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Taxman
08-24-2005, 08:04 AM
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Taxman
08-24-2005, 08:05 AM
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JABSEN
08-24-2005, 08:30 AM
Got beat to it did you JAB? :):surrend: ;)

Corey A.
08-24-2005, 08:44 AM
heh. I have no idea what to ask for.

Nick_Borelli
08-24-2005, 08:59 AM
Just demand your award.

Biggest Nerd or Biggest Spender.

YOUR choice.

Yano
08-24-2005, 09:00 AM
As per madmartigav's suggestion:-

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/Hosted%20For%20Others/Fake34.jpg

Yay!

J. R. Scherer
08-24-2005, 09:02 AM
Biggest Nerd or Biggest Spender.

YOUR choice.

Should be "THE Nerd".

SimiBoyz
08-24-2005, 09:05 AM
Keep 'em coming.

Nick_Borelli
08-24-2005, 09:09 AM
Should be "THE Nerd".
Agreed.

SimiBoyz
08-24-2005, 09:11 AM
Agreed.

You'll get what you get and like it. :grin:

ItsDLEVY
08-24-2005, 09:29 AM
Can I get the "Least Deserving of a Fake Bendis Award" Fake Bendis Award?

J. R. Scherer
08-24-2005, 10:10 AM
Can I get the "Least Deserving of a Fake Bendis Award" Fake Bendis Award?

You're about the third person to ask for that.

Maybe you be "Third Least Deserving".

Nick_Borelli
08-24-2005, 10:40 AM
You'll get what you get and like it. :grin:

Well...that's!....Probably true.

So THE Nerd it is.

ItsDLEVY
08-24-2005, 10:57 AM
You're about the third person to ask for that.

Maybe you be "Third Least Deserving".

How about "Least likely to read all the way through the middle of a very long thread"?

Taxman
08-24-2005, 11:00 AM
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Taxman
08-24-2005, 11:01 AM
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Taxman
08-24-2005, 11:01 AM
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Taxman
08-24-2005, 11:02 AM
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Taxman
08-24-2005, 11:03 AM
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Jew Mafia
08-24-2005, 11:19 AM
make me about 50 of these so i can win the fake award for having won the most fake awards.

BigButtPanda
08-24-2005, 11:21 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/rETIREDnMAE.gif

Hooray! :D

TIP
08-24-2005, 11:22 AM
Lookin' good wit' me new Fake Award


T

J. R. Scherer
08-24-2005, 11:48 AM
Lookin' good wit' me new Fake Award


T

Mine's better. Pbbbbtt...!!
:foom:

Lab-Rat
08-24-2005, 11:55 AM
You are now.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/Hosted%20For%20Others/Fake31.jpg

Sweetness!

Caley Tibbittz
08-24-2005, 11:58 AM
http://www.yanowhatimean.com/art/comics/Fake34.jpg
I challenge this award... the judges were biased...

Taxman
08-24-2005, 01:00 PM
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Damian696
08-24-2005, 01:40 PM
The only thing that comes to my mind right now is "will be dead before he can read all the comics he has", but that's kinda lame, isn't it ? :mrgreen:

Taxman
08-24-2005, 01:59 PM
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SimiBoyz
08-24-2005, 04:37 PM
How about "Least likely to read all the way through the middle of a very long thread"?

I would have so given you that. It's ace.

Amos Moses
08-24-2005, 04:43 PM
Me- Best use of Alan Alda in a avatar.

Caley Tibbittz
08-24-2005, 04:44 PM
Me- Best use of Alan Alda in a avatar.
I'm gonna win that next year... just you wait... :mad:

Amos Moses
08-24-2005, 04:53 PM
I'm gonna win that next year... just you wait... :mad:


Over my dead body!

SimiBoyz
08-24-2005, 04:57 PM
I'm gonna win that next year... just you wait... :mad:

You'd have to make it yourself 'cause I'm not appointing you with one. :grin:

Taxman
08-24-2005, 05:37 PM
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Kenneth I. Wolfe
08-24-2005, 06:34 PM
I'm gonna win that next year... just you wait... :mad:

I don't know if there will be one next year.

...there probably will be, but it probably won't be as good as this attempt. You might win the award anyway. In case it does happen, you might want to put yourself on the waiting list.

ATTENTION EVERYONE! TRY TO TAKE TIBBITTZ' SPOT!

icemanx62
08-24-2005, 07:04 PM
I still have no idea what to ask for.

Taxman
08-24-2005, 07:06 PM
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Taxman
08-24-2005, 07:06 PM
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batmanbooyah
08-24-2005, 07:08 PM
can i have the award for

"meanest penis from LA to venis"?

and it really is mean.

