View Full Version : Eat Your pal Jim?
Thudpucker
09-15-2005, 12:19 PM
Oh, the Humanity! :shock:
Back to the galley with ye, Oarboy!!!
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Raphael J
09-15-2005, 12:26 PM
Now why would anyone want to do that?
Now why would anyone want to do that?
Ask Captain Stephen Awesome...but we hear that it has something to do with a chocolate filling.
T
(although that MAY be a euphemism)
Raphael J
09-15-2005, 12:30 PM
Ask Captain Stephen Awesome...but we hear that it has something to do with a chocolate filling.
T
(although that MAY be a euphemism)
And here I thought all people were bastard coated bastards with nougat bastard filling.
Artie Pink
09-15-2005, 12:31 PM
Now why would anyone want to do that?
Because, like I tells the ladies, my juice helps fight osteoporosis!!
Prove that it doesn't!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!
And here I thought all people were bastard coated bastards with nougat bastard filling.
Well, sure...if they're from Bastardia.
T
Because, like I tells the ladies, my juice helps fight osteoporosis!!
Prove that it doesn't!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!
:lol:
How's it on Scurvy? Cap'n Awesome might want a thermos..>
T
Raphael J
09-15-2005, 12:35 PM
Because, like I tells the ladies, my juice helps fight osteoporosis!!
Prove that it doesn't!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!
Only osteoporosis?
If you get your daily content of 100% Raphael, then you're not only fighting heart disease, but you also lower your cholestorol.
And some other side affects. That only killed one guy. But we don't talk about it. He was a racist anyways.
Only osteoporosis?
If you get your daily content of 100% Raphael, then you're not only fighting heart disease, but you also lower your cholestorol.
And some other side affects. That only killed one guy. But we don't talk about it. He was a racist anyways.
I'll vouch for this...when I changed my diet to include Raphael my Lazy Eye went out and got a Goddamn Job!
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Ray G.
09-15-2005, 12:39 PM
Jim goes well with a light white wine.
Raphael J
09-15-2005, 12:46 PM
I'll vouch for this...when I changed my diet to include Raphael my Lazy Eye went out and got a Goddamn Job!
T
See ladies and gentleman. Testament, from a man that I've never met in my life.
100% Raph; Good for you body. Good for your soul. Good for your lazy eyes and feet that fall asleep.
See ladies and gentleman. Testament, from a man that I've never met in my life.
100% Raph; Good for you body. Good for your soul. Good for your lazy eyes and feet that fall asleep.
It'll jump start your car on those cold winter mornings, too!
T
Raphael J
09-15-2005, 12:50 PM
It'll jump start your car on those cold winter mornings, too!
T
It also can be used as dish washer detergent, as well as a great base for all of your soup and stewing needs!
Flonk
09-15-2005, 12:51 PM
Our Pal, Jim is fortified with 8 essential vitamins and minerals. And he's part of this complete breakfast.
Artie Pink
09-15-2005, 12:53 PM
I'll vouch for this...when I changed my diet to include Raphael my Lazy Eye went out and got a Goddamn Job!
Sweet Jesus!! That is one of the funniest things I've ever heard!!
If Raphael doesn't sig quote that, I will !!
:rofl:
It also can be used as dish washer detergent, as well as a great base for all of your soup and stewing needs!
Oh, absolutely.
The fellows down at the area American Legion have switched to Raphael as the stock for the booya and, let me tell you, they can't keep their booya cauldrons full after the change.
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Raphael J
09-15-2005, 01:02 PM
But, to give credit where credit is due, if it weren't for all that Your Pal Jim I'd been having, I never would have made it through college.
But, to give credit where credit is due, if it weren't for all that Your Pal Jim I'd been having, I never would have made it through college.
Noted.
It's especially obvious in how your murals experienced a stylistic change when compared to your pre-Jim murals.
T
Raphael J
09-15-2005, 01:15 PM
Noted.
It's especially obvious in how your murals experienced a stylistic change when compared to your pre-Jim murals.
T
Yes. My pre-Jim work was pretentious, and cliched, but now, now that I'm living a post-Jim life, my work has a new vigor and freshness, the likes of which I've never known.
Yes. My pre-Jim work was pretentious, and cliched, but now, now that I'm living a post-Jim life, my work has a new vigor and freshness, the likes of which I've never known.
I'm sure it was the sight of those Post-Jim murals that inspired the Beastie Boys to sample the line "I'd paint three of them murals for some of that ass" on their classic album, Paul's Boutique.
T
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