What's your Bottom Ten

[Flonk]

Inspired by Strong Bad (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail133.html), then asked to me by AAl. So I'm curious as to the rest of your Bottom Ten. Here's mine.

FLONK'S BOTTOM TEN

10) Manga- I don’t hate the art as much as I used to. It’s a pretty good style for both action and drama. But I still hate the stories. Giant robots and tentacle porn are stupid. And why does every person in Japan draw exactly the same? Not everyone over here draws like Jack Kirby. That “Graffiti-manga” pisses me off too. Humberto Ramos can not draw, so why does everyone rip off his style?

9) Japan- You know what? That whole island is overrated. Their women aren't THAT hot, their games aren't THAT good, and their comics fucking suck. Every fighting game is exactly the same. If I see one more RPG where someone with doofy hair has to get a giant sword to avenge the death of their father, I’m going to gouge someone’s eyes out. Just because they don’t use “letters” like the rest of us does not make them better.

8 ) Internet Typing- If you want me to care, or even understand what you are trying to say then you should type in something resembling English. Letters are not numbers, "U" is not "you", and Zod created punctuation for a reason.

7) Texans- Shut up. No one likes your stupid state. It’s a giant desert with one or two bad smelling cities. Why does every Texan have to let us know that they are from Texas? The only reason you were ever a country was so you could become part of the US. Just shut up, and stop wearing those stupid hats. And no one likes the Cowboys; they are not “America’s Team”

6) Guys named “Dick”- It’s 2005, you idiot. Go by Richard or Rich.

5) Your crappy band- I don’t want to hear your stupid CD. I hate most music anyways. Unless you’re a punk band doing a cover, I’m not going to listen. And the cover better be good. If you don’t sound like you should be on the radio, then keep your awful CD away from me.

4) SUVs. Particularly Hummers- I live in New Jersey. There is more paved land here than unpaved. You don’t need an off road vehicle, and you certainly don’t need an URBAN FUCKING ASSAULT VEHICLE when you’re driving down the Turnpike. The only good part of the high gas prices is that these morons are paying so much more than me. And I do a lot of driving.

3) Sports nerds- You guys are geeks. Just admit it. Your Yankees shirt is no different than my Batman shirt. And don’t even get me started on throwback jerseys. If I wore a Silver Age Green Lantern costume, they’d send me to a Safe Room. But these maniacs are walking around wearing a sports uniform from 30 years ago and that’s socially acceptable? You know what Fantasy Football is? It’s me and my brother arguing over who would win, The Borg or The Galactic Empire. (Resistance is futile, Lord Vader)

2) People who use catchphrases during political conversations- Stop trying to sound smart by repeating what you heard Bill O’Rielly say. Read the news and form your own opinion. Any time I hear the name “Michael Moore” I know not to take you seriously, regardless of which side you are on. And while we are on the subject, there is no such thing as the “liberal media”

1) Fraggles- I think my opinions on this subject are pretty well known. Just let the Doozers build what they want.

[FredC]

Weird. I was just watching a Strong Bad E-Mail entitled Bottom 10... and immediately after I came here to find this...

[Dave From Idaho]

1. Big toe.
2. little toe
3. little toe
4. little toe
5. little toe
6. Big toe
7. little toe
8. little toe
9. little toe.
10. little toe.

[Flonk]

OK, now it's fixed.

Discuss.


:Oops:

[Your Pal, Carl]

Bottom Ten what? I'm going to guess bottom ten people so here goes
10. Pol Pot
9. Stalin
8. Attila the Hun
7. Ghengis Khan
6. Khan Noonian Singh
5. Musselini
4. Saddam Hussein
3. Osama Bin Laden
2. Hitler
1. Bill O'Rielly

[Your Pal, Carl]

Aw, my joke doesn't work now. :Oops:

[Flonk]

Bottom Ten what? I'm going to guess bottom ten people so here goes
10. Pol Pot
9. Stalin
8. Attila the Hun
7. Ghengis Khan
6. Khan Noonian Singh
5. Musselini
4. Saddam Hussein
3. Osama Bin Laden
2. Hitler
1. Bill O'Rielly

You could probably make a list of Bottom Ten Kahns.

