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changingshades
09-17-2005, 11:43 AM
but they won't tell me why.

any guesses

Shwicaz
09-17-2005, 11:44 AM
this is like that non news you hear about celebrities

Humphrey_Lee
09-17-2005, 11:45 AM
could have somethign to do with one of them being under 21... that's just me though.

Your Pal, Carl
09-17-2005, 11:46 AM
could have somethign to do with one of them being under 21... that's just me though.
That's what I'm going with.

james michael
09-17-2005, 11:49 AM
solicitation... she tried to whore him out... :nonono2:

DigiEmissary
09-17-2005, 11:49 AM
The bar probably didn't have enough indy drinks.

anthony the ghost
09-17-2005, 11:50 AM
this is like that non news you hear about celebrities

accept its that much less interesting. :D

Lab-Rat
09-17-2005, 11:50 AM
The bar probably didn't have enough indy drinks.

:lol:

Smokinblues
09-17-2005, 11:50 AM
dress code violation maybe?

Justin.Strange
09-17-2005, 11:50 AM
yay for them?

Ryan Elliott
09-17-2005, 11:51 AM
dress code violation maybe?



Chain mail and bunny ears are violations?

Ray G.
09-17-2005, 11:52 AM
I'm guessing Goddard told the bartender that all the drinks on the list were for emotionally retarded fanboys who needed to grow up. When the bartender tried to throw him out, Red decapitated him.

DigiEmissary
09-17-2005, 11:53 AM
I'm guessing Goddard told the bartender that all the drinks on the list were for emotionally retarded fanboys who needed to grow up. When the bartender tried to throw him out, Red decapitated him.

*flashback to Batman: TAS, the episode in which Joker slaps Harley for explaining the joke*

;)

Raphael J
09-17-2005, 12:00 PM
except its that much less interesting. :D

Pretty much.

Caley Tibbittz
09-17-2005, 12:13 PM
solicitation... she tried to whore him out... :nonono2:Big challenge, that...:roll:

bartleby
09-17-2005, 12:14 PM
this is like that non news you hear about celebrities


They need a cutsey celebrity couple name like Bennifer or Brangelina or Tom Kat.

james michael
09-17-2005, 12:18 PM
godson

bartleby
09-17-2005, 12:23 PM
Redard

Caley Tibbittz
09-17-2005, 12:24 PM
They need a cutsey celebrity couple name like Bennifer or Brangelina or Tom Kat.
Reddard?

james michael
09-17-2005, 12:24 PM
gonja...

i win motherfuckers :D

Your Pal, Carl
09-17-2005, 12:26 PM
Reddard works.

Ryan Elliott
09-17-2005, 12:27 PM
I like Reddard.

Shwicaz
09-17-2005, 12:29 PM
Red Soddard.
:lol:

joeAR
09-17-2005, 12:30 PM
gonja...

i win motherfuckers :D


Damn you...I was just going to say that.

Boris the Blade
09-17-2005, 12:51 PM
It's not hard to get kicked out of a bar. All you have to do is spit beer at the bartender.

LenNWallace
09-17-2005, 01:28 PM
I'm guessing it'd be that they realized her ID was a fake.

Taxman
09-17-2005, 02:08 PM
Improving Hyrkania

Artie Pink
09-17-2005, 02:10 PM
Red Soddard.
:lol:

That's awesome!!

Mr. E!
09-17-2005, 02:17 PM
God...they aren't even fucking here and are still a topic of conversation... :nonono2:

My general disgust being registered, I see the following possible scenarios:
Chain mail bikini set off the bar's metal detector
they started singing karaoke to get everyone’s' attention, yet there was not a karaoke machine...
Public blow out over the lap dance Goddard received last week...
Red is underage
too much attention whoring...
unnatural acts in the bathroom
Goddard asking everyone what Brian Boytano would do, and having the entire bar pummel the shit out of him.

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
09-17-2005, 02:24 PM
Makin' out in the ladies room again...

Race
09-17-2005, 02:27 PM
God...they aren't even fucking . . . *BUZZ!* I believe you've said too much . . .

King of Mars
09-17-2005, 03:06 PM
She got mouthy with the bartender when he repeatedly rolled his eyes at her requests for a "flagon of mead".

