, you know, you're asian ! can you, you know, say something in asian for me?!?', i believe a swift kick to the head would most definitely be excusable.
in fact, it would be laudable. :grin:to be fair, I was asked if I was related to Jackie Chan.
jenifu
10-31-2005, 02:01 PM
to be fair, I was asked if I was related to Jackie Chan.
*snort*
Dread Pirate Wren
10-31-2005, 02:16 PM
- even though i've been smoking pot since i was 13, i CANNOT roll a joint, i got no game!
- i hate it when people walk but dont raise their feet, they do a shuffle of sorts
AHAHAHAA!!
I have never smoked pot, but can roll a nearly perfect joint. How weird is that? Also, I think I may be the only person in a 30 mile radius of me who HASN'T!
David
10-31-2005, 02:17 PM
I sneak in and peak at this board when Im at work ALOT.
yet you only have 3 posts, common chris, you dont have to post something witty, just spew bullshit....how do you think im up to 1600+ posts?
Dread Pirate Wren
10-31-2005, 02:19 PM
I sneak in and peak at this board when Im at work ALOT.
Ha! I used to do this until they put a window in the office I work in. Now people would see....I wonder if there is some way to turn my compy screen around....
David
10-31-2005, 02:19 PM
AHAHAHAA!!
I have never smoked pot, but can roll a nearly perfect joint. How weird is that? Also, I think I may be the only person in a 30 mile radius of me who HASN'T!
now thats fucked, that means in a previous life your were a huge pothead
i cant roll for the life of me, i've watched countless friends roll countless joints, but when it comes my time i just cant do it and am forced to use my trusty pipe
chris v
10-31-2005, 02:19 PM
well weh Im a work i use the board as a bit of me time, and I never know when somebody is going to pop in. Its me time but not really me time. am still on the clock
chris v
10-31-2005, 02:23 PM
Smoking pot made me paranoid so I stopped.
Amos Moses
10-31-2005, 02:24 PM
When I was 7, I threw a sharp rock at a frog that was frozen in a patch of ice. The ice cracked, and the frog split open, revealing its innards. I was horrified and guilt-ridden at the enormity of what I had done. It was one of the defining moments of my life, as it wiped out any lingering cruelty that I may have had within me. I now try to treat those around me with great care and tenderness, and that is the moment that I trace my decision back to.
I had something similar happen, and it impacted me in the same way.
This really isn't about me, but Pat Loika's new avatar reminds me of Quentin Tarantino.
Dread Pirate Wren
10-31-2005, 02:24 PM
now thats fucked, that means in a previous life your were a huge pothead
i cant roll for the life of me, i've watched countless friends roll countless joints, but when it comes my time i just cant do it and am forced to use my trusty pipe
No! My previous life's brain cells! And constant need to being doing things!! *waves hands frantically*.
Also, *looks at Sleepy's sig* that is fuckin' hilarious.
chris v
10-31-2005, 02:24 PM
I did work at a alternative book store in college, sold everything from anarchist cook book to comic books. One month sales were not to good so the owner gave me my bay in a garbage bag full of pot
David
10-31-2005, 02:27 PM
Smoking pot made me paranoid so I stopped.
you just didnt smoke enough of it
chris v
10-31-2005, 02:29 PM
you just didnt smoke enough of it
I did smoke alot, thought it was the god send with no hang over in the morning. But it just started to freak me out. EVERYONE KNOWS!!!!
David
10-31-2005, 02:29 PM
Also, *looks at Sleepy's sig* that is fuckin' hilarious.
yup thats why im an insomniac, too much pot
or where you talking about the kiddies joke?
David
10-31-2005, 02:31 PM
I did smoke alot, thought it was the god send with no hang over in the morning. But it just started to freak me out. EVERYONE KNOWS!!!!
i was like that too but then my behaviour started to become consistent and i used a hell of alot of visine
chris v
10-31-2005, 02:34 PM
i was like that too but then my behaviour started to become consistent and i used a hell of alot of visine
hmmm I never thought of it that way, it just becomes part of the norm. DAMN im a quitter! stupid, stupid
David
10-31-2005, 02:56 PM
hmmm I never thought of it that way, it just becomes part of the norm. DAMN im a quitter! stupid, stupid
your not a quitter, you just gave up easily :surrend:
jza1218
10-31-2005, 03:09 PM
Im going to be 24 in a couple of months and I still get carded for R-rated movies. Being Asian sucks
Pat Loika
10-31-2005, 03:14 PM
And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always looooooooooooooove youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
That joke will never get old on me as long as I live, just because of the sheer number of people I'm close to.
And to steer us back on topic:
I've never been carded when my facial hair is grown...and I always get carded when I'm clean shaven. I'm 26, too.
P.
Donal DeLay
10-31-2005, 03:18 PM
I'm not really that interesting, so I'll give it a shot:
I can write and draw with both hands.
I spoke japanese before I spoke English.
I can press 580lbs with my legs.
I am 100% deaf in my left ear.
jenifu
10-31-2005, 03:31 PM
I'm not really that interesting, so I'll give it a shot:
I can write and draw with both hands.
I spoke japanese before I spoke English.
I can press 580lbs with my legs.
I am 100% deaf in my left ear.
i would absolutely love to be ambidextrous.
