How Did You Wake Up This Morning?

[Taki Soma]

or if not morning, the last time you woke up...?

I woke up to Xander incessantly licking my face (we do this thing, since he was a kitten where I give him kissies and he gives me kissies back by licking the fuck out of the areas around my mouth and chin) and since it hurts, because their tongue is made of sandpaper, I keep turning my face and trying to sleep... then he sits on top of my chest, sphinx style and holds my head in between his paws so as not to allow me to turn my head easily(he had a strong grip!), and just kept licking and purring really loud. I finally gave up and woke up so I can pet him, cause that's clearly what he was waking me up for... an urgent neck massage...

what a cute way to wake up??? awwwww but my face feels a little raw ewwwwww

How about you??

[Pat Loika]

Awww..how cute.

I woke up at my drawing table, and I've got some ink on my face.

P.

[V-Man]

I just got up.

[DrMachine]

or if not morning, the last time you woke up...?

I woke up to Xander incessantly licking my face (we do this thing, since he was a kitten where I give him kissies and he gives me kissies back by licking the fuck out of the areas around my mouth and chin) and since it hurts, because their tongue is made of sandpaper, I keep turning my face and trying to sleep... then he sits on top of my chest, sphinx style and holds my head in between his paws so as not to allow me to turn my head easily(he had a strong grip!), and just kept licking and purring really loud. I finally gave up and woke up so I can pet him, cause that's clearly what he was waking me up for... an urgent neck massage...

what a cute way to wake up??? awwwww but my face feels a little raw ewwwwww

How about you??

this is clearly a hardwired cat behavior....that's very similar to how I woke up yesterday

today it was my alarm clock

[The Cheap-Arse Film Critic]

I woke up in a pretty good mood this morning.

I was a bit of a cunt the day before. Really foul mood.

[Schroedingers Cat]

With my 8 year old Son standing in front of me, smiling.

It is his birthday today, so he was excited and waiting for me to wake up.

I opened my eyes, smiled and said Happy Birthday and reached out my arms so I can give him a hug.

Jim

[Taki Soma]

With my 8 year old Son standing in front of me, smiling.

It is his birthday today, so he was excited and waiting for me to wake up.

I opened my eyes, smiled and said Happy Birthday and reached out my arms so I can give him a hug.

Jim
that is the sweetest, cutest way to wake up ever.

you beat my kitty alarm clock.

[sumopanda]

Honestly? I woke up shaking and smelling of booze. I relocated to the couch, where I fell asleep again shaking and smelling of booze. Now i'm just smelling of booze and waiting for the 'roommate' to wake up so I can take a shower without having to be super duper stealthy about it so as not to disturb his slumber. Yes, that's how I woke up. Considerably less cute than Taki ;)

[Taki Soma]

Awww..how cute.

I woke up at my drawing table, and I've got some ink on my face.

P.
sure it wasn't black drool?

[Pat Loika]

sure it wasn't black drool?

The drool wouldn't get on my forehead unless I slept hanging upside down, so no.

P.

[Howlett]

Just woke up at 7am for no reason. Been here pretty much non stop since.

God I love being at home sick :mad:

[Lab-Rat]

I woke up this morning to the sound of my alarm clock. Then I went back to sleep. 15 minutes I woke up to the alarm on my cell phone going off on the other side of the room. I then went back to sleep. And hour later I woke up after looking at the time and seeing that I needed to leave for work within the next 30 minutes or I'd be late.

I got to work 15 minutes early. yay me.

[Taki Soma]

this is clearly a hardwired cat behavior....that's very similar to how I woke up yesterday

today it was my alarm clock
yay kitties!

[Taki Soma]

Honestly? I woke up shaking and smelling of booze. I relocated to the couch, where I fell asleep again shaking and smelling of booze. Now i'm just smelling of booze and waiting for the 'roommate' to wake up so I can take a shower without having to be super duper stealthy about it so as not to disturb his slumber. Yes, that's how I woke up. Considerably less cute than Taki ;)
but sounds like Taki kinda morning durning cons! :lol:

[Taki Soma]

The drool wouldn't get on my forehead unless I slept hanging upside down, so no.

