I'm so stupid. WHY KELE!? [Archive]

kelemanga

10-10-2005, 10:09 AM

Oh my gosh,
Today I had signed up for this whole thing about music. It was like me representing a whole quarter of 8th and 9th grade. Like 150 people turned up and watched me perform and when I performed I was sooooo pissed because i came joint 3rd which is joint last place :(. Oh well atleast this old 1st grade pianist did as well as the 5th grade pianist. I was sooooooo scared. Everyone clapped as I came on making my face go red and my fingers run on the piano. Good day though, I got claps for my moonlight sonata :D Go Beethoven you rock biatch.

kelemanga

10-10-2005, 10:19 AM

okay nobody cares... time to play hangman with myself.

Ben Rosen

10-10-2005, 10:20 AM

http://www.bbc.co.uk/norfolk/content/images/2005/02/03/bloc_party_kele_okereke_3_250_250x300.jpg

kelemanga

10-10-2005, 10:21 AM

I play the piano and that only. Guitars scare kele when not in avril lavigne, maddona or britney spear's music.

Ben Rosen

10-10-2005, 10:22 AM

no, as you can see, kele plays the guitar.

kelemanga

10-10-2005, 10:23 AM

Kele is a blonde haired freak that laughs and screams like a girl :lol: aomething that man can not do. And by the way/. I'm not black :-x

Ben Rosen

10-10-2005, 10:25 AM

Kele is a blonde haired freak that laughs and screams like a girl :lol: aomething that man can not do. And by the way/. I'm not black :-x
no, kele is black, as you can see. and this joke isn't even funny, but i'll keep it up.

St.-

10-10-2005, 10:25 AM

Go read this http://www.randomhouse.com/catalog/catalog_cover.pperl?0-345-48173-9

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Evan the Shaggy

10-10-2005, 10:25 AM

Kele is a blonde haired freak that laughs and screams like a girl :lol: aomething that man can not do. And by the way/. I'm not black :-x

Wow, and you're racist.

:?

twigglet

10-10-2005, 10:30 AM

I on the other hand got a detention for making out with a girl in the corridor.

I think my day waas better!

kelemanga

10-10-2005, 10:30 AM

Evan I'm not racist,
I'm just pointing out I'm not black. There's too much saying about racism these days. I mean sure it's not fair to discriminate people due to their colour but I'm pointing out a fact. Kele isn't black. I don't mean to insult anyone and I don't care if you're black or white.. Now if I still have offended anyone please tell me why and I'm very sorry

kelemanga

10-10-2005, 10:31 AM

I on the other hand got a detention for making out with a girl in the corridor.

I think my day waas better!
It's not fair,
They fucking do it all the time. You should report that it's only a little mouth and mouth. You're 14 and priveleged to do that. Unfortunately Kele's is an all boys school making it a shit load of hell for romance.

twigglet

10-10-2005, 10:34 AM

It's not fair,
They fucking do it all the time. You should report that it's only a little mouth and mouth. You're 14 and priveleged to do that. Unfortunately Kele's is an all boys school making it a shit load of hell for romance.

All boys school?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That must completly suck.

kelemanga

10-10-2005, 10:36 AM

It does,
And they have a hunch that I'm gay which complicates the matter.

Dannñ B

10-10-2005, 10:38 AM

Kele is black and he plays guitar and sings.

Boris the Blade

10-10-2005, 10:38 AM

It does,
And they have a hunch that I'm gay which complicates the matter.
Having sex with men doesn't make you gay. Don't be afraid to experiment.

twigglet

10-10-2005, 10:39 AM

It does,
And they have a hunch that I'm gay which complicates the matter.

Meh, just go out and get a girlfriend, then they'll see whos gay!

Taxman

10-10-2005, 10:40 AM

How long have you played guitar?

kelemanga

10-10-2005, 10:40 AM

Meh, just go out and get a girlfriend, then they'll see whos gay!
Nah,
Neither am I straight, I don't want a girl or a boy. All girls I date happen to be whores.

kelemanga

10-10-2005, 10:41 AM

How long have you played guitar?
I've never played.

St.-

10-10-2005, 10:42 AM

It's not fair,
They fucking do it all the time. You should report that it's only a little mouth and mouth. You're 14 and priveleged to do that. Unfortunately Kele's is an all boys school making it a shit load of hell for romance.

Why does Kele talk in first person? why aren't you reading that manga yet. :mad:

Taxman

10-10-2005, 10:42 AM

I've never played.But there are pictures.

JABSEN

10-10-2005, 10:43 AM

Why does Kele talk in first person? why aren't you reading that manga yet. :mad:Gutar practice?

twigglet

10-10-2005, 10:43 AM

Nah,
Neither am I straight, I don't want a girl or a boy. All girls I date happen to be whores.

