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RED!
09-08-2005, 12:31 PM
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It features Billy Bob Thornton
a midget
a bus load of blind kids with an Uzi
bi-sexual biker chicks
zombie sex
bad 80s hair
and an ice cream truck


I laughed
I cried
I cried some more
I am contemplating suicide

Ray G.
09-08-2005, 12:42 PM
Very strange indeed.

I must investigate this further.

Caley Tibbittz
09-08-2005, 12:49 PM
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It features Billy Bob Thornton
a midget
a bus load of blind kids with an Uzi
bi-sexual biker chicks
zombie sex
bad 80s hair
and an ice cream truckAll in one movie...? Surely it won some sort of Oscar...

I laughed
I cried
I cried some more
I am contemplating suicideWhat? Sorry, I was picturing you in leather...:Oops:

CapnChaos
09-08-2005, 12:52 PM
Which is better? This, Surf Nazis Must Die or Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell?

RED!
09-08-2005, 12:58 PM
Which is better? This, Surf Nazis Must Die or Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell?
Satans cheerleaders isn't an option?

LenNWallace
09-08-2005, 01:19 PM
You wanna talk about weird and vile movies? I've got three for the collection.


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Monsturd (http://www.4321films.com/monsturd/)

When escaped serial killer Jack Schmitt dies a mysterious death in the city's sewage treatment plant, deep, dark trouble comes to town. A horrifying accident at a nearby genetic research laboratory results in the bloodthirsty killer's resurrection and soon, using the county's sewer system as his underground lair, Schmitt exacts his odious revenge on the frightened townfolk.

This is the thriller that does for toilets what Psycho did for showers. Come along if you dare. Just don't get caught with your pants down!


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Legend Of The Crippled Masters (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0122029/)

Two men skilled in the arts of Kung-Fu are betrayed by their master and crippled for life, one left with no arms and the other with no legs. Despite their obvious disadvantages, they learn to combine their martial arts skills and seek revenge against the evil master.

And another movie called Re-Penetrator... The name kinda speaks for itself, and since I can't link pornography, you're just gonna have to google it and watch the trailer. It's insane.

But, since I'm a little crazy too, here's a synopsis from the website...


Re-Penetrator is a pornographic spoof of H.P Lovecraft’s 80’s horror flick Re-Animator. Re-Penetrator is the story of a stripper (Joanna Angel), who after being dead for twenty years, is resurrected back to life by a perverted mad scientist (Dr. Breast). Dr. Breast vaginally injects the long-dead, but exquisitely preserved, exotic dancer with special serum so the re-penetrated corpse will return from the VIP room in hell and crave nothing but sex. After he injects her with a gooey green potion the stripper awakens with an insatiable craving for balls, and she fucks the mad scientist from the gurney to the grave.

Porn with gore. Has Maleev seen this one yet?

CapnChaos
09-08-2005, 01:28 PM
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Ray G.
09-08-2005, 01:30 PM
I now have to watch Monsturd.

LenNWallace
09-08-2005, 01:53 PM
I now have to watch Monsturd.
The other two are better.

Ray G.
09-08-2005, 01:54 PM
The other two are better.

But neither of them are about Monster poop. And besides, I've already seen Crippled Masters. I love old-school Kung Fu.

LenNWallace
09-08-2005, 01:56 PM
But neither of them are about Monster poop. And besides, I've already seen Crippled Masters. I love old-school Kung Fu.
Look up Re-Penetrator.

Ray G.
09-08-2005, 01:58 PM
Look up Re-Penetrator.

I'd rather keep the last tiny bit of innocence I have, thanks.

CapnChaos
09-08-2005, 01:58 PM
How 'bout Flesh Gordon vs. The Cosmic Cheerleaders?

Of course, those don't come close to Jack Frost. Not the Michael Keaton one. The one about the killer snowman. The Keaton one is scarier, tough.