Taki Soma
10-31-2005, 03:39 PM
Im going to be 24 in a couple of months and I still get carded for R-rated movies. Being Asian sucks
no it doesn't
I love being mistaken for a much younger age than I really am.
of course, my mom said that it's the sign of aging, when you want to appear younger.
jza1218
10-31-2005, 03:40 PM
no it doesn't
I love being mistaken for a much younger age than I really am.
of course, my mom said that it's the sign of aging, when you want to appear younger.
Sometimes I forget my ID at home and I have to figure something else to waste my two hours with. DAMN YOU LOEWS!!!
Pat Loika
10-31-2005, 03:47 PM
I pissed off Kurt Busiek once in the old Marvel AOL boards.
I've been trying to get a Magneto sketch from Jim Lee for about 5 years now, to no avail.
People tend to mistake me as my mother's brother, and a couple of times, her husband. They are shocked when they learn that I'm her son.
P.
The Human Target
10-31-2005, 04:25 PM
but... but...
:cry:
I'll have to mail you pie. :sad:
David
10-31-2005, 05:58 PM
I'll have to mail you pie. :sad:
he really meant a male pie
David
10-31-2005, 05:59 PM
I am 100% deaf in my left ear.
not to be pushy or anything, why are you deaf in just your left ear?
Ryan Walsh
10-31-2005, 06:00 PM
I'm not really that interesting, so I'll give it a shot:
I can write and draw with both hands.
I spoke japanese before I spoke English.
I can press 580lbs with my legs.
I am 100% deaf in my left ear.
LIAR!!!!!
wabi-sabi
10-31-2005, 06:12 PM
Im going to be 24 in a couple of months and I still get carded for R-rated movies. Being Asian sucks
Don't feel bad. I'm 25 and I just got carded yesterday at Best Buy.
David
10-31-2005, 06:13 PM
Don't feel bad. I'm 25 and I just got carded yesterday at Best Buy.
at best buy??? what for?
Taki Soma
10-31-2005, 06:34 PM
I'll have to mail you pie. :sad:
:cry:
I totally thought I was going to get 2 thanksgiving meals this year...
jason hissong
10-31-2005, 06:36 PM
I pissed off Kurt Busiek once in the old Marvel AOL boards.
I've been trying to get a Magneto sketch from Jim Lee for about 5 years now, to no avail.
People tend to mistake me as my mother's brother, and a couple of times, her husband. They are shocked when they learn that I'm her son.
P.
Why'd Busiek get pissed?
And why won't Lee pop for the Magneto?
-j
wabi-sabi
10-31-2005, 06:42 PM
at best buy??? what for?
That time it was to buy "Heroes of the Pacific". Another time last year when I bought the GTA double pack.
The Human Target
10-31-2005, 06:56 PM
:cry:
I totally thought I was going to get 2 thanksgiving meals this year...
Oh gee thanks for the concern fattie. :-?
I just found out I should be able to come after all.
Pat Loika
10-31-2005, 07:20 PM
Why'd Busiek get pissed?
I spoiled Thunderbolts # 10 at the board, without warning. It turns out I had a 'first look' copy of the book and I did a full review on the board. He had my thread deleted, and I found out the book comes out the week after. :lol:
And why won't Lee pop for the Magneto?
Line's too long and when my turn comes he stops sketching...and the one time I was able to pull off a sketch...well, I was in line and chatting with this girl, talking about what we wanted to get. I told her I wanted Magneto, and she said, 'hey, that's cool. We chatted more until it was her turn.' When she was up, she asked for Magneto.
She got a kickass Magneto.
Then it was my turn. Lee said no, he doesn't like doing the same character twice in a row. So I asked for Doom. He said no, too much metal. Then he started drawing and said, 'how about Catwoman?'
...
P.
Blake Sims
10-31-2005, 07:22 PM
Line's too long and when my turn comes he stops sketching...and the one time I was able to pull off a sketch...well, I was in line and chatting with this girl, talking about what we wanted to get. I told her I wanted Magneto, and she said, 'hey, that's cool. We chatted more until it was her turn.' When she was up, she asked for Magneto.
She got a kickass Magneto.
Then it was my turn. Lee said no, he doesn't like doing the same character twice in a row. So I asked for Doom. He said no, too much metal. Then he started drawing and said, 'how about Catwoman?'
...
P.
thats fucking weak...
Taki Soma
10-31-2005, 07:31 PM
Oh gee thanks for the concern fattie. :-?
I just found out I should be able to come after all.
YAAAAAAAY
don't call me fattie, hippie. I'm just big boned :-x
The Human Target
10-31-2005, 07:33 PM
YAAAAAAAY
don't call me fattie, hippie. I'm just big boned :-x
You're just using me for my pie!
<sob>
Taki Soma
10-31-2005, 07:35 PM
You're just using me for my pie!
<sob>
yes. yes I am.
:heart:
The Human Target
10-31-2005, 07:36 PM
yes. yes I am.
:heart:
You have to tell me what kind of vodka to bring.
TonyFleecs
10-31-2005, 07:39 PM
Wow this is a long fucking thread.
Um....
I was raised pretty churchy, My dad speaks in Tounges.
I have 1 tattoo, it's a Heart that says "mom" in it, it's on my left shoulder.
