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RedStarZero
09-26-2005, 04:59 PM
Horrible news, folks. I just heard (maybe this is old news) that Patrick Swayze is making another movie. Another DANCING movie. As if we hadn't had enough of that. Someone really needs to stop that guy from ever making anything ever again.

TheTravis!
09-26-2005, 05:05 PM
Two words for you - Donnie Darko.

Swayze rules.

Mr. E!
09-26-2005, 05:06 PM
Two more words for you: Black Dog.
I don't care how good you think Donnie Darko was, the taint from Black Dog completely overpowers it.

The Roman Candle
09-26-2005, 05:07 PM
But he just made a dancing movie. Doesn't he at least need a rest, first? Perhaps he is a robot. And evil dancing robot.

TheTravis!
09-26-2005, 05:08 PM
Two more words for you: Black Dog.
I don't care how good you think Donnie Darko was, the taint from Black Dog completely overpowers it.

I will not cop to this. Black Dog might have sucked, but Red Dawn, Outsiders, Dirty Dancing, Ghost, Roadhouse, and Point Break are all movies that range from fun and silly to fucking brilliant.

RedStarZero
09-26-2005, 05:10 PM
Don't hate us. Hate Swayze.

Tay
09-26-2005, 05:11 PM
Does anyone else think that "Swayze" is just about one of the best last names ever? 'Cause I sure as hell do.

Ben
09-26-2005, 05:12 PM
Wow, that sucks. And based on your anger, I'm assuming we'll all be forced to watch it! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

The Roman Candle
09-26-2005, 05:12 PM
I will not cop to this. Black Dog might have sucked, but Red Dawn, Outsiders, Dirty Dancing, Ghost, Roadhouse, and Point Break are all movies that range from fun and silly to fucking brilliant.

Ok, I'll curb the Swayze bashing. For Johnny. Stay gold.

moonspider
09-26-2005, 05:12 PM
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/63/2738/640/Swayze.jpg

TheTravis!
09-26-2005, 05:14 PM
"Pain don't hurt"
"Nobody puts baby in the corner"

The man has uttered some of the BEST lines in cinema history.

RedStarZero
09-26-2005, 05:14 PM
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/63/2738/640/Swayze.jpg

That was so horrible, that it kind of made me laugh a little.

Jesus, that guy is ugly.

The Roman Candle
09-26-2005, 05:16 PM
That was so horrible, that it kind of made me laugh a little.

Jesus, that guy is ugly.

Why must you disrespect Johnny's memory with your hate? DO IT FOR JOHNNY, MAN! FOR JOHNNY.

Mr. E!
09-26-2005, 05:18 PM
I will not cop to this. Black Dog might have sucked, but Red Dawn, Outsiders, Dirty Dancing, Ghost, Roadhouse, and Point Break are all movies that range from fun and silly to fucking brilliant.

Ghost and Dirty Dancing? Jesus Travis, did you grow a vagina over the weekend? I'm worried about you, brother!

TheTravis!
09-26-2005, 05:19 PM
Ghost and Dirty Dancing? Jesus Travis, did you grow a vagina over the weekend? I'm worried about you, brother!

Dude, don't you EVER say an unkind word about Dirty Dancing. I will personally set you on fire and then stab out the flames with a garden trowel.

Mr. E!
09-26-2005, 05:22 PM
Dude, don't you EVER say an unkind word about Dirty Dancing. I will personally set you on fire and then stab out the flames with a garden trowel.

Oh please. You're a fucking dolphin. :twisted:

moonspider
09-26-2005, 05:22 PM
That was so horrible, that it kind of made me laugh a little.

Jesus, that guy is ugly.



:cool: :cool:

TheTravis!
09-26-2005, 05:23 PM
Oh please. You're a fucking dolphin. :twisted:

And dolphins LOVE "Dirty Dancing". And since the Navy keeps strapping rocket launchers and shit to them, don't fuck with "The Swayze".

RedStarZero
09-26-2005, 05:25 PM
Why must you disrespect Johnny's memory with your hate? DO IT FOR JOHNNY, MAN! FOR JOHNNY.