P.
you coulda been really into the Halloween spirit.. shiiiiiit ;-)

[Smokinblues]

but sounds like Taki kinda morning durning cons! :lol:

I just figured the Xander Alarm was the exception and all your mornings were like this.

[Shwicaz]

I just got up.

I'm always like that in the morning.

;)

[Taki Soma]

I just figured the Xander Alarm was the exception and all your mornings were like this.
shhhhh

I usually wake up face down on my kitchen floor most mornings, smelling of booze...

but shhhhh

[AAlgar]

I woke to my puppy licking my toes.

[Angel of Distraction]

I woke up threee times. The last time the robot dinosaurs woke me up by making the phone ring.

[Simps]

I woke up with my blankets fallen off my bed, freezing cold in my room, pizza boxes on the floor, the TV on with RULES OF ATTRACTION paused, my costume from last night strewn about, and a headache from last night's activities.

[Victor Cabanelas]

Alarm rang at 11:30, found the will power to get up at 12:45.

[james michael]

i woke up to bullet with butterfly rings, at two in the morning...
my friend zach was calling me to see what i was doing...

[Pat Loika]

you coulda been really into the Halloween spirit.. shiiiiiit ;-)

Stranger things have happened... :cool:

P.

[Shwicaz]

I woke up with my blankets fallen off my bed, freezing cold in my room, pizza boxes on the floor, the TV on with RULES OF ATTRACTION paused, my costume from last night strewn about, and a headache from last night's activities.


Did you 'rock the hat', Clark? ;)

[sumopanda]

Taki Taki Taki... you must be like me, waking up every time swearing that you'll never drink like that again. Then you go to a party, and you have a beer, and then someone else buys you a beer, and then you think "Wow that beer was good, i want another one" and before you know it you're waking up on the floor with gatorade spilled everywhere and your eyeballs hurting. Uh... not that i've ever done that! I've heard! that's all!

[Shannon Chenoweth]

Woke up a couple minutes before the alarm went off. Don't ya hate that? :p

[Taki Soma]

Taki Taki Taki... you must be like me, waking up every time swearing that you'll never drink like that again. Then you go to a party, and you have a beer, and then someone else buys you a beer, and then you think "Wow that beer was good, i want another one" and before you know it you're waking up on the floor with gatorade spilled everywhere and your eyeballs hurting. Uh... not that i've ever done that! I've heard! that's all!
you just described my morning ritual.

gatorade... vitamins... water... on the floor, holding on to the little dignity I have left.

[BlueNote27]

or if not morning, the last time you woke up...?

I woke up to Xander incessantly licking my face (we do this thing, since he was a kitten where I give him kissies and he gives me kissies back by licking the fuck out of the areas around my mouth and chin) and since it hurts, because their tongue is made of sandpaper, I keep turning my face and trying to sleep... then he sits on top of my chest, sphinx style and holds my head in between his paws so as not to allow me to turn my head easily(he had a strong grip!), and just kept licking and purring really loud. I finally gave up and woke up so I can pet him, cause that's clearly what he was waking me up for... an urgent neck massage...

what a cute way to wake up??? awwwww but my face feels a little raw ewwwwww

How about you??

Replace "Xander" with "my girlfriend."

:D

That's how I woke up.

[Lab-Rat]

Replace "Xander" with "my girlfriend."

:D

That's how I woke up.

Your girlfrind's toung is like sandpaper?

[Joel]

There's a new puppy in the house named Mavis (Mavis Jean Springsteen). She's only 7 weeks old. She's cries Sooo Loud. She woke me up @ 5, 7, 9, and then noon. Bulldog pups cry like a baby. Good thing she's so cute and loveable..

[WinterRose]

Since things have been cooling off, I woke up at 10 AM, deeply reluctant to get out of bed. I'm telling ya folks, a heated waterbed is damn nice when its chilly in the morning. I slept well, and woke up as I normally do. Unable to sleep anymore, and vaguely horny whilst my mind cycles up into conscious lucidity.

But yay! Next week I get to wake up to alarm clock-ness and Macha's Rook cos I'll be able to visit her more often during the week.