Taki Soma
10-31-2005, 07:40 PM
You have to tell me what kind of vodka to bring.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/takisoma/skyy_off_01.jpg
Blake Sims
10-31-2005, 07:42 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/takisoma/skyy_off_01.jpg
http://www.terredevigne.com/images/spiritueux/vodkaheaven.jpg
Taki Soma
10-31-2005, 07:44 PM
http://www.terredevigne.com/images/spiritueux/vodkaheaven.jpg
He was asking ME :mad:
Blake Sims
10-31-2005, 07:45 PM
He was asking ME :mad:
when vodka is discussed I am contractually obligated to post that picture or mention the Heaven Hill brand vodka
The Human Target
10-31-2005, 07:47 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/takisoma/skyy_off_01.jpg
Done.
changingshades
10-31-2005, 07:57 PM
I know how to crack the combinations for Masterlocks
how?
changingshades
10-31-2005, 07:58 PM
NO FUCKIN' SHIT! They're great--best ones I've ever had. God damn. I miss those. By the way, I'll be in Indianapolis the 17th and 18th of December (to visit my brother). I'm only in the US two weeks, so if we want a BB hoosier bash, it's pretty much going to have to happen then.
R
we'll go to India Garden if you wanna.
Blake Sims
10-31-2005, 07:59 PM
on a unrelated note Taki how is Skyy?
changingshades
10-31-2005, 08:03 PM
I had stitches when I was 7
My first concert was Marilyn Manson and L7 when I was 16
I think Taki is very beautiful, but can't talk to her when we're at the same con together.
I think I'm getting arthritis because my knuckles really hurt alot most of the time
changingshades
10-31-2005, 08:05 PM
You could touch me and I bruise.
I am so touching you at the next con
what? You said I could
changingshades
10-31-2005, 08:07 PM
sweet. I got 25,000 on my 18th birthdaY!
fucker
:D
changingshades
10-31-2005, 08:13 PM
Yeah, in high school i was 5'4". Around the age of 20 I managed to grow an extra two inches :D Maybe it's us funny folk!
actually you're supposed to keep growing until you're 25
unless you're a freak like Taki :D
Jibberwashed
10-31-2005, 08:28 PM
I can circular breath (blow out air while breathing in)
Learned how to move my ears last year
Can't learn a foreign language for the life of me
Jibberwashed
10-31-2005, 08:29 PM
actually you're supposed to keep growing until you're 25
unless you're a freak like Taki :D
I'm 5'5", and I turn 24 tomorrow. Grow damnit! One. Year. Left
Taki Soma
10-31-2005, 08:39 PM
Done.
:D
Taki Soma
10-31-2005, 08:40 PM
on a unrelated note Taki how is Skyy?
it's not high priced, but it tastes very clean and unlike grey goose and stuff, it tastes nothing like dust.
Taki Soma
10-31-2005, 08:41 PM
My first concert was Marilyn Manson and L7 when I was 16
I think Taki is very beautiful, but can't talk to her when we're at the same con together.
my first concert was Alice Cooper and Megadeth
and you better come talk to me. I'm really nice, despite what other people tells you
Taki Soma
10-31-2005, 08:42 PM
actually you're supposed to keep growing until you're 25
unless you're a freak like Taki :D
I stopped growing in Jr. High, up until that point, I was one of the taller ones in class.... I grew fast, and then it just stopped.
changingshades
10-31-2005, 08:43 PM
I want to have a large family.
I'm an only child, but would have had an older brother, because my mom had an abortion before I was born. She was raped in college and had to drop out because Bob Jones doesn't condone abortions for any reason.
I'm going to move to Florida this January because the most perfect woman in my life has offered me a place to stay. I don't know what I'll do for work, but I also don't care.
My hair is the longest it's ever been, but I still can't braid it and have it look good.
Pat Loika
10-31-2005, 08:43 PM
Hey Taki,
ever had this?
http://store1.yimg.com/I/randalls_1869_44881289
P.
Shannon Chenoweth
10-31-2005, 08:55 PM
I did push Shannon really hard in Chi-town though. Her eyes almost popped out from being caught off guard.
Guess I do need one of those shirts now, huh? :p
changingshades
10-31-2005, 08:58 PM
for those of you bitching about being carded, know that if the clerk does sell something to an underage costumer, like cigs or alcohol, they can be fined and so can the place they work at, leading to them being fired.
It happened to a friend of mine in Bloomington
changingshades
10-31-2005, 09:00 PM
YAAAAAAAY
don't call me fattie, hippie. I'm just big boned :-x
must refrain from joke
lest my ball be stomped into paste
changingshades
10-31-2005, 09:02 PM
my first concert was Alice Cooper and Megadeth
and you better come talk to me. I'm really nice, despite what other people tells you
sweet
and I tried but you were all busy and I was all intimidated by your awesomeness
The Human Target
10-31-2005, 09:06 PM
sweet
and I tried but you were all busy and I was all intimidated by your awesomeness
Are you going to Mid-Ohio fuckwad? :D
changingshades
10-31-2005, 09:11 PM
Are you going to Mid-Ohio fuckwad? :D
why no shit ass, I'm not.
I barely have enough money to hacksaw your mom's ass.
The Human Target
10-31-2005, 09:12 PM
why no shit ass, I'm not.
I barely have enough money to hacksaw your mom's ass.
Spend your money there then.
She needs it.
changingshades
10-31-2005, 09:14 PM
I like to rub women's feet.
I am currently reading Orson Scott Card's Ender's Saga. I'm up to Shadow Puppets.
Chuck Palahniuk is probably my favorite writer.