I'm not disrespecting Johnny. I don't even know Johnny. It's Swayze I'm after.

BWC Boston
09-26-2005, 05:26 PM
Dude, don't you EVER say an unkind word about Dirty Dancing. I will personally set you on fire and then stab out the flames with a garden trowel.
Oh, Travis.

TheTravis!
09-26-2005, 05:28 PM
Oh, Travis.

Fuck you, metrosexual. Swayze is twice the man you will EVER be!

:)

(P.S. Are you coming out with us Saturday night?)

DeleriumTremens
09-26-2005, 05:31 PM
you all know you love the Swayze.

Mr. E!
09-26-2005, 05:34 PM
Now, see, if you mentioned Next of Kin, or Uncommon Valour, I'd be down with the Swayze...but Dirty Dancing, Ghost, To Wong Foo, Father Hood...nah. Can't do it.

The Roman Candle
09-26-2005, 05:38 PM
Now, see, if you mentioned Next of Kin, or Uncommon Valour, I'd be down with the Swayze...but Dirty Dancing, Ghost, To Wong Foo, Father Hood...nah. Can't do it.

Road house.

Mr. E!
09-26-2005, 05:43 PM
Road house.

Is that an example of something positive or negative? I found it to be a festering pile of pus, but hey, that's just me.
According to IMDB, Road House 2: Last Call is in preproduction.

The Roman Candle
09-26-2005, 05:46 PM
Is that an example of something positive or negative?

I only bring the facts. I allow the people to decide for themselves.

Mr. E!
09-26-2005, 05:47 PM
I only bring the facts. I allow the people to decide for themselves.

Ah. so you've never seen it... :D

BWC Boston
09-26-2005, 06:24 PM
Fuck you, metrosexual. Swayze is twice the man you will EVER be!

:)

(P.S. Are you coming out with us Saturday night?)
I have no idea what the plans are. I'm not going to the con, but I could probably meet up with you guys somewhere. I'll track down the con thread where, one assumes, the vital information is kept.

The Roman Candle
09-26-2005, 06:28 PM
Ah. so you've never seen it... :D

Haha, I've been it. Personally, I've crapped better movies after eating at Taco Bell. But that's just me.

Blandy vs Terrorism
09-26-2005, 06:29 PM
Dammit I'm looking for pics of the Swayze/Farley Chippendale's sketch on SNL and can't find it! It is visual proof itself of Swayze's coolness!

jordan michael
09-27-2005, 05:23 PM
Two words for you - Donnie Darko.

Swayze rules.

that movie is awesome, and swayze's roll is only okay because he is called the antichrist and he molests children. horrible things happen to him. i fucking hate swayze with every ounce of blood that flows through my body.
every.
fucking.
ounce.

DeleriumTremens
09-27-2005, 05:29 PM
Swayze will always be cool in my book, based on the Farley sketch alone, well that and Road House, and the factthat he was able to make ghosts seem gay instead of horror movie fodder.

DeleriumTremens
09-27-2005, 05:30 PM
and the fact that he was able to make ghosts seem gay instead of horror movie fodder.
Which is kind of odd since the whole thing was about him trying to get a girl.

RedStarZero
09-27-2005, 05:44 PM
That guy is just rediculous, and I don't think I'm just "missing" something. I think he's just really plain rediculous. Not really a better way of explaining than that.

Ben
09-29-2005, 08:48 AM
That guy is just rediculous, and I don't think I'm just "missing" something. I think he's just really plain rediculous. Not really a better way of explaining than that.

I can think of a better way: by spelling ridiculous correctly.

Joshzilla
09-29-2005, 08:56 AM
Horrible news, folks. I just heard (maybe this is old news) that Patrick Swayze is making another movie. Another DANCING movie. As if we hadn't had enough of that. Someone really needs to stop that guy from ever making anything ever again.

If he's dancing while throwing pottery...I'm in.

RedStarZero
09-29-2005, 04:12 PM
I can think of a better way: by spelling ridiculous correctly.

Way to point out my ONE spelling error.

And yes, I realize that it is there twice, but it's the same word both times, and so it's really only one mistake.