Rachael Ray (30 Minute Meals)

[Caley Tibbittz]

So I'm watching her cooking show, and she says "Let's get these portabellas off", and I say "I'd like you to get my 'portabella' off". Then she says "Let's work on these potatoes", and I say "I'd like to work on your 'potatoes'". Then she says "Put them back in the hot pot", and I say "I'd like to put something in your 'hot pot'".

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My point is that Rachael Ray is almost hot enough to make me regularly watch a cooking show. :Oops:

http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/1430/dseraiscrachaelray01a7qv.jpg

:grope:

[Matt Jay]

I can't stand her. I'm sorry.

[jason hissong]

Tibbitz,

I approve of this thread much more than your poetry thread, no offense.

Great article about her a co-worker sent me from the NYT.


-jason

[Caley Tibbittz]

I haven't been this turned on by a cooking show since Jamie Oliver's The Naked Chef...;)

[The Human Target]

You'd fuck a wet bag of cement if somone cut a whole in it.

[skinnyrunaway]

i love this woman so much. my entire family wants to do her, including my two sisters and mom. shes so hot.

[madmartigan]

you are by far the saddeest human being, in exsistence.

[V-Man]

i love this woman so much. my entire family wants to do her, including my two sisters and mom. shes so hot.

Whoa.



- V-Man

[TomBelandTSSTG]

If she could cook and not speak.. ever... I'd watch her. Otherwise, she has the laugh of a horse and she never shuts the fuck up. Plus, the stuff she wears does nothing for her looks.. seriously. And I'm a food network JUNKIE.

I'm more into that DeLaurentis gal on Everyday Italian. Sure, she's got sort of a bobble-head type of look, but she's easy on the eyes and I can listen to her.

I also love the woman on HOW TO BOIL WATER... Jack Corrigan I think her name is. Outstanding figure and she's funny.

[Los]

I don't know lately she hasn't been looking that hot.

[batmanbooyah]

EVERYTIME she says "parmigiano oregiano!" i want to punch my dick.

[Ben]

Eh

I've had better

[gwyllgi]

Tibb. you are creepy.
that is all.

[The Girl]

Most annoying laugh EVER.

[Humphrey_Lee]

Tibb. you are creepy.
that is all.

Don't let them get you down Tib, I'd hit it too... of course, I'm probably on equal terms with you in the desperation department

[Mr. E!]

Harpers has an article this month on how The Food Network uses the same techniques as porn to sell their shows. It is really a fascinating piece. Rachel Ray fulfills the role of the girl next door, the Mary Ann of the Food Network.
http://i3log.com/uploads/rachael-ray-picture_ray.JPG

[SteveZegers]

She's easy on the eyes, but her voice and phrases could kill it. (EVOO! EVOO!)

Just watch "Everyday Italian" instead. (But she has that annoying pronunciation thing where she over pronounces any Italian word. SPAH-Ghetti)

[Caley Tibbittz]

She's easy on the eyes, but her voice and phrases could kill it. (EVOO! EVOO!)

Just watch "Everyday Italian" instead. (But she has that annoying pronunciation thing where she over pronounces any Italian word. SPAH-Ghetti)
I like her voice just fine... she's a tad chipper and excitable though... it's just food, for Christ's sake...

[yskitch]

love rachel ray...i think she is annoying, but from what i have read about her, that is just how she is...chipper and a go getter...is that so wrong in life?

[MIKE D]

She's not hot.

[Meteornotes]

I like her, though just one time on $40 A Day, I'd like to see her go to a restaurant and after eating exclaim something like "Jesus, this food is worse than the bile of satan!" Not every restaurant in every city can have amazing food...

dt

[Stephanie]

She's easy on the eyes, but her voice and phrases could kill it. (EVOO! EVOO!)

Just watch "Everyday Italian" instead. (But she has that annoying pronunciation thing where she over pronounces any Italian word. SPAH-Ghetti)
I KNOW! Those are the reasons why I CAN'T STAND HER SHOW!!!! I'm really big into cooking and love cooking shows but crap like "EVOO" just grates on my nerves to the point where I actually have to turn the TV off.



Harpers has an article this month on how The Food Network uses the same techniques as porn to sell their shows. It is really a fascinating piece. Rachel Ray fulfills the role of the girl next door, the Mary Ann of the Food Network.
http://i3log.com/uploads/rachael-ray-picture_ray.JPG
1. I have to remember to pick up Harper's.
2. I never thought Rachel Ray was ugly (kinda average I guess) but MY GOD! THAT PHOTO IS NASTY!

[Wastrel]

i like her.

[Wastrel]

2. I never thought Rachel Ray was ugly (kinda average I guess) but MY GOD! THAT PHOTO IS NASTY!
compared to what? :-?

[MIKE D]

I hope the airbrush guy got overtime for that pic.

[gwyllgi]

probably not, mike.

I don't mind rachel ray. i think she's sorta a dork. i like alton brown better.
he's a dork also, but i learn from him.

I made the BEST pancakes ever following some advice from his show.