The more whorish the better!

kelemanga

10-10-2005, 10:43 AM

Kele talks in third person for a private reason to block things out kele doesn't wanna say.

kelemanga

10-10-2005, 10:45 AM

The more whorish the better!
The last one just keeps insulting me because I came up to her and said we should stop dating. So she dumped her rubbish in my back garden and hopefully they'll find that egg on their drive that I left there for them.

Dannñ B

10-10-2005, 10:45 AM

http://img430.imageshack.us/img430/5296/blocparty0403fc1d30534006bv.jpg

twigglet

10-10-2005, 10:49 AM

The last one just keeps insulting me because I came up to her and said we should stop dating. So she dumped her rubbish in my back garden and hopefully they'll find that egg on their drive that I left there for them.

You left an egg on thier drive?

Dude thats low, very very low :(

kelemanga

10-10-2005, 10:56 AM

You left an egg on thier drive?

Dude thats low, very very low :(
So's making me watch her in the arcades use my money she stole claiming it's hers and moan about me moaning all the time and becasuse she lost her fishing net she tried to make me responsible. Also infront of my mother trying to point out I'm a transexual and a homosexual while my mother is being kind enbough to give us a lift and she doesn't say thankyou get's out of the car puts crap in my drink at burger king and laughs at me when I fall out of a trampoline and almost break my neck and leaving me there for 10 minutes while I couldn't move. And deflating my pool and laughing about it with no apology and trying to steal my friends and make me a social reject to everybody and probably also the time I told her to be quiet during a sleepover because my dad was tired and she goes and starts shouting for a laugh and my dad get's upset. And for all that I ask you, an egg matches up to it? Oh and she had no reason to do the stuff she did, she just did it.

twigglet

10-10-2005, 11:02 AM

So's making me watch her in the arcades use my money she stole claiming it's hers and moan about me moaning all the time and becasuse she lost her fishing net she tried to make me responsible. Also infront of my mother trying to point out I'm a transexual and a homosexual while my mother is being kind enbough to give us a lift and she doesn't say thankyou get's out of the car puts crap in my drink at burger king and laughs at me when I fall out of a trampoline and almost break my neck and leaving me there for 10 minutes while I couldn't move. And deflating my pool and laughing about it with no apology and trying to steal my friends and make me a social reject to everybody and probably also the time I told her to be quiet during a sleepover because my dad was tired and she goes and starts shouting for a laugh and my dad get's upset. And for all that I ask you, an egg matches up to it? Oh and she had no reason to do the stuff she did, she just did it.

Give her my number, she sounds like my type of girl!

Taxman

10-10-2005, 11:03 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/Music_0241.gif

Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Wierd and Gilly,
The Spiders from Mars.
He played it left hand, but made it too far,
Became the special man, then we were Ziggy's Band.

Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo
Like some cat from Japan, he could lick 'em by smiling
He could leave 'me to hang
Came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan.

So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our balls
Just the beer light to guide us,
So we bitched about his fans and should we crush his sweet hands ?

Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were Voodoo
The kids was just crass, he was the naz
With God given ass
He took it all too far but boy could he play guitar.

Making love with his ego Ziggy sucked up into his mind
Like a leper messiah
When the kids had killed the rnan I had to break up the band

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/Music_0241.gif

kelemanga

10-10-2005, 11:09 AM

Give her my number, she sounds like my type of girl!
You won't like her. She's a whore. Really not nice. And I won't give you her number because of it. She ruins lives.

twigglet

10-10-2005, 11:17 AM

You won't like her. She's a whore. Really not nice. And I won't give you her number because of it. She ruins lives.

Fine don't give me her number! I'll have to go out by myself and speak to girls! I'm sure they'll love me as I know all off the original X-men and can name all the Avengers from the first #100 issues, they'll be throwing themselves at me!

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic

10-10-2005, 11:31 AM

:mistrust:

Why am I using this emoticon more and more these days?

twigglet

10-10-2005, 11:36 AM

:mistrust:

Why am I using this emoticon more and more these days?

Because you're getting older and more cynical, which means you no longer understand the youth of Britain, and weep for this countries future.

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic

10-10-2005, 11:37 AM

Because you're getting older and more cynical, which means you no longer understand the youth of Britain, and weep for this countries future.

...

... It's like you just reached inside my head and touched my brain.

Taxman

10-10-2005, 11:41 AM

Technofear, when does Kelemanga go back to where he came from?

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic

10-10-2005, 11:44 AM

Technofear, when does Kelemanga go back to where he came from?

He's his own man. He can do whatever he wants.

kelemanga

10-10-2005, 12:09 PM

:mistrust:

Why am I using this emoticon more and more these days?
Probably because of the stupid oversexed kele?

Kensington

10-10-2005, 12:27 PM

Because you're getting older and more cynical, which means you no longer understand the youth of Britain, and weep for this countries future.I'm beginning to think that Kelemanga is really Prince William...