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Brian Defferding
08-19-2005, 09:31 AM
My favorites would be "jerkin' the gherkin'" and "churning the nut mustard".

What's yours?

Ray G.
08-19-2005, 09:32 AM
Floggin' the bishop.

Shane W
08-19-2005, 09:32 AM
dousing the soggy moth.

Evan the Shaggy
08-19-2005, 09:33 AM
Red Rocket! Red Rocket!

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
08-19-2005, 09:33 AM
"Making the lizard vomit."

JABSEN
08-19-2005, 09:36 AM
"I'll be in my room"

PeterSparker
08-19-2005, 09:36 AM
I'm down with the tried, and true: Spanking the monkey

or one I've been trying out lately: polishing the Bendis

Alex Wilson
08-19-2005, 09:36 AM
"Coming up with a new euphemism."

james michael
08-19-2005, 09:37 AM
jacking off

Corey A.
08-19-2005, 09:38 AM
5 knuckle shuffle

saymama
08-19-2005, 09:38 AM
"Making the lizard vomit."

Okay, that's gross. You must change that immediately if you ever want to have real sex again! You saying this is probably why you have make the damn thing vomit so much! :)


I have slang for everything but this. I'm a good girl and don't do things like this. :no: The closest I get is asking other if they "had fun" or "played".

Pat Loika
08-19-2005, 09:39 AM
Activating the null ray.

P.

saymama
08-19-2005, 09:40 AM
or one I've been trying out lately: polishing the Bendis

Problem with that is, you just admitted that you think of Bendis when you masturbate! :D

Dreg
08-19-2005, 09:40 AM
When I go to straighten something out.

Corey A.
08-19-2005, 09:40 AM
Taking out Rosey Palm & her friends

RebootedCorpse
08-19-2005, 09:41 AM
Activating the light sabre...
Stop looking at me...

Dr. Blasphemy
08-19-2005, 09:42 AM
"Interigating the witness" :)

Dreg
08-19-2005, 09:42 AM
I've heard girls calling it "double clicking the mouse."

SteveZegers
08-19-2005, 09:43 AM
Polishing your knob.

a_garza
08-19-2005, 09:44 AM
punching the clown

amy
08-19-2005, 09:44 AM
I don't.

Olivier E.
08-19-2005, 09:45 AM
I don't.

yoju don't masturbate or you don't have one :shifty:

T-Dro
08-19-2005, 09:46 AM
I say "Taking care of myself".

My husband says "whipping out a batch".

PhilipClark
08-19-2005, 09:46 AM
"Jammin' it."

Taki Soma
08-19-2005, 09:46 AM
My favorites would be "jerkin' the gherkin'" and "churning the nut mustard".

What's yours?
Smack my bitch up

amy
08-19-2005, 09:47 AM
yoju don't masturbate or you don't have one :shifty:


What do you think?

PeterSparker
08-19-2005, 09:48 AM
Problem with that is, you just admitted that you think of Bendis when you masturbate! :D


but....but, d-doesn't everybody?


:Oops:

DaGetHighKnight
08-19-2005, 09:48 AM
Fing fang Foom!

Dreg
08-19-2005, 09:48 AM
Shaking hands with television's Roddy Rodd.

Brian Defferding
08-19-2005, 09:48 AM
This thread is awesome. :lol:

Olivier E.
08-19-2005, 09:49 AM
What do you think?

:dunno:

xyzzy
08-19-2005, 09:50 AM
"Manually exciting my sexual organs"

amy
08-19-2005, 09:51 AM
:dunno:


I don't have a favorite term.

Natty P
08-19-2005, 09:52 AM
Roughing up the suspect.

Dreg
08-19-2005, 09:53 AM
"white water rafting."

Taki Soma
08-19-2005, 09:54 AM
oh yea, and who can forget my favorite one of all???

I'll be in my bunk

PeterSparker
08-19-2005, 09:56 AM
oh yea, and who can forget my favorite one of all???

I'll be in my bunk

yeah that one ruled! :D

Olivier E.
08-19-2005, 09:57 AM
I don't have a favorite term.

Me neither, when I was younger we called it "faire la lapine" "doing the bunny"

Boris the Blade
08-19-2005, 10:00 AM
Firing off some knuckle-children.

amy
08-19-2005, 10:00 AM
Me neither, when I was younger we called it "faire la lapine" "doing the bunny"


I do use taking care of things and stuff, but only one person can tell what I'm talking about when I use it for that meaning.