Mr. E!
09-17-2005, 03:08 PM
She got mouthy with the bartender when he repeatedly rolled his eyes at her requests for a "flagon of mead".

Ya know, I actually want to believe this one... :D

Angel of Distraction
09-17-2005, 03:41 PM
I must be the only one who finds this more pitiful than humorous. Isn't Goddard older than me? Act your age.

Boris the Blade
09-17-2005, 03:41 PM
Peeing anywhere but the bathroom can also get you kicked out of a bar.

Especially around the actual bar area.

Or perhaps behind it.

Jonny Z
09-17-2005, 03:41 PM
this is like that non news you hear about celebrities

i love you

Your Pal, Carl
09-17-2005, 03:48 PM
this is like that non news you hear about celebrities
So does that mean Bendis be posting this story again later tonight?

Shwicaz
09-17-2005, 03:49 PM
So does that mean Bendis be posting this story again later tonight?


no, but goddard or red sonja might.


:D


Where have they been lately anyway?

Your Pal, Carl
09-17-2005, 03:52 PM
no, but goddard or red sonja might.


:D


Where have they been lately anyway?
Getting thrown out of bars. Gah, where have you been?! :D

Shwicaz
09-17-2005, 03:53 PM
well, yeah....


there is that.

Ryan Elliott
09-17-2005, 05:12 PM
She got mouthy with the bartender when he repeatedly rolled his eyes at her requests for a "flagon of mead".



I want it to be that.

Brewtown Andy
09-17-2005, 05:15 PM
God...they aren't even fucking here and are still a topic of conversation... :nonono2:

My general disgust being registered, I see the following possible scenarios:
Chain mail bikini set off the bar's metal detector
they started singing karaoke to get everyone’s' attention, yet there was not a karaoke machine...
Public blow out over the lap dance Goddard received last week...
Red is underage
too much attention whoring...
unnatural acts in the bathroom
Goddard asking everyone what Brian Boytano would do, and having the entire bar pummel the shit out of him.YOUR WINNAH~!.

TIP
09-17-2005, 05:34 PM
I must be the only one who finds this more pitiful than humorous. Isn't Goddard older than me? Act your age.

You aren't the only one.

And, if she's underage, then they deserved to get tossed from the bar.

T

LenNWallace
09-17-2005, 05:36 PM
You aren't the only one.

And, if she's underage, then they deserved to get tossed from the bar.

T
No shit! That's how I got fired from my bartending job. The assholes at the door didn't card someone, and I got fucked by it.

Brewtown Andy
09-17-2005, 05:43 PM
You aren't the only one.

And, if she's underage, then they deserved to get tossed from the bar.

TPreach on, Brother TIP.

moonspider
09-17-2005, 05:43 PM
eh...ah dont care...as long as they are together and having fun

Angel of Distraction
09-17-2005, 05:44 PM
Preach on, Brother TIP.

And Brother Auron. I started this religion.

Brewtown Andy
09-17-2005, 05:45 PM
And Brother Auron. I started this religion.No, you're Rabbi Auron. See the difference?

Angel of Distraction
09-17-2005, 05:46 PM
eh...ah dont care...as long as they are together and having fun

And getting sloshed in bars at age nineteen.

That's good yah?

And I say this not to be an asshole but out of concern. These are things that someone asking for trouble does. Suppose a police officer was outside watching for drunks trying to drive away and underage drinking?

Angel of Distraction
09-17-2005, 05:47 PM
No, you're Pastor Auron. See the difference?

Can I be a rabbi?http://usajewish.com/images/Ovadia_Yosef_little.gif

Brewtown Andy
09-17-2005, 05:47 PM
And getting sloshed in bars at age nineteen.

That's good yah?

And I say this not to be an asshole but out of concern. These are things that someone asking for trouble does. Suppose a police officer was outside watching for drunks trying to drive away and underage drinking?then the thread would be "Red and Goddard got arrested."

TIP
09-17-2005, 05:48 PM
No, you're Pastor Auron. See the difference?

Auron Pastor...Auron Pastor...

Didn't he do something with milk?

T
:wink:

Brewtown Andy
09-17-2005, 05:48 PM
Can I be a rabbi?http://usajewish.com/images/Ovadia_Yosef_little.gifConsider it ret-conned.

