Girl #2 asked me to go out wither this weekend.

[Shane W]

With her 7 year old son!... I obvioulsy turned her down. Seriously I have pictures of my wife on my desk and an obvious ring on my finger. I don't really flirt but I do joke with everyone, what makes them think this is a good idea? I had one former employee try and kiss me at a alcohol related work function a few years ago. I swear, this shit baffles me, I'm a fat guy who's losing his hair!!

[amy]

With her 7 year old son!... I obvioulsy turned her down. Seriously I have pictures of my wife on my desk and an obvious ring on my finger. I don't really flirt but I do joke with everyone, what makes them think this is a good idea? I had one former employee try and kiss me at a alcohol related work function a few years ago. I swear, this shit baffles me, I'm a fat guy who's losing his hair!!


You're fun and you're stable.

[Brian Defferding]

You're fun and you're stable.

And you're married. A challenge is always a turn on.

In the meantime, have fun with it! I just hope one of them doesn't turn into a psycho stalker.

[Shane W]

And you're married. A challenge is always a turn on.

In the meantime, have fun with it! I just hope one of them doesn't turn into a psycho stalker.

She just came back and apologized. She just told me that she hasn't been taking her meds and it's affecting her judgement!.. Okay, I'm going to lunch now.

[Thudpucker]

Whatever wither is, you want no part of that :no:

[Brian Defferding]

She just came back and apologized. She just told me that she hasn't been taking her meds and it's affecting her judgement!.. Okay, I'm going to lunch now.

:lol: Fantastic.

[jenifu]

She just came back and apologized. She just told me that she hasn't been taking her meds and it's affecting her judgement!.. Okay, I'm going to lunch now.

did we not warn you about underestimating the strange and evil in women's hearts???

(trill. please don't take away my girly membership card. last time. I PROMISE.)

but on another note...she used being insufficiently medicated as an excuse ??? HA!!! :lol:

[Patton]

With her 7 year old son!... I obvioulsy turned her down. Seriously I have pictures of my wife on my desk and an obvious ring on my finger. I don't really flirt but I do joke with everyone, what makes them think this is a good idea? I had one former employee try and kiss me at a alcohol related work function a few years ago. I swear, this shit baffles me, I'm a fat guy who's losing his hair!!
dude me too and I've always had a way with the ladies.

what the fuck?

[Wagon]

She just came back and apologized. She just told me that she hasn't been taking her meds and it's affecting her judgement!.

so wait, she said she realized she must have been crazy to have asked you out? talk about a left-handed apology! :lol:

[MIKE D]

You must be doing something to rile these women up. Are you dressing provocatively? Maybe a pair of hotpants or something?

[April]

You must be doing something to rile these women up. Are you dressing provocatively? Maybe a pair of hotpants or something?

He's probably wearing "Axe" or "Tag"...

[MIKE D]

He's probably wearing "Axe" or "Tag"...

:D

So we think now Shane's casual Friday attire is a healthy spritz of "Axe", hotpants, and a beefy-T that reads "Ask Me About My Trouser Anaconda".

[Shane W]

You must be doing something to rile these women up. Are you dressing provocatively? Maybe a pair of hotpants or something?

I am wearing a half-shirt ala Scottie in Boogie Nights

[Shane W]

:D

So we think now Shane's casual Friday attire is a healthy spritz of "Axe", hotpants, and a beefy-T that reads "Ask Me About My Trouser Anaconda".

No it says, "Shane's in the house with his trouser mouse."

[DrMachine]

With her 7 year old son!... I obvioulsy turned her down. Seriously I have pictures of my wife on my desk and an obvious ring on my finger. I don't really flirt but I do joke with everyone, what makes them think this is a good idea? I had one former employee try and kiss me at a alcohol related work function a few years ago. I swear, this shit baffles me, I'm a fat guy who's losing his hair!!

fat and bald is the new hotness...I'm going to start shaving my head

oh wait I'm married too

:sad:

[TIP]

You must be doing something to rile these women up. Are you dressing provocatively? Maybe a pair of hotpants or something?

It's that AND the very Spinal Tap-ian tinfoil wrapped zucchini down his pant leg.

Dead.

Sexy.

T

[TIP]

I am wearing a half-shirt ala Scottie in Boogie Nights

Ooo.

You just made me pre-come a lil'

T

[Shane W]

Ooo.

You just made me pre-come a lil'

T

:lol:

[Ashton]

well this all certainly can't be bad for your ego, eh?

[DaGetHighKnight]

well this all certainly can't be bad for your ego, eh?

His heads getting as fat as his body.. ;-)


:D

[Shane W]

His heads getting as fat as his body.. ;-)


:D

Why you son of a... :angry:

[icemanx62]

Chick magnet.

[Shane W]

well this all certainly can't be bad for your ego, eh?

Oh, not at all. :lol:

[GelfXIII]

Wither wilt thou go with yon fine lady? For thus shall one's fate rest, as unto the possible future with this maiden's maidenhead, anon.

But soft! Trespass not unto such thoughts ligtly, for lo shall all be revealed unto the fullness of time.

Forsooth.


(Why are we talking like Thor?)

[Keith P.]

Its Ron in drag.

[Shane W]

Its Ron in drag.

I am hairy.:mistrust: