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James Patrick
08-23-2005, 05:21 PM
Top ten things youíll never hear the bendis board say.

10) No, you donít have to buy my book. Enough people do.
9) Wow. Remember that Tony fellow? I sure do miss him.
8) Thank you very much for spoiling that movie for me.
7) What happened in Chicago?
6) What happened before Chicago in 2004?
5) Even though this exact same news story was posted earlier, weíre grateful you didnít do a search and posted it again.
4) John Byrne should post here.
3) I love scrolling past your huge sig while reading threads.
2) You donít use enough CAPS in your subject.
1) That Rich Johnston just doesnít mention us enough.

Criden
08-23-2005, 05:22 PM
John Byrne SHOULD post here.... ;)

CraigM
08-23-2005, 05:27 PM
7) What happened in Chicago?
6) What happened before Chicago in 2004?

I thought people were saying that :P

Craig

TIP
08-23-2005, 05:28 PM
Another of recent vintage:

What would Brian Boitano do?

T
(at least, never again :wink: )

Jake
08-23-2005, 05:29 PM
Bonus: It's nice to see a nice Christian boy like Bendis get successful.

Criden
08-23-2005, 05:31 PM
Jesus, Wolf girl makes me horny.

TIP
08-23-2005, 05:33 PM
Oh...look...a female poster here on the board? I bet she has cooties. I'm going to put her on my Ignore List.

T

Jake
08-23-2005, 05:35 PM
Jesus, Wolf girl makes me horny.

:smile:

Brian Defferding
08-23-2005, 05:35 PM
Also: "Hey, do you guys mind staying on the subject at hand here?"

TIP
08-23-2005, 05:42 PM
AND

"I'm pretty sure no one actually LIKES Foghat."

T

CapnChaos
08-23-2005, 05:44 PM
Hey now. Can't we just agree to disagree on explosive political issues and just have sex?

Simps
08-23-2005, 05:47 PM
Man, that Denny really turns me off with his far left-learning liberalism. Someone ought to turn him into a god-fearing man.

Smokinblues
08-23-2005, 05:55 PM
"Hey, who's hand was that?"

Adrian B AWESOME
08-23-2005, 05:58 PM
We're NERDS!

Saul Colt
08-23-2005, 06:03 PM
#11 - I LOVE ECLIPSE & VEGA ;)

saul

Patton
08-23-2005, 06:25 PM
Whether you tip or do not, that's your business.

Hey you're a girl--but I've seen enough of those in real life that I won't hang onto every word you say.

BronxRonin
08-23-2005, 08:53 PM
Wow, i'm so happy we all voted for George Bush :mistrust:

Mike Haseloff
08-23-2005, 08:55 PM
Pass the salad.

King of Mars
08-23-2005, 08:57 PM
"Well, enough with this personal, clique-y stuff. It's boring for everyone else and we can always use PMs, AIM, or a chatroom to communicate."

NATE!
08-23-2005, 09:01 PM
http://www.ljplus.ru/img/hasan_as_sabax/All-Your-Base.JPG

greg donovan
08-23-2005, 09:04 PM
while i realize that a particualr comic book may be very good i just dont care for it but i am glad you enjoyed it.

greg donovan
08-23-2005, 09:05 PM
buffy the vampire slayer is the worst show ever and deserved to be cancelled.

DeaconKole
08-23-2005, 09:07 PM
I don't give a damn what you think about me.

DeaconKole
08-23-2005, 09:08 PM
buffy the vampire slayer is the worst show ever and deserved to be cancelled.

Although it's not the worst show ever, I can't force myself to care that it was ever on.

Olivier E.
08-23-2005, 11:58 PM
Also: "Hey, do you guys mind staying on the subject at hand here?"

:lol:

SimiBoyz
08-24-2005, 12:13 AM
Might as well say it:-

"Why isn't there more Kubiak threads?"

Angel
08-24-2005, 01:24 AM
though i've never looked at your thread, i would like to bitch about it's contents and the people that post in it.

i've run out of intellegent arguemnets for my position, now i'm just going to personally attack you and every member of your family.

i have this scroll wheel on my mouse, but i can't figure out how to use it to move past these threads that i have no interest in.

Mike Haseloff
08-24-2005, 01:36 AM
Soap, please.

SimiBoyz
08-24-2005, 01:43 AM
Hello, my name's gav. And I'm sober.

Angel
08-24-2005, 02:12 AM
i never hear enough masterbation or sex jokes.

Angel
08-24-2005, 02:15 AM
i don't like comics.

i can't get enough sex.