The Board Is Shot To Shit

[The Cheap-Arse Film Critic]

Glitchy, slow, and unresponsive as fuck.

What the Hell happened when everybody went to Chicago?

[Mike Haseloff]

Jeph Loeb cracked the internet in half.

[The Cheap-Arse Film Critic]

Sorry for my first thread of the day being so negative, but I had real problems with this place yesterday, and it's only a little better for me today.

[Olivier E.]

Hi Tech :grope:

It's so quite :scared:

Tell me something :Please:

[Travis M. Bierwagen]

I know I had real problems with it on Friday morning.

At first I couldn't even open post.

Then I could open them, and it would take FOREVER to load fully.

Then I couldn't post anything!

It seemed okay when I came back Friday night. :scared:

[The Cheap-Arse Film Critic]

Hi Tech :grope:

It's so quite :scared:

Tell me something :Please:

Unspeakbaly creepy.

[The Cheap-Arse Film Critic]

I know I had real problems with it on Friday morning.

At first I couldn't even open post.

Then I could open them, and it would take FOREVER to load fully.

Then I couldn't post anything!

It seemed okay when I came back Friday night. :scared:

I had that, too, and it was like that again when I first got on, but it's got better now.

I may have jumped the gun with this. I just thought something was really wrong here, and thought the peiople in charge should know.

[Dennis K]

Unspeakbaly creepy.

Like the pictures in your signature. Yikes. It's the kind of stuff parents used to tell their kids to try and scare them into behaving.

[The Cheap-Arse Film Critic]

Like the pictures in your signature. Yikes. It's the kind of stuff parents used to tell their kids to try and scare them into behaving.

:lol:

I was wondering when you were going to take a pop at my sig.

It's almost like an initiation for noobs.

[Shwicaz]

mine is shock therapy.

[Olivier E.]

:lol:

I was wondering when you were going to take a pop at my sig.

It's almost like an initiation for noobs.

they showed yesterday on tv how she looks now after her rehab :scared:

[Travis M. Bierwagen]

:lol:

I was wondering when you were going to take a pop at my sig.

It's almost like an initiation for noobs.

*sigh*

They just don't get it, do they?

Oh, well... :blurp: on them!

[Dennis K]

:lol:

I was wondering when you were going to take a pop at my sig.

It's almost like an initiation for noobs.

:mistrust:

Is it just me or does Ozzy kind of look like Janis Joplin in drag?

[The Cheap-Arse Film Critic]

they showed yesterday on tv how she looks now after her rehab :scared:

Not good?

To be fair, rehab's not fun.

[The Cheap-Arse Film Critic]

:mistrust:

Is it just me or does Ozzy kind of look like Janis Joplin in drag?

I think he looks more like Johnny Depp after a long stay in the bighouse.

[Olivier E.]

Not good?

To be fair, rehab's not fun.

She gained at least 40 pounds, when not more at least now, she can fight every one in a boob fight

[Mike Haseloff]

I got Tekken 5 today, and broke one of my controls in half in a fit of rage.

I'm experiencing deep remorse. :(

[Dennis K]

She gained at least 40 pounds, when not more at least now, she can fight every one in a boob fight

Except her own brother, did you ever see the rack on that guy? He should be in Shwicaz's signature.

[The Cheap-Arse Film Critic]

I got Tekken 5 today, and broke one of my controls in half in a fit of rage.

I'm experiencing deep remorse. :(

I've done that playing GTA...

[Dennis K]

I got Tekken 5 today, and broke one of my controls in half in a fit of rage.

I'm experiencing deep remorse. :(

No soup for you.

[The Cheap-Arse Film Critic]

Except her own brother, did you ever see the rack on that guy? He should be in Shwicaz's signature.

:rofl:

...

... He's too young for Shwicaz.

[Travis M. Bierwagen]

Except her own brother, did you ever see the rack on that guy? He should be in Shwicaz's signature.

Not any more. There's a picture of Jack in the new Rolling Stone (w/ Hendrix on the cover).

Doesn't even look like the same dude.

My mom said he was on tv somewhere claiming that he was training to become a fireman? :mistrust:

[The Cheap-Arse Film Critic]

Not any more. There's a picture of Jack in the new Rolling Stone (w/ Hendrix on the cover).

Doesn't even look like the same dude.

My mom said he was on tv somewhere claiming that he was training to become a fireman? :mistrust:

I'd heard he'd lost a lot of weight, too, but I have yet to see photographic evidence.

And I've also heard he wants to be a fireman, too.

:mistrust:

Good luck with that.

[Olivier E.]

I got Tekken 5 today, and broke one of my controls in half in a fit of rage.

I'm experiencing deep remorse. :(

I'm God at tekken 5 :-x

[Mike Haseloff]

I've done that playing GTA...Yeah... Tekken 5 is a lot harder than Tekken 4 was. :?

Seriously though, when I choose easy, I don't expect to be beaten six times in a row! I don't care HOW crap I am! I'm better than easy, and that shit just shouldn't happen!

Grrr, and it grins away at you by letting you get a perfect in there every so often, but then it steals the third round. And it fights so God damned cheap... fucking fuck fuck fuck!!! :mad:


And then eventually I stop hitting things, drop the controls on the floor, and stomp on them, cracking it down the middle. :(

Yeah... I showed it who's boss! :cry:

[Mike Haseloff]

I'm God at tekken 5 :-xI'm in it for the characters and the stories. I'm maybe a little bit above average at best.
I just want to unlock the characters, and get the fucking FMVs!

[Travis M. Bierwagen]

I'd heard he'd lost a lot of weight, too, but I have yet to see photographic evidence.


He kind of looks like Pacey (Josh Jackson) from Dawson's Creek... with lots of tattoos. :lol:

[The Cheap-Arse Film Critic]

Seriously though, when I choose easy, I don't expect to be beaten six times in a row! I don't care HOW crap I am! I'm better than easy, and that shit just shouldn't happen!

:shock:

Seriously?

That's fucking difficult...

...

... just imagine Expert.

:scared:

[Mike Haseloff]

:shock:

Seriously?

That's fucking difficult...

...

... just imagine Expert.

:scared:I know!
Fuck Namco! Fuck them!

I will fight them for real! THEN we'll see who loses six times!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :rage:

[the last ronin]

it's been fucked for me too.

[Olivier E.]

He kind of looks like Pacey (Josh Jackson) from Dawson's Creek... with lots of tattoos. :lol:

Isn't he dating that ultra hot chick?

[The Cheap-Arse Film Critic]

Isn't he dating that ultra hot chick?

You have to be more specific than that, Beggar.

[Olivier E.]

You have to be more specific than that, Beggar.

I messed up, he tried to dateJoss Stone, who has become real fat sicne she went to the states, but she said to piss off, no ultra hot chikc for him :surrend:

[Tabraz]

Glitchy, slow, and unresponsive as fuck.

What the Hell happened when everybody went to Chicago?
I thought it was only me who was having this problem... seems to be okay now though thankfully! :)

[Tabraz]

I messed up, he tried to dateJoss Stone, who has become real fat sicne she went to the states, but she said to piss off, no ultra hot chikc for him :surrend:
Joss Stone has gone fat? She looked real pretty last time I saw her on tv!:)

[Olivier E.]

Joss Stone has gone fat? She looked real pretty last time I saw her on tv!:)

when she started her carrer at 16, she was cute, had some pounds more than the usual girl, but they made her cute, now she has a real big belly :no:

[Tabraz]

when she started her carrer at 16, she was cute, had some pounds more than the usual girl, but they made her cute, now she has a real big belly :no:
oh well! :-?

[The Cheap-Arse Film Critic]

when she started her carrer at 16, she was cute, had some pounds more than the usual girl, but they made her cute, now she has a real big belly :no:

Are you sure it wasn't the fact that she got older that turned you off?

:wink:

[Tabraz]

Are you sure it wasn't the fact that she got older that turned you off?

:wink:

:twisted:
:lol:

[The Cheap-Arse Film Critic]

:twisted:
:lol:

Trust me, you don't know him like we do yet...

[Olivier E.]

Trust me, you don't know him like we do yet...

:shifty:


maybe...















:surrend:

[Travis M. Bierwagen]

I like how this thread went from being about tech problems with the board to being about Tekken and Jack Osbourne. :rofl:

[Ray G.]

I like how this thread went from being about tech problems with the board to being about Tekken and Jack Osbourne. :rofl:

Yeah, well, the Kubiak thread started by being about pictures of Ducks. :lol:

[Olivier E.]

I like how this thread went from being about tech problems with the board to being about Tekken and Jack Osbourne. :rofl:

:confused:

You know, this is the Bendis Board ;)

[Travis M. Bierwagen]

:confused:

You know, this is the Bendis Board ;)

I know.

I know.

It just really struck me as funny this time.

LOOKOUT.... :scared:

....TANGENT!!!!!!!!

[Olivier E.]

I know.

I know.

It just really struck me as funny this time.

LOOKOUT.... :scared:

....TANGENT!!!!!!!!

don't look at shwicaz non-chicago people thread then :rofl:

[joeAR]

It's working fine for me.

[Mike Haseloff]

I like how this thread went from being about tech problems with the board to being about Tekken and Jack Osbourne. :rofl:I don't care what tiny little crap you have to talk about!


Tekken is the key to LIFE!!!!! :mad:

[moonspider]

funky robot mambo bachelor party!