I haven't gotten laid in over a year, but had the oppurtunity to be in 3 way this weekend, but said no.
I update my journal everyday.
changingshades
10-31-2005, 09:14 PM
Spend your money there then.
She needs it.
yeah, I wasn't planning on going to another con until San Diego
Pat Loika
10-31-2005, 09:15 PM
yeah, I wasn't planning on going to another con until San Diego
You serious? Hit me up if you end up going.
P.
changingshades
10-31-2005, 09:22 PM
You serious? Hit me up if you end up going.
P.
absolutly Pat.
My best friend Nathan lives out there, so I'll actually have a place to stay, but we'll get retarded and stuff. Plus, you'll get to see my new roommate from Florida
Pat Loika
10-31-2005, 09:25 PM
absolutly Pat.
My best friend Nathan lives out there, so I'll actually have a place to stay, but we'll get retarded and stuff. Plus, you'll get to see my new roommate from Florida
Awesome. It's going to be good to see more of you guys in my part of the country for a change. :)
P.
changingshades
10-31-2005, 09:28 PM
Awesome. It's going to be good to see more of you guys in my part of the country for a change. :)
P.
yeah, I'm a little pissed, but I think I'm missing Chicago for the first time in like 3 or 4 years this year.
stupid needing money to not die
Pat Loika
10-31-2005, 09:29 PM
To get this back on topic:
Almost every character in all of my comics are based on real people.
I once went to a neighbor's party, which was upstairs from where I used to live. I woke up days later in the hospital. My friends and roommates found me at a bar blocks away.
P.
changingshades
10-31-2005, 09:30 PM
I'm posting this just so I can rate this thread 5 stars
Dread Pirate Wren
10-31-2005, 09:53 PM
I'm wearing little blue horns.
Pat Loika
10-31-2005, 09:54 PM
I'm not wearing any pants.
P.
changingshades
10-31-2005, 09:56 PM
I'm not wearing any pants.
P.
film at eleven?
okay tonight's random fact:
I'm off to bed
stevapalooza
10-31-2005, 10:01 PM
I speak 26 languages! (English and 25 languages I made up)
jza1218
10-31-2005, 10:06 PM
I'm not wearing any pants.
P.
I just threw up a little in my mouth...
Taki Soma
11-01-2005, 06:07 AM
sweet
and I tried but you were all busy and I was all intimidated by your awesomeness
I'm never too busy while I'm at my table. please feel at home around me, I'm very social if you let me.
I just don't talk to non-talkative peeps because I never know if they just don't like me, or are just shy. I tend to think they don't like me.
David
11-01-2005, 06:10 AM
- im genuinely surprised that one of my threads has stuck around this long, and with that i've probably killed it.....good run while it lasted
wabi-sabi
11-01-2005, 06:16 AM
I can crack nearly every joint in my body, including my sternum.
Taki Soma
11-01-2005, 06:19 AM
I once fed chocolate to a Gorilla, I don't think I was supposed to
I once slept in a real teepee, with 8 other people... and one drunk dude peed in my hair
at the same camping experience, 4 Gorillas showed up out of nowhere and ambushed us - they turned out to be the people from the fine arts gallery next door from my arts high school they helped run.
Taki Soma
11-01-2005, 06:25 AM
I can't sleep without background droning noise, like the fan or something.
gwyllgi
11-01-2005, 06:27 AM
I have around 200-300 scars. Most of them are fading.
One of my first words was 'dammit'.
Once or twice a year, I am prone to some sort of panic attack freak out. I have no explanation for it. It just happens and then I'm suddenly perfectly fine.
I had sex for the first time when I was around 12.
I have never smoked, and I rarely drink, and when I do get drunk I only do it alone.
I am afraid of strange men.
I have an irrational fear of someone hurting my pets, because my father killed all of my pets when I was a child.
I first saw Night of the Living Dead when I was around 3 or 4. I have watched horror movies regularly ever since.
I wrote stories about a cat who was also a private eye when i was in elementary school. I still have the journal entries, though I can hardly read them, as my penmanship was terrible.
I am left handed, and extremely un coordinated with my right side.
JABSEN
11-01-2005, 06:27 AM
I did not finish High School.
I am not an Asian girl.
If Krystal made Spicy Chiks year round I could eat them almost daily.
Pat Loika
11-01-2005, 06:30 AM
More facts: The BB Edition.
First boarder I've ever met online is Yano. I got her into the board.
First boarders I've met in person were JRMachine, Taxman, Lyra and Batmanbooyah.
Boarders I've seen and hung out with the most are Taki, CB, and Raven.
P.
jason hissong
11-01-2005, 06:32 AM
I've always wanted to make out with another male, just once, but never have.
Two board members are people I try to emulate at least a little every day.
-jason
David
11-01-2005, 06:33 AM
I'm posting this just so I can rate this thread 5 stars
oh you :grope:
jenifu
11-01-2005, 06:34 AM
I have an irrational fear of someone hurting my pets, because my father killed all of my pets when I was a child.
this makes me want to kick someone's ass, gwyll. :-x
alexlannin
11-01-2005, 06:35 AM
The only boarder to stay at Casa De Lannin has been Pat Loika.
The only boarder's father to buy me dinner twice (despite my wife and my protests)has been Chris Moreno's.
I own two cars, two computers, two animals, and three televisions.
The Human Target
11-01-2005, 06:36 AM
I can't sleep without background droning noise, like the fan or something.
