Suicide is Plooky, it TIPs on many RK's and I would remember Blandy if I could

[Shane W]

:thunb:

[Magnum V.I.]

:rock: :lol:

2011!!!

[Jason California]

All that brainstorming paid off!

[Jason California]

Blandy was a good guy. It was a mistake for the mods to ban him.

[Buk Was Right]

Never forget.

[WillieLee]

But really, does Homeland just get chicks naked every five minutes because I'm pretty sure I've plotted out the entire course of the season from the opening five minutes.

[Jason California]

What am I doing, talking about Blandy like he is gone?



I still see him on twitter and the other places. Still, this place would be better with him still here.

[Jason California]

But really, does Homeland just get chicks naked every five minutes because I'm pretty sure I've plotted out the entire course of the season from the opening five minutes.


I don't know Willie.

[Shane W]

http://donmartinwebsite.com/images/hp2.gif

[Magnum V.I.]

So perfect.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-IQwweXvRyD4/TXbtwpqylRI/AAAAAAAAHXo/eGCaxFrxfRM/s1600/MASH-tv-show-15.jpg
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTgttkC1dc_EWnJ1XNuksDEsV3GgiRoD HTQbamQocBnfyVG6TIxW7sD_yO8
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Y0H1ceKWYeM/S4_Tqiu4t1I/AAAAAAAAE6M/yRIQIzGAEKo/s320/JamesSpader2.jpg
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000936647/farting_man_answer_4_xlarge.gif

[dougmac]

But really, does Homeland just get chicks naked every five minutes because I'm pretty sure I've plotted out the entire course of the season from the opening five minutes.

it stops after the 3rd or 4th episode

[Magnum V.I.]

I really do love The League.

Just started plowing through season 2 with the wife.

[Jason California]

I really do love The League.

Just started plowing through season 2 with the wife.


Tag team that bitch

[WillieLee]

it stops after the 3rd or 4th episode

The dullness? Or the boobs?

[Magnum V.I.]

Tag team that bitch

Just got finished with the pretty cock episode.

This show is awesome.

[Shane W]

I really do love The League.

Just started plowing through season 2 with the wife.


Season three had my favorite episode. The Out Of Towner.

[Magnum V.I.]

Season three had my favorite episode. The Out Of Towner.

I'm working my way through it. I love Taco. I loved the whole racist pretty cock episode. My Nigata!

[Jason California]

Just got finished with the pretty cock episode.

This show is awesome.


sEASON 2 IS MY FAOVIRTE.

[WillieLee]

I really do love The League.

Just started plowing through season 2 with the wife.

For a minute I thought you were talking about The Season and I was hoping that Brian Wilson had contracted some form of cancer from his beard dye.

[Magnum V.I.]

For a minute I thought you were talking about The Season and I was hoping that Brian Wilson had contracted some form of cancer from his beard dye.

Listen, go back to betting on Canadian Arena Football leagues and hope that someone can cover the 50 point spread. I'm going to talk about The League.

I always imagine you look like Rafi.

[Shane W]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zbnDr_IbdIU

[Your Pal, Carl]

Just started plowing the wife.

Save it for your blog, ginger!

[Kedd]

Hey, guys.

[Shane W]

So the soon to be ex reported to me that she got a new job with a $20k bump in pay.

:mad:

[Magnum V.I.]

So the soon to be ex reported to me that she got a new job with a $20k bump in pay.

:mad:


I bet she's always plowing through her little black book as well. But she probably makes them all wear a cut out of your face so she could still feel something but dead inside.

[Shane W]

I bet she's always plowing through her little black book as well. But she probably makes them all wear a cut out of your face so she could still feel something but dead inside.

:lol:

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Saw The Descendents. Good little film.

[Buk Was Right]

I like beers.

I had some of them tonight.

I think I'm going to cook a sausage now.

NONE of these are euphemisms.

[Ryan_ZOOM_Turner]

I went to bed at 9 last night, why am I still tired?

[Artie Pink]

Great title!

[artimoff]

Blandy was a good guy. It was a mistake for the mods to ban him.

Agreed.

[Artie Pink]

Tip, there's some new Frank Zappa thing up at No Data again. Feeding The Monkeys At Ma Maison.

[artimoff]

Great title!

I love that song. It never leaves my mp3 player.

[Artie Pink]

I love that song. It never leaves my mp3 player.

Have you heard the cover by Manic Street Preachers?

[Shane W]

Have you heard the cover by Manic Street Preachers?

Is it youtubeable?

[Shane W]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmCSQxEnmi0&feature=related

[Artie Pink]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN7q8PInMYI

[PeteL]

What's the thread title a riff on? Minus Blandy, of course.

[PeteL]

Saw The Descendents. Good little film.

Man, I love Clooney.

That shit was bleak though.

[Cactusakic]

What's the thread title a riff on? Minus Blandy, of course.

M*A*S*H theme tune.

[PeteL]

M*A*S*H theme tune.

I'm singing it in the key of M*A*S*H now.

[WillieLee]

Some hipster you are Pete.

[PeteL]

Some hipster you are Pete.

Oh yeah? Well, right now I'm trying to rap about eating hard boiled eggs and Paul Newman while I eat my hard boiled egg!

[PeteL]

I love M*A*S*H*, but I still don't understand the thread title.

[Shane W]

I love M*A*S*H*, but I still don't understand the thread title.

Have you heard the original song with lyrics?

[WillieLee]

Pete has probably never seen the movie or something.

[Gregory]

Abyssinia, Blandy.

[PeteL]

Have you heard the original song with lyrics?

Nope.

[PeteL]

Pete has probably never seen the movie or something.

But I keep a dog eared copy of the paperback novel in the back pocket of my selvedge chinos.

[Joshzilla]

Ahoy, jerks!

[Cactusakic]

Oh yeah? Well, right now I'm trying to rap about eating hard boiled eggs and Paul Newman while I eat my hard boiled egg!

How long'd it take you to boil 'em?

[PeteL]

How long'd it take you to boil 'em?

I leave them on the burner until they reach a boil, then I move the pot to a cold burner. I let them sit until they either cool a bit, or I remember and I put them in the fridge.

The process takes about 40 minutes.

[WillieLee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blpe_sGnnP4&feature=youtu.be

[PeteL]

:lol:

https://twitter.com/#!/zdarsky/status/149862419412430849/photo/1

Chip Zdarsky is the best.

[Gregory]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blpe_sGnnP4&feature=youtu.be


http://youtu.be/BRbvGdJBlVE

[RegHorsten]

If a person living on Fisher Island decides he hates it and moves out... does this make him a... wait for it... FISHERIAN RUNAWAY? Ahahahaha

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fisherian_runaway

[TIP]

:ecstatic:

[TIP]

Tip, there's some new Frank Zappa thing up at No Data again. Feeding The Monkeys At Ma Maison.


Hurm.

It's some of Zappa's Synclavier stuff (like Francesco Zappa or Jazz from Hell).

[TIP]

But I keep a dog eared copy of the paperback novel in the back pocket of my selvedge chinos.

Read as Salvage Chinos and I thought of Fred Sanford's Junkyard Pants.

[TIP]

So the soon to be ex reported to me that she got a new job with a $20k bump in pay.

:mad:

dun dun DUN!

I recently saw a shot of the X-Ham and she's certainly not been shy about mastication.

[Gregory]

In yet another list issue, Rolling Stone sees Frank Zappa as No. 22 on the 50 Greatest Guitarists List. (http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists/100-greatest-guitarists-20111123/frank-zappa-19691231)


"When I was learning how to play guitar, I was obsessed with that album," Phish's Trey Anastasio said in 2005 of Frank Zappa's 1981 collection of intricate and blistering solos, Shut Up 'n' Play Yer Guitar. "Every boundary that was possible on the guitar," Anastasio said, "was examined by him in ways that other people didn't." As the absolute boss of his bands, including the legendary lineups of the Mothers of Invention, Zappa fused doo-wop, urban blues, big-band jazz and orchestral modernism with an iron hand. As a guitarist, he drew from all of those sources, then improvised with a furious and genuine delight. His soloing on "Willie the Pimp," on 1969's Hot Rats, is an extended studio party of greasy distortion, chomping wah-wah and agitatedblues slaloms. In concert, Zappa would "walk around, doing his thing, conducting," Anastasio recalled. But when he picked up his guitar for a solo, "he was completely in communion with his instrument... It just became soul music."

Key Tracks: "Willie the Pimp," "In-a-Gadda-Stravinsky"

[TIP]

In yet another list issue, Rolling Stone sees Frank Zappa as No. 22 on the 50 Greatest Guitarists List. (http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists/100-greatest-guitarists-20111123/frank-zappa-19691231)

I was happy to see Frank AND Richard Thompson make the list.

But, once again, they fail horribly for overlooking Adrian Belew. :mad:

[Shane W]

dun dun DUN!

I recently saw a shot of the X-Ham and she's certainly not been shy about mastication.

Mandible Olympian?

[TIP]

Mandible Olympian?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls9e62jieT1qlzduwo1_500.gif

[BriRedfern]

Oh god, am I too late?

http://scifihifi.com/misc/hysterical.png

[Gregory]

Oh god, am I too late?

I believe Dr. Nick Riviera's first medical degree was in Bustle Foraging.

[TIP]

I believe Dr. Nick Riviera's first medical degree was in Bustle Foraging.

Oddly enough that was the name of my first Half-Elf Ranger.