[McAfee]

I like it. From here on out, I intend to handle this list as a directive for my life.

Destroying the Fraggles won't be too hard since they're muppets. Texas and ds9 are destroying themselves right now.

Where to start...?

I think I'm going to go with Dick. All Dicks are put on notice: I am coming for you.

*insert buttfuck emoticon*

[Rod Nunley]

7) Texans- Shut up. No one likes your stupid state. It’s a giant desert with one or two bad smelling cities. Why does every Texan have to let us know that they are from Texas? The only reason you were ever a country was so you could become part of the US. Just shut up, and stop wearing those stupid hats. And no one likes the Cowboys; they are not “America’s Team”


Wow. Way to be a slave to stereotypes. You should try being more informed and less of a jerk.

There is WAY more to Texas than the kneejerk stereotyping that you have shown us examples of.

Remember.

Neither Bush is from Texas. (LBJ was our asshole redneck President)

Texas Chainsaw Massacre was acctually based on Ed Gein...who was from Minnisota or Wisconson or somesuch.

We let you know we are from Texas because we have pride in our state and our country. It's our fault that you don't like where you live enough?

We became a state because Mexico's central government would not allow us to become a state in Mexico or allow us the ability to self govern. We became a state in the US to alliviate debt.

Not all of us wear cowboy hats. In fact I hate them, cowboy boots, and bolo ties.

And I like the Houston Texans, but for the record...the Cowboys are in fact "America's Team". Maybe you missed the meeting.

[Ray G.]

10. Michael Eisner - The man ran an incredible studio into the ground, killed off traditional animation, and got a billion-dollar severance package for his efforts.

9. Hal Jordan - The only time the character was ever interesting was when he was evil. Which brings me neatly to #8

8. Retcons - Fuck you. At least have the decency not to come up with a really fucking stupid idea to wash away the story you want erased. "The evil yellow thing was controlling Hal!" "It was an IMPOSTOR Magneto!", or "Gwen was killed by Norman over a custody dispute!"

7. Cir-El - Yeah. Whoever came up with this waste of character space is probably blacklisted from the comic book industry. They replaced a cute blond teenager who everyone loved with a butch female clone of Superman who seriously acted mentally retarded half the time.

6. Reginald Hudlin's Black Panther - The only comic book to genuinely offend me in recent years. I don't say this often, but if Reginald Hudlin hates America so goddamned much, why is he still here?

5. PETA - They were always a bunch of douchebags, and frankly had become a self-parody in a lot of ways with some of their campaigns. But they crossed a line when they started attacking kosher slaughter. Yes, it's gruesome, but that's because it's instantaneous death for the animal. This campaign was tantamount to Anti-Semitism, and put them on my shit list forever.

4. Ted Rall - The guy proves that hatemongers aren't just limited to the left. The man has no problem insulting or degrading the memory or name of anything or anyone to make a point which generally boils down to "Fuck America".

3. F. James Sensenbrenner - This guy is a perfect example of why everyone hates Ultraconservatives. A douche with absolutely no regard for what our Constitution stands for, the guy makes a mockery out of every Republican with an iota of sense in their minds.

2. Smallville - Fuck you, everyone involved with this show! You have managed to take a huge steaming crap on the oldest superhero ever created! In only four years, your show has become synonymous with crap. From Kryptonite freaks of the week, to Lana being posessed by evil witches, to the way you've turned Lex Luthor into a sexually ambigous Harry Osborn, to your blatant recasting of roles for "diversity". Just. Go. Away. Please.

1. The draft in all its forms - Be it military, judicial, or "community service". This is a message to all its advocates. You do not belong here. This is America. The state does not own me. I decide how I want to spend my life. Get the fuck off my back. I'll go to Canada before I do forced labor for corrupt sociofascists.

[Flonk]

Wow. Way to be a slave to stereotypes. You should try being more informed and less of a jerk.
What's the point of going on a rant if I'm going to be informed? :roll:



Neither Bush is from Texas. (LBJ was our asshole redneck President)

GWB may be from New England, but he sure likes his cowboy hat, dirt farm, and silly accent.


