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Dark Sasha
04-26-2012, 11:28 AM
Should he have feathers?

Gregory
04-26-2012, 11:33 AM
Well, it IS downy soft.

Ben
04-26-2012, 11:39 AM
His pubes are feathers.

Stark Raving
04-26-2012, 11:41 AM
I've never seen a hawk carrying a giant mace, so there you go.

I've Got the Monkeys
04-26-2012, 11:57 AM
Cause he's not a bird, or descended from birds.

Thanagarians are primate descended. They just adopt the hawk as their culture.

Golden age Hawkman was human.

You want feathers, go find a Shi'ar

Thudpucker
04-26-2012, 01:36 PM
Why doesn't Batman use echolocation?

Caley Tibbittz
04-26-2012, 01:39 PM
Just picture the feathers if it helps you masturbate to Hawkman.

capntightpants
04-26-2012, 01:40 PM
Why doesn't Batman use echolocation?

You just gave Sasha his new thread.

russw
04-26-2012, 02:06 PM
You want feathers? here you go


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-iwdOa1WfmjI/TecOMBLNi4I/AAAAAAAAAJQ/qsANL-_rKAY/s1600/the_hawk_wallpaper1024.jpg

The Zevad
04-26-2012, 02:10 PM
Cause he's not descended from bird people.

He's a guy who wears a hawk outfit.

Jason California
04-26-2012, 02:10 PM
he is a man Sasha. Men have hair on their bodies.

Dark Sasha
04-26-2012, 02:12 PM
So he's bullshit then?! WHAT THE FUCK!

chazbot
04-26-2012, 02:14 PM
So he's bullshit then?! WHAT THE FUCK!

Why do YOU have feathers instead of body hair?

Dark Sasha
04-26-2012, 02:15 PM
why do you have feathers instead of body hair?

cawwwwwwwww!!!!

usagi20
04-26-2012, 02:51 PM
Back when DC had actual message boards, there was an entire thread about Hawkman's chest hair. It ran for over 100 pages.

I AM GROOT!
04-26-2012, 03:00 PM
The bigger question is, why does the amount of Hawkman's body hair seem to change from book to book? Does he wax in between? A quick shave? Does it get so long that his enemies can grab hold of him by it, so he needs to do a little "manscaping" to be battle ready?

Roman Noodles
04-26-2012, 03:09 PM
Because he's ALLLLLLL man. Hawk-man.

Roman Noodles
04-26-2012, 03:12 PM
The bigger question is, why does the amount of Hawkman's body hair seem to change from book to book? Does he wax in between? A quick shave? Does it get so long that his enemies can grab hold of him by it, so he needs to do a little "manscaping" to be battle ready?


It depends on how much influence that particular artist is drawing from the gay nightclub circuit...

I AM GROOT!
04-26-2012, 03:13 PM
It depends on how much influence that particular artist is drawing from the gay nightclub circuit...

And of course it's only for "research."

Roman Noodles
04-26-2012, 03:18 PM
And of course it's only for "research."


That's what I call my penis.

I AM GROOT!
04-26-2012, 03:23 PM
That's what I call my penis.

You don't call it "Excalibur" anymore?

Roman Noodles
04-26-2012, 03:26 PM
You don't call it "Excalibur" anymore?


Nah, after enough guys try to "pull the sword out of the stone", eventually you get bored or run out of friction ointments ... whichever comes first.