Taxman
08-24-2005, 07:26 PM
can i have the award for

"meanest penis from LA to venis"?

and it really is mean.I just sent you an award, that one wasn't good enough? :?

Kenneth I. Wolfe
08-24-2005, 07:27 PM
I just sent you an award, that one wasn't good enough? :?

Give him a greedy bastard award... except more creative than what I suggested.

V-Man
08-24-2005, 07:30 PM
I've demanded, but havn't been sent one.

Mike Haseloff
08-24-2005, 07:30 PM
I accept my award.

There is absolutely no one I want to thank.
Everyone was useless, and I made it here on my own.

Kenneth I. Wolfe
08-24-2005, 07:32 PM
I've demanded, but havn't been sent one.

What was your demand?

For I am your faithful servant... :bored:

Taxman
08-24-2005, 07:32 PM
I've demanded, but havn't been sent one.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/v-MAN.gif

Kenneth I. Wolfe
08-24-2005, 07:33 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/v-MAN.gif

There you are, V-Man!

Thanks to me!

V-Man
08-24-2005, 07:36 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/v-MAN.gif

There you are, V-Man!

Thanks to me!


HOLY SHIT!!! :cool: :cool:

icemanx62
08-24-2005, 07:36 PM
Me - Best Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique

Kenneth I. Wolfe
08-24-2005, 07:38 PM
HOLY SHIT!!! :cool: :cool:

But it's really from Taxman. Didn't expect you to fall for that.

Taxman
08-24-2005, 07:38 PM
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Kenneth I. Wolfe
08-24-2005, 07:39 PM
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:lol:

Taxman
08-24-2005, 07:39 PM
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SethInAz
08-24-2005, 07:53 PM
Do I get a fake award????

SethInTransit:

Champion of All Things Rubinesque Across the Board

Taxman
08-24-2005, 08:02 PM
Do I get a fake award????

SethInTransit:

Champion of All Things Rubinesque Across the BoardI don't know that word. :dunno:

Kenneth I. Wolfe
08-24-2005, 08:04 PM
Do I get a fake award????

SethInTransit:

Champion of All Things Rubinesque Across the Board

Your words are too small. :roll:

Learn bigger words and you'll get an award. But not while you have a third grade vocabulary.

SethInAz
08-24-2005, 08:06 PM
It means fat dude...

Kenneth I. Wolfe
08-24-2005, 08:07 PM
It means fat dude...

Gawd, don't you think we know that? Biiiigger... woooords!

SethInAz
08-24-2005, 08:13 PM
oooookay....? whatever :roll:

Taxman
08-24-2005, 08:14 PM
It means fat dude...Oh, you mean Rubenesque.

SethInAz
08-24-2005, 08:15 PM
yes

Kenneth I. Wolfe
08-24-2005, 08:15 PM
oooookay....? whatever :roll:

What have I told you? B-i-g-g-e-r words.

Sheesh. :lol: :lol:

This is a hopeless cause.

SethInAz
08-24-2005, 08:18 PM
If they get any fatter my heart will turn into a gooey mess of Crisco.

Kenneth I. Wolfe
08-24-2005, 08:19 PM
If they get any fatter my heart will turn into a gooey mess of Crisco.

Alright, allright, someone give this guy an award.

SethInAz
08-24-2005, 08:21 PM
Alright, allright, someone give this guy an award.

Give it to me smothered in butter and fried in bacon grease.

Taxman
08-24-2005, 08:22 PM
Alright, allright, someone give this guy an award.Can we just use Favorite Fat Guy? I like J. R. 's the best of all.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/Mog_Elffoe/Bendis%20Board/BendisFakeAward.jpg

SethInAz
08-24-2005, 08:25 PM
:no: We prefer Reubanesck





;)

Kenneth I. Wolfe
08-24-2005, 08:32 PM
Give it to me smothered in butter and fried in bacon grease.

It's as unhealthful as it can be.

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/4061/bendy1dk.gif

Kenneth I. Wolfe
08-24-2005, 08:35 PM
Can we just use Favorite Fat Guy? I like J. R. 's the best of all.


I accidently made it already. Fuck. And I promised I wouldn't do anymore.

Like an old detective who retired and promised to stay retired until fatty comes along.

SethInAz
08-24-2005, 08:38 PM
Don't make me eat you.

Taxman
08-24-2005, 08:42 PM
:no: We prefer Reubanesck





;)Well, maybe once you nail down the spelling. BTW, aren't you in Arizona yet?

SethInAz
08-24-2005, 08:45 PM
Yeah I've been here about a week now. Staying with my grandparents for a bit. Don't have a place of my own yet so technically I'm still in transit.

