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Brian Reed
08-11-2005, 05:17 PM
So Busse has floated the question of how long a person could live on Cracker Jacks and water alone. No other food or vitamins. Just sweet, tasty Cracker Jacks and cool, pallet-cleansing water.

1) How long do you think a person could live like this?

2) Who around here is willing to do it and document it?*







*I cannot be held responsible for the eventual Cracker Jack related death.
Nick_Ardill
08-11-2005, 05:19 PM
No thanks I'm trying to ween myself off of my Pepsi and Pizza Pocket diet. Aww yeah chicks dig me.
amy
08-11-2005, 05:25 PM
You two are REALLY working hard, huh?
Patrick J
08-11-2005, 05:27 PM
I'll do it. And I'll document it. I'll start on it... on Monday.
Nick_Ardill
08-11-2005, 05:31 PM
Thats gonna be some weird poo.
Brian Reed
08-11-2005, 05:32 PM
I'll do it. And I'll document it. I'll start on it... on Monday.


FUCK YEAH!!!




I cannot be held responsible for the eventual Cracker Jack related death.
Patrick J
08-11-2005, 05:35 PM
I cannot be held responsible for the eventual Cracker Jack related death.

I'll probably be okay.

I lived on nothing but ramen and vodka for a whole year.

Another time I lived on bacon, just bacon, and alcohol, for 2 months.

Needless to say, I'm very suicidal.
Brian Reed
08-11-2005, 05:38 PM
I did 9 months on ramen at one point in my life. On the one hand I was very thin. On the other hand, I was rather malnourished.
bartleby
08-11-2005, 06:15 PM
Another time I lived on bacon, just bacon, and alcohol, for 2 months.


What is the name of this magical land that you were king of?
dimeshop
08-11-2005, 06:23 PM
If you have water and no food at all, you can live for like two weeks, right?

I'd say two weeks.
Brian Reed
08-11-2005, 06:39 PM
If you have water and no food at all, you can live for like two weeks, right?

I'd say two weeks.

Hear that, PatrickJ? Dimeshop's throwing down the gauntlet.




I cannot be held responsible for the eventual Cracker Jack related death, debilitation or illness.
ramtower
08-11-2005, 07:00 PM
Now, if it were back in the day, when cracker jacks had more peanuts...maybe two weeks and a day. Maybe longer if you ate the toy, too.
Patrick J
08-11-2005, 08:38 PM
What is the name of this magical land that you were king of?

Apartment 6 at the Mansion Park Apartment complex in Glassboro, New Jersey. Circa 2002.