[PLUG] I hijacked Killgore's account again, this time to make a shameless plug.

[SMACK!]

I hijack my buddy Killgore's account from time to time. This is the first time I've posted as myself though. (I should just start my own account, but oh well. I've been doing it for years and it's more fun fucking with his. Besides, he's cool with it.)

My band, Hey Monea (http://www.heymonea.com/), won the Cleveland Hard Rock Cafe Battle of the Bands and now we have a chance to go to London and open for Bruce Springsteen and Paul Simon. Yeah, Facebook voting is really gauche, but whatever. So if you will, check out my music, and please help a fellow longtime Benbo squatter out and vote for Hey Monea.


Peace,
Dan Monea


VOTE FOR HEY MONEA! (https://www.facebook.com/hardrockcafecleveland/app_205164529573076?app_data=artist%3A575304)




http://www.heymonea.com/img/photos/indexphoto.jpg

[SMACK!]

If I get 350 votes by tonight the band and I are going to do a tequila suicide for y'all. :-)

[WillieLee]

Is your wife still banging that other dude?

[SMACK!]

Blah

[Magnum V.I.]

So you fucked this guys wife and drank your own semen?

[SMACK!]

Did you listen to our song Willie? I'd love to hear what you think of it.

[Urgur the Gurgur]

Did you listen to our song Willie? I'd love to hear what you think of it.

Careful what you wish for.

[SMACK!]

Blah

[SMACK!]

Nah I am very irresponsible when it comes to wishing.

[TIP]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_nOTX16uMiWw/TKx3yaJBIKI/AAAAAAAABgY/ntDptcaAusk/s320/jekyll-hyde-243x304.jpg

[SMACK!]

you too Magnum and Urgur the Gurgur. Listen to the song and give me your feedback. I'll give you a jello shot if you do :o

[SMACK!]

I'll hijack yours next TIP.

VOTE FOR HEY MONEA! (https://www.facebook.com/hardrockcafecleveland/app_205164529573076?app_data=artist%3A575304)

[SMACK!]

Come on just 23 more votes ans we're going to snort some salt shoot some tequila and squeeze the lime into our eyes. you want to see that yeah?

[gibbEy]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_nOTX16uMiWw/TKx3yaJBIKI/AAAAAAAABgY/ntDptcaAusk/s320/jekyll-hyde-243x304.jpg

Nice.

[BriRedfern]

Did Kilgore ever tell you about the time his wife gave him a cum mustache and made him wear her panties? That was awesome.

[SMACK!]

Blah

[BriRedfern]

I did not try it.

[SMACK!]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pAYPnybXn4

[BriRedfern]

I also did not vote. I don't know you and you strike me as someone I would not like.

[Thudpucker]

Is this the guy who told us he jerked off on Kelly Osbourne's feet?

[SMACK!]

Bleh

[SMACK!]

I also did not vote. I don't know you and you strike me as someone I would not like.
why do you say that Brian? Listen to the song, please, and I think you'll feel differently.

[gibbEy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pAYPnybXn4

Are you the one with the hair don't?

[SMACK!]

Blah

[gibbEy]

WHY NOT? Its easy. Just click on the site, vote for us, and download our song. Playing that song could get you ever closer to a brilliant cumstache. Damn. I thought I had him and then I over sold him. Damn. Damn.

I just want you to listen to our music... :(

I can't vote as I'm one of the seven people in the world not on facebook.

[SMACK!]

Are you the one with the hair don't?

Yeah I dont have that fauxhawk any more.

[BriRedfern]

Is this the guy who told us he jerked off on Kelly Osbourne's feet?

No, that was Zevad. This is the drug addicted, cuckolded, Jehovah's witness who had phone sex with the guy his wife was cheating on him with that is pretending to be his European friend but has not bothered to change his posting style in any substantive way.

I hope that clears everything up.

[TIP]

No, that was Zevad. This is the drug addicted, cuckolded, Jehovah's witness who had phone sex with the guy his wife was cheating on him with that is pretending to be his European friend but has not bothered to change his posting style in any substantive way.

I hope that clears everything up.

http://cinemaknifefight.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/mr-hyde-1932.jpg

[gibbEy]

Yeah I dont have that fauxhawk any more.

What about that shirt with the anchor on it?

[SMACK!]

European friend??

[SMACK!]

Blah

[MayorMitch100]

This thread is pretty great.

[gibbEy]

Yep thats me. Dan.

Will you please throw it away?

Is there another way to vote for you without facebook?

[SMACK!]

Bleh

[SMACK!]

Haha. Thrift shop. That shit's long gone. I never do laundry. Just drop into the local thrift shop and pick out my attire for the day.

[SMACK!]

All I care about is the music. What's your opinion on that?

[MayorMitch100]

All I care about is the music. What's your opinion on that?

That guy's fauxhawk is pretty dope. If that's you, you guys get my vote without me listening to the music.

[gibbEy]

That guy's fauxhawk is pretty dope. If that's you, you guys get my vote without me listening to the music.

No.