Me either. I use a big old air purifier.
David
11-01-2005, 06:37 AM
I can't sleep without background droning noise, like the fan or something.
me three, i used to use the radio but i moved up to my tv in my room set for a 2 hour countdown
justjeffery
11-01-2005, 06:37 AM
I've always wanted to make out with another male, just once, but never have.
Two board members are people I try to emulate at least a little every day.
-jason
You coming to WW Texas? :heybaby:
jason hissong
11-01-2005, 06:39 AM
You coming to WW Texas? :heybaby:
Unfortunately not.
I'm planning for Chicago next year, because I'm probably (hopefully) going to be living there.
I do have family in TX though.
-j
jason hissong
11-01-2005, 06:40 AM
Computer confession: I've owned two laptops, a Gateway and an HP. I've hated them both.
My next laptop will be a Mac.
That's not really much of a confession.
-j
gwyllgi
11-01-2005, 06:43 AM
this makes me want to kick someone's ass, gwyll. :-x
Eh, it's pointless. It was a long time ago. It was a LOT of pets, but it was a long time ago.
jason hissong
11-01-2005, 06:44 AM
Eh, it's pointless. It was a long time ago. It was a LOT of pets, but it was a long time ago.
That's still very very sad.
But you obviously love and care for your pets now, which you couldn't really ask for more.
-j
Taki Soma
11-01-2005, 06:44 AM
Me either. I use a big old air purifier.
ah, during winter, I use the air humidifier or space heater if it's cold.
Pat Loika
11-01-2005, 06:46 AM
I took care of at least 10 boarders' hotel accommodations for last July's San Diego Comic Con, yet none of them stayed at the one where I worked.
p.
Taki Soma
11-01-2005, 06:55 AM
every winter, just for one day, the palm of my hand peels as if I'm shedding skin like a snake
Pat Loika
11-01-2005, 06:56 AM
I cried, and got angry when Optimus Prime died.
I felt cheated when they brought him back.
P.
changingshades
11-01-2005, 06:57 AM
I'm never too busy while I'm at my table. please feel at home around me, I'm very social if you let me.
I just don't talk to non-talkative peeps because I never know if they just don't like me, or are just shy. I tend to think they don't like me.
Actually you were half way doing a sketch when I met you so I let you do that and got free stuff from the guys.
DAMMIT I keep meaning to read that too. I'm down to about the last 50 issues of stuff I got from Chicago tha tI have yet to read
gwyllgi
11-01-2005, 07:00 AM
I was attacked by a gerbil.
David
11-01-2005, 07:01 AM
I was attacked by a gerbil.
his name wasnt lemmywinks was it? :scared:
Taki Soma
11-01-2005, 07:01 AM
Actually you were half way doing a sketch when I met you so I let you do that and got free stuff from the guys.
DAMMIT I keep meaning to read that too. I'm down to about the last 50 issues of stuff I got from Chicago tha tI have yet to read
I can talk and draw at the same time!
David
11-01-2005, 07:04 AM
- i have black hair with natural red highlights :?
changingshades
11-01-2005, 07:04 AM
- im genuinely surprised that one of my threads has stuck around this long, and with that i've probably killed it.....good run while it lasted
nah this is a great thread
I've found the ones that are open ended that let's people talk about themselves and say interesting things run really long
that or if they have boobs.
DaGetHighKnight
11-01-2005, 07:06 AM
I tend to find the worst in everything.
I do very stupid things and regret them.
I have a very bad nervous stomach condition.Some people get butterflies, i get a hornets nest in my stomach.
gwyllgi
11-01-2005, 07:06 AM
his name wasnt lemmywinks was it? :scared:
i don't know. he was a breeder animal and goddamn near bit my throat when i went to clean his cage.
bit my hands pretty bad.
changingshades
11-01-2005, 07:07 AM
oh you :grope:
hawt
and it is worth it too
Taki Soma
11-01-2005, 07:08 AM
- i have black hair with natural red highlights :?
me too
Pat Loika
11-01-2005, 07:08 AM
Been bitten by a dog, and spit at by a monkey.
P.
changingshades
11-01-2005, 07:09 AM
me three, i used to use the radio but i moved up to my tv in my room set for a 2 hour countdown
whereas I like to sleep in as close to silence as possible. I can have a fan on, and usually do during the summer, but normally I like it quiet. If I leave the TV on I know I'll wake up in 6 or 7 hours on my own, where I'll sleep 9 without noise
I'm a wicked light sleeper too
jenifu
11-01-2005, 07:10 AM
Been bitten by a dog, and spit at by a monkey.
P.
holy shit! i almost forgot until i read this!!!
my sister and i were projectile-sprayed / peed on by a white siberian tiger!!! :lol:
changingshades
11-01-2005, 07:11 AM
every winter, just for one day, the palm of my hand peels as if I'm shedding skin like a snake
gaaaaah
snake woman
Taki Soma
11-01-2005, 07:11 AM
gaaaaah
snake woman
I am cold blooded
changingshades
11-01-2005, 07:11 AM
I cried, and got angry when Optimus Prime died.
I felt cheated when they brought him back.
P.
we all did pat
we all did
changingshades
11-01-2005, 07:12 AM
I can talk and draw at the same time!
see? I was not aware of this. I will make a note. BTW, you have to go to Dragon Con. I swear it was so much nerdy fun. I think I've said this before, but it really really was.
gwyllgi
11-01-2005, 07:13 AM
I was bitten by a rottweiler.
