Red and Goddard got thrown out of a bar

[changingshades]

but they won't tell me why.

any guesses

[Shwicaz]

this is like that non news you hear about celebrities

[Humphrey_Lee]

could have somethign to do with one of them being under 21... that's just me though.

[Your Pal, Carl]

could have somethign to do with one of them being under 21... that's just me though.
That's what I'm going with.

[james michael]

solicitation... she tried to whore him out... :nonono2:

[DigiEmissary]

The bar probably didn't have enough indy drinks.

[anthony the ghost]

this is like that non news you hear about celebrities

accept its that much less interesting. :D

[Lab-Rat]

The bar probably didn't have enough indy drinks.

:lol:

[Smokinblues]

dress code violation maybe?

[Justin.Strange]

yay for them?

[Ryan Elliott]

dress code violation maybe?



Chain mail and bunny ears are violations?

[Ray G.]

I'm guessing Goddard told the bartender that all the drinks on the list were for emotionally retarded fanboys who needed to grow up. When the bartender tried to throw him out, Red decapitated him.

[DigiEmissary]

I'm guessing Goddard told the bartender that all the drinks on the list were for emotionally retarded fanboys who needed to grow up. When the bartender tried to throw him out, Red decapitated him.

*flashback to Batman: TAS, the episode in which Joker slaps Harley for explaining the joke*

;)

[Raphael J]

except its that much less interesting. :D

Pretty much.

[Caley Tibbittz]

solicitation... she tried to whore him out... :nonono2:Big challenge, that...:roll:

[bartleby]

this is like that non news you hear about celebrities


They need a cutsey celebrity couple name like Bennifer or Brangelina or Tom Kat.

[james michael]

godson

[bartleby]

Redard

[Caley Tibbittz]

They need a cutsey celebrity couple name like Bennifer or Brangelina or Tom Kat.
Reddard?

[james michael]

gonja...

i win motherfuckers :D

[Your Pal, Carl]

Reddard works.

[Ryan Elliott]

I like Reddard.

[Shwicaz]

Red Soddard.
:lol:

[joeAR]

gonja...

i win motherfuckers :D


Damn you...I was just going to say that.

[Boris the Blade]

It's not hard to get kicked out of a bar. All you have to do is spit beer at the bartender.

[LenNWallace]

I'm guessing it'd be that they realized her ID was a fake.

[Taxman]

Improving Hyrkania

[Artie Pink]

Red Soddard.
:lol:

That's awesome!!

[Mr. E!]

God...they aren't even fucking here and are still a topic of conversation... :nonono2:

My general disgust being registered, I see the following possible scenarios:
Chain mail bikini set off the bar's metal detector
they started singing karaoke to get everyone’s' attention, yet there was not a karaoke machine...
Public blow out over the lap dance Goddard received last week...
Red is underage
too much attention whoring...
unnatural acts in the bathroom
Goddard asking everyone what Brian Boytano would do, and having the entire bar pummel the shit out of him.

[The Cheap-Arse Film Critic]

Makin' out in the ladies room again...

[Race]

God...they aren't even fucking . . . *BUZZ!* I believe you've said too much . . .

[King of Mars]

She got mouthy with the bartender when he repeatedly rolled his eyes at her requests for a "flagon of mead".

[Mr. E!]

She got mouthy with the bartender when he repeatedly rolled his eyes at her requests for a "flagon of mead".

Ya know, I actually want to believe this one... :D

[Angel of Distraction]

I must be the only one who finds this more pitiful than humorous. Isn't Goddard older than me? Act your age.

[Boris the Blade]

Peeing anywhere but the bathroom can also get you kicked out of a bar.

Especially around the actual bar area.

Or perhaps behind it.

[Jonny Z]

this is like that non news you hear about celebrities

i love you

[Your Pal, Carl]

this is like that non news you hear about celebrities
So does that mean Bendis be posting this story again later tonight?

[Shwicaz]

So does that mean Bendis be posting this story again later tonight?


no, but goddard or red sonja might.


:D


Where have they been lately anyway?

[Your Pal, Carl]

no, but goddard or red sonja might.


:D


Where have they been lately anyway?
Getting thrown out of bars. Gah, where have you been?! :D

[Shwicaz]

well, yeah....


there is that.