[TIP]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv0ys4sBGu1qlzduwo1_400.gif

[Gregory]

Oddly enough that was the name of my first Half-Elf Ranger.

Was he aligned as Chaotic Randy?

[TIP]

Was he aligned as Chaotic Randy?

:lol:

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Man, I love Clooney.

That shit was bleak though.

Bleak? No way. Not at all.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN7q8PInMYI

I like that it's almost like a karaoke video, complete with pixelated images during the music breaks.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Right now, Willie's video posting is the best post of this thread.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Mayweather would rather go to jail than fight Pacquiao, huh?

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Connect Angel Radar

[Gregory]

Mayweather would rather go to jail than fight Pacquiao, huh?

Now he'll be known as 42 and 048197352.

[jason hissong]

Why hello there new thread!

[TIP]

Bleak? No way. Not at all.

Maybe he was saying BLEAK like that bit from Lethal Weapon Whatever when they're at the South African Embassy:

But you're are BLICK.

[TIP]

Right now, Willie's video posting is the best post of this thread.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYF2mT-yy4o&feature=player_embedded

[TIP]

Tit-TAYSSS

[WillieLee]

In yet another list issue, Rolling Stone sees Frank Zappa as No. 22 on the 50 Greatest Guitarists List. (http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists/100-greatest-guitarists-20111123/frank-zappa-19691231)

Are you guys going to keep up with the "lists aren't stupid" thing?

[TIP]

Are you guys going to keep up with the "lisps aren't stupid" thing?

*TinkerRoper*

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Maybe he was saying BLEAK like that bit from Lethal Weapon Whatever when they're at the South African Embassy:

But you're are BLICK.

DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!

Mwa-ha-ha-ha

[TIP]

DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!

Mwa-ha-ha-ha

Big Smile!

[Adrian B AWESOME]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYF2mT-yy4o&feature=player_embedded

That's pretty fantastic.

[WillieLee]

It's also funny that RS had to cave and put Eddie in the top ten.

[IRRMTTS]

So Star Wars: The Old Republic....being a Sith Lord with a strong sense of justice is fun.

[Gregory]

Are you guys going to keep up with the "lists aren't stupid" thing?

Didn't Jim and I say the opposite in the last thread?

[Caley Tibbittz]

In yet another list issue, Rolling Stone sees Frank Zappa as No. 22 on the 50 Greatest Guitarists List. (http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists/100-greatest-guitarists-20111123/frank-zappa-19691231)
Is the Edge on that list?

[Gregory]

Is the Edge on that list?

Yep. No. 38.

Here's the article link. (http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists/100-greatest-guitarists-20111123)

[WillieLee]

Didn't Jim and I say the opposite in the last thread?

You think I pay attention?

[TIP]

Is the Edge on that list?

Yes.

At 38.

Doesn't the link work for you?

[Adrian B AWESOME]

You think I pay attention?

Enough to complain about lists! BOOOM!

But honestly, Rolling Stone lists are the worst.

[TIP]

If you're going to have Robert Fripp on that list you absolutely have to have Adrian Belew.

And Steve Vai is missing too.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Is the Edge on that list?


Yep. No. 38.

Here's the article link. (http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists/100-greatest-guitarists-20111123)


Yes.

At 38.

Doesn't the link work for you?

Shame on you for doing the work for him! SHAAAAAAAME!

[Gregory]

Enough to complain about lists! BOOOM!

But honestly, Rolling Stone lists are the worst.

Allegedly this was voted upon by other big name guitarists. I think Edge barely making the top 50 suggests he's not the minimalist master that the magazine has asserted all these years. But I do agree with Dave Gilmour's relative high placement based on the solos from Comfortably Numb alone. I'd put Brian May higher because he can play seemingly any kind of genre.

[TIP]

Allegedly this was voted upon by other big name guitarists. I think Edge barely making the top 50 suggests he's not the minimalist master that the magazine has asserted all these years. But I do agree with Dave Gilmour's relative high placement based on the solos from Comfortably Numb alone. I'd put Brian May higher because he can play seemingly any kind of genre.

Yeah...in previous lists Zappa hasn't cracked the top 50 so it's a nice nod to see him sub-30.

[TIP]

Shame on you for doing the work for him! SHAAAAAAAME!

Dong work Yuda...DONG DONG!

[TIP]

And Peter Green made it...that's pretty cool.

And Lindsey Buckingham should be listed higher up.

[WillieLee]

I take RS voting as seriously as the BCS.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Dong work Yuda...DONG DONG!

Dong was Wong and Wong was Kong...?

[TIP]

Dong was Wong and Wong was Kong...?

Dontcha bend over if you is smart.