Texas Chainsaw Massacre was acctually based on Ed Gein...who was from Minnisota or Wisconson or somesuch.

Yeah, well both movies sucked, so there you go.


We let you know we are from Texas because we have pride in our state and our country. It's our fault that you don't like where you live enough?
New Jersey doesn't have state pride? The people who tell you where they are from more than us are those damn Texans!


We became a state because Mexico's central government would not allow us to become a state in Mexico or allow us the ability to self govern. We became a state in the US to alliviate debt.
I'm not questioning the validity of your staehood. Lots of Texans talk about how they used to be their own country. They were independant for all of five minutes before becoming part of the US. It was only so we didn't TECHNICALY take land from Mexico.



And I like the Houston Texans, but for the record...the Cowboys are in fact "America's Team". Maybe you missed the meeting.

Anybody outside of Tex-ass who likes the Cowboys is a bandwagoner. Same goes for Yankees fans. What happened to all the Bulls fans after Jordan left? Who cares, Texas still sucks.

[Donal DeLay]

Inspired by Strong Bad (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail133.html), then asked to me by AAl. So I'm curious as to the rest of your Bottom Ten. Here's mine.

FLONK'S BOTTOM TEN

10) Manga- I don’t hate the art as much as I used to. It’s a pretty good style for both action and drama. But I still hate the stories. Giant robots and tentacle porn are stupid. And why does every person in Japan draw exactly the same? Not everyone over here draws like Jack Kirby. That “Graffiti-manga” pisses me off too. Humberto Ramos can not draw, so why does everyone rip off his style?

9) Japan- You know what? That whole island is overrated. Their women aren't THAT hot, their games aren't THAT good, and their comics fucking suck. Every fighting game is exactly the same. If I see one more RPG where someone with doofy hair has to get a giant sword to avenge the death of their father, I’m going to gouge someone’s eyes out. Just because they don’t use “letters” like the rest of us does not make them better.

:roll:

[Horizon Drive]

I agree with most of Flonk's post. Except I don't have a problem with the fraggles and I would changed Texas with Florida or the state where I currently reside, NJ.

[Horizon Drive]

Oh- I really dont know ds9 and I really don't have a problem with him.

[Girlfriend In A Coma]

Hmm....

10. Parents who don't understand the concept of parenting
9. Hurricanes
8. Mushrooms
7. Paris....but which one?
6. Those meddling teenagers...
5. Cats
4. Rob Liefeld
3. Interior Decorators....pretentious assholes, the lot of them.
2. Louis Vuitton
1. The jerk on the cell phone next to me

[The Human Target]

Hmmm lots of hate.

[Rod Nunley]

GWB may be from New England, but he sure likes his cowboy hat, dirt farm, and silly accent.

I'm not questioning the validity of your staehood. Lots of Texans talk about how they used to be their own country. They were independant for all of five minutes before becoming part of the US. It was only so we didn't TECHNICALY take land from Mexico.

Anybody outside of Tex-ass who likes the Cowboys is a bandwagoner.

Ok.

1. If a guy puts on a dress and some lipgloss he's still packing a penis. Just cause GW wears the uniform, don't make him a Texan.

2. Texas was an independant country from 1836 to 1845. Just a bit over 5 minutes, and longer than your state was. ;-)

3. Agreed, but how does that prove your point. And besides, the football freak in Oklahoma or South Dakota (with no football team of thier own) need a team to root for as well...

[Flonk]

9. Hal Jordan - The only time the character was ever interesting was when he was evil. Which brings me neatly to #8

I totaly agree. Hal died. There is no reason to bring him back.


6. Reginald Hudlin's Black Panther - The only comic book to genuinely offend me in recent years. I don't say this often, but if Reginald Hudlin hates America so goddamned much, why is he still here?

Priest is the only person who should be allowed to write Black Panther

[AAlgar]

Bump, because this is an awesome list.

It's still Time Travel Tuesday on the west coast.

[Your Pal, Carl]

Somehow I actually remember this thread.

[RickM]

I agree with everything on this board, except Hal Jordan. Neal Adams drew him, that should earn him some love.

And yes, Texas, I love Austin and San Antonio too but you gave a no-talent guy a baseball team, then you elect him governor after never having held elected office, let him build up a power base so he could take his arch-conservative politics to the White House. I guess Texas still works even though no one collects taxes but the country is really getting into a debt situation.

[PeterSparker]

10. People who live in NJ
9. People who take a sound effect for their screen name
8. People obsessed with bacon and other assorted pork products
7. People who write web comics about talking cutlery
6. People who dismiss the hotness of Japanese chicks
5. People who only like punk covers
4. People who are Irish
3. People who start lists
2. People who's name rhymes with Devin
1. "Michael Moore"

[Your Pal, Carl]

10. People who live in NJ
9. People who take a sound effect for their screen name
8. People obsessed with bacon and other assorted pork products
7. People who write web comics about talking cutlery
6. People who dismiss the hotness of Japanese chicks
5. People who only like punk covers
4. People who are Irish
3. People who start lists
2. People who's name rhymes with Devin
1. "Michael Moore"
:lol:

[CapnChaos]

10. People who live in NJ
9. People who take a sound effect for their screen name
8. People obsessed with bacon and other assorted pork products
7. People who write web comics about talking cutlery
6. People who dismiss the hotness of Japanese chicks
5. People who only like punk covers
4. People who are Irish
3. People who start lists
2. People who's name rhymes with Devin
1. "Michael Moore"
The weird thing is, I feel disappointed at being left off. :mistrust:

[Shepherd]

9) Japan- You know what? That whole island is overrated. Their women aren't THAT hot, their games aren't THAT good, and their comics fucking suck. Every fighting game is exactly the same. If I see one more RPG where someone with doofy hair has to get a giant sword to avenge the death of their father, I’m going to gouge someone’s eyes out. Just because they don’t use “letters” like the rest of us does not make them better.

Japan is way overrated. Everyone know's Korea is where the REAL action is.

R

[Run-BMC]

1-10. People trying to be the next Maddox, regardless of whether or not you've heard of him.

[Flonk]

Bump, because this is an awesome list.


Yes. Yes it was.

[Taki Soma]

9) Japan- You know what? That whole island is overrated. Their women aren't THAT hot, their games aren't THAT good, and their comics fucking suck. Every fighting game is exactly the same. If I see one more RPG where someone with doofy hair has to get a giant sword to avenge the death of their father, I’m going to gouge someone’s eyes out. Just because they don’t use “letters” like the rest of us does not make them better.

.

:no: just so you know, I forwarded this to the Japanese embassy

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

I suppose I'll participate now......

10. Hawaii
9. Kittens
8. Elitist indie pricks
7. New country music
6. Hawaii
5. Reporters
4. Hearing "ebonics"
3. Reading "ebonics"
2. Healthy food
1. Tumors

[Flonk]

10. People who live in NJ
9. People who take a sound effect for their screen name
8. People obsessed with bacon and other assorted pork products
7. People who write web comics about talking cutlery
6. People who dismiss the hotness of Japanese chicks
5. People who only like punk covers
4. People who are Irish
3. People who start lists
2. People who's name rhymes with Devin
1. "Michael Moore"

......











It was a screen name, THEN a sound effect

[Flonk]

1-10. People trying to be the next Maddox, regardless of whether or not you've heard of him.

I'm not trying to be the new Maddox. I'm trying to be the new Strong Bad! :x

[TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM]

10. People who live in NJ
9. People who take a sound effect for their screen name
8. People obsessed with bacon and other assorted pork products
7. People who write web comics about talking cutlery
6. People who dismiss the hotness of Japanese chicks
5. People who only like punk covers
4. People who are Irish
3. People who start lists
2. People who's name rhymes with Devin
1. "Michael Moore"
I can't believe how much you hate THWIP!

[NickT]

1) Fraggles- I think my opinions on this subject are pretty well known. Just let the Doozers build what they want.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/ReaperFett/CivilWarDoozers.jpg

[Flonk]

Oh, I felt bad about putting ds9 on the list, so I took him off, and replaced him with this... (also, it makes it less inside jokey)

8 ) Internet Typing- If you want me to care, or even understand what you are trying to say then you should type in something resembling English. Letters are not numbers, "U" is not "you", and Zod created punctuation for a reason.