[Ryan Elliott]

She got mouthy with the bartender when he repeatedly rolled his eyes at her requests for a "flagon of mead".



I want it to be that.

[Brewtown Andy]

God...they aren't even fucking here and are still a topic of conversation... :nonono2:

My general disgust being registered, I see the following possible scenarios:
Chain mail bikini set off the bar's metal detector
they started singing karaoke to get everyone’s' attention, yet there was not a karaoke machine...
Public blow out over the lap dance Goddard received last week...
Red is underage
too much attention whoring...
unnatural acts in the bathroom
Goddard asking everyone what Brian Boytano would do, and having the entire bar pummel the shit out of him.YOUR WINNAH~!.

[TIP]

I must be the only one who finds this more pitiful than humorous. Isn't Goddard older than me? Act your age.

You aren't the only one.

And, if she's underage, then they deserved to get tossed from the bar.

T

[LenNWallace]

You aren't the only one.

And, if she's underage, then they deserved to get tossed from the bar.

T
No shit! That's how I got fired from my bartending job. The assholes at the door didn't card someone, and I got fucked by it.

[Brewtown Andy]

You aren't the only one.

And, if she's underage, then they deserved to get tossed from the bar.

TPreach on, Brother TIP.

[moonspider]

eh...ah dont care...as long as they are together and having fun

[Angel of Distraction]

Preach on, Brother TIP.

And Brother Auron. I started this religion.

[Brewtown Andy]

And Brother Auron. I started this religion.No, you're Rabbi Auron. See the difference?

[Angel of Distraction]

eh...ah dont care...as long as they are together and having fun

And getting sloshed in bars at age nineteen.

That's good yah?

And I say this not to be an asshole but out of concern. These are things that someone asking for trouble does. Suppose a police officer was outside watching for drunks trying to drive away and underage drinking?

[Angel of Distraction]

No, you're Pastor Auron. See the difference?

Can I be a rabbi?http://usajewish.com/images/Ovadia_Yosef_little.gif

[Brewtown Andy]

And getting sloshed in bars at age nineteen.

That's good yah?

And I say this not to be an asshole but out of concern. These are things that someone asking for trouble does. Suppose a police officer was outside watching for drunks trying to drive away and underage drinking?then the thread would be "Red and Goddard got arrested."

[TIP]

No, you're Pastor Auron. See the difference?

Auron Pastor...Auron Pastor...

Didn't he do something with milk?

T
:wink:

[Brewtown Andy]

Can I be a rabbi?http://usajewish.com/images/Ovadia_Yosef_little.gifConsider it ret-conned.

[TIP]

then the thread would be "Red and Goddard got arrested."

Wait for it.

T

[Brewtown Andy]

Auron Pastor...Auron Pastor...

Didn't he do something with milk?

T
:wink:I think you're thinking of Jim Homogenize.

[moonspider]

And getting sloshed in bars at age nineteen.

That's good yah?

And I say this not to be an asshole but out of concern. These are things that someone asking for trouble does. Suppose a police officer was outside watching for drunks trying to drive away and underage drinking?


oh crap...im so sorry---i just realized how old red was and all...eekers
sorry, i completely forgot that

[Brewtown Andy]

Wait for it.

TOk, but I'm not holding my breath.

[Angel of Distraction]

oh crap...im so sorry---i just realized how old red was and all...eekers
sorry, i completely forgot that

Yeah. No problem.

[moonspider]

Yeah. No problem.




can i aks a question though...did'nt she drink at wwc though
and probably does when she home and with friends and junk...im not trying to say something, but a bar is'nt the only place to drink

[Gavin]

solicitation... she tried to whore him out... :nonono2:

This gets my vote.

[Ryan Elliott]

I didn't know she was that young.

[changingshades]

this is like that non news you hear about celebrities
only not

[Brewtown Andy]

only notBecause there's no such thing as board celebrities.