[WillieLee]

TIP loves lists.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=j76CVaUgOpU

[Scotty]

Oh new Thread

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v121/Scottywhite/BendisBoard/mexican-pug.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v121/Scottywhite/BendisBoard/2Unwx.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v121/Scottywhite/BendisBoard/imagespinkfloyd.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v121/Scottywhite/BendisBoard/faceyface.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v121/Scottywhite/BendisBoard/99063_v1.jpg

[TIP]

Some Cow-Orker or another was sharing a story with two other Orkers about the time he got Food Poisoning at Some Restaurant or another and how he passed out on the floor of the stall he was in for two hours.

It was at that point in his tale that I loudly (couldn't contain it) snort laughed.

The story stopped abruptly and they all walked away.

:shifty:

[Adrian B AWESOME]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVJfErLlyLI&list=UUvA51w0073Yxw2PGXjyE9UQ&index=5&feature=plcp

[WillieLee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVJfErLlyLI&list=UUvA51w0073Yxw2PGXjyE9UQ&index=5&feature=plcp

He's playing it wrong, Johnny never used upstrokes. A style which no one could mimic. But does he make fancy guitar lists?

[Scotty]

Some Cow-Orker or another was sharing a story with two other Orkers about the time he got Food Poisoning at Some Restaurant or another and how he passed out on the floor of the stall he was in for two hours.

It was at that point in his tale that I loudly (couldn't contain it) snort laughed.

The story stopped abruptly and they all walked away.

:shifty:

Your office is open?

[Buk Was Right]

Hey Willie, way to post in the wrong thread, Mr. Posts In The Wrong Thread!

[TIP]

He's playing it wrong, Johnny never used upstrokes. A style which no one could mimic. But does he make fancy guitar lists?

Diddley Did, Dude.

[TIP]

Your office is open?

And my pants are around my ankles...for SAILOR BOY!

T
(that was a line my pals and I would sing to the Military Recruiters that would set up shop in the Commons during our lunch periods in High School)

[Scotty]

And my pants are around my ankles...for SAILOR BOY!

T
(that was a line my pals and I would sing to the Military Recruiters that would set up shop in the Commons during our lunch periods in High School)


You frighten me.

[WillieLee]

TIP laughs at others' pain.

[TIP]

I can see your Doodle.

DAD!
HIDE YOUR SHAME!

[TIP]

TIP laughs at others' pain.

....for SAILOR BOY!

[TIP]

(Food Poisoning IS funny)

[TIP]

((the last time it hit me was at a Fuddruckers back in the late 80s. Spent an hour in there terlits making sounds akin to a Yardquatch passing a YardYeti through his Shag Carpet Rectomatic))

[Foolish Mortal]

http://youtu.be/8LkyBL8WtQA
Today for Tomorrow!

[WillieLee]

Hey Willie, way to post in the wrong thread, Mr. Posts In The Wrong Thread!

Hey, I don't come to where you work and tell you how to fondle kids. Mind your business.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Hey, I don't come to where you work and tell you how to fondle kids. Mind your business.

:shock::lol:

[TIP]

Hey, I don't come to where you work and tell you how to fondle kids. Mind your business.

This puts buk's sausage preparation comment in perspective.

[WillieLee]

Diddley Did, Dude.

Bah, he just muted the upstrokes.

[WillieLee]

Hmmm, the Slacker Radio app works on my tablet over my phone's data connection. I will use the Stern vacation time to hear what the kids are listening to. This Mute Math had a good intro and then they got bored. Death Cab For Cutie need to be beaten up.St. Vincent are alright for being a faggier version of other faggy bands.

[Buk Was Right]

Hey, I don't come to where you work and tell you how to fondle kids. Mind your business.

Yes you do. You do that constantly.

[TIP]

Bah, he just muted the upstrokes.

Speaking of Pain-Inspired Laughter...I laugh at Stroke Suffering Mutes.

And what might that sound like?

[WillieLee]

M83 sound like a faggy version of St. Vincent.

[Cactusakic]

M83 sound like a faggy version of St. Vincent.

:lol:

[TIP]

AND

Like ABA said yesterday:

Batman: Leviathan was Holy Fuckin' ShitFuckShit:rock:

[WillieLee]

Speaking of Pain-Inspired Laughter...I laugh at Stroke Suffering Mutes.

And what might that sound like?

There would be a lot of saliva involved.

[WillieLee]

The Parlour Mob sound like a non-metal version of Coheed and Cambria.

The Vaccines sound like Interpol if they wrote BuckCherry/Nickelback/dumb rock songs.

[WillieLee]

Ladyhawke sucks just for ruining my memories of that awesome movie.

[WillieLee]

Phantogram sounds like an 80s/90s dance club band that you paid attention to only because the singer had nice tits.

[TIP]

There would be a lot of saliva involved.

Take that, John Cage!

[RegHorsten]

Phantogram sounds like an 80s/90s dance club band that you paid attention to only because the singer had nice tits.