TIP
09-17-2005, 05:49 PM
then the thread would be "Red and Goddard got arrested."

Wait for it.

T

Brewtown Andy
09-17-2005, 05:49 PM
Auron Pastor...Auron Pastor...

Didn't he do something with milk?

T
:wink:I think you're thinking of Jim Homogenize.

moonspider
09-17-2005, 05:50 PM
And getting sloshed in bars at age nineteen.

That's good yah?

And I say this not to be an asshole but out of concern. These are things that someone asking for trouble does. Suppose a police officer was outside watching for drunks trying to drive away and underage drinking?


oh crap...im so sorry---i just realized how old red was and all...eekers
sorry, i completely forgot that

Brewtown Andy
09-17-2005, 05:51 PM
Wait for it.

TOk, but I'm not holding my breath.

Angel of Distraction
09-17-2005, 05:58 PM
oh crap...im so sorry---i just realized how old red was and all...eekers
sorry, i completely forgot that

Yeah. No problem.

moonspider
09-17-2005, 06:15 PM
Yeah. No problem.




can i aks a question though...did'nt she drink at wwc though
and probably does when she home and with friends and junk...im not trying to say something, but a bar is'nt the only place to drink

Gavin
09-17-2005, 06:18 PM
solicitation... she tried to whore him out... :nonono2:

This gets my vote.

Ryan Elliott
09-17-2005, 06:23 PM
I didn't know she was that young.

changingshades
09-17-2005, 07:28 PM
this is like that non news you hear about celebrities
only not

Brewtown Andy
09-17-2005, 07:29 PM
only notBecause there's no such thing as board celebrities.

changingshades
09-17-2005, 07:30 PM
Chain mail and bunny ears are violations?
makes me feel violated

changingshades
09-17-2005, 07:31 PM
I'm guessing Goddard told the bartender that all the drinks on the list were for emotionally retarded fanboys who needed to grow up. When the bartender tried to throw him out, Red decapitated him.
Yes Ted


that was the joke

moonspider
09-17-2005, 07:32 PM
makes me feel violated


:grope:

changingshades
09-17-2005, 07:33 PM
They need a cutsey celebrity couple name like Bennifer or Brangelina or Tom Kat.
Red god

RED GOD

changingshades
09-17-2005, 07:33 PM
gonja...

i win motherfuckers :D
I like it

changingshades
09-17-2005, 07:34 PM
It's not hard to get kicked out of a bar. All you have to do is spit beer at the bartender.
or spit on the floor in some places

not that I know first hand :scared: :scared:

changingshades
09-17-2005, 07:37 PM
God...they aren't even fucking here and are still a topic of conversation... :nonono2:

My general disgust being registered, I see the following possible scenarios:
Chain mail bikini set off the bar's metal detector
they started singing karaoke to get everyone’s' attention, yet there was not a karaoke machine...
Public blow out over the lap dance Goddard received last week...
Red is underage
too much attention whoring...
unnatural acts in the bathroom
Goddard asking everyone what Brian Boytano would do, and having the entire bar pummel the shit out of him.
to be fair, I was talking to Red and she wouldn't tell me

changingshades
09-17-2005, 07:39 PM
Peeing anywhere but the bathroom can also get you kicked out of a bar.

Especially around the actual bar area.

Or perhaps behind it.
what is he? Randy Savage?

changingshades
09-17-2005, 07:39 PM
no, but goddard or red sonja might.


:D


Where have they been lately anyway? philly

and not in bars as much as they'd like

changingshades
09-17-2005, 07:43 PM
I didn't know she was that young.
yeah me neither

changingshades
09-17-2005, 07:44 PM
:grope: promises promises

moonspider
09-17-2005, 07:44 PM
what is he? Randy Savage?

http://austinwm.club.fr/HTLM/Photos/T/The_Macho_Man/The_Macho_Man_Randy_Savage_-_Randy_Poffo_19.jpg

changingshades
09-17-2005, 07:48 PM
http://austinwm.club.fr/HTLM/Photos/T/The_Macho_Man/The_Macho_Man_Randy_Savage_-_Randy_Poffo_19.jpg
man, goddard is not that manly














and red is way more manly than that

moonspider
09-17-2005, 07:51 PM
man, goddard is not that manly














and red is way more manly than that

http://austinwm.club.fr/HTLM/Photos/H/Hulk_Hogan/Hulk_Hogan_-_Terry_Bolea_15.jpg

BriRedfern
09-17-2005, 07:54 PM
I'm so fucking drunk right now, and had no idea this would be a wrestling thread. Was there a clue in the title that I missed?

changingshades
09-17-2005, 07:57 PM
http://austinwm.club.fr/HTLM/Photos/H/Hulk_Hogan/Hulk_Hogan_-_Terry_Bolea_15.jpg
that's a nice balance of manly and feminine

changingshades
09-17-2005, 07:58 PM
I'm so fucking drunk right now, and had no idea this would be a wrestling thread. Was there a clue in the title that I missed?
just the fact that MS and I were involved.

moonspider
09-17-2005, 07:59 PM
that's a nice balance of manly and feminine



it's the yellow and red, brother!

BriRedfern
09-17-2005, 07:59 PM
just the fact that MS and I were involved.

I've been out of the loop, but you're right. That should have been enough warning.

changingshades
09-17-2005, 08:03 PM
Red and Goddard says hi

changingshades
09-17-2005, 08:09 PM
I am so disappointed in the lack of Red punching Goddard in the balls, even though I asked her nice and stuff

RED!
09-17-2005, 08:48 PM
Improving Hyrkania
that's good...:lol:very good.

changingshades
09-17-2005, 08:49 PM
that's good...:lol:very good.
don't you have some sexing to be doing? :D

RED!
09-17-2005, 08:53 PM
She got mouthy with the bartender when he repeatedly rolled his eyes at her requests for a "flagon of mead".
:shifty: that's why i am not allowed in Wal Mart....

kubiak
09-17-2005, 08:54 PM
Bar fight.

kubiak
09-17-2005, 08:55 PM
don't you have some sexing to be doing? :D
I'm going to send my spirit animal after you, I swear I am.

changingshades
09-17-2005, 08:56 PM
I'm going to send my spirit animal after you, I swear I am.
mine lives in a pineapple under the sea





and will shove said pineapple up yo ass

changingshades
09-17-2005, 08:57 PM
Bar fight.
break my foot off in yo ass

kubiak
09-17-2005, 08:58 PM
mine lives in a pineapple under the sea





and will shove said pineapple up yo ass
:shock:

Uhm... mine lives on Sesame Street and uh... he's probably sleeping... :(

kubiak
09-17-2005, 08:59 PM
break my foot off in yo ass
So violent! Can't we all just get along?

changingshades
09-17-2005, 08:59 PM
yours is probably diabetic at this point

RED!
09-17-2005, 09:00 PM
:shock:

Uhm... mine lives on Sesame Street and uh... he's probably sleeping... :(
did someone already tell you that our getting tossed out of the bar did include Elmo? :mad:

changingshades
09-17-2005, 09:00 PM
So violent! Can't we all just get along?
no probably not

I need a good sexin

changingshades
09-17-2005, 09:02 PM
did someone already tell you that our getting tossed out of the bar did include Elmo? :mad:
No, this is just from Jim and our 2 hour conversation yesterday.


which would have been withyou but I didn't want to interupt...whatever I would have been interupting at 1 in the morning

RED!
09-17-2005, 09:02 PM
no probably not

I need a good sexin
and on that note...

changingshades
09-17-2005, 09:03 PM
and on that note...
oddly enough that not is a c sharp

changingshades
09-17-2005, 09:04 PM
Hey Jim

since you're the only one that reads my LJ, do you want more story or an update tonight?

kubiak
09-17-2005, 09:06 PM
yours is probably diabetic at this point
:cry:

But I loves him so.

kubiak
09-17-2005, 09:07 PM
did someone already tell you that our getting tossed out of the bar did include Elmo? :mad:
Elmo!? That glory hound! He's stolen the stage on the best children's show ever, now this?!

I never trusted that guy. :x

kubiak
09-17-2005, 09:08 PM
Hey Jim

since you're the only one that reads my LJ, do you want more story or an update tonight?
Yes, please.

:p

changingshades
09-17-2005, 09:08 PM
:cry:

But I loves him so.
you know he's just a hairy guy with ocd

obsessive cookie disorder

changingshades
09-17-2005, 09:09 PM
Yes, please.

:p
pick one monkey boy

kubiak
09-17-2005, 09:11 PM
no probably not

I need a good sexin
I could totally use that against you in a fight. That's exactly how Bugs Bunny defeated the Tasmanian Devil in his first appearance. :D

kubiak
09-17-2005, 09:11 PM
you know he's just a hairy guy with ocd

obsessive cookie disorder
...you say that like it's a bad thing!

kubiak
09-17-2005, 09:12 PM
pick one monkey boy
But I don't wanna make a decision!


I'd go... update! Yeah, I probably won't have the focus to read an actual story tonight.

changingshades
09-17-2005, 09:27 PM
I could totally use that against you in a fight. That's exactly how Bugs Bunny defeated the Tasmanian Devil in his first appearance. :D
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/changingshades/oger.gif

man, I'm getting a goodly amount of use for this gif tonight

changingshades
09-17-2005, 09:28 PM
But I don't wanna make a decision!


I'd go... update! Yeah, I probably won't have the focus to read an actual story tonight.
okay good, because that takes less effort and will be shorter

cool

kubiak
09-17-2005, 09:33 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/changingshades/oger.gif

man, I'm getting a goodly amount of use for this gif tonight
But Taz and Bugs aren't nerdy! :o

kubiak
09-17-2005, 09:34 PM
okay good, because that takes less effort and will be shorter

cool
...shorter is better? :?

changingshades
09-17-2005, 09:41 PM
...shorter is better? :?
my head hurts and I don't feel like thinking more than it would take to just recap

kubiak
09-17-2005, 09:46 PM
my head hurts and I don't feel like thinking more than it would take to just recap
Oh, okay. I see.

Still, totally sending my spirit animal after you! :x

changingshades
09-17-2005, 10:15 PM
Oh, okay. I see.

Still, totally sending my spirit animal after you! :x
I"d make a growly face at you but my face hurts too much so :finger:

Angel of Distraction
09-18-2005, 12:51 AM
:shifty: that's why i am not allowed in Wal Mart....

I think you got the better end of the deal there...

Need_A_Kiss
09-18-2005, 01:52 AM
well, hunting season opened a little earlier...

Olivier E.
09-18-2005, 02:27 AM
Barfight betweeen the two

Fat Randy
09-18-2005, 03:29 AM
but they won't tell me why.

any guesses


cause Red is only like 19?

TheTravis!
09-18-2005, 02:40 PM
Maybe the bar had some sort of a "No Attention Whore" policy?

changingshades
09-18-2005, 02:44 PM
cause Red is only like 19?
I swear to god I'm the only guy on the board that was unaware of this

changingshades
09-18-2005, 02:46 PM
Maybe the bar had some sort of a "No Attention Whore" policy?
shut up, you're a fucking dolphin and no one gives a damn

Your Pal, Carl
09-18-2005, 02:47 PM
I swear to god I'm the only guy on the board that was unaware of this
When I first came here I thought she was 21 or 22. Then I learn she just turned 18.

TheTravis!
09-18-2005, 02:47 PM
shut up, you're a fucking dolphin and no one gives a damn
So? Find me a bar with a "no dolphins" policy.

changingshades
09-18-2005, 02:49 PM
When I first came here I thought she was 21 or 22. Then I learn she just turned 18.
it was more the fact that when I met her she reeked of booze and comics

changingshades
09-18-2005, 02:50 PM
So? Find me a bar with a "no dolphins" policy.
watch your town, or you'll find my foot in your dolphin ass in a minute

TheTravis!
09-18-2005, 02:54 PM
watch your town, or you'll find my foot in your dolphin ass in a minute

Watch my "town"? What the fuck does that even mean?

changingshades
09-18-2005, 03:51 PM
Watch my "town"? What the fuck does that even mean?
I've paid your entire town to kick your ass

cause I got it like that

Need_A_Kiss
09-18-2005, 04:53 PM
Watch my "town"? What the fuck does that even mean?

pretty sure he meant 'tone'

TheTravis!
09-18-2005, 04:53 PM
I've paid your entire town to kick your ass

cause I got it like that

I'm pretty sure I can take them.

AND YOU ARE NEXT, THUMB-BOY!

moonspider
09-18-2005, 04:54 PM
I've paid your entire town to kick your ass

cause I got it like that


:roll: