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Keith P.
08-02-2005, 10:49 AM
episiotomy.



Ick!

neophyte
08-02-2005, 10:49 AM
snip snip :P

Gregory
08-02-2005, 10:50 AM
Remember to ask for the "daddy stitch."

Ray G.
08-02-2005, 10:50 AM
That's one word I wish I could strip from my vocabulary.

Along with "coccyx".

Keith P.
08-02-2005, 10:51 AM
I could have happily lived the rest of my life without this knowledge.

TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
08-02-2005, 10:54 AM
I'm NOT going to look this up.




*types discreetly in google*

McAfee
08-02-2005, 10:55 AM
My wife had one when she had our son. No, I didn't watch.

Keith P.
08-02-2005, 10:55 AM
I'm NOT going to look this up.




*types discreetly in google*



Heh.

It will be worse on your psyche than mine.

TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
08-02-2005, 11:02 AM
Heh.

It will be worse on your psyche than mine.
:shock: :shock: :shock: I've heard of that before, but I didn't know it was that common.

Boris the Blade
08-02-2005, 11:04 AM
I'd really rather not look up something that I might regret like that while I'm at work...

Could someone tell me what it is, please?

Shane W
08-02-2005, 11:05 AM
I thought it would be the word "NO".

JABSEN
08-02-2005, 11:06 AM
AAAHHH


I hate you,Keith:mad:

TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
08-02-2005, 11:06 AM
I thought it would be the word "NO".
Ooh, catty! :heart:

jenifu
08-02-2005, 11:07 AM
episiotomy.

Ick!

i was at work one day and i was listening to 'all things considered' and they did a story on new medical evidence that preemptive episiotomies, in many cases, have no actual beneficial value.

when they started the story, my officemate and i just kind of started typing more slowly, and our shoulders started pulling up to our ears in a cringe reflex. as soon as the nice doctor-lady on the radio started to wax poetic on the details of the procedure, we jumped up simultaneously and attacked the 'off' button like we were trying to defuse a bomb with mere seconds left on the timer.

we continued to take turns alternately making high-pitched keening noises and experiencing full-body involuntary spasms for the next hour.

Gregory
08-02-2005, 11:07 AM
I'd really rather not look up something that I might regret like that while I'm at work...

Could someone tell me what it is, please?

From Dictionary.com:

Surgical incision of the perineum during childbirth to facilitate delivery.

Boris the Blade
08-02-2005, 11:10 AM
From Dictionary.com:

Surgical incision of the perineum during childbirth to facilitate delivery.
I don't even have a vagina, and I can feel it closing up tight.

Gregory
08-02-2005, 11:12 AM
I don't even have a vagina, and I can feel it closing up tight.

You want something really cringe-inducing?

Sounding.

It's where men insert thin metal rods into the opening of the penis and then totally inside them. And then masturbate. It's supposedly exaggerates orgasms.

Ye GODS.

Tabraz
08-02-2005, 11:12 AM
I don't even have a vagina, and I can feel it closing up tight.
:scared:

lovewillkill
08-02-2005, 11:12 AM
HA!

The Princess was more afraid of an episiotomy than she was of a C-section.

lwk

Tabraz
08-02-2005, 11:13 AM
You want something really cringe-inducing?

Sounding.

It's where men insert thin metal rods into the opening of the penis and then totally inside them. And then masturbate. It's supposedly exaggerates orgasms.

Ye GODS.

OUCH!

Keith P.
08-02-2005, 11:14 AM
You want something really cringe-inducing?

Sounding.

It's where men insert thin metal rods into the opening of the penis and then totally inside them. And then masturbate. It's supposedly exaggerates orgasms.

Ye GODS.

I have a friend who is a pro-domme, I actually have a picture of her doing this to a guy.

Gregory
08-02-2005, 11:16 AM
I have a friend who is a pro-domme, I actually have a picture of her doing this to a guy.

*faints*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/heygregory/faint.jpg

Balthazar
08-02-2005, 11:16 AM
Remember to ask for the "daddy stitch."


Yeah baby!

TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
08-02-2005, 11:20 AM
"Another reason given by many doctors in support of episiotomy is to maintain vaginal tightness for the enhanced pleasure of a sexual partner."
http://www.birthpsychology.com/messages/episiotomy/episiotomy.html (http://www.birthpsychology.com/messages/episiotomy/episiotomy.html)

Oh, thank goodness someone is thinking of the sexual partner at a time like that. :rollout:

chrisfasowned
08-02-2005, 11:21 AM
now do a google image search! hoo-boy!

McAfee
08-02-2005, 11:24 AM
"Another reason given by many doctors in support of episiotomy is to maintain vaginal tightness for the enhanced pleasure of a sexual partner."
http://www.birthpsychology.com/messages/episiotomy/episiotomy.html

Oh, thank goodness someone is thinking of the sexual partner at a time like that. :rollout:

You actually found a good use for that smiley!:D

Keith P.
08-02-2005, 11:25 AM
"Another reason given by many doctors in support of episiotomy is to maintain vaginal tightness for the enhanced pleasure of a sexual partner."
http://www.birthpsychology.com/messages/episiotomy/episiotomy.html (http://www.birthpsychology.com/messages/episiotomy/episiotomy.html)

Oh, thank goodness someone is thinking of the sexual partner at a time like that. :rollout:


http://www.madhousemusic.co.uk/images/related/sheena7sugar.jpg

Keith P.
08-02-2005, 11:33 AM
*faints*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/heygregory/faint.jpg


Oh, just count yourself lucky I didn't tell you what her absolute favorite sexual activity is.