:rofl:

[WillieLee]

It's funny to me that Robert Francis' Junebug song ended up exactly like I pictured him being. Oh noes! It's the border. You'll have to wait for my genius.

[Buk Was Right]

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z37/edq13/sammy-davis-jr1.jpg

[TIP]

Last minute X-mas Idear

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5doutsefQ-s&feature=player_embedded

[Buk Was Right]

This puts buk's sausage preparation comment in perspective.

I batted .500 with those late night/early morning sausages.

The jalapeño one was strong, but the apple whatever one was too sweet.

Also, my mustard selection is pretty thin right now...

[TIP]

For YPJ

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwkjxwly2T1qardsjo1_500.png

[TIP]

I batted .500 with those late night/early morning sausages.

The jalapeño one was strong, but the apple whatever one was too sweet.

Also, my mustard selection is pretty thin right now...

Bat-Hombre and Johnny Appleseed drop trou in buk's apartment...

[Adrian B AWESOME]

AND

Like ABA said yesterday:

Batman: Leviathan was Holy Fuckin' ShitFuckShit:rock:


Wasn't it? I'm so glad Morrison has Chris Burnham as one of his rotating artists on the book, because that second part has some of the best art I've seen all year, mainstream or otherwise.

[TIP]

Ex-Con With 'Nervous Colon' Robs Bank After Pooping In Parking Lot (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/22/russell-mace_n_1163804.html)

[TIP]

"The customer said he's doing a number 2, and he's not being discreet."

:lol:

[Gregory]

Ex-Con With 'Nervous Colon' Robs Bank After Pooping In Parking Lot (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/22/russell-mace_n_1163804.html)

If he could harness ass dimes, he wouldn't need to rob a bank.

[Your Pal, Carl]

I was happy to see Frank AND Richard Thompson make the list.

But, once again, they fail horribly for overlooking Adrian Belew. :mad:

Lindsey Buckingham at 100. :roll:

[TIP]

If he could harness ass dimes, he wouldn't need to rob a bank.

Sy-K: Now more than ever.

[Gregory]

Lindsey Buckingham at 100. :roll:

Dude needs to be in the top 30. He's astounding.

[Scotty]

I'm catching up on Boardwalk Empire while I'm back home. I love the show. I love the guy with the mask. creepy.

[Your Pal, Carl]

If you're going to have Robert Fripp on that list you absolutely have to have Adrian Belew.

And Steve Vai is missing too.

Another list without Joe Satriani. :(

And what's the point of having a guitarist list when we all know who you're going to put in the number 1 spot?

[Your Pal, Carl]

Dude needs to be in the top 30. He's astounding.
According to that list he's not even the best guitarist FROM FLEETWOOD MAC!

[TIP]

Dude needs to be in the top 30. He's astounding.

:thunb:

[Gregory]

Another list without Joe Satriani. :(

And what's the point of having a guitarist list when we all know who you're going to put in the number 1 spot?

I was surprised by the worst picture of Clapton I've ever seen for the magazine list. The online list picture is decent, but the print version ... he looks drunk and stoned and diapered.

[TIP]

I was surprised by the worst picture of Clapton I've ever seen for the magazine list. The online list picture is decent, but the print version ... he looks drunk and stoned and diapered.

Yes but that was from the time when he was actually any good.

Clapton is God = Wearing Swaddling

[Scotty]

I was surprised by the worst picture of Clapton I've ever seen for the magazine list. The online list picture is decent, but the print version ... he looks drunk and stoned and diapered.

Well if your drunk and stoned who needs to worry about those pesky bathroom breaks?

[Scotty]

And The only Satch stuff I like Time Machine and I only really like the second disk of that.

[Cth]

http://i.minus.com/jblZPyJD4yKhuf.jpg

[TIP]

http://i.minus.com/jblZPyJD4yKhuf.jpg

What happened to the Ghetto Boys?!?

[Cth]

Check out Chewie..

http://www.theforce.net/2011/eatornasdaq.jpg

[Foolish Mortal]

In yet another list issue, Rolling Stone sees Frank Zappa as No. 22 on the 50 Greatest Guitarists List. (http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists/100-greatest-guitarists-20111123/frank-zappa-19691231)
At least Prince finally got some acknowledgement.


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv0ys4sBGu1qlzduwo1_400.gif
What The Fuck???

[Cth]

So much evil..

http://i.imgur.com/2VjLw.jpg

[Foolish Mortal]

So much evil..

http://i.imgur.com/2VjLw.jpg
They left out Bil Keane.

[TIP]

They left out Bil Keane.

:lol:!!!

[WillieLee]

Dude needs to be in the top 30. He's astounding.

He wasn't even the best guitarist that was in Fleetwood Mac. Also, he was not that influential on following generations.