Brian Defferding
08-19-2005, 10:01 AM
"Manually exciting my sexual organs"

NERD :p

Taki Soma
08-19-2005, 10:01 AM
making pancake batter

Taki Soma
08-19-2005, 10:02 AM
flooding the system

Corey A.
08-19-2005, 10:05 AM
making pancake batter

EVERYONE loves pancakes....

Dreg
08-19-2005, 10:07 AM
What was that one SNL skit with the guy who always said what he thought? The one where he walked in on Phil Hartman, who was about to score, and said "Don't worry about me. I'll be up in my room masturbating."

Olivier E.
08-19-2005, 10:07 AM
flooding the system

:eek:

Mr. E!
08-19-2005, 10:08 AM
oh yea, and who can forget my favorite one of all???

I'll be in my bunk

Damnit, I thought I was going to get that one out before anyone else. So I'll go to my runner-up:
Grinding one out.

DaGetHighKnight
08-19-2005, 10:08 AM
making pancake batter

How bout' "making baby batter"..or is that too gross?

Mr. E!
08-19-2005, 10:08 AM
What was that one SNL skit with the guy who always said what he thought? The one where he walked in on Phil Hartman, who was about to score, and said "Don't worry about me. I'll be up in my room masturbating."

Respect! That was Joe Montanna!

Taki Soma
08-19-2005, 10:09 AM
How bout' "making baby batter"..or is that too gross?
well, I can't make baby batter, but you can ;-)

Corey A.
08-19-2005, 10:10 AM
well, I can't make baby batter, but you can ;-)

EEEEWWWWW

Dr. Blasphemy
08-19-2005, 10:11 AM
"Clean up in the bologna isle"

Fast Fact-
90% of all men masterbate










The other 10% dont have arms.

tjtolosa
08-19-2005, 10:12 AM
Beat the meat
Jerking off

a bunch of my other favorites have already been said...

Dreg
08-19-2005, 10:12 AM
Respect! That was Joe Montanna!

Great. Henceforth, I shall call the act "pulling a Montanna."

mario
08-19-2005, 10:12 AM
well, I can't make baby batter, but you can ;-)

but you can batter the baby




ok

i crossed the line :surrend:

Mr. E!
08-19-2005, 10:14 AM
Great. Henceforth, I shall call the act "pulling a Montanna."

Hmmm, you go right ahead. I, however, like to keep my self-abuse quarterback-free.

JABSEN
08-19-2005, 10:16 AM
Great. Henceforth, I shall call the act "pulling a Montanna."HAH

xyzzy
08-19-2005, 10:21 AM
"Clean up in the bologna isle"

Fast Fact-
90% of all men masterbate










The other 10% dont have arms.

That's a pretty high armless percentage. Have you checked your numbers?

Natty P
08-19-2005, 10:22 AM
What was that one SNL skit with the guy who always said what he thought? The one where he walked in on Phil Hartman, who was about to score, and said "Don't worry about me. I'll be up in my room masturbating."


That was Joe Montana. Classic.

The Human Target
08-19-2005, 10:22 AM
Damn, Taki beat me to my favourite Firefly joke.

Hurrrrmmmmmm.

Taki Soma
08-19-2005, 10:23 AM
Damn, Taki beat me to my favourite Firefly joke.

Hurrrrmmmmmm.
joke? shit's totally serious

The Human Target
08-19-2005, 10:26 AM
joke? shit's totally serious

Well, yeah I know.

Its even funnier at my townhouse cause my room is downstairs and basically is a bunk.

Dreg
08-19-2005, 10:30 AM
If he negotiated so hard to get his own room, why does he sleep in a bunk?

DaGetHighKnight
08-19-2005, 10:33 AM
well, I can't make baby batter, but you can ;-)

Up for some babycakes? ;-)

Taki Soma
08-19-2005, 10:34 AM
Well, yeah I know.

Its even funnier at my townhouse cause my room is downstairs and basically is a bunk.
that is just too f'ing cool. I want my own bunk

tjtolosa
08-19-2005, 10:35 AM
that is just too f'ing cool. I want my own bunk
I've slept on a bunk... I'll stick with my queen size bed... more room to spread out ;)

Taki Soma
08-19-2005, 10:36 AM
I've slept on a bunk... I'll stick with my queen size bed... more room to spread out ;)
but MY queen sized bed is no bunk

just so not Jayne

saymama
08-19-2005, 10:36 AM
that is just too f'ing cool. I want my own bunk

Taki! don't tell em what you want. Half the board just logged out to run and find you a bunk. The half just opened another window and is searching online to have one delivered to you!

