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Angel of Distraction
09-28-2005, 05:01 PM
Item: Remote Control

Length: 8 1/3 inches

Color: gray

function: terminates television after Cardinals play

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
09-28-2005, 05:02 PM
Seven and a half inches. On a good day, I can push eight.

Am I talking about what you think?

That's between me, myself and I.

:twisted:

Angel of Distraction
09-28-2005, 05:03 PM
Seven and a half inches. On a good day, I can push eight.

My remote control is bigger than yours.

Jacob Lyon Goddard
09-28-2005, 05:05 PM
6 inches long
but 4 1/2 inches around

Ryan_ZOOM_Turner
09-28-2005, 05:07 PM
my new girlfriend said it was pretty big...

Angel of Distraction
09-28-2005, 05:08 PM
I figured I was the only one who had measured my remote control...

RED!
09-28-2005, 05:11 PM
6 inches long
but 4 1/2 inches around
you have got the width right but it seemed longer to me.

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
09-28-2005, 05:13 PM
you have got the width right but it seemed longer to me.

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Angel of Distraction
09-28-2005, 05:13 PM
censored

We can really do without that post.

Caley Tibbittz
09-28-2005, 05:15 PM
We can really do without that post.
Yeah, I don't wanna talk about Goddard's massive remote control anymore...:-|

RED!
09-28-2005, 05:15 PM
We can really do without that post.
hey you started the thread......

james michael
09-28-2005, 05:16 PM
thats between me and my priest...

Angel of Distraction
09-28-2005, 05:16 PM
hey you started the thread......

And in a sad statement on the benbo, you ensured it would continue indefinitely.

moonspider
09-28-2005, 05:18 PM
well it made all my ex gf's moan like mad and clutch the bed sheets and pillows hard

they even had to cover their mouths to keep their screaming down

Caley Tibbittz
09-28-2005, 05:18 PM
And in a sad statement on the benbo, you ensured it would continue indefinitely.
Things do get longer when she's around...

moonspider
09-28-2005, 05:20 PM
6 inches long
but 4 1/2 inches around



hey, me too
mines got that gerth

Angel of Distraction
09-28-2005, 05:20 PM
Things do get longer when she's around...

The old Tibb is back...

Shwicaz
09-28-2005, 05:21 PM
well it made all my ex gf's moan like mad and clutch the bed sheets and pillows hard

they even had to cover their mouths to keep their screaming down



were they watching a horror film?

RED!
09-28-2005, 05:24 PM
Things do get longer when she's around...
maybe that's why it seemed longer then 6 inches...

Caley Tibbittz
09-28-2005, 05:27 PM
maybe that's why it seemed longer then 6 inches...So that's why he can change the channel with it... :eek:

moonspider
09-28-2005, 05:27 PM
were they watching a horror film?


ha

ha

ha



you kidder you ;)

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
09-28-2005, 05:28 PM
I can't help but think this is my fault.

RED!
09-28-2005, 05:28 PM
So that's why he can change the channel with it... :eek:
my man is talented. :heybaby:

RyanP
09-28-2005, 05:46 PM
I think I have remote envy. I guess I better go buy a sports car tomorrow.

moonspider
09-28-2005, 05:52 PM
http://www.comicbookgirl.com/posts/boner.gif

Caley Tibbittz
09-28-2005, 05:55 PM
http://www.comicbookgirl.com/posts/boner.gif
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

moonspider
09-28-2005, 05:59 PM
:rofl::rofl::rofl:



truth be told that the joker has the biggest boner in dc comics....lol

Kefky
09-28-2005, 06:00 PM
....I don't get it. Why's the Joker talking about his boner in public? :-?

Caley Tibbittz
09-28-2005, 06:00 PM
truth be told that the joker has the biggest boner in dc comics....lol
Well, pre-Crisis anyway...:nerd:

moonspider
09-28-2005, 06:01 PM
http://www.sith.nl/multimedia/characters/c3po/boner.jpg

Joshzilla
09-29-2005, 08:13 AM
you have got the width right but it seemed longer to me.

I just threw up in my mouth alot.

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
09-29-2005, 08:17 AM
I just threw up in my mouth alot.

Welcome to how we felt last night.

AAlgar
09-29-2005, 08:34 AM
I have like 6 of them in the next room.

Joshzilla
09-29-2005, 08:46 AM
Welcome to how we felt last night.

Thank God I'm a daylight board member.

RebootedCorpse
09-29-2005, 08:55 AM
Item: Remote Control

Length: 8 1/3 inches

Color: gray

function: terminates television after Cardinals play
So your remote won't work between Oct. 8 and April? :grope:

Angel of Distraction
09-29-2005, 10:06 AM
So your remote won't work between Oct. 8 and April? :grope:

Your mom won't work between Oct. 8 and April! :mad:

RebootedCorpse
09-29-2005, 10:13 AM
Your mom won't work between Oct. 8 and April! :mad:
Oh, snap!

ihategravity
09-29-2005, 11:16 AM
http://www.comicbookgirl.com/posts/boner.gif


Hey, wait a second. That has NOTHING to do with remote controls. Really, stop derailing threads.

Boris the Blade
09-29-2005, 11:18 AM
I keep finding mine stuck between some couch cushions.

OldCanuckleHead
09-29-2005, 11:18 AM
you guys totally stole that mom joke from me. :P

Well, mine is 6 inches, probably bigger when a lady is present, i dunno...i've never whipped out a ruler when one was. Rulers are kinda the last thing on your mind.

james michael
09-29-2005, 03:04 PM
Rulers are kinda the last thing on your mind.
youve never fucked a nun... ;)

Angel of Distraction
09-29-2005, 05:04 PM
youve never fucked a nun... ;)

Guys can be nuns now!?

All RIGHT, I'm joining up. Fringe benefits!

Justin.Strange
09-29-2005, 09:18 PM
coincidentally, i looked at this thread while "Cigaro" by System of a Down was playing on the radio...

Amos Moses
09-29-2005, 09:32 PM
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