[WillieLee]

Another list without Joe Satriani. :(

And what's the point of having a guitarist list when we all know who you're going to put in the number 1 spot?

Eddie Van Halen is the only guy who will admit Hendrix had no influence on him, like he said in Clapton's write-up.

The real number one should be Django Rheinhart.

[WillieLee]

According to that list he's not even the best guitarist FROM FLEETWOOD MAC!


See? I know how these things operate!

[Shane W]

Here's the work half completed.

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q143/swelker101/20111222_150433.jpg
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Bite me, Williie!

[Buk Was Right]

That's rad Shane. I dig the colors.

[WillieLee]

Man, Mumford and Sons are annoying

[Jason California]

Hey Willie, what's your favorite color?

[Buk Was Right]

Man, Mumford and Sons are annoying

Does it take a special kind of soil and fertilizer to maintain the health of your low hanging fruit tree?

Or just regular water and a little compost?

[WillieLee]

Oh God, The Kooks. Do I suffer through this or should I use up one of my precious skips?

[WillieLee]

Does it take a special kind of soil and fertilizer to maintain the health of your low hanging fruit tree?

Or just regular water and a little compost?

Fuck bitch, I don't program Slacker. And for the record I found them annoying long before it was cool to do so.

[WillieLee]

The Silversun Pickups are good. It's like someone took a DNA strand of Billy Corgan after GISH and raised a child to not suck.

[Ryan_ZOOM_Turner]

Here's the work half completed.



Bite me, Williie!

Awesome man.

[Ryan_ZOOM_Turner]

That Springsteen thread..

[WillieLee]

I have never heard of Saint Motel.


Oh how I wish I could go back to those good old days.

[WillieLee]

Hey Willie, what's your favorite color?

It's on my top ten list.

[WillieLee]

Wavves, oh, they're singing about Dave Grohl. They seem a little too old for a song like this.

[WillieLee]

I've found that most of these wacky "alternative" bands fall into two camps. Hand claps with sequencers or faux-British groups. Two Door Cinema Club wants to be both. They're rebels!

Grafitti6. For those of you that found Plain White T's too edgy.

[Jason California]

It's on my top ten list.


cool beans,

[WillieLee]

I couldn't take that anymore. Had to go to Classic Rock. Oh yeah, the song Bad Company from the album Bad Company by the band Bad Company.

[Ryan_ZOOM_Turner]

Wavves, oh, they're singing about Dave Grohl. They seem a little too old for a song like this.

I like some Wavves, the singer is kind of a prick though.

[Buk Was Right]

Merry TIPmas nerds.

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z37/edq13/anim_a9ab5a91-3ecb-0554-c593-41efcadec370.gif

[TIP]

Merry TIPmas nerds.

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z37/edq13/anim_a9ab5a91-3ecb-0554-c593-41efcadec370.gif

:lol:

[Artie Pink]

He wasn't even the best guitarist that was in Fleetwood Mac. Also, he was not that influential on following generations.

Peter Green REPRESENT!

[Magnum V.I.]

The best guitarist out there was Stephen Xavier, lead guitarist for Jesus and the Flying Mephistos.

[Cth]

Fun tool to abuse for the holidays..

http://www.sendacallfromsanta.com/

[WillieLee]

Beck's Loser video has to blur out the Stormtrooper helmet.

[Shane W]

Beck's Loser video has to blur out the Stormtrooper helmet.


Euphemism?

[R0cketFr0g]

http://youtu.be/Q3C4N6p78io

[Gregory]

Speaking of Classic Rock, my local classic-rock radio station has Southern Fix at Six, normally used to play you some Skynyrd.

Yesterday however they played Styx (from Chicago) and Queen (whose entire homeland is north of the continental US).

Happy ignorance abounds.

[R0cketFr0g]

Chicago did get a lot of southern bluesmen coming up the Mississippi, so I could see stretching it there philosophically. And were Queen from the south of England?

[Gregory]

Chicago did get a lot of southern bluesmen coming up the Mississippi, so I could see stretching it there philosophically. And were Queen from the south of England?

London, sayeth the Wiki oracle.

But when this station says "south," they mean Dixie flags and long-haired blond guys who eat pot for breakfast.

[Cactusakic]

Chicago did get a lot of southern bluesmen coming up the Mississippi, so I could see stretching it there philosophically. And were Queen from the south of England?

Brian May, I think, was. Or rather, is.
Freddie Mercury, I thought, was Egyptian, or somewhere like that. Zanzibar, maybe? Morocco? One of those places where you might run into Bob, Bing and Dorothy. If I wasn't so lazy, I'd Google it.
Dunno about the others.

[R0cketFr0g]

I'm really pissed that all the reviews for We Bought a Zoo are dropping spoilers on what the movie is about.