[andrew french]

white people

[Flonk]

11. people who bump their own threads long after everyone else stopped caring. Get over yourself. If your thoughts were that goddamn interesting, people would still be talking about them, and there would be no reason for you to stop in every 2 hours with a *bump* post

[Taxman]

Bottom Ten what? I'm going to guess bottom ten people so here goes
10. Pol Pot
9. Stalin
8. Attila the Hun
7. Ghengis Khan
6. Khan Noonian Singh
5. Musselini
4. Saddam Hussein
3. Osama Bin Laden
2. Hitler
1. Bill O'Rielly:rofl:

[Mr. E!]

9) Japan- You know what? That whole island is overrated. Their women aren't THAT hot, their games aren't THAT good, and their comics fucking suck. Every fighting game is exactly the same. If I see one more RPG where someone with doofy hair has to get a giant sword to avenge the death of their father, I’m going to gouge someone’s eyes out. Just because they don’t use “letters” like the rest of us does not make them better.


I can't believe Persevering Guy hasn't taken you to task for this yet...

[MagicGamer]

11. people who bump their own threads long after everyone else stopped caring. Get over yourself. If your thoughts were that goddamn interesting, people would still be talking about them, and there would be no reason for you to stop in every 2 hours with a *bump* post

:thumb: I hate those bastards...

[John Drake]

I don't think there's 10 things I hate that much :D

[bartleby]

I was gonna list my ten favorite female bottoms, but I just don't have the energy tonight to do all that research.

[John Drake]

9. Hal Jordan - The only time the character was ever interesting was when he was evil. Which brings me neatly to #8

What a difference a year makes, eh? :D

[Mister Mets]

10. Conservatives/ Republicans: Pushing their religious beliefs onto others. Excessively harsh criminal punishments. Limiting access to the contraceptives which limit abortions/ bad parents. There are many reasons to dislike these guys.
9. Hypocrites: Self-explanatory. Includes people I know, and corrupt ministers.
8. Losers: It just pisses me off to see someone living a pathetic existence (no romance/ legitimate job prospects), which he could easily improve. And I only realize the individual is a loser through his whining about it.
Sidenote: It also pisses me off when comic book fans reveal themselves to be losers, which kinda makes other comic book fans look bad.
7. Political Correctness: Curbs freedom of speech, and legitimate scientific research (ie- what are the differences between men & women? what causes some people to be gay?) Ensures that some individuals (say African American students applying for a university with quotas) are given benefits others are not (say lower-class Whites.) And it leads to a skewed teaching of history/ current events, which leads to a skewed understanding of the world.
6. Democrats/ Liberals: I believe the government's #1 priority should be ensuring the nation's supremacy in the world, and I don't think the majority of these guys agree. Bending over to Unions/ minority groups. Wasting taxpayer money. And they've only had one strong Presidential Candidate since 1977 (Slick Willy.)
5. Militant Atheists: I have no objection to the people who believe there is no God. I do object to the people who believe this makes them better than others, and try to push these beliefs on what is statistically a Christian nation. And I dislike the lumping of agnostics with atheists, and the idea that the only good scientists are atheists (Using the logic of those arguments, the only good scientist would be an agnostic, who has not come to any conclusion without evidence.) Incidentally, I also dislike atheists framing their arguments as science VS religion, as atheism has nothing to do with science.
4. Assholes: The people who are cruel to others for no good reason. They're just bad people.
3. My Own Flaws: I hate my own flaws, and I hate them when I recognize them in other people.
2. America's Enemies: By this I mean the actual terrorists, and people who actively try to hurt the nation.
1. Idiots: Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone with a below 110 IQ vanished tomorrow. I think they're responisble for the vast majority of the world's problems.

I thought of these two after I ranked the others.
Liberal Media Bias: God-damn it does exist! And it ensures that atheists are more represented on TV than Christians. It ensures that Keith Olbermann's ratings are explained as more impressive than O'Reilly's (who still has a lot more.) It's why groups which better represent the majority of Americans are ignored in reporting.
The People Who Are Sexually Attracted to Drawings and can't keep that to themselves: It's just an extension of losers, but it's worse than pathetic. This includes hardcore hentai fans, who can't recognize what's wrong with that/ why others aren't interested in jerking off to it.