Edi I.
08-24-2005, 08:50 PM
Lord of the cream cheese and tequila shooter.

batmanbooyah
08-24-2005, 09:20 PM
I just sent you an award, that one wasn't good enough? :?


i didn't get the award before i wrote the post hahaha. i don't get the meanest penis from la to venis award?

Zack
08-25-2005, 05:25 AM
can i have, "most likely to stab a drifter"?

Zack
08-25-2005, 05:26 AM
can i have, "most likely to stab a drifter"?


please.

Tabraz
08-25-2005, 05:39 AM
ooo can i have the erratic posting award please? ;)

J. R. Scherer
08-25-2005, 05:43 AM
ooo can i have the erratic posting award please? ;)

It should be 'Best Spaz' since that rhymes with 'Tabraz'.

Holy shit. I'm a poet and didn't even know it.

Race
08-25-2005, 05:46 AM
Um, did I ever get the award I requested?

SimiBoyz
08-25-2005, 05:47 AM
Um, did I ever get the award I requested?

I'm sure I've seen one. Could be wrong though.

Tabraz
08-25-2005, 05:51 AM
It should be 'Best Spaz' since that rhymes with 'Tabraz'.

Holy shit. I'm a poet and didn't even know it.
Wow, I'm back in school!

:scared:

SimiBoyz
08-25-2005, 05:55 AM
I'm sure I've seen one. Could be wrong though.

OK, correction. It seems to have gotten missed. I'll get one off later extra special for you.

J. R. Scherer
08-25-2005, 05:59 AM
Wow, I'm back in school!

:scared:

Is 'Tabraz' your real name?

If so, HA HA HA!!

Tabraz
08-25-2005, 05:59 AM
Is 'Tabraz' your real name?

If so, HA HA HA!!
Yes.

:mad:

J. R. Scherer
08-25-2005, 06:02 AM
Yes.

:mad:

Don't sweat it. I was in grade school when Dallas was on TV. Imagine going through the last 25+ years hearing "Who shot J. R.? HA HA!" at least once a day.

Tabraz
08-25-2005, 06:07 AM
Don't sweat it. I was in grade school when Dallas was on TV. Imagine going through the last 25+ years hearing "Who shot J. R.? HA HA!" at least once a day.
Ouch!
I too have endured TV related "jokes" at my expense! but nothing to that extent.

Mike Haseloff
08-25-2005, 06:09 AM
Ouch!
I too have endured TV related "jokes" at my expense! but nothing to that extent.Knight Rider/Baywatch. :?

J. R. Scherer
08-25-2005, 06:11 AM
Knight Rider/Baywatch. :?

Lots of "Are you related?" type of questions?

Tabraz
08-25-2005, 06:13 AM
Knight Rider/Baywatch. :?
When I was born, the news was broken to some members of my family in the middle of a Knight Rider epsiode! :)

Mike Haseloff
08-25-2005, 06:16 AM
Lots of "Are you related?" type of questions?Sometimes. :?

Lots of general mispronounciations and inane chit chat. :p

Mike Haseloff
08-25-2005, 06:16 AM
When I was born, the news was broken to some members of my family in the middle of a Knight Rider epsiode! :)THEREFORE... Tabraz, I AM YOUR FATHER! :mysterio:

Tabraz
08-25-2005, 06:17 AM
THEREFORE... Tabraz, I AM YOUR FATHER! :mysterio:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! !

:lol:

Race
08-25-2005, 06:17 AM
Knight Rider/Baywatch. :?Was it the hair? I bet is was the hair, wasn't it? It was the hair.

BTW, why'd you change your avatar to Gay Magneto?

Sir Erudite Gav
08-25-2005, 06:17 AM
Lots of general mispronounciations and inane chit chat. :p

Isn't that a description of the Bendis Board?

Thomas Mauer
08-25-2005, 06:18 AM
If anyone's still making new fake awards, I'd like to have a "Held out till page 60 to ask for one" award. :D

Mike Haseloff
08-25-2005, 06:24 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! !

:lol:It's okay, it was just a ruse, as part of Mysterio's evil disco hour! :mysterio:

But WAIT!!!... Aunt May is told to kill Spider-man, and she tries to kill PETER PARKER!!! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?! :shock:


Was it the hair? I bet is was the hair, wasn't it? It was the hair.

BTW, why'd you change your avatar to Gay Magneto?... my hair is nothing like David Hasselhoff's! :?

I'm broadening my demographic, without losing the existing fanbase.
I had the guys who do the Pepsi accounts do market research before the change. Three in five people find the new Mike Haseloff twice as refreshing as the old.

Stay tuned for threads by Michael J. Fox promoting the change...


Isn't that a description of the Bendis Board?Yes. Yes it is.