[MIKE D]

Alton Brown rocks.

[KBash]

Rachel Ray is doable, but I wouldn't classify her as hot.

The Everyday Italian girl, she's hot. Though, she obviously does not eat her own food, as just about all of it is really really bad for you.

[eroz]

If she could cook and not speak.. ever... I'd watch her. Otherwise, she has the laugh of a horse and she never shuts the fuck up. Plus, the stuff she wears does nothing for her looks.. seriously. And I'm a food network JUNKIE.

I'm more into that DeLaurentis gal on Everyday Italian. Sure, she's got sort of a bobble-head type of look, but she's easy on the eyes and I can listen to her.

I also love the woman on HOW TO BOIL WATER... Jack Corrigan I think her name is. Outstanding figure and she's funny.
I also think Giada is better looking but she does have a big head or it might be her hair, not sure. She almost always has a low-cut blouse and is constantly bending over or chopping up stuff making her boobs bounce and jiggle.

[dwam0]

She's got no chest but she has a black girl's butt and she wears tight pants.

They used to have this hot ass Italian woman with an English accent on who was really stacked. I used to love to see her make anything that involved whisking, shaking, jumping up and down, etc.

[TomBelandTSSTG]

She's got no chest but she has a black girl's butt and she wears tight pants.

They used to have this hot ass Italian woman with an English accent on who was really stacked. I used to love to see her make anything that involved whisking, shaking, jumping up and down, etc.

http://www.lookalikes-susanscott.co.uk/New%20images/TV%20Stars/Nigella%20Lawson.jpg

Nigella Lawson is the one you're thinking of. Her shows were like food porn.

http://images.scrippsweb.com/FOOD/2004/02/27/sandra_lee_d.jpg

And Sandra Lee is the official MILF of Food Network. I can watch her stir brownie mix all day.

There was another dark-haired vixen who cooked spanish food on a show called Melting Pot who was amazing to look at.

[Allgold]

I'm a little suspect of someone who's constantly smiling and in a good mood. Show some other emotion, you robot you!! The cover of her first cookbook, she's a dead ringer for the Joker--check it out. I didn't know people could smile that hard without breaking something in their face.

[Blake Sims]

If she could cook and not speak.. ever... I'd watch her. Otherwise, she has the laugh of a horse and she never shuts the fuck up. Plus, the stuff she wears does nothing for her looks.. seriously. And I'm a food network JUNKIE.

I'm more into that DeLaurentis gal on Everyday Italian. Sure, she's got sort of a bobble-head type of look, but she's easy on the eyes and I can listen to her.

I also love the woman on HOW TO BOIL WATER... Jack Corrigan I think her name is. Outstanding figure and she's funny.
you are correct

[ihategravity]

When I pass by the Food Network, if Rachel Ray is on I tend to stop and check her out. She's attractive, and she's a little dorky, but that's her quirk. I find it adorably cute and sexy.

[xyzzy]

And Sandra Lee is the official MILF of Food Network. I can watch her stir brownie mix all day.

Maybe if the food she made was slightly less disgusting.

[xyzzy]

Heh. Doing a google search for Giada and "giant head" came up with this remarkably similar thread:

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=8355 (http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=8355)

[Blake Sims]

http://images.scrippsweb.com/FOOD/2004/02/27/sandra_lee_d.jpg

And Sandra Lee is the official MILF of Food Network. I can watch her stir brownie mix all day.
Sandra Lee is hot as hell

[gwyllgi]

wow. i think i'm the only person who doesn't watch food network for tits.

[Blake Sims]

wow. i think i'm the only person who doesn't watch food network for tits.
no your not its just something I noticed after watching it

Good Eats is probably the best show that network has

[TomBelandTSSTG]

http://images.scrippsweb.com/FOOD/2004/05/25/jack_hourigan_02_e.jpg
Jack Hourigan of HOW TO BOIL WATER.
The method, of course, would be to put her in my bathtub... mrroOWWWwwlll!!!

This show, FOOD 911 and GOOD EATS are the top three shows on Food Network.

[Smokinblues]

http://images.scrippsweb.com/FOOD/2004/05/25/jack_hourigan_02_e.jpg
Jack Hourigan of HOW TO BOIL WATER.
The method, of course, would be to put her in my bathtub... mrroOWWWwwlll!!!

This show, FOOD 911 and GOOD EATS are the top three shows on Food Network.

agreed

[SethInAz]

She's gotta great can for having no rack at all. She talks waaaaay too much with her hands though. I'd still let her hit me.

[SethInAz]

I haven't been this turned on by a cooking show since Jamie Oliver's The Naked Chef...;)

I actually liked Oliver's shows. Don't know why they took him off the air.

I think Rachel Ray is letting herself go now that she just got married.

[TomBelandTSSTG]

She's gotta give up those tight clothes she wears. It really does nothing for her. Put her in a looser top and she looks a lot better.

[Caley Tibbittz]

She's gotta give up those tight clothes she wears. It really does nothing for her.Yes, I agree that Rachael Ray should cook nude... or while stripping, either way...