I Love Surprises

[Pat Loika]

Been sick all day...had a long meeting...and generally having a somewhat crummy day. I wasn't looking forward to stepping back in the office at all...but then, I noticed a large package leaning on my office door.

I open it, and I find a copy of the Runaways HC, Daredevil v.4 HC, and a new mix CD.

God, I love my woman.

Now, if I can stay awake long enough...

P.

[Ray G.]

Sweet. You got a good woman there, dude.

[Boris the Blade]

Good, then this is a perfect time for

SURPRISE!

I burnt down your house.

[Pat Loika]

Good, then this is a perfect time for

SURPRISE!

I burnt down your house.

You got the neighbor's place.

P.

[Boris the Blade]

Oh.

Oh god.

Oh god, there was a family in there!

[Pat Loika]

Oh.

Oh god.

Oh god, there was a family in there!

This will haunt you forever! HA HA HA! FOREVER!

P.

[Boris the Blade]

Not really.

Just means I'm out of notch-space for families murdered in cold accidental blood.

[Criden]

Pat, our conversation last night was kind of a surprise...although I think we should try to repress that memory.

[Pat Loika]

Pat, our conversation last night was kind of a surprise...although I think we should try to repress that memory.

Oh God, that was....strange.

"Eject."

P.