Gregory
08-02-2005, 11:34 AM
Oh, just count yourself lucky I didn't tell you what her absolute favorite sexual activity is.

Well, now I'm curious (yellow). Please spill.

Keith P.
08-02-2005, 11:37 AM
Well, now I'm curious (yellow). Please spill.



She loves, and I mean loves to fist guys for LONG periods of time.

Boris the Blade
08-02-2005, 11:37 AM
You want something really cringe-inducing?

Sounding.

It's where men insert thin metal rods into the opening of the penis and then totally inside them. And then masturbate. It's supposedly exaggerates orgasms.

Ye GODS.
Read about this in "Guts", a short by Chuck Pahl... Palanh... the Fight Club guy.

Still makes me uncomfortable.

Shane W
08-02-2005, 11:38 AM
She loves, and I mean loves to fist guys for LONG periods of time.

How do you discover these things? Not "you" but the girl, how did that come about?

Keith P.
08-02-2005, 11:39 AM
How do you discover these things? Not "you" but the girl, how did that come about?

Apparently its a pretty common fetish in the sub/dom scene.

Gregory
08-02-2005, 11:40 AM
She loves, and I mean loves to fist guys for LONG periods of time.

Because this is so bizarre to me, it's funny. I laugh with shock.

Doesn't help that I'm thinking of euphemisms like churning butter.

Keith P.
08-02-2005, 11:41 AM
Oh she has some amazing stories.

Its funny, she suffers from, and always has, from the same wierdness magnet phenomenon that I do.

When were togather, it exponentially grows.

Its like freakishness cubed.

Shane W
08-02-2005, 11:43 AM
Oh she has some amazing stories.

Its funny, she suffers from, and always has, from the same wierdness magnet phenomenon that I do.

When were togather, it exponentially grows.

Its like freakishness cubed.

I've always wondered how certain fetishes are discovered.

NickBurgess
08-02-2005, 11:44 AM
All I know is I can't come up with a suitable episiotomy-related taint punch joke.

Gregory
08-02-2005, 11:45 AM
All I know is I can't come up with a suitable episiotomy-related taint punch joke.

"Uppercut."

Shane W
08-02-2005, 11:46 AM
"Uppercut."

:lol: Well done.

Gregory
08-02-2005, 11:47 AM
:lol: Well done.

I provide nothing to this board but one-liners and puns. This is my role.

NickBurgess
08-02-2005, 11:48 AM
Bendis could make some extra money assisting in delivery room with his mighty, taint-splitting taint punch.

tjtolosa
08-02-2005, 12:18 PM
My wife had this done with our first child and I saw the doc do it... I nearly fainted right there... although on the second kid she didn't have one and she TORE instead... she has told me that she would get cut a million times before experiencing that again... :surrend:

Olivier E.
08-02-2005, 12:29 PM
I knew I shouldn't look at this thread :no:

jenifu
08-02-2005, 12:50 PM
My wife had this done with our first child and I saw the doc do it... I nearly fainted right there... although on the second kid she didn't have one and she TORE instead... she has told me that she would get cut a million times before experiencing that again... :surrend:

*crosses legs and makes high-pitched keening noise*

jenifu
08-02-2005, 12:51 PM
wait. keith. i can't believe i haven't asked yet.

how exactly did you happen to come across this word today, anyhow???

TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
08-02-2005, 12:51 PM
*crosses legs and makes high-pitched keening noise*
*scrunches up face, puts head on desk and covers tightly with arms, then whimpers*

The Clone Ranger
08-02-2005, 01:05 PM
My wife had this done, and I saw it happen. It wasn't a little snip-snip, it was "hand me them pruning shears and watch me cut about three or four inches of flesh". It was the grossest thing I ever saw happen to another person. If I close my eyes I can still see it.

And the sound of the scissors cutting through the flesh is something you don't forget, either.

Keith P.
08-02-2005, 01:05 PM
wait. keith. i can't believe i haven't asked yet.

how exactly did you happen to come across this word today, anyhow???



I was reading an article on pregnancy.

jenifu
08-02-2005, 01:06 PM
I was reading an article on pregnancy.

keith. it finally happened, didn't it.

are you knocked up?

Keith P.
08-02-2005, 01:07 PM
keith. it finally happened, didn't it.

are you knocked up?


Its Trillian's.

jenifu
08-02-2005, 01:08 PM
My wife had this done, and I saw it happen. It wasn't a little snip-snip, it was "hand me them pruning shears and watch me cut about three or four inches of flesh". It was the grossest thing I ever saw happen to another person. If I close my eyes I can still see it.

And the sound of the scissors cutting through the flesh is something you don't forget, either.

AAAAGH! oh my...just, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

this. makes. me. want. to. fucking. CRY.