[silverboy]

I woke up in my bed holding my girlfriend

[Victor Cabanelas]

This thread´s made me realise how much I miss waking up next to someone dear.

I predict heavy drinking tonight

[sumopanda]

This thread´s made me realise how much I miss waking up next to someone dear.

I predict heavy drinking tonight

This thread makes me realize that most of youse guys probably don't really have girlfriends and are just making it up so you look cool. I mean, come on, you post on benbo, that makes you undateable right there!!! No woman would have you! :lol:


I kid, I kid.

[Angel of Distraction]

Taki Taki Taki... you must be like me, waking up every time swearing that you'll never drink like that again. Then you go to a party, and you have a beer, and then someone else buys you a beer, and then you think "Wow that beer was good, i want another one" and before you know it you're waking up on the floor with gatorade spilled everywhere and your eyeballs hurting. Uh... not that i've ever done that! I've heard! that's all!

I never had that problem with something that tastes so wretched.

[Simps]

Did you 'rock the hat', Clark? ;)

I did not. But Charles went dressed as a guy from the Red Stripe commericals, with full black face and afro.

[Donal DeLay]

I woke up to my cat clawing at the side of the bed. He does this when he wants to play. Since he has some weird hyper-disease that makes him super adrenalized 24/7, he does this ALL night. The couch, the bed, the floor underneath the door when he lock him out.

I smacked him, then woke up.

[moonspider]

oddly enough...this was one of the days i slept like a vampire/mummy...with my arms on my chest in the form of an 'x'
and woke up drained and some dizzyness

[Christian Beranek]

I woke up late for the con and didn't feel bad about it.

[Mrs. Burke]

I woke up to my son sitting on the foot of my bed playing Pokemon Colosseum. I would have gone back to sleep but my back hurt so I just got up.

[Justin.Strange]

How Did You Wake Up This Morning?

at about noon
Just thought that I had to be in Compton soon
I gotta get drunk before the day begin
Before my mother starts bitchin bout my friends
About to go and damn near went blind
Young niggaz at the pad throwin up gang signs
Ran in the house and grabbed my clip
With the Mac-10 on the side of my hip
Bailed outside and pointed my weapon
Just as I thought, the fools kept steppin
Jumped in the fo' hit the juice on my ride
I got front back and side to side
Then I let the Alpine play
Bumpin new shit by NWA
It was "Gangsta Gangsta" at the top of the list
Then I played my own shit, it went somethin like this:

Cruisin down the street in my six-fo'
Jockin the bitches, slappin the hoes
Went to the park to get the scoop
Knuckleheads out there cold shootin some hoops
A car pulls up, who can it be?
A fresh El Camino rolled, Kilo G
He rolls down his window and he started to say
It's all about makin that GTA

Cuz the boyz n tha hood are always hard
You come talkin that trash we'll pull your card
Knowin nothin in life but to be legit
Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't sayin shit

Down on B's in the place to give me the pace
He said my man JB is on freebase
The boy JB was a friend of mine
Til I caught him in my car tryin to steal my Alpine
Chased him up the street to call a truce
The silly motherfucker pull out a deuce-deuce
Little did he know I had a loaded 12 gauge
One sucker dead, LA Times front page

Cuz the boyz n tha hood are always hard
You come talkin that trash we'll pull your card
Knowin nothin in life but to be legit
Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't sayin shit

Bored as hell and I wanna get ill
So I went to a spot where my homeboys chill
The fellows out there, makin that dollar
I pulled up in my 6-4 Impala
They greet me with a 40 and I start drinkin
And from the 8-ball my breath start stinkin
Love to get my girl, to rock that body
Before I left I hit the Bacardi
Went to her house to get her out of the pad

Dumb hoe says something that made me mad
She said somethin that I couldn't believe
So I grabbed the stupid bitch by her nappy ass weave
Started talkin shit,wouldn't ya know?
Reached back like a pimp slapped the hoe
Her fater jumped up and started to shout
So I threw a right-cross and knocked his old ass out

Cuz the boyz n tha hood are always hard
You come talkin that trash we'll pull your card
Knowin nothin in life but to be legit
Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't sayin shit