The Human Target
08-19-2005, 10:37 AM
that is just too f'ing cool. I want my own bunk

Talking about wanking it brings people together.

Angel of Distraction
08-19-2005, 10:37 AM
I do use taking care of things and stuff, but only one person can tell what I'm talking about when I use it for that meaning.

I wouldn't bet money on that.

Race
08-19-2005, 10:40 AM
Bunk beds & masterbation = bad combo.

Adam Beranek
08-19-2005, 10:42 AM
"Going to the zoo"...cuz there I can choke a chicken, spank a monkey, flog a dolphin and club a baby seal.

SimiBoyz
08-19-2005, 10:42 AM
"I'll be in my room"

"i'll be in my bunk"

cory w
08-19-2005, 10:43 AM
Busting a ghost

Pat Loika
08-19-2005, 10:46 AM
"Going to the zoo"...cuz there I can choke a chicken, spank a monkey, flog a dolphin and club a baby seal.

Well there you go. :lol:

P.

JABSEN
08-19-2005, 10:46 AM
"bumping the thread"

amy
08-19-2005, 10:46 AM
I wouldn't bet money on that.



Now, you'll just think that's what I mean when I say 'things and stuff,' but I use it a lot when I'm being evasive in general.

Corey A.
08-19-2005, 10:47 AM
Talking about wanking it brings people together.

heh, you said wanking, heh

KingMob
08-19-2005, 10:50 AM
tapping the testicle taffy

thank you.

The Human Target
08-19-2005, 10:51 AM
"bumping the thread"

:lol:

Priceless.

Dr. Blasphemy
08-19-2005, 10:53 AM
Bunk beds & masterbation = bad combo.

Bunk Spunk!

or

"Its raining seMEN "

Adam Witt
08-19-2005, 10:55 AM
The one-man squeaky-squeaky.

Corey A.
08-19-2005, 10:56 AM
tapping the testicle taffy

thank you.

nice

SimiBoyz
08-19-2005, 10:58 AM
:lol:

Priceless.

I think he comes out with some of the funniest things on the board and doesn't seem to get noticed for them.

KingMob
08-19-2005, 10:58 AM
whip up a batch of baby gravy.

Taki Soma
08-19-2005, 10:59 AM
I think he comes out with some of the funniest things on the board and doesn't seem to get noticed for them.
this is true.

hear hear for ... that guy

JK Jabsen!!! I know all about your clever mind.

Pat Loika
08-19-2005, 11:02 AM
"bumping the thread"

I now take back the 'unfunny' remark from months back...

P.

The Human Target
08-19-2005, 11:04 AM
this is true.

hear hear for ... that guy

JK Jabsen!!! I know all about your clever mind.

Thats because your the one who scooped it out of a hobo's skull when we made Jabsen last summer.

Dr. Blasphemy
08-19-2005, 11:05 AM
You know who goes WAY underappricated?

ME, BABY! ME!

~Hernandez~
08-19-2005, 11:09 AM
I like to think of it as "I can't believe it's not butt."

Race
08-19-2005, 11:11 AM
Ages ago, when I was an R.A., there was a guy on my floor who was notorious not just for whackin' off - but for getting caught doing it! Sure enough, it was my turn to do room check (we had curfew at this college). So when I get to his room, I knocked on the door loudly and announced to anyone in the room that I was going to open the door. Sure enough, as I opened the door I heard a squeaking noise that didn't stop until a good couple of seconds after I opened the door. :sick:

From then on, I just assumed he was in his room at curfew.

Then there was the guy whose top-bunk solo escapades would wake up his roommate in the bunk beneath him! I'm so glad I never had a roommate.

Travis M. Bierwagen
08-19-2005, 11:12 AM
sneezin' cock snot

The Human Target
08-19-2005, 11:15 AM
I like to think of it as "I can't believe it's not butt."

<claps>

I like that one.

TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
08-19-2005, 11:19 AM
Rocking the boat.

Race
08-19-2005, 11:22 AM
Rocking the boat.

Wait, is that what you call what you do - or what guys do?