[Mister Mets]

10. Michael Eisner - The man ran an incredible studio into the ground, killed off traditional animation, and got a billion-dollar severance package for his efforts.

9. Hal Jordan - The only time the character was ever interesting was when he was evil. Which brings me neatly to #8

8. Retcons - Fuck you. At least have the decency not to come up with a really fucking stupid idea to wash away the story you want erased. "The evil yellow thing was controlling Hal!" "It was an IMPOSTOR Magneto!", or "Gwen was killed by Norman over a custody dispute!"

7. Cir-El - Yeah. Whoever came up with this waste of character space is probably blacklisted from the comic book industry. They replaced a cute blond teenager who everyone loved with a butch female clone of Superman who seriously acted mentally retarded half the time.

6. Reginald Hudlin's Black Panther - The only comic book to genuinely offend me in recent years. I don't say this often, but if Reginald Hudlin hates America so goddamned much, why is he still here?

5. PETA - They were always a bunch of douchebags, and frankly had become a self-parody in a lot of ways with some of their campaigns. But they crossed a line when they started attacking kosher slaughter. Yes, it's gruesome, but that's because it's instantaneous death for the animal. This campaign was tantamount to Anti-Semitism, and put them on my shit list forever.

4. Ted Rall - The guy proves that hatemongers aren't just limited to the left. The man has no problem insulting or degrading the memory or name of anything or anyone to make a point which generally boils down to "Fuck America".

3. F. James Sensenbrenner - This guy is a perfect example of why everyone hates Ultraconservatives. A douche with absolutely no regard for what our Constitution stands for, the guy makes a mockery out of every Republican with an iota of sense in their minds.

2. Smallville - Fuck you, everyone involved with this show! You have managed to take a huge steaming crap on the oldest superhero ever created! In only four years, your show has become synonymous with crap. From Kryptonite freaks of the week, to Lana being posessed by evil witches, to the way you've turned Lex Luthor into a sexually ambigous Harry Osborn, to your blatant recasting of roles for "diversity". Just. Go. Away. Please.

1. The draft in all its forms - Be it military, judicial, or "community service". This is a message to all its advocates. You do not belong here. This is America. The state does not own me. I decide how I want to spend my life. Get the fuck off my back. I'll go to Canada before I do forced labor for corrupt sociofascists.

9. The quality of the Rebirth mini series, and New Frontier explain why I must disagree with you.

4. I believe you meant to say "The guy proves that hatemongers aren't just limited to the right."

5. I already hated PETA, but I'll have to look that one up.

[Flonk]

I thought of this one after I ranked the others.
Liberal Media Bias: God-damn it does exist! And it ensures that atheists are more represented on TV than Christians. It ensures that Keith Olbermann's ratings are explained as more impressive than O'Reilly's (who still has a lot more.) It's why groups which better represent the majority of Americans are ignored in reporting.

The success of Fox News has made sure that there will not be a "liberal media" for quite some time.

[Flonk]

4. I believe you meant to say "The guy proves that hatemongers aren't just limited to the right."

I noticed that too. Something tells me Klan members didn't vote for Kerry.




Not that they voted for Bush either. Buchanan is probably too liberal for them.

[The Human Target]

Hehehehe these lists make me chuckle.

[Foolish Mortal]

8. Retcons - Fuck you. At least have the decency not to come up with a really fucking stupid idea to wash away the story you want erased. "The evil yellow thing was controlling Hal!" "It was an IMPOSTOR Magneto!", or "Gwen was killed by Norman over a custody dispute!"
Hate to break it to you, but even Stan & Jack did a retcon.