[GrandeMaestro Fünke]

What are the odds that this isn't Killgore posting on painkillers?

[Thudpucker]

No, that was Zevad. This is the drug addicted, cuckolded, Jehovah's witness who had phone sex with the guy his wife was cheating on him with that is pretending to be his European friend but has not bothered to change his posting style in any substantive way.

I hope that clears everything up.

Oh wow, I remember some of that.

Yeah... time to back slowly away from this thread.

[WillieLee]

Are you a real sailor?

[Keith P.]

The one in the suit is super cute, I would totally stick my dick in him.

The one with the faux hawk looks a lot like this old fuck buddy of mine named Donnie, so I'd bang him too.

Still on the fence about checked shirt guy.

[SMACK!]

The one in the suit is super cute, I would totally stick my dick in him.

The one with the faux hawk looks a lot like this old fuck buddy of mine named Donnie, so I'd bang him too.

Still on the fence about checked shirt guy.Awww how sweet

Didja vote?

[Jason California]

That's funny. Sean never took this board seriously and whip it out while managing us. He would post some deranged shit and then pass the keyboard around and we all fed into it. Most of it was true, but a heightened true. Well for what i was there for anyway. It was fun when youre baked.

I think that in a weird way it helped level him out. Get the crazy outta his head.

But Brian, you was one guy he said that in real life he thought he could actually be friends with. He liked you . thought you were sincere.

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/rgebbiephoto/rgebbiephoto0806/rgebbiephoto080600315/3215458-a-middle-aged-balding-man-sheds-a-sad-tear-of-farewell.jpg

[Keith P.]

Awww how sweet

Didja vote?

Yes. I'm incredibly shallow and easily swayed by hot little furry cub boy ass.

[SMACK!]

Thank you Keith!

[SMACK!]

Did Kilgore ever tell you about the time his wife gave him a cum mustache and made him wear her panties? That was awesome.
Haha I rember that. I wrote that one. It was my personal best.

[WillieLee]

Do you have any pictures of your wife?

[Keith P.]

Do you have any pictures of your wife?

Shaddup you! If any dirty pictures are posted it should be bearded suit boy.

He looks so innocent and goofy. It makes me want to gnaw on him like a dog with a hambone.

[russw]

in before the lock!

[WillieLee]

Shaddup you! If any dirty pictures are posted it should be bearded suit boy.

He looks so innocent and goofy. It makes me want to gnaw on him like a dog with a hambone.

But he's probably still fighting his sexuality. We all know Killgore's wife is down for some action.

[Taxman]

http://cinemaknifefight.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/mr-hyde-1932.jpg Udiguhgudibuh's back? :rock:

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

It's a good thing you chose this board to campaign on! I'm sure you guys will win!

[R0cketFr0g]

Haha I rember that. I wrote that one. It was my personal best.

What part of Killgore's brain do you live in Hawk?

[BriRedfern]

That's funny. Sean never took this board seriously and whip it out while managing us. He would post some deranged shit and then pass the keyboard around and we all fed into it. Most of it was true, but a heightened true. Well for what i was there for anyway. It was fun when youre baked.

I think that in a weird way it helped level him out. Get the crazy outta his head.

But Brian, you was one guy he said that in real life he thought he could actually be friends with. He liked you . thought you were sincere.

That post was sincere.

[TIP]

That post was sincere.


It's all about FanFic 'round these parts.

[R0cketFr0g]

It's all about FanFic 'round these parts.

Play that guitar, Slash!

[Ben]

"Hijacked Killgore's account again"? So this has happened before?

This makes me question EVERYTHING!

[TIP]

Play that guitar, Slash!

Said, "Kilgore, take it slow, and it'll work itself out fine.
All we need is just a little FanFic...."

[HOOKS]

Is multiple personality disorder a side effect of Ambien?

[Urgur the Gurgur]

I'm fairly certain Killgore works for Lunesta. This is all just an Ambien smear campaign.

[Masculine Todd]

you guys dress so dumb, tho

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

Guys, if I post a bunch of weird, incoherent shit, it probably wasn't me. It was probably my band that hijacked my account. Just FYI.

[TIP]

Guys, if I post a bunch of weird, incoherent shit, it probably wasn't me. It was probably my band that hijacked my account. Just FYI.

Does the band go by the moniker Sir Accuse?

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

Does the band go by the moniker Sir Accuse?

It does. We play accusatory metal.

[TIP]

It does. We play accusatory metal.

Any Accustic Accusatory?

[Jef UK]

The cum on the feet thing was not Zevad. Zevad was addicted to giving money to strippers both in and out of the strip club, iirc.

[SMACK!]

Blah

[SMACK!]

Bleh

[BriRedfern]

The cum on the feet thing was not Zevad. Zevad was addicted to giving money to strippers both in and out of the strip club, iirc.

Huh. I thought he was obsessed with cumming on Kelly Osbourne's feet.

The more you know...

[LeggoMyEggolas]

Huh. I thought he was obsessed with cumming on Kelly Osbourne's feet.

The more you know...

I think it was nihilance.