The Human Target
08-19-2005, 11:24 AM
Don't rock the boat baby!

jason hissong
08-19-2005, 11:31 AM
Ages ago, when I was an R.A., there was a guy on my floor who was notorious not just for whackin' off - but for getting caught doing it! Sure enough, it was my turn to do room check (we had curfew at this college). So when I get to his room, I knocked on the door loudly and announced to anyone in the room that I was going to open the door. Sure enough, as I opened the door I heard a squeaking noise that didn't stop until a good couple of seconds after I opened the door. :sick:

From then on, I just assumed he was in his room at curfew.

Then there was the guy whose top-bunk solo escapades would wake up his roommate in the bunk beneath him! I'm so glad I never had a roommate.


We had a guy in our fraternity house where that happened. This was a BIG guy too. And he had a girlfriend and would tell us about the wonderful sex they had all the time. But anyway, he'd whap it ALL THE TIME. Roomates trying to sleep in their bunks. People in the front room. ALL THE TIME. So we nicknamed him 'Bone' and constantly caught him. It was hilarious.

-j

Balthazar
08-19-2005, 11:33 AM
Answering the Bat-Phone

A Dishonorable Discharge

Charming the Cobra

Polishing me Shillelaigh

Flog the molly

slappin ham

jackin' the beanstalk

paddle the pickle

rolling a flesh blunt

Ticklin' Elmo

Murdock's Girl
08-19-2005, 11:34 AM
brian- did you like, just watch varsity blues or something?
if not- go and watch the class room sex ed sequence. :)
those are all my favorite
Tessana!?!

Balthazar
08-19-2005, 11:36 AM
Test firing the Death Star!

TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
08-19-2005, 11:37 AM
Wait, is that what you call what you do - or what guys do?
What I do.

Sir Erudite Gav
08-19-2005, 11:38 AM
Over a hundred posts and no-one's said wank? For shame.

The Human Target
08-19-2005, 11:39 AM
I said wanking.

Sir Erudite Gav
08-19-2005, 11:42 AM
I said wanking.

So you did, sorry. +100 rep points for saying wanking. Sorely underused word. I don't literally mean sore though. :shifty:

JABSEN
08-19-2005, 11:43 AM
Answering the Bat-PhoneHeh

Brian Defferding
08-19-2005, 11:44 AM
Test firing the Death Star!

This Death Star is fully operational! :D

Brian Defferding
08-19-2005, 11:45 AM
brian- did you like, just watch varsity blues or something?
if not- go and watch the class room sex ed sequence. :)
those are all my favorite
Tessana!?!

:D

Amos Moses
08-19-2005, 11:49 AM
Fap fap fapping on my chamber door.

Humphrey_Lee
08-19-2005, 11:57 AM
Stirring the potion.

Taki Soma
08-19-2005, 12:09 PM
Taki! don't tell em what you want. Half the board just logged out to run and find you a bunk. The half just opened another window and is searching online to have one delivered to you!
... isn't that a GOOD thing that people are looking out for my well being?

I also need a down bed cover :D

Brian Defferding
08-19-2005, 12:11 PM
... isn't that a GOOD thing that people are looking out for my well being?

I also need a down bed cover :D

If "I'll be up in my bunk" is slang for masturbation, then what does "I'll be under my down comforter" mea.....uh....ooooooooooooooh okay! :thumb:

Olivier E.
08-19-2005, 12:13 PM
We had a guy in our fraternity house where that happened. This was a BIG guy too. And he had a girlfriend and would tell us about the wonderful sex they had all the time. But anyway, he'd whap it ALL THE TIME. Roomates trying to sleep in their bunks. People in the front room. ALL THE TIME. So we nicknamed him 'Bone' and constantly caught him. It was hilarious.

-j

There's a guy here in Brussel from Luxembourg, who twice after a student party got arrested, once for masturbating in the subway and once he was so drunk that he started masturbating in a roundabout thinking it was his bed

Brian Defferding
08-19-2005, 12:15 PM
There's a guy here in Brussel from Luxembourg, who twice after a student party got arrested, once for masturbating in the subway and once he was so drunk that he started masturbating in a roundabout thinking it was his bed

That made me almost spit up my drink :lol:

jenifu
08-19-2005, 12:17 PM
... isn't that a GOOD thing that people are looking out for my well being?

I also need a down bed cover :D

i think what tonia is worried about is that the bunk AND the down comforter will be delivered with the generous admirers IN THEM.

Taki Soma
08-19-2005, 12:23 PM
If "I'll be up in my bunk" is slang for masturbation, then what does "I'll be under my down comforter" mea.....uh....ooooooooooooooh okay! :thumb:
no no, I already have a comforter... I need a feather bed... the one that you lie on

Sir Erudite Gav
08-19-2005, 12:24 PM
That made me almost spit up my drink :lol:

:shock: Please tell me that's not another slang for masturbation.

Taki Soma
08-19-2005, 12:26 PM
:shock: Please tell me that's not another slang for masturbation.
you win the best post of the day today

Brian Defferding
08-19-2005, 12:26 PM
:shock: Please tell me that's not another slang for masturbation.

:lol: No, it's not. Although it could be.

Brian Defferding
08-19-2005, 12:30 PM
Now, because of this thread I've created, I'm going to overhear all sorts of phrases and think of them as masturbation slang.

"I need to speak with my client privately"

"I was in the copy room faxing the PO"

"Think it's time for my one-on-one meeting with the Team Lead"

Sir Erudite Gav
08-19-2005, 12:31 PM
you win the best post of the day today

Wow, thanks. :)

saymama
08-19-2005, 12:32 PM
... isn't that a GOOD thing that people are looking out for my well being?

I also need a down bed cover :D


That;s a very good point! as long as like jenifu said, the "admirers" don't tag along with the merchandise. Maybe we should said start a
Taki wish list thread!

Dreg
08-19-2005, 12:34 PM
Now, because of this thread I've created, I'm going to overhear all sorts of phrases and think of them as masturbation slang.

"I need to speak with my client privately"

"I was in the copy room faxing the PO"

"Think it's time for my one-on-one meeting with the Team Lead"

"Did you get that memo?"

"EEEEWWW! You forgot to attach a cover sheet!"

Troy Carlson
08-19-2005, 12:40 PM
Shaking Hands with the Unemployed.

Corey A.
08-19-2005, 12:41 PM
That;s a very good point! as long as like jenifu said, the "admirers" don't tag along with the merchandise. Maybe we should said start a
Taki wish list thread!

NO!

Ethan Van Sciver
08-19-2005, 12:49 PM
Frosting the comforter. Fingering the suspect.

saymama
08-19-2005, 12:53 PM
NO!


Why? Are you weak against Taki?

DID I MENTION HOW HOT YOU ARE LATELY!!! YES, YOU MADMONKEY!
THE MAN KNOWS TIFFANY'S, WHAT CAN i SAY?! :) ;-) :)

jenifu
08-19-2005, 12:54 PM
Shaking Hands with the Unemployed.
:lol:

Wastrel
08-19-2005, 12:58 PM
flonking the bacon king.

Brian Defferding
08-19-2005, 01:08 PM
flonking the bacon king.

Ding ding ding! We have a winnah! :D

Corey A.
08-19-2005, 01:10 PM
Why? Are you weak against Taki?

DID I MENTION HOW HOT YOU ARE LATELY!!! YES, YOU MADMONKEY!
THE MAN KNOWS TIFFANY'S, WHAT CAN i SAY?! :) ;-) :)

I knows how to treat the ladies....
:heybaby:

Movie Maker
08-19-2005, 01:13 PM
chokin the chubb.

tjtolosa
08-19-2005, 01:30 PM
Shaking Hands with the Unemployed.
that's awesome :rofl:

Chris Moreno
08-19-2005, 01:31 PM
I always liked "dick-dancing with the one-eyed fuck puppet"

Captain Sensation
08-19-2005, 01:40 PM
I'm down with the tried, and true: Spanking the monkey

or one I've been trying out lately: polishing the Bendis

LOL @ polishing the bendis...

5 finger date is the newest one ive used...along with palmela handerson and "who wants ball cheese", but if i go on ill get banned or worse...my gf will be reading this.

Brian Defferding
08-19-2005, 01:44 PM
I always liked "dick-dancing with the one-eyed fuck puppet"

:eek: Nice one!

Captain Sensation
08-19-2005, 01:46 PM
Activating the null ray.

P.

using the ultimate nullifier to make galactus go away..so thats what was going on all along....this just makes both of those names, along with
mr fantastic(already naughty innuendo)
invisible woman( arent they all when you are manipulating yourselves?)
the thing(no further explanation) and
human torch(for those with stds) all the more lewd

BURKE
08-19-2005, 02:38 PM
My favorite is the tried and true Beranek phrase "RUBBING ONE OUT".