7) Texans- Shut up. No one likes your stupid state. It’s a giant desert with one or two bad smelling cities. Why does every Texan have to let us know that they are from Texas? The only reason you were ever a country was so you could become part of the US. Just shut up, and stop wearing those stupid hats. And no one likes the Cowboys; they are not “America’s Team”
Wow, way to go with the generalization of us. I think you nailed every stereotype. :roll:



3) Sports nerds- You guys are geeks. Just admit it. Your Yankees shirt is no different than my Batman shirt. And don’t even get me started on throwback jerseys. If I wore a Silver Age Green Lantern costume, they’d send me to a Safe Room. But these maniacs are walking around wearing a sports uniform from 30 years ago and that’s socially acceptable? You know what Fantasy Football is? It’s me and my brother arguing over who would win, The Borg or The Galactic Empire. (Resistance is futile, Lord Vader)
On this, I can agree.


[10] Jimmy Fallon Ohmigod! You are so not funny! Peter Griffin was right to beat the shit out of you for stealing Carol Burnett's shtick!

[9] Dr. Phil *In Dr. Phil voice* Shut. The. Fuck. Up!

[8] Dennis Miller You used to be funny. Now you are some curmudgeonly, bitchy, unfunny asshat.

[7] Al Sharpton You are not the "official" spokesman for the African American community!

[6] Virgil Goode Read the Constitution you moronic, inbred diphthong!

[5] Ann Coulter Shrivel up and die you hateful, prune-faced, terodactyl-looking sea hag!

[4] Tom DeLay You're not fooling anybody. You're a fucking crook and everybody knows it you sonofabitch!

[3] Paris Hilton Please go away and never bother us again with your incoherent and self-important blatherings you bony, unattractive ho!

[2] Bill O'Reilly I went to a community college and I'm smarter than you! Nobody gives a fuck what you think, you egotistical, imbecilic jackass!

[1] Dick Cheney Pretty much spearheaded the idiot Iraq policy which is responsible for thousands of lives lost, and whose negatives far outweigh any benefits gained.

[Flonk]

On this, I can agree.



Some people came into w--k today, dressed in their Tiki Barber jerseys, and watched the Giants game. And as I looked at them, cheering as their team scored, groaning when they failed, I thought to myself. If I came in, sat down at the bar, and asked them to put on Spider-Man 2, all while wearing a Spider-Man costume, people would look at me all crazy-like. Then, if I cheered every time Spider-Man punched Doc Ock, they'd have me taken out of the building. Why do sports get a free pass on acting like a retard?

[sans serif]

[B]4. Assholes: My least favorite orifice.

Fixed.

[Keith P.]

My top ten bottoms.

http://accel3.mettre-put-idata.over-blog.com/0/23/55/99/fran-ois-sagat/francois-sagat-pictures.jpg


Manu Maltes

http://www.gayporndb.com/images/models/Manu_Maltes.jpg


Arpad Miklos

http://www.lucasentertainment.com/images/models/56.jpg


And

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OH...nevermind

[changingshades]

I'm agreeing with flonk. I need to go to bed

[Ray G.]

What a difference a year makes, eh? :D

It's really amazing. I still stand by #8, though. :lol:

[Foolish Mortal]

My top ten bottoms.

http://accel3.mettre-put-idata.over-blog.com/0/23/55/99/fran-ois-sagat/francois-sagat-pictures.jpg


Manu Maltes

http://www.gayporndb.com/images/models/Manu_Maltes.jpg


Arpad Miklos

http://www.lucasentertainment.com/images/models/56.jpg


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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/AlexClarke/Starfighter/haha4.gif

[Garra]