Especially the inane. :|

J. R. Scherer
08-25-2005, 06:26 AM
I'm broadening my demographic, without losing the existing fanbase.
I had the guys who do the Pepsi accounts do market research before the change. Three in five people find the new Mike Haseloff twice as refreshing as the old.

Needs more Namor.

Tabraz
08-25-2005, 06:27 AM
It's okay, it was just a ruse, as part of Mysterio's evil disco hour! :mysterio:

But WAIT!!!... Aunt May is told to kill Spider-man, and she tries to kill PETER PARKER!!! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?! :shock:

... my hair is nothing like David Hasselhoff's! :?

I'm broadening my demographic, without losing the existing fanbase.
I had the guys who do the Pepsi accounts do market research before the change. Three in five people find the new Mike Haseloff twice as refreshing as the old.

Stay tuned for threads by Michael J. Fox promoting the change...

Yes. Yes it is.

Especially the inane. :|

I wish to see more of Mysterio's Evil Disco Hour!
Sounds fun.... :)

Sir Erudite Gav
08-25-2005, 06:39 AM
Yes. Yes it is.

Especially the inane. :|

I'm thinking now that word's missing an 's'.

That's right it's sienna. Wait, what?

SimiBoyz
08-25-2005, 06:39 AM
Will
"Most likely to lie about the size of his HUGE johnson"
fit?
Yes.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/Hosted%20For%20Others/Fake36.jpg

Race
08-25-2005, 06:42 AM
Yes.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/Hosted%20For%20Others/Fake36.jpg
Schweet! um, do you mind if I change "johnson" to "package?" I think that will go over better . . . :Oops:

Mike Haseloff
08-25-2005, 06:43 AM
Needs more Namor.YOU need more Namor! :mad:


I wish to see more of Mysterio's Evil Disco Hour!
Sounds fun.... :)AS DO I!

SimiBoyz
08-25-2005, 06:44 AM
If anyone's still making new fake awards, I'd like to have a "Held out till page 60 to ask for one" award. :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/Hosted%20For%20Others/Fake37.jpg

SimiBoyz
08-25-2005, 06:47 AM
Schweet! um, do you mind if I change "johnson" to "package?" I think that will go over better . . . :Oops:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/Hosted%20For%20Others/fake38.jpg

J. R. Scherer
08-25-2005, 06:50 AM
YOU need more Namor! :mad:

AS DO I!

I know.

http://www.tebeosfera.com/Seccion/GDT/namor.jpg

SimiBoyz
08-25-2005, 06:51 AM
I would like to be known as the man who has never and will never, ever, ever, ever eat jelly, jam, preserves, or any similar product.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/Hosted%20For%20Others/Fake39.jpg

Race
08-25-2005, 06:52 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/Hosted%20For%20Others/fake38.jpgRock on!

Mike Haseloff
08-25-2005, 06:55 AM
YOU need more Namor! :mad:

AS DO I!I know.

http://www.tebeosfera.com/Seccion/GDT/namor.jpgYou're twisting my words!



... Timm's done better looking characters.

Jeanette
08-25-2005, 07:04 AM
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Aw! Thanks Taxman! What an honor!

I look forward to stalking John Cassady and drunkenly introducing him to others next year! Including JABSEN!
Jabsie might even get a hug and a little smooch from him like I did! :D
(All OK though, it was YPJ authorized!)

J. R. Scherer
08-25-2005, 07:08 AM
You're twisting my words!



... Timm's done better looking characters.

I twist nothing. It was a direct quote.

I wish that more artists would portray Namor like this though. Buscema's was great. I hate the sissy looking versions of him, as that's not what the character is at all. It's like putting Wolverine in primary yellow and blue or something...

Taxman
08-25-2005, 07:11 AM
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Taxman
08-25-2005, 07:12 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/Tequila.gif

Thomas Mauer
08-25-2005, 07:29 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/Hosted%20For%20Others/Fake37.jpg
Thanks! (Actually, I was just too lazy to post till now). :P

Tabraz
08-25-2005, 07:31 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/Erratic.gif
my name's spelt wrong!


unless it's intentional....

:-?

J. R. Scherer
08-25-2005, 07:32 AM
my name's spelt wrong!


HA HA HA HA!!

Tabraz
08-25-2005, 07:35 AM
HA HA HA HA!!
It is funny, in all honesty ;)

J. R. Scherer
08-25-2005, 07:39 AM
It is funny, in all honesty ;)

It is to me, you betcha!

HA HA HA HA!!

Taxman
08-25-2005, 07:40 AM
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Tabraz
08-25-2005, 07:41 AM
:blah:
It is to me, you betcha!

HA HA HA HA!!
:blah: :p

Tabraz
08-25-2005, 07:59 AM
Fixed!
:mrgreen:

Shane W
08-25-2005, 08:06 AM
Ohh!!!



"Most Afraid Of Corn Midgets"

Taxman
08-25-2005, 08:10 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/Rams.gif

Thomas Mauer
08-25-2005, 08:13 AM
Fixed!
:mrgreen:
You know, you could have fixed your username to match the award. Now that would have been dedication! ;)

Taxman
08-25-2005, 09:07 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/BendisMother.gif

Boris the Blade
08-25-2005, 09:09 AM
I want an award that I won't use in my sig.

Taxman
08-25-2005, 09:21 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/Blitzed.gif

Tabraz
08-25-2005, 09:23 AM
You know, you could have fixed your username to match the award. Now that would have been dedication! ;)
I don't know how :-?

J. R. Scherer
08-25-2005, 09:55 AM
I don't know how :-?

Just PM a mod and they'll change it for you.

It's kinda moot now, though.

Vitamin Party
08-25-2005, 10:05 AM
Oh hey, I want a fake bendis award!!!!

Shane W
08-25-2005, 10:08 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/Rams.gif

YAY!!!

Tabraz
08-25-2005, 02:05 PM
Just PM a mod and they'll change it for you.

It's kinda moot now, though.
thanks!

noted down for future reference :)

Zack
08-25-2005, 02:43 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/Hosted%20For%20Others/Fake39.jpg

bitchin'

and it's all true. i'm comin for ya schmuckers! with a name like schmuckers, you know i'll kick the hell right out of it....or something

yeamon
08-25-2005, 03:22 PM
Can I have one?


Yeah! How about the Biggest Dick Cheney!

Taxman
08-25-2005, 03:28 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/DickCheney.gif

yeamon
08-25-2005, 03:34 PM
I thank you, and my brother Dick thanks you.


Yeah, thanks! Now everyone go fuck yourselves.

chris page
08-25-2005, 03:38 PM
thinkin i should get the best pirate award..

Taxman
08-25-2005, 03:39 PM
thinkin i should get the best pirate award..:no:

chris page
08-25-2005, 03:43 PM
there is no better pirate than me, bitch!

icemanx62
08-25-2005, 03:43 PM
I want one.

Taxman
08-25-2005, 03:43 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/Bert.gif

chris page
08-25-2005, 03:44 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/Bert.gif
out of curiosity, who has the first?

Taxman
08-25-2005, 03:46 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/HomeRunDerby.gif

SimiBoyz
08-25-2005, 03:46 PM
thinkin i should get the best pirate award..

As an offical award giver, i'm inclined to deny said request and give you something of my choosing. You need to earn your requested award.
Otherwise :no:

Taxman
08-25-2005, 03:47 PM
out of curiosity, who has the first?:shock:


bloodyhell. He may have actually won the legitimate "Best Avatar" award last year.

Taxman
08-25-2005, 03:48 PM
As an offical award giver, i'm inclined to deny said request and give you something of my choosing. You need to earn your requested award.
Otherwise :no:What's wrong with mine?

chris page
08-25-2005, 03:49 PM
What's wrong with mine?
was referring to my request.. i'll settle for this..

FOR NOW!!!

icemanx62
08-25-2005, 03:52 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/HomeRunDerby.gif

Gracias! Let's Go Mets!

SimiBoyz
08-25-2005, 03:59 PM
What's wrong with mine?

Nothing, You are doing a great job. I'm even jealous of a lot of them. You're putting more effort in than I am. I was only backing up your decline of his invite.

And I didn't see you'd done one when I was replying. Sorry.

Mighty Clintro
08-25-2005, 04:59 PM
I would like if still available the award for scared to voice opinion on the boards

Mighty Clintro
08-25-2005, 05:01 PM
Cause i always just sit on the sidelines and before I decided to voice my opinion on things someone else already voices it for me

SimiBoyz
08-25-2005, 05:08 PM
I would like if still available the award for scared to voice opinion on the boards

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/Hosted%20For%20Others/Fake42.jpg

Kenneth I. Wolfe
08-25-2005, 05:10 PM
As an offical award giver, i'm inclined to deny said request and give you something of my choosing. You need to earn your requested award.
Otherwise :no:

Hey, hey, hey, lemme clear something up.

This is the Fake Bendis Awards. Just because I gave you my spot (which means nothing really) there are no official award givers. EVERYONE can GIVE and MAKE an award. Who Cares? made his own. Taxman made a bunch. You made a bunch. Roman Candle made one. And I think a couple others as well.

If you've made an award, you're an official award giver. There is nothing official in this site.

SimiBoyz
08-25-2005, 05:42 PM
Hey, hey, hey, lemme clear something up.

This is the Fake Bendis Awards. Just because I gave you my spot (which means nothing really) there are no official award givers. EVERYONE can GIVE and MAKE an award. Who Cares? made his own. Taxman made a bunch. You made a bunch. Roman Candle made one. And I think a couple others as well.

If you've made an award, you're an official award giver. There is nothing official in this site.

I know. I just went totaly overboard on that post. Got power hungry. I have no problem with what taxman is doing. he's done a very good job. If anybody wants their own or to change them in any way - no problem.

It was just a personal dig at someone I've talked to semi regularly elsewhere. It was meant as fun and nothing else.

amy
08-25-2005, 05:51 PM
Hey, hey, hey, lemme clear something up.

This is the Fake Bendis Awards. Just because I gave you my spot (which means nothing really) there are no official award givers. EVERYONE can GIVE and MAKE an award. Who Cares? made his own. Taxman made a bunch. You made a bunch. Roman Candle made one. And I think a couple others as well.

If you've made an award, you're an official award giver. There is nothing official in this site.



Just pointing out that SimiGav did say "an" official award giver and not "the" official giver. It was all in good fun, residual of the K-Men vs V-Men thing, nothing more.

Kenneth I. Wolfe
08-25-2005, 05:52 PM
Just pointing out that SimiGav did say "an" official award giver and not "the" official giver. It was all in good fun, residual of the K-Men vs V-Men thing, nothing more.

You're right!!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

SimiBoyz
08-25-2005, 05:54 PM
Just pointing out that SimiGav did say "an" official award giver and not "the" official giver. It was all in good fun, residual of the K-Men vs V-Men thing, nothing more.

:heart:

amy
08-25-2005, 05:54 PM
You're right!!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!


;)

amy
08-25-2005, 05:55 PM
:heart:


:rogue:

Ryan_ZOOM_Turner
08-25-2005, 06:20 PM
Can I have an award?

Ryan_ZOOM_Turner
08-25-2005, 06:31 PM
Can I have an award?

Saul Colt
08-25-2005, 06:48 PM
I made myself one!

Ya Im now an award winner!

saul

SimiBoyz
08-25-2005, 06:50 PM
I made myself one!

Ya Im now an award winner!

saul

YAY, that one rocks. :grin:

Kenneth I. Wolfe
08-25-2005, 07:32 PM
I made myself one!

Ya Im now an award winner!

saul

I love how it's an award and a link. I thought it was such a beautiful award that I had to touch it --- and what do you know? I was taken to a magical place.

www.ssscomics.com (www.ssscomics.com)

Saul Colt
08-25-2005, 07:34 PM
I love how it's an award and a link. I thought it was such a beautiful award that I had to touch it --- and what do you know? I was taken to a magical place.

www.ssscomics.com (www.ssscomics.com)


it is non aggressive marketing!

I have a similar award sign over my pee pee.

Im hoping for the same result

saul

Kenneth I. Wolfe
08-25-2005, 07:34 PM
it is non aggressive marketing!

I have a similar award sign over my pee pee.

Im hoping for the same result

saul

:lol:

Taxman
08-25-2005, 07:58 PM
Hey, hey, hey, lemme clear something up.

This is the Fake Bendis Awards. Just because I gave you my spot (which means nothing really) there are no official award givers. EVERYONE can GIVE and MAKE an award. Who Cares? made his own. Taxman made a bunch. You made a bunch. Roman Candle made one. And I think a couple others as well.

If you've made an award, you're an official award giver. There is nothing official in this site.If people do not wish to cede to our authority, they can make their own damn awards. :x

Kenneth I. Wolfe
08-25-2005, 08:03 PM
If people do not wish to cede to our authority, they can make their own damn awards. :x


These kind of things are dangerous. Power. Sex. Fake Awards.

You never know what'll happen next. They might rebel, but not if there's nothing to rebel against!

They think there's no authority because we tell them there's no authority. Just like the whole democracy thing in the US. There is no democracy.

We have everyone in the palm of our hands.

:twisted:

Taxman
08-25-2005, 08:03 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/Cableguy.gif

ItsDLEVY
08-25-2005, 08:06 PM
it is non aggressive marketing!

I have a similar award sign over my pee pee.

Im hoping for the same result

saul

Fine, Saul, I'll touch your pee pee. See you at the Boston con.

Mike Haseloff
08-25-2005, 08:07 PM
If I didn't already have an award clearly stating I won everything (yeah, peek-a-boo. Down there. See that hotshot? Yeah... I wear it like a badge. What you gonna do about it? Huh? Huh? Yeah! On my belt! You can't handle!), I would've requested a Ninja Bitch award.

