There's a salamander in my room...

[TheKraken]

They're always running around outside. I'm not sure how it got in, but it's too fast for me to get out without killing it, so I'm just gonna keep it. Trying to decide what to call it when I see it running up my walls... Thoughts?

[Mike Haseloff]

Dave.

[Flonk]

Hit it with a shoe

[Creep]

Call it annoying prick...
That's what I call my cat...when I'm giving him 10 million kisses.

[The Human Target]

I have some newts and the fucking things seem to be immortal. As long as you feed em every so often and keep em damp, they just keep on going.

Might I suggest Connor MacLeod?