10. Conservatives/ Republicans: Pushing their religious beliefs onto others. Excessively harsh criminal punishments. Limiting access to the contraceptives which limit abortions/ bad parents. There are many reasons to dislike these guys.
9. Hypocrites: Self-explanatory. Includes people I know, and corrupt ministers.
8. Losers: It just pisses me off to see someone living a pathetic existence (no romance/ legitimate job prospects), which he could easily improve. And I only realize the individual is a loser through his whining about it.
Sidenote: It also pisses me off when comic book fans reveal themselves to be losers, which kinda makes other comic book fans look bad.
7. Political Correctness: Curbs freedom of speech, and legitimate scientific research (ie- what are the differences between men & women? what causes some people to be gay?) Ensures that some individuals (say African American students applying for a university with quotas) are given benefits others are not (say lower-class Whites.) And it leads to a skewed teaching of history/ current events, which leads to a skewed understanding of the world.
6. Democrats/ Liberals: I believe the government's #1 priority should be ensuring the nation's supremacy in the world, and I don't think the majority of these guys agree. Bending over to Unions/ minority groups. Wasting taxpayer money. And they've only had one strong Presidential Candidate since 1977 (Slick Willy.)
5. Militant Atheists: I have no objection to the people who believe there is no God. I do object to the people who believe this makes them better than others, and try to push these beliefs on what is statistically a Christian nation. And I dislike the lumping of agnostics with atheists, and the idea that the only good scientists are atheists (Using the logic of those arguments, the only good scientist would be an agnostic, who has not come to any conclusion without evidence.) Incidentally, I also dislike atheists framing their arguments as science VS religion, as atheism has nothing to do with science.
4. Assholes: The people who are cruel to others for no good reason. They're just bad people.
3. My Own Flaws: I hate my own flaws, and I hate them when I recognize them in other people.
2. America's Enemies: By this I mean the actual terrorists, and people who actively try to hurt the nation.
1. Idiots: Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone with a below 110 IQ vanished tomorrow. I think they're responisble for the vast majority of the world's problems.

I thought of these two after I ranked the others.
Liberal Media Bias: God-damn it does exist! And it ensures that atheists are more represented on TV than Christians. It ensures that Keith Olbermann's ratings are explained as more impressive than O'Reilly's (who still has a lot more.) It's why groups which better represent the majority of Americans are ignored in reporting.
The People Who Are Sexually Attracted to Drawings and can't keep that to themselves: It's just an extension of losers, but it's worse than pathetic. This includes hardcore hentai fans, who can't recognize what's wrong with that/ why others aren't interested in jerking off to it.

:thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

Only thing I would add is people who get so easily pissed off or offended over other peoples opinions on a message board. Its just alittle fucking old.

[Blastbeat Science]

10. Half the people on the Bendis board--there's nothing worse than nerds who think they know everything.
9. Politics--the democrats and republicans are groups of assholes who say the same bullshit whenever an election comes up.
8. Ring of Honor fans--yes roh has great wrestling, but alot of the fans are such dorks.
7. Superhero Comics--shit got old a long time ago.
6. Jesus--overrated.
5. Indie Rock--most of it is awful pretentious crap.
4. Fantasy Football--the dungeons & dragons of sports.
3. Nascar--so fucking boring
2. Thousands of dumbass red sox fans showing up to citizens bank park for a game against the phillies--next time i'm bringing brass knuckles.
1. Vegans

[BriRedfern]

These lists impress me, because I could never come up with one myself...

[james michael]

My top ten bottoms.

http://accel3.mettre-put-idata.over-blog.com/0/23/55/99/fran-ois-sagat/francois-sagat-pictures.jpg


Manu Maltes

http://www.gayporndb.com/images/models/Manu_Maltes.jpg


Arpad Miklos

http://www.lucasentertainment.com/images/models/56.jpg


And

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im glad somebody made the joke...

[Eric Williams]

10. Emo - Guess what! Underoath is actually a Christian band underneath all the screaming! Take that!
9. Family Guy - What happened?? This show used to be gold, and it's done a complete nose-dive like the Simpsons did in the late 90s.
8. The hoard of generic serialized dramas - Oh, wait. Most of those have been cancelled.
7. Late comics - I know, I know. They're always worth the wait, and I'm happy when they come out. I just wish a bit more effort was put it to keep the output at a constant rate.
6. Reginald Hudlin - You ain't got me straight-trippin', boo.
5. Donald Trump - You can go back to insulting Rosie O'Donnell once you buy a more convincing hair-piece. Please and thank you.
4. The Killers' Diss-Fest - Stop bitching, Brandon Flowers. Your band is making lots of money, and no one cares about how un-American you think Green Day is.
3. Myspace whores - Yes, I can see why Myspace is awesome for networking, but I'm getting so tired of getting added by Nordic European 14-year-old boys wanting "super sexy time".
2. "Lips of an Angel" by Hinder - One of the most slimy, whiny, default rock songs in recent memory. Yuck.
1. Crocs - Sure, they may be comfortable, but they look completely retarded. If you own them, please incinerate them before I do it for you.