[Gregory]

I'm really pissed that all the reviews for We Bought a Zoo are dropping spoilers on what the movie is about.

It's about 90 minutes too long.

Death. Zoo. Kiss. Credits.

Less than 13.5 minutes.

[Scotty]

I thought it was about Ninjas.

One day I'm gonna make a family feel good hit that involves a ninja.

[R0cketFr0g]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2d/Three_ninjas_poster.jpg

?

[Gregory]

3 Ninjas Bought a Zoo: Malnourished Kung Fu Pandas

[Gregory]

I'm seriously thinking now that Midnight Cowboy is a touchstone for about 2 generations of moviemakers.

Voigt's mirror conversations come almost eight years before DeNiro in Taxi Driver.

Joe Buck's clothes and Rizzo's rathole apartment is Fight Club, down to Rizzo's scams for money and food.

People discuss Fight Club as a generational landmark like The Graduate. They picked the wrong Dustin Hoffman movie.

[WillieLee]

I'm seriously thinking now that Midnight Cowboy is a touchstone for about 2 generations of moviemakers.

Voigt's mirror conversations come almost eight years before DeNiro in Taxi Driver.

Joe Buck's clothes and Rizzo's rathole apartment is Fight Club, down to Rizzo's scams for money and food.

People discuss Fight Club as a generational landmark like The Graduate. They picked the wrong Dustin Hoffman movie.

It was a boon for filmmakers that wanted guys to blow other guys.

[Gregory]

It was a boon for filmmakers that wanted guys to blow other guys.

Brenda Vaccaro is, shockingly, pretty damn hot in this film.

[WillieLee]

Brenda Vaccaro is, shockingly, pretty damn hot in this film.

You're talking about Sonny?

[Adrian B AWESOME]

I'm seriously thinking now that Midnight Cowboy is a touchstone for about 2 generations of moviemakers.

Voigt's mirror conversations come almost eight years before DeNiro in Taxi Driver.

Joe Buck's clothes and Rizzo's rathole apartment is Fight Club, down to Rizzo's scams for money and food.

People discuss Fight Club as a generational landmark like The Graduate. They picked the wrong Dustin Hoffman movie.

I think Midnight Cowboy is extremely overrated. Except for that one crowd shot. That's awesome.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

And if you're going to pick a Dustin Hoffman movie, pick Marathon Man, which taught us all to know whether or not it was safe.

[Gregory]

And if you're going to pick a Dustin Hoffman movie, pick Marathon Man, which taught us all to know whether or not it was safe.

I'm not saying Cowboy is my favorite Hoffman movie (not so long as we have Tootsie), but I am convinced now that Cowboy is much more influential than Graduate, and the Fight Club parallels are freaky if accidental.

Oh, and when Hoffman has his "I'm walkin' here moment," Hoffman drops character & three octaves as he's almost run over:


http://youtu.be/c412hqucHKw

The rationale of why Joe goes to New York is flimsy and muddled, but his reactions to life in the big city are solid.

[TIP]

Solid
Soiled
Sordid

[WillieLee]

Overrated. :lol:

[TIP]

I've never seen Midnight Cockbow but wasn't the whole I'm walking Here bit improvised/not in the script as Dustin was almost hit by a car?

[Shane W]

I've never seen Midnight Cockbow but wasn't the whole I'm walking Here bit improvised/not in the script as Dustin was almost hit by a car?

The script actually called for "I'm Plooking here!" so, yes

[Shane W]

I'm quite pleased with Arian Foster starting me off with 32.2 points.

[WillieLee]

This Louis CK thing is creating a lot of amusement... unlike his comedy!

[TIP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMmaO6MzK4E&feature=player_embedded#!

[R0cketFr0g]

I find your lack of Christmas cheer...disturbing.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

This Louis CK thing is creating a lot of amusement... unlike his comedy!

I can't wait until you get to the top of Mount Krumpet and your heart grows three sizes that day.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

This Louis CK thing is creating a lot of amusement... unlike his comedy!

Take two:

I can't wait until you get to the top of Mount Krumpet and your heart grows three sizes that day. And then explodes.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

This Louis CK thing is creating a lot of amusement... unlike his comedy!

Take three:

Shut up, Adrian.

[R0cketFr0g]

Take two:

I can't wait until you get to the top of Mount Krumpet and your heart grows three sizes that day. And then explodes.

Christmas Cheer = Enlarged Heart

[Adrian B AWESOME]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5doutsefQ-s

[WillieLee]

I've never seen Midnight Cockbow but wasn't the whole I'm walking Here bit improvised/not in the script as Dustin was almost hit by a car?

That is the story.

[Buk Was Right]

This Louis CK thing is creating a lot of amusement... unlike his comedy!

This doesn't even make my year end list of "Top Ten Willie Trolling Attempts".