Busman
08-19-2005, 03:07 PM
I like to go with movie titles:

"Saving Private Ryan"
"Trainspotting"
"Finding Nemo"
"Chasing Amy"
"Being John Malkovich"

There's a bunch that are perfect but don't have some sort of gerund in them:
"To Kill a Mockingbird"
"The Italian Job"
"Lemony Snicket's: A Series of Unfortunate Events"
"The Sum of All Fears"
"American Beauty"
"The Green Mile"
"Gone with the Wind"
and of course, my favorite
"Gone in Sixty Seconds"

Sir Erudite Gav
08-19-2005, 03:09 PM
I like to go with movie titles:

"Saving Private Ryan"
"Trainspotting"
"Finding Nemo"
"Chasing Amy"
"Being John Malkovich"

There's a bunch that are perfect but don't have some sort of gerund in them:
"To Kill a Mockingbird"
"The Italian Job"
"Lemony Snicket's: A Series of Unfortunate Events"
"The Sum of All Fears"
"American Beauty"
"The Green Mile"
"Gone with the Wind"
and of course, my favorite
"Gone in Sixty Seconds"

:lol: Genius! I especially like "Lemony Snicket's: A Series of Unfortunate Events"

amy
08-19-2005, 03:10 PM
I like to go with movie titles:

"Saving Private Ryan"
"Trainspotting"
"Finding Nemo"
"Chasing Amy"
"Being John Malkovich"

There's a bunch that are perfect but don't have some sort of gerund in them:
"To Kill a Mockingbird"
"The Italian Job"
"Lemony Snicket's: A Series of Unfortunate Events"
"The Sum of All Fears"
"American Beauty"
"The Green Mile"
"Gone with the Wind"
and of course, my favorite
"Gone in Sixty Seconds"


I'm partial to Chasing Amy.

Angel of Distraction
08-19-2005, 03:50 PM
I'm partial to Chasing Amy.

All right, I admit it....... :surrend:

mario
08-19-2005, 03:52 PM
we call it "rukken" or "aftrekken"

milx
08-19-2005, 04:04 PM
choke n spit

Olivier E.
08-19-2005, 04:12 PM
we call it "rukken" or "aftrekken"

flemish :no:

SimiBoyz
08-19-2005, 04:42 PM
I'm partial to Chasing Amy.

Chasing amy is a fucking great movie. I'm too drunk to offer anything else.

amy
08-19-2005, 04:43 PM
Chasing amy is a fucking great movie. I'm too drunk to offer anything else.



That was good enough. ;)

SimiBoyz
08-19-2005, 04:52 PM
That was good enough. ;)

:taps feet:

Sir Erudite Gav
08-19-2005, 04:54 PM
:taps feet:

Is that another eupemism?

*leaves in shame*

amy
08-19-2005, 04:54 PM
:taps feet:


:)

I like it when you tap your feet.

amy
08-19-2005, 04:55 PM
Is that another eupemism?

*leaves in shame*


If it is, he has been 'tapping feet' a lot the past couple of days.

The Roman Candle
08-19-2005, 04:56 PM
Shootin' the breeze.

Kenneth I. Wolfe
08-19-2005, 04:56 PM
I'm gonna go stroking the log to produce some sap.

Sir Erudite Gav
08-19-2005, 05:02 PM
If it is, he has been 'tapping feet' a lot the past couple of days.

Well, he's no job, what else is he gonna do?

amy
08-19-2005, 05:09 PM
Well, he's no job, what else is he gonna do?


Drink more?

bwahahahahahaha ;)

Ginza98
08-19-2005, 05:41 PM
knuckle-fucking

ToadRunner
08-19-2005, 07:07 PM
Has "wax the dolphin" been used yet? Either that or "wave the magic wand"

Ryan Elliott
08-19-2005, 07:34 PM
This thread is funnier then my Things Dr. Doom would never say thread.


"Cursing Richards."

"Devouring worlds."

"Flaming on."



But my favorite is Polishing the Bendis. :lol:

thatguylobo
08-19-2005, 07:41 PM
Working Wally Weasel.

Ryan Elliott
08-19-2005, 07:44 PM
Punching the bag.

Riding the wave.

Hitting the hockey puck.



I'm just makin shit up here.

Angel of Distraction
08-19-2005, 11:31 PM
Crossing that bridge when I come to it.

The Roman Candle
08-19-2005, 11:33 PM
I call it "scoring," because I have multiple personality disorder.