Children frighten me, they are too small and their movements make me nervous.
changingshades
11-01-2005, 07:14 AM
I am cold blooded
I already knew that :roll:
:D
Taki Soma
11-01-2005, 07:14 AM
see? I was not aware of this. I will make a note. BTW, you have to go to Dragon Con. I swear it was so much nerdy fun. I think I've said this before, but it really really was.
Stuart has alrady convinced me to go. He was just going on and on about it
so I will be there in 2006
changingshades
11-01-2005, 07:15 AM
Been bitten by a dog, and spit at by a monkey.
P.
this is the funniest mental image I've ever had.
Taki Soma
11-01-2005, 07:15 AM
I was bitten by a rottweiler.
Children frighten me, they are too small and their movements make me nervous.
I like kids, but babies frighten me
jason hissong
11-01-2005, 07:15 AM
holy shit! i almost forgot until i read this!!!
my sister and i were projectile-sprayed / peed on by a white siberian tiger!!! :lol:
Please tell me that wasn't at the Zoo . . . . .
When I was younger I was OBSESSED with tigers and wanted one for a pet.
-j
changingshades
11-01-2005, 07:16 AM
Stuart has alrady convinced me to go. He was just going on and on about it
so I will be there in 2006
wonderful. It's like the only time I'll get to see Stuart after the big move. I'm so looking forward to it.
PAAAR TAAAAY mother hubbards.
Pat Loika
11-01-2005, 07:17 AM
this is the funniest mental image I've ever had.
The dog bit me in the ass.
I had to take a lot of shots after that.
P.
changingshades
11-01-2005, 07:18 AM
The dog bit me in the ass.
I had to take a lot of shots after that.
P.
no wait
THAT is the funniest mental image I've ever had.
Oh and I"ve added the projectile peeing tiger just for a nice bit of 3 way action
justjeffery
11-01-2005, 07:19 AM
I get down too easily.
I cry when I'm down.
I secretly dont want to wear any shiney shirts to Wizard World Texas... but its because of the first thing...
Taki Soma
11-01-2005, 07:19 AM
The dog bit me in the ass.
I had to take a lot of shots after that.
P.
ha! Xander bit me in the ass last night!!!! I was like
'whoa! that's my ass!!!! that's just WRONG!'
Pat Loika
11-01-2005, 07:20 AM
no wait
THAT is the funniest mental image I've ever had.
Oh and I"ve added the projectile peeing tiger just for a nice bit of 3 way action
I'm glad my childhood misery made your day. :)
P.
Pat Loika
11-01-2005, 07:21 AM
ha! Xander bit me in the ass last night!!!! I was like
'whoa! that's my ass!!!! that's just WRONG!'
It's one of those 'this can't really be happening' moments. :lol:
P.
gwyllgi
11-01-2005, 07:22 AM
I almost drowned when I was about four.
My mother pulled me out of the pool by my ankle.
wabi-sabi
11-01-2005, 07:23 AM
holy shit! i almost forgot until i read this!!!
my sister and i were projectile-sprayed / peed on by a white siberian tiger!!! :lol:
Sounds like he was marking his territory. :mistrust:
Taki Soma
11-01-2005, 07:25 AM
I knew I wanted to be a cartoonist since I could hold a pencil in my hand, but I didn't really start reading comics until I was 22.
I grew up with Japanese comics (manga/anime) though, until I was about 13
jenifu
11-01-2005, 07:26 AM
Please tell me that wasn't at the Zoo . . . . .
When I was younger I was OBSESSED with tigers and wanted one for a pet.
-j
it was at some sketchy half-assed zoo in the catskills, in new york.
we kept bugging my mom to take us to see this tiger. she kept telling us to shut up already, as she was hot and tired. we kept whining. eventually, she
said, 'AGH! FINE! if we go, will you shut up?!?', which we promised, so she did.
we were standing right in front of the cage, when the tiger very casually sauntered a few steps away, turned its tail toward us, and fucking DOUSED US. it was like a geyser, i shit you not.
at least i only got hit on the chest. my sister - who was at least a foot shorter than me - got it full in the freaking face. and mouth.
my mom laughed so hard she was bent over double, wheezing without making any actual noises except an occasional 'yarp!', tears streaming down her face. evil woman.
later that day, she got butted in the face by a goat when she tried to tear her leather pocketbook, which it was chewing on, out of its teeth. she had a huge, huge black eye for weeks. when the first few people that asked didn't believe the goat story, she just started telling people that her husband and her children beat her.
KARMIC BITCH-SLAP!!!
we are a strange, strange, unhealthy family. :grin:
AAlgar
11-01-2005, 07:27 AM
it was at some sketchy half-assed zoo in the catskills, in new york.
we kept bugging my mom to take us to see this tiger. she kept telling us to shut up already, as she was hot and tired. we kept whining. eventually, she
said, 'AGH! FINE! if we go, will you shut up?!?', which we promised, so she did.
we were standing right in front of the cage, when the tiger very casually sauntered a few steps away, turned its tail toward us, and fucking DOUSED US. it was like a geyser, i shit you not.
at least i only got hit on the chest. my sister - who was at least a foot shorter than me - got it full in the freaking face. and mouth.
my mom laughed so hard she was bent over double, wheezing without making any actual noises except an occasional 'yarp!', tears streaming down her face. evil woman.
later that day, she got butted in the face by a goat when she tried to tear her leather pocketbook, which it was chewing on, out of its teeth. she had a huge, huge black eye for weeks. when the first few people that asked didn't believe the goat story, she just started telling people that her husband and her children beat her.