I'm rollin hard now I'm under control
Then wrapped the six-fo' round the telephone poll
I looked at my car and I said, "Oh brother
I throw it in the gutter and go buy another"
Walkin home and I see the G ride
Now Ket is drivin Kilo on the side
As they busted a U, they got pulled over
An undercover cop in a dark green Nova
Ket got beaten for resistin arrest
He socked the pig in the head for rippin his Guess
Now G is cut for doin the crime
For defence on the boy, he'll do some time

Cuz the boyz n tha hood are always hard
You come talkin that trash we'll pull your card
Knowin nothin in life but to be legit
Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't sayin shit

I went to get them out but there was no bail
The fellaz start to riot in the county jail
Two days later in municiple court
Kilo G on trial straight cold cut a fork
Distruption of a court, said the judge
On a six year sentence my man didn't budge
Bailer came over to turn him in
Kilo G looked up and gave a grin
He yelled out "FIRE!", then came Suzi
The bitch came in with a sub-machine Uzi
Police shot the bitch but didn't hurt her
Both up state for attempted murder

[wabi-sabi]

I never had that problem with something that tastes so wretched.
I do hope you are referring to the Gatorade, and not the beer. :mad: and I think my alarm went off this morning, but I don't recall hearing it and I woke up when it should have gone off.

[kubiak]

My dad called me at 10 AM to tell me that the band Cake was playing in town tonight.

[lovewillkill]

or if not morning, the last time you woke up...?

I woke up to Xander incessantly licking my face (we do this thing, since he was a kitten where I give him kissies and he gives me kissies back by licking the fuck out of the areas around my mouth and chin) and since it hurts, because their tongue is made of sandpaper, I keep turning my face and trying to sleep... then he sits on top of my chest, sphinx style and holds my head in between his paws so as not to allow me to turn my head easily(he had a strong grip!), and just kept licking and purring really loud. I finally gave up and woke up so I can pet him, cause that's clearly what he was waking me up for... an urgent neck massage...

what a cute way to wake up??? awwwww but my face feels a little raw ewwwwww

How about you??

That wasn't Xander.

lwk

[Mick]

I woke up to my roommates playing "Du Hast" (Host?) at top volume. I immediately drove to McDonald's for breakfast, then proceeded to babysit 50 college-age students for a football game. Then I dressed up as Jose Canseco for Halloween. Lotsa fun.

[Pat Loika]

I woke up downstairs. I fell asleep UPstairs.

What the fuck did I do?!

P.

[J. Wilson]

or if not morning, the last time you woke up...?

I woke up to Xander incessantly licking my face (we do this thing, since he was a kitten where I give him kissies and he gives me kissies back by licking the fuck out of the areas around my mouth and chin) and since it hurts, because their tongue is made of sandpaper, I keep turning my face and trying to sleep... then he sits on top of my chest, sphinx style and holds my head in between his paws so as not to allow me to turn my head easily(he had a strong grip!), and just kept licking and purring really loud. I finally gave up and woke up so I can pet him, cause that's clearly what he was waking me up for... an urgent neck massage...

what a cute way to wake up??? awwwww but my face feels a little raw ewwwwww

How about you??

So if I lick your face to wake you up in the morning, you'll kiss me?

Whoo Hoo! Party Time in Philly next year! LOL!

I kid, I kid.

[Criden]

sure it wasn't black drool?

Uh, I believe the correct term is African-American drool?

Keep this up and I won't be calling you on "Leave an Asian-American a message day," next year. :lol:

[Gavin]

I woke up still feeling kinda sick. And on top of that I had a sore back. But, I'm feeling better now, after napping, reading, and watching Batman Begins all day. That's not to say that I watched Batman Begins all day. I only watched it once, but it was one of those other two activities that made up my day.

[Pat Loika]

Uh, I believe the correct term is African-American drool?

Keep this up and I won't be calling you on "Leave an Asian-American a message day," next year. :lol:

You people have the worst sense of timing when you make those calls. :lol:

P.

[Criden]

You people have the worst sense of timing when you make those calls. :lol:

P.

"What do you mean, you people?!" :lol:

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