But I'm not, because I do. :mad:

Kenneth I. Wolfe
08-25-2005, 08:07 PM
Hey, hey, hey, lemme clear something up.

This is the Fake Bendis Awards. Just because I gave you my spot (which means nothing really) there are no official award givers. EVERYONE can GIVE and MAKE an award. Who Cares? made his own. Taxman made a bunch. You made a bunch. Roman Candle made one. And I think a couple others as well.

If you've made an award, you're an official award giver. There is nothing official in this site.

I just realized I said "site."

I didn't mean site, I meant thread.

This is a sign of APHASIA.

SimiBoyz
08-26-2005, 05:08 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/Hosted%20For%20Others/Fake44.jpg

Olivier E.
08-26-2005, 05:14 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/Hosted%20For%20Others/Fake44.jpg

I gave you some work, now hand over 60% of the comission

Dan
08-26-2005, 06:01 AM
Could someone make me a fake Bendis award for Laziest? I could do it, but I'm too lazy to.

Perhaps have the award guy have some snoring zzzzs.

Please?

Taxman
08-26-2005, 06:38 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/slug.gif

JABSEN
08-26-2005, 06:41 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/Hosted%20For%20Others/Fake44.jpgI contest this choice

SimiBoyz
08-26-2005, 06:50 AM
I contest this choice

Go and take it up with the king of the bendis board then.

Joshzilla
08-26-2005, 06:58 AM
I need one for "Thread Killer"

Taxman
08-26-2005, 07:03 AM
Go and take it up with the king of the bendis board then.Goddard?

Taxman
08-26-2005, 07:04 AM
I need one for "Thread Killer"Everyone thinks that they are a thread killer when they are a n00b. :roll:

Taxman
08-26-2005, 07:04 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/Korova.gif

Taxman
08-26-2005, 07:05 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/CountryPunk.gif

Taxman
08-26-2005, 07:06 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/StatueofLiberty.gif

JABSEN
08-26-2005, 07:09 AM
Go and take it up with the king of the bendis board then.Oh I did:-x

Your hat-wearing madness must be stopped

Joshzilla
08-26-2005, 07:12 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/CountryPunk.gif


Yay! That's friggin' awesome!

SimiBoyz
08-26-2005, 07:13 AM
Goddard?

Nope. A fellow gav as it happens.

SimiBoyz
08-26-2005, 07:14 AM
Oh I did:-x

Your hat-wearing madness must be stopped

Then you'll be upset to learn that I wore a hat today for the first time in ages. And boy was it fucking annoying.

Taxman
08-26-2005, 07:16 AM
Nope. A fellow gav as it happens.AAlgar?

SimiBoyz
08-26-2005, 07:18 AM
AAlgar?

Shhh.

Yes

Sir Erudite Gav
08-26-2005, 07:19 AM
Then you'll be upset to learn that I wore a hat today for the first time in ages. And boy was it fucking annoying.

For the good of the OOG I'll pretend I didn't read that.

Taxman
08-26-2005, 07:21 AM
Shhh.

Yes:shock:

JABSEN
08-26-2005, 07:36 AM
Then you'll be upset to learn that I wore a hat today for the first time in ages. And boy was it fucking annoying.You....

You've changed,man:no:

MentalPatient
08-26-2005, 08:07 AM
How about "Best 'Worst Excuse for an Award' Award,"
or something making fun of my low post count, infrequent postings or nonsensical ramblings?

SimiBoyz
08-26-2005, 08:21 AM
How about "Best 'Worst Excuse for an Award' Award,"
or something making fun of my low post count, infrequent postings or nonsensical ramblings?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/Hosted%20For%20Others/Fake45.jpg

SimiBoyz
08-26-2005, 09:53 AM
I'd just like to say that I will not be making any fake awards for the next few days as I am on holiday. I leave the thread in the capable hands of Taxman who's done a stellar job so far.

MentalPatient
08-26-2005, 11:26 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/Hosted%20For%20Others/Fake45.jpg
It's Magical really.
This is my first no-prize ever, thanks simi!
Now my useless one-liner posts take up even more space.

Taxman
08-26-2005, 02:44 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/MugShot.gif

SimiBoyz
08-26-2005, 03:04 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/MugShot.gif

Your dedication astounds me. I can't believe the amount of effort you put in.

Taxman
08-26-2005, 03:17 PM
Your dedication astounds me. I can't believe the amount of effort you put in.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/leftwing.gif

Mighty Clintro
08-26-2005, 04:15 PM
Im being slightly computer illeterate how do I display my award I'm fairly new to these boards

Taxman
08-26-2005, 04:21 PM
Im being slightly computer illeterate how do I display my award I'm fairly new to these boards

Highlight this link:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/Hosted%20For%20Others/Fake42.jpg (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/Hosted%20For%20Others/Fake42.jpg)

Right click and select "copy." Scroll to the top of the page and click "User CP" all the way to the left on the top bar. There is a menu on the left side that says "Control Panel" under that is "Settings & Options", the first selction is "Edit Signature" click this. You should get a screen that looks like a message editor.

Paste the link into the message field, highlight it and click thehttp://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/images/editor/insertimage.gificon. It should place brackets around the link. If it opens a window, then paste the link into the field.

The Princess
08-26-2005, 05:33 PM
I want one! Except, I rarely post and very few people who visit the board now know (or remember) who I am.

Caley Tibbittz
08-26-2005, 05:45 PM
I want one! Except, I rarely post and very few people who visit the board now know (or remember) who I am.
http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/1702/bendy207fx2z1ac.gif (http://imageshack.us)
:D

kubiak
08-26-2005, 06:01 PM
http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/1702/bendy207fx2z1ac.gif (http://imageshack.us)
:D
It should be "Most Mysterious"! :p

Taxman
08-26-2005, 06:23 PM
It should be "Most Mysterious"! :pBut, I know who she is. :p

Caley Tibbittz
08-26-2005, 06:24 PM
It should be "Most Mysterious"! :p
I like wordy awards...:D

Taxman
08-27-2005, 07:43 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/bestdebater.gif

The Princess
08-27-2005, 07:45 AM
Hee! Danke.

Taxman
08-27-2005, 07:56 AM
Hee! Danke.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/NewMother.gif

citizenDave
08-27-2005, 07:59 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/MugShot.gif

You like me. You really like me!

I used up all of my English!

Taxman
08-27-2005, 08:03 AM
You like me. You really like me!

I used up all of my English!Good thing that you are an artist.

S!
08-27-2005, 08:17 AM
What do I have to do to get an award :)

Taxman
08-27-2005, 08:33 AM
What do I have to do to get an award :)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/Spider-Devil.gif

S!
08-27-2005, 11:07 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/Spider-Devil.gif

haha awesome! thanks! :D

Mighty Clintro
08-27-2005, 11:58 AM
Thanx Taxman for the help

Taxman
08-27-2005, 12:14 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/ALASKAN.gif

Drew
08-28-2005, 03:22 AM
Dude...award me to please give?

Taxman
08-28-2005, 09:57 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/pokerchallenge.gif

Taxman
08-28-2005, 11:14 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/TopTen.gif

Taxman
08-28-2005, 11:40 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/alterego.gif

Genius J
08-28-2005, 11:44 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/alterego.gif
This would have been more appropriate if I was still doing that schtick.

Thomas Mauer
08-28-2005, 11:50 AM
This would have been more appropriate if I was still doing that schtick.
Did you see the pink hulk cover that I photoshopped? I did that for you in part.

Genius J
08-28-2005, 11:59 AM
Did you see the pink hulk cover that I photoshopped? I did that for you in part.
No, I don't think I ever saw that.

Taxman
08-29-2005, 07:53 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/JOHNBYRNE.gif

David
08-31-2005, 01:25 PM
is it too late for me to get an award? i asked for one earlier but was ignored.

also, if i get the one i ask, how do i put it in my sig?

i was hoping for: Sleepy: resident pothead and philosoper

thanks in advance

SimiBoyz
08-31-2005, 03:28 PM
is it too late for me to get an award? i asked for one earlier but was ignored.

also, if i get the one i ask, how do i put it in my sig?

i was hoping for: Sleepy: resident pothead and philosoper

thanks in advance

I'm like 95% positive there's one in this thread waiting for you. I'm not around much lately so I'm not going to be able to help much. But i', positive you've got one.

David
08-31-2005, 03:57 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/FavoriteInsomniac.gif

im not an insomniac, i just work midnights is all, thanks

David
08-31-2005, 03:59 PM
k, but how do i get it on my sig????

Taxman
08-31-2005, 04:02 PM
k, but how do i get it on my sig????I wrote instructions somewhere in this thread. Give me a couple of minutes to find them.

David
08-31-2005, 04:05 PM
I wrote instructions somewhere in this thread. Give me a couple of minutes to find them.

thanx, i went through the thread looking for mine but i was going too fast and probably flashed over the instructions

Taxman
08-31-2005, 04:07 PM
k, but how do i get it on my sig????You will find the instructions here:

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?p=705969&#post705969 (http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?p=705969&#post705969)

This is the URL for your award:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/FavoriteInsomniac.gif (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/FavoriteInsomniac.gif)

replace the one in the example with this.

David
08-31-2005, 04:22 PM
i cannot thank you enough for what you have helped me to do. i know im not getting an award so this is all i have, and i really like it.

thank you