KARMIC BITCH-SLAP!!!
we are a strange, strange, unhealthy family. :grin:
So is it true that tiger piss is an aphrodisiac? :heybaby:
jenifu
11-01-2005, 07:30 AM
So is it true that tiger piss is an aphrodisiac? :heybaby:
we were wee children! children, man!!!
(and i didn't ingest any. so i'd have to ask my sister. heh. heh-heh.)
wabi-sabi
11-01-2005, 07:34 AM
it was at some sketchy half-assed zoo in the catskills, in new york.
we kept bugging my mom to take us to see this tiger. she kept telling us to shut up already, as she was hot and tired. we kept whining. eventually, she
said, 'AGH! FINE! if we go, will you shut up?!?', which we promised, so she did.
we were standing right in front of the cage, when the tiger very casually sauntered a few steps away, turned its tail toward us, and fucking DOUSED US. it was like a geyser, i shit you not.
at least i only got hit on the chest. my sister - who was at least a foot shorter than me - got it full in the freaking face. and mouth.
my mom laughed so hard she was bent over double, wheezing without making any actual noises except an occasional 'yarp!', tears streaming down her face. evil woman.
later that day, she got butted in the face by a goat when she tried to tear her leather pocketbook, which it was chewing on, out of its teeth. she had a huge, huge black eye for weeks. when the first few people that asked didn't believe the goat story, she just started telling people that her husband and her children beat her.
KARMIC BITCH-SLAP!!!
we are a strange, strange, unhealthy family. :grin:
That has to be one of the funniest zoo stories I have ever heard. And that zoo sounds familiar...
Pat Loika
11-01-2005, 07:34 AM
I got cussed out by Ryan Reynolds (Van Wilder) for refusing to give him a hotel room key.
I bumped into Alyson Hannigan in a Las Vegas club. All I could say was 'hey!'
I kept running into Joss Whedon in the San Diego Comic Con this year, at the show, and after hours. I was too scared to say 'hi.'
I got to hug Kelly Hu in 2002.
P.
Taki Soma
11-01-2005, 07:35 AM
I once asked for a hair trim (my hair was down to my ribcage) and the lady hacked about a foot off, making my hair short enough so it's above my shoulders.
I cried
jason hissong
11-01-2005, 07:35 AM
Jenifu- that's crazy.
Instant Karma indeed.
Crazy but HI-FUCKING-LARIOUS!
-jason
Taki Soma
11-01-2005, 07:37 AM
I once handled an original Picasso statue with my bare hands, as well as some other fine arts pieces
WinterRose
11-01-2005, 07:42 AM
I'm nearly 35 years old, and I've never been drunk.
I'm allergic to nicotine smoke. I tried to learn to smoke a cigarrette for a stage part once, accidentally got a good drag off of it, and was sick for a week.
Some of my family's forebears all had last names that might be great for a horror writer. IE: Gore, Butcher, Frye
I have broken my left arm three seperate times.
Numerologically, I am a One. I'm a metal boar, by the chinese zodiac. By the western I'm a Virgo with a Pisces Rising and a Gemini Moon. My birthday, September 10th 1971, reduces strangely in every esoteric system it's ever applied to, usually producing a rare result that predicts a unique, influential and extraordinary life.
Pat Loika
11-01-2005, 07:44 AM
The last concert I've been to was Sigur Ros last October.
My next one is a Stars/Death Cab for Cutie on the 9th.
P.
Taki Soma
11-01-2005, 07:47 AM
I saw a Kevin Sorbo sit com pilot that was / will probably never air, with him right next to my table.
Taki Soma
11-01-2005, 07:50 AM
Everytime I see Alex Ross at a con, I get weak in the knees and my heart starts to flutter, and I'm left speechless.
Pat Loika
11-01-2005, 07:54 AM
Every time I see Taki Soma at a con, I check my wallet. Actually, I feel more at home, because it means I have a friend around. :)
Every time I see John Cassaday at a con, he gets hotter.
And every time I see Grant Morrison, I slowly turn gay.
P.
jason hissong
11-01-2005, 07:54 AM
My last concert was Jimmy Eat World at the Metro in Chicago nearly a year ago.
I can't remember if I ever went to a concert before that.
If I were to ever meet David Mack at a con or something, I think I'd be speachless.
-j
Taki Soma
11-01-2005, 07:55 AM
Every time I see Taki Soma at a con, I check my wallet. Actually, I feel more at home, because it means I have a friend around. :)
Every time I see John Cassaday at a con, he gets hotter.
And every time I see Grant Morrison, I slowly turn gay.
P.you should check your wallet. I like to steal people's wallet sized photos.
Pat Loika
11-01-2005, 07:57 AM
you should check your wallet. I like to steal people's wallet sized photos.
That explains where all those photos of my gf went. :p
P.
changingshades
11-01-2005, 07:58 AM
My last concert was Jimmy Eat World at the Metro in Chicago nearly a year ago.
I can't remember if I ever went to a concert before that.
If I were to ever meet David Mack at a con or something, I think I'd be speachless.