[changingshades]

Chain mail and bunny ears are violations?
makes me feel violated

[changingshades]

I'm guessing Goddard told the bartender that all the drinks on the list were for emotionally retarded fanboys who needed to grow up. When the bartender tried to throw him out, Red decapitated him.
Yes Ted


that was the joke

[moonspider]

makes me feel violated


:grope:

[changingshades]

They need a cutsey celebrity couple name like Bennifer or Brangelina or Tom Kat.
Red god

RED GOD

[changingshades]

gonja...

i win motherfuckers :D
I like it

[changingshades]

It's not hard to get kicked out of a bar. All you have to do is spit beer at the bartender.
or spit on the floor in some places

not that I know first hand :scared: :scared:

[changingshades]

God...they aren't even fucking here and are still a topic of conversation... :nonono2:

My general disgust being registered, I see the following possible scenarios:
Chain mail bikini set off the bar's metal detector
they started singing karaoke to get everyone’s' attention, yet there was not a karaoke machine...
Public blow out over the lap dance Goddard received last week...
Red is underage
too much attention whoring...
unnatural acts in the bathroom
Goddard asking everyone what Brian Boytano would do, and having the entire bar pummel the shit out of him.
to be fair, I was talking to Red and she wouldn't tell me

[changingshades]

Peeing anywhere but the bathroom can also get you kicked out of a bar.

Especially around the actual bar area.

Or perhaps behind it.
what is he? Randy Savage?

[changingshades]

no, but goddard or red sonja might.


:D


Where have they been lately anyway? philly

and not in bars as much as they'd like

[changingshades]

I didn't know she was that young.
yeah me neither

[changingshades]

:grope: promises promises

[moonspider]

what is he? Randy Savage?

http://austinwm.club.fr/HTLM/Photos/T/The_Macho_Man/The_Macho_Man_Randy_Savage_-_Randy_Poffo_19.jpg

[changingshades]

http://austinwm.club.fr/HTLM/Photos/T/The_Macho_Man/The_Macho_Man_Randy_Savage_-_Randy_Poffo_19.jpg
man, goddard is not that manly














and red is way more manly than that

[moonspider]

man, goddard is not that manly














and red is way more manly than that

http://austinwm.club.fr/HTLM/Photos/H/Hulk_Hogan/Hulk_Hogan_-_Terry_Bolea_15.jpg

[BriRedfern]

I'm so fucking drunk right now, and had no idea this would be a wrestling thread. Was there a clue in the title that I missed?

[changingshades]

http://austinwm.club.fr/HTLM/Photos/H/Hulk_Hogan/Hulk_Hogan_-_Terry_Bolea_15.jpg
that's a nice balance of manly and feminine

[changingshades]

I'm so fucking drunk right now, and had no idea this would be a wrestling thread. Was there a clue in the title that I missed?
just the fact that MS and I were involved.

[moonspider]

that's a nice balance of manly and feminine



it's the yellow and red, brother!

[BriRedfern]

just the fact that MS and I were involved.

I've been out of the loop, but you're right. That should have been enough warning.

[changingshades]

Red and Goddard says hi

[changingshades]

I am so disappointed in the lack of Red punching Goddard in the balls, even though I asked her nice and stuff

[RED!]

Improving Hyrkania
that's good...:lol:very good.

[changingshades]

that's good...:lol:very good.
don't you have some sexing to be doing? :D

[RED!]

She got mouthy with the bartender when he repeatedly rolled his eyes at her requests for a "flagon of mead".
:shifty: that's why i am not allowed in Wal Mart....

[kubiak]

Bar fight.

[kubiak]

don't you have some sexing to be doing? :D
I'm going to send my spirit animal after you, I swear I am.

[changingshades]

I'm going to send my spirit animal after you, I swear I am.
mine lives in a pineapple under the sea





and will shove said pineapple up yo ass

[changingshades]

Bar fight.
break my foot off in yo ass

[kubiak]

mine lives in a pineapple under the sea





and will shove said pineapple up yo ass
:shock:

Uhm... mine lives on Sesame Street and uh... he's probably sleeping... :(

[kubiak]

break my foot off in yo ass
So violent! Can't we all just get along?

[changingshades]

yours is probably diabetic at this point

[RED!]

:shock:

Uhm... mine lives on Sesame Street and uh... he's probably sleeping... :(
did someone already tell you that our getting tossed out of the bar did include Elmo? :mad:

[changingshades]

So violent! Can't we all just get along?
no probably not

I need a good sexin

[changingshades]

did someone already tell you that our getting tossed out of the bar did include Elmo? :mad:
No, this is just from Jim and our 2 hour conversation yesterday.


which would have been withyou but I didn't want to interupt...whatever I would have been interupting at 1 in the morning

[RED!]

no probably not

I need a good sexin
and on that note...