[Artie Pink]

Louis CK is the new Kevin Smith. Like he got enough internet sadsacks to proclaim him brilliant, but really he's just a grumpy slob with some DIY cred. I like him a lot, but let's not act like he's some zen minimalist comedy master just because he can stand at the mic for ten minutes straight without being funny.

[Artie Pink]

Do you think Louis CK still has the ability to express himself in a non faux-exasperated tone? Or is that lost to him forever? :sad:

[Artie Pink]

"Ha ha! Louis CK is awesome! He gets how suck-ass life is. How frustrating it is. How things just never work out. Louis CK is just like ME!"

**sits alone in dark, dank room in stained t-shirt, chip bags strewn about, acting smug on message boards and not sending out résumés, let alone writing a series of TV shows and editing them on computer**

[Shane W]

We hate Louis CK now?

[Artie Pink]

We hate Louis CK now?Nah. We just don't think he's the second coming of Christ (or Larry David).

[Shane W]

Nah. We just don't think he's the second coming of Christ (or Larry David).
He's good, but there's nothing unique about him.

[Magnum V.I.]

But Larry David is the worst!!

"Ha Ha ha something Jewy!!"

"oh no misfortune at misunderstanding!!"

"ha ha Jew jokes about funny sounding words!!"

[Buk Was Right]

But Larry David is the worst!!

"Ha Ha ha something Jewy!!"

"oh no misfortune at misunderstanding!!"

"ha ha Jew jokes about funny sounding words!!"

"Arm waving rant about some minor violation of his perceived social contract."

[Magnum V.I.]

Nasaly voice jokes!!

He's worse than Carrot Top.

[R0cketFr0g]

I would hate to hear YPJ discuss someone he doesn't like!

[R0cketFr0g]

Louis CK sounds a lot like the TIP thread.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Warwick says something racist then falls down!

Warwick says something awkward then someone says he's short!

Warwick deludes himself of his celebrity and then falls down again!

[Magnum V.I.]

Warwick is in a toilet!!

That's not as funny as a fart joke!! Toilet humor is the worst!!

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Louis CK has none of the subtlety and sophistication of Willow's friends throwing up at a party!

[Adrian B AWESOME]

I can't hate this long. Life's Too Short is hilarious. As is Louis CK. Somehow, against all odds, I enjoy both immensely.

[Magnum V.I.]

Don't puss out ABA! It's Hater Friday before Chistmas, and all through the thread, not a positive thing is happening, not a funny thing is said!!

[R0cketFr0g]

Hater Friday!

[Scotty]

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[Cth]

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[Sy-Klone]

My apartment complex is mostly inhabited by students. So I'm pretty much alone in my building. It's quiet, here. Almost too quiet. Like the first episode of the Twilight Zone where that guy is wandering around the town asking where everybody is, and signs of life are around him, but no one is seen or heard.

I shall proceed as though I own the entire building. I shall make schemes for world domination. I shall annex Apartment 12. I never liked them, anyway. They play piano like Billy Joel. Boringly.

Tomorrow, I shall invade Turkey. With my mouth. Happy Christmas.

[Your Pal, Carl]

Text I just got from my mother: "Do you still like those power bars?"

Two years ago I got a box of power bars and a set of blank DVDs (with jewel cases!) for Christmas from my parents. That text does not bode well for this year's occasion.

[R0cketFr0g]

Tell your mom you're into strap-ons now.

[Magnum V.I.]

Text I just got from my mother: "Do you still like those power bars?"

Two years ago I got a box of power bars and a set of blank DVDs (with jewel cases!) for Christmas from my parents. That text does not bode well for this year's occasion.

Awesome. At least she didn't ask if you still like to power bottom. Depends are not a fun gift to have.

[TIP]

TYP's mother is from Wahpeton, North Dakota where, naturally, she attended school.

The name of their sports teams back when?
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This is now mine. I shall wear it with Sicilian Pride. :lol:

[TIP]

My apartment complex is mostly inhabited by students. So I'm pretty much alone in my building. It's quiet, here. Almost too quiet. Like the first episode of the Twilight Zone where that guy is wandering around the town asking where everybody is, and signs of life are around him, but no one is seen or heard.

I shall proceed as though I own the entire building. I shall make schemes for world domination. I shall annex Apartment 12. I never liked them, anyway. They play piano like Billy Joel. Boringly.

Tomorrow, I shall invade Turkey. With my mouth. Happy Christmas.

:rock:

First, Sy-K'll take Manhattan. Then he'll take Berlin.

With his mouth.

To hell with Poland Mouth Invasion!

Take that, Leonard Cohen! :mad:

[Magnum V.I.]

That;'s awesome.

[R0cketFr0g]

http://youtu.be/ZMHplytdUTY

[R0cketFr0g]

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