-j David is actually pretty aproachable
but if you piss him off he'll slam you into the bed and fuck up your rib cage
It's true, he did it to my friend.
changingshades
11-01-2005, 08:00 AM
you should check your wallet. I like to steal people's wallet sized photos.
I don't have any pictures in my wallet. I used to in high school but they kept falling out and I'd lose them so I said fuck it and don't any more. That's why I love camera phones, it's like wallet pictures, but better
Taki Soma
11-01-2005, 08:01 AM
David is actually pretty aproachable
but if you piss him off he'll slam you into the bed and fuck up your rib cage
It's true, he did it to my friend.
ha, that was stu and andy
am I right?
David
11-01-2005, 08:01 AM
- i met my first and only true love during junior kindergarten, after that she switched schools and we didnt see each other till grade 9 of high school. we started to go out and i told her i've been in love with her since j.k., she told me i was a freak and slapped me. aint love a bitch???
Taki Soma
11-01-2005, 08:01 AM
I don't have any pictures in my wallet. I used to in high school but they kept falling out and I'd lose them so I said fuck it and don't any more. That's why I love camera phones, it's like wallet pictures, but better
looks like I'll have to start stealing people's phones then. thanks for the head's up.
jason hissong
11-01-2005, 08:03 AM
David is actually pretty aproachable
but if you piss him off he'll slam you into the bed and fuck up your rib cage
It's true, he did it to my friend.
David and I have pmed/posted a couple of back and forth's. He is indeed approachable like that.
I just think I'd be too intimidated. The man's work is a treasure to me.
-j
changingshades
11-01-2005, 08:09 AM
ha, that was stu and andy
am I right?
yes, yes it is
David is all like a rabid wolverine with ADD if you're not careful :D
changingshades
11-01-2005, 08:13 AM
looks like I'll have to start stealing people's phones then. thanks for the head's up.
...dammit
:x
changingshades
11-01-2005, 08:14 AM
David and I have pmed/posted a couple of back and forth's. He is indeed approachable like that.
I just think I'd be too intimidated. The man's work is a treasure to me.
-j
yeah I was like that until I saw Andy Lee's Penis
After that, I know that all creators are just people like you and me
and Andy Lee has a huge schlong.
Taki Soma
11-01-2005, 08:14 AM
yes, yes it is
David is all like a rabid wolverine with ADD if you're not careful :D
ya, Stu told me about it. Crying.
ok, that last part was a lie.
Taki Soma
11-01-2005, 08:16 AM
yeah I was like that until I saw Andy Lee's Penis
After that, I know that all creators are just people like you and me
and Andy Lee has a huge schlong.
:shock:
and yes, they are all people. and if creators act like they're above whatever, they're lame. shit, no one would give a fuck what you do for work outside of comics, so there is no need for attitude... no that there's a need for attitude ever.
jason hissong
11-01-2005, 08:18 AM
I know all that in my head- Mack puts his pants on one leg at a time just like I do.
I just, I don't know. I've never been to a con. Not sure how I'd act.
-j
Pat Loika
11-01-2005, 08:19 AM
I know all that in my head- Mack puts his pants on one leg at a time just like I do.
I just, I don't know. I've never been to a con. Not sure how I'd act.
-j
Mack is the nicest guy, ever. I have a funny story about him and a friend of mine that was so unbelievable...
P.
changingshades
11-01-2005, 08:20 AM
ya, Stu told me about it. Crying.
ok, that last part was a lie.
I wouldn't doubt it. He was hurtin pretty bad all through D-Con
David Mack is a good man, but he did done beat up my friend
changingshades
11-01-2005, 08:22 AM
:shock:
and yes, they are all people. and if creators act like they're above whatever, they're lame. shit, no one would give a fuck what you do for work outside of comics, so there is no need for attitude... no that there's a need for attitude ever.
nah, I find that people that are assholes because of their jobs would be assholes regardless of what they do.
Attitude is for bitches
changingshades
11-01-2005, 08:24 AM
I know all that in my head- Mack puts his pants on one leg at a time just like I do.
I just, I don't know. I've never been to a con. Not sure how I'd act.
-jyou should totally go to Chicago this year. It's fucking great. Costumes/other boarders/shirt pants
um, actually shirtpants is not cool but still
I'm more than a little sad I probably won't make it this year. Still, San Diego should be nutty
Taki Soma
11-01-2005, 08:25 AM
I know all that in my head- Mack puts his pants on one leg at a time just like I do.
I just, I don't know. I've never been to a con. Not sure how I'd act.
-jbut not Alex Ross! I heard he has a jet pack so he can ease himself into a pair of pants with both his legs going in at the same time from the top.
changingshades
11-01-2005, 08:25 AM
OKay random fact
I'm wearing the shirt that I have on in my signature, right now
jenifu
11-01-2005, 08:26 AM
but not Alex Ross! I heard he has a jet pack so he can ease himself into a pair of pants with both his legs going in at the same time from the top.
but...scorched pants?!?
jason hissong
11-01-2005, 08:26 AM
Mack is the nicest guy, ever. I have a funny story about him and a friend of mine that was so unbelievable...
P.
Well, don't just leave me hanging!
You're sentence isn't up.
-j
changingshades
11-01-2005, 08:27 AM
but not Alex Ross! I heard he has a jet pack so he can ease himself into a pair of pants with both his legs going in at the same time from the top.
plus his pants are made out of solid gold
and he pays homeless peole to massage his bald head everymorning
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