[changingshades]

and on that note...
oddly enough that not is a c sharp

[changingshades]

Hey Jim

since you're the only one that reads my LJ, do you want more story or an update tonight?

[kubiak]

yours is probably diabetic at this point
:cry:

But I loves him so.

[kubiak]

did someone already tell you that our getting tossed out of the bar did include Elmo? :mad:
Elmo!? That glory hound! He's stolen the stage on the best children's show ever, now this?!

I never trusted that guy. :x

[kubiak]

Hey Jim

since you're the only one that reads my LJ, do you want more story or an update tonight?
Yes, please.

:p

[changingshades]

:cry:

But I loves him so.
you know he's just a hairy guy with ocd

obsessive cookie disorder

[changingshades]

Yes, please.

:p
pick one monkey boy

[kubiak]

no probably not

I need a good sexin
I could totally use that against you in a fight. That's exactly how Bugs Bunny defeated the Tasmanian Devil in his first appearance. :D

[kubiak]

you know he's just a hairy guy with ocd

obsessive cookie disorder
...you say that like it's a bad thing!

[kubiak]

pick one monkey boy
But I don't wanna make a decision!


I'd go... update! Yeah, I probably won't have the focus to read an actual story tonight.

[changingshades]

I could totally use that against you in a fight. That's exactly how Bugs Bunny defeated the Tasmanian Devil in his first appearance. :D
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/changingshades/oger.gif

man, I'm getting a goodly amount of use for this gif tonight

[changingshades]

But I don't wanna make a decision!


I'd go... update! Yeah, I probably won't have the focus to read an actual story tonight.
okay good, because that takes less effort and will be shorter

cool

[kubiak]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/changingshades/oger.gif

man, I'm getting a goodly amount of use for this gif tonight
But Taz and Bugs aren't nerdy! :o

[kubiak]

okay good, because that takes less effort and will be shorter

cool
...shorter is better? :?

[changingshades]

...shorter is better? :?
my head hurts and I don't feel like thinking more than it would take to just recap

[kubiak]

my head hurts and I don't feel like thinking more than it would take to just recap
Oh, okay. I see.

Still, totally sending my spirit animal after you! :x

[changingshades]

Oh, okay. I see.

Still, totally sending my spirit animal after you! :x
I"d make a growly face at you but my face hurts too much so :finger:

[Angel of Distraction]

:shifty: that's why i am not allowed in Wal Mart....

I think you got the better end of the deal there...

[Need_A_Kiss]

well, hunting season opened a little earlier...

[Olivier E.]

Barfight betweeen the two

[Fat Randy]

but they won't tell me why.

any guesses


cause Red is only like 19?

[TheTravis!]

Maybe the bar had some sort of a "No Attention Whore" policy?

[changingshades]

cause Red is only like 19?
I swear to god I'm the only guy on the board that was unaware of this

[changingshades]

Maybe the bar had some sort of a "No Attention Whore" policy?
shut up, you're a fucking dolphin and no one gives a damn

[Your Pal, Carl]

I swear to god I'm the only guy on the board that was unaware of this
When I first came here I thought she was 21 or 22. Then I learn she just turned 18.

[TheTravis!]

shut up, you're a fucking dolphin and no one gives a damn
So? Find me a bar with a "no dolphins" policy.

[changingshades]

When I first came here I thought she was 21 or 22. Then I learn she just turned 18.
it was more the fact that when I met her she reeked of booze and comics

[changingshades]

So? Find me a bar with a "no dolphins" policy.
watch your town, or you'll find my foot in your dolphin ass in a minute

[TheTravis!]

watch your town, or you'll find my foot in your dolphin ass in a minute

Watch my "town"? What the fuck does that even mean?

[changingshades]

Watch my "town"? What the fuck does that even mean?
I've paid your entire town to kick your ass

cause I got it like that

[Need_A_Kiss]

Watch my "town"? What the fuck does that even mean?

pretty sure he meant 'tone'

[TheTravis!]

I've paid your entire town to kick your ass

cause I got it like that

I'm pretty sure I can take them.

AND YOU ARE NEXT, THUMB-BOY!

[moonspider]

I've paid your entire town to kick your ass

cause I got it like that


:roll: