I say this as a 100% gay man...

[Keith P.]

...but Salma Hayek has some really great boobs.

[Dr. Chaos]

Legendary gazongas right there.

[Jason California]

And how
http://i39.tinypic.com/2u76q9f.gif

[The Funketeer]

When my friend and I went to see Desperado in the theater, we knew something special was about to happen when halfway through the movie, all the ushers walked in and stood at the back of the theater. They waited until the scene was over and then went back to work.

[Jason California]

When my friend and I went to see Desperado in the theater, we knew something special was about to happen when halfway through the movie, all the ushers walked in and stood at the back of the theater. They waited until the scene was over and then went back to work.


I wanted to post that gif too but, you know.

[ImYrWoodbury]

Don't you say everything as a 100% gay man, though?

[dougmac]

Don't you say everything as a 100% gay man, though?

every issue is some reader's first.....

[TIP]

:ecstatic:

[J. Wilson]

...but Salma Hayek has some really great boobs.

So good that you'd play with them if the opportunity arose?

[Shwicaz]

I thought that when I saw her in From Dusk Till Dawn.

I've always been a boob man (even though I'm gay)

HUGE fan of Russ Meyer films (and his stable of 'buxotic' women)

I own them all (except for Blacksnake, which isn't available on DVD yet), and everytime I watch them, hubby always asks "why are you watching a movie about big breasted women?"

I'm gay as the proverbial goose, and love me some cock.

But something about big giant breasts always fascinate me.

[Kevin T Brown]

And they got even better after her pregnancy.

[ShortStack]

Pretty much all of my gay male friends are into boobs. Not in a "those are so hot" way, more in a "holy crap these things are crazy! *poke* *jiggle* teeheehee!" way.

[Kelly Tindall]

She was hilarious on 30 Rock: "You blew it Jack. And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!"

Unfair that someone so gorgeous should have great comic timing, too.

[ShortStack]

She was hilarious on 30 Rock: "You blew it Jack. And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!"

Unfair that someone so gorgeous should have great comic timing, too.

Unfair, or proof that god loves us and makes us shiny bouncy things to stare at?

[SteveFlack]

You try seeing Frida, and then sitting 5 feet away from her as she does a Q&A after the film.

I had to think about baseball a lot before standing up and getting out of my seat.

[ever_seeking]

The thing about big ole breasts though, which are certainly niece to look at and hold etcetera, is that a certain size, they can cause back pain and that can't be fun.

[Marcdachamp]

Yes. Yes she does.

[ShortStack]

The thing about big ole breasts though, which are certainly niece to look at and hold etcetera, is that a certain size, they can cause back pain and that can't be fun.

My back hurts, but free drinks are really good for that.

[Urgur the Gurgur]

My back hurts, but free drinks are really good for that.

:lol:

[SidekicksRevenge]

She was hilarious on 30 Rock: "You blew it Jack. And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!"

Unfair that someone so gorgeous should have great comic timing, too.

I think it just makes them more amazing. That boobs that perfect belong to someone who would probably be considered talented even without them...

[Kedd]

Keith is gay? :confused:

[ever_seeking]

My back hurts, but free drinks are really good for that.

Ouch.

Anecdotally, is there a universal size where back pain kicks in?

[DAVE]

Finally a thread of yours I can get into.

[Zeppe]

Finally a thread of yours I can get into.

This.

I LOVES me some Salma. On a similar note I am continually impressed by Sofia Vergara's comedic timing.

And her boobs.

[DAVE]

"Comedic timing" is a euphemism for boobs, right?

[Masculine Todd]

i'm 131.7% ghey

as a 131.7% ghey man

...

whatever.

[Masculine Todd]

i drink soy milk

if you know wut i mean!

[Masculine Todd]

how come no one talks about how great that dude from desperado's dick is?

[ShortStack]

Ouch.

Anecdotally, is there a universal size where back pain kicks in?

Yeah, it's somewhere between size "oo!" and size "I SAID GODDAMN!!"

[RickLM]

When you realize who she's married to, they are literally billion dollar boobs.

[Jason California]

Yeah, it's somewhere between size "oo!" and size "I SAID GODDAMN!!"

some women have frames that can handle oo's quite easily. My favorite's, and I appreciate the endurance they require are the " Damn Gina!"s

[ShortStack]

Yeah I actually had a massage therapist working on my back once who went "aww, are the mean old boobies messing you up?".

[ever_seeking]

Yeah I actually had a massage therapist working on my back once who went "aww, are the mean old boobies messing you up?".

That's kind of funny.

[silverboy]

Yup.

[Stark Raving]

You try seeing Frida, and then sitting 5 feet away from her as she does a Q&A after the film.

I had to think about baseball a lot before standing up and getting out of my seat.
Heh. :lol:

[Fourthman]

Yeah I actually had a massage therapist working on my back once who went "aww, are the mean old boobies messing you up?".
I had a similar thought when I first met you, except I was talking to myself.

[Jason California]

I had a similar thought when I first met you, except I was talking to myself.


I got to pick her up and hold her close as I swung her around when I first met her.

[ShortStack]

:rofl:

[elcinco]

Ouch.

Anecdotally, is there a universal size where back pain kicks in?

....seriously?

[Kedd]

Maybe the reason I have back pain is because of my jumblies.

[capntightpants]

This thread doesn't have enough Salma photos.

[Kedd]

I think I would rate my level of "gay" at about 15%. What's the cut off point for "Would not give hand job to another man?"

[Fourthman]

Maybe the reason I have back pain is because of my jumblies.
Put a weight on your tongue and work the back muscles. Stretching the neck is never the way to close the distance.

[Jason California]

This thread doesn't have enough Salma photos.

http://gifs.gifbin.com/1236536836_salma-hayek.gif

[ernster]

she's beautiful. just don't ask her to sing.

[The Dean]

how come no one talks about how great that dude from desperado's dick is?

You mean, Zorro: the gay blade?

[BriRedfern]

This thread doesn't have enough Salma photos.
Agreed.

http://www.aestheticare.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/salma-hayek-breasts-are-natural-02.jpg
http://usversusthem.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/salma_hayek.jpg
http://www.games4guys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Salma_Hayek_1.jpg

[ever_seeking]

....seriously?

Yeah.

[Whip]

Yeah, they're pretty perfect. Shape and size and they don't sag.

[Ryan Elliott]

I think I would rate my level of "gay" at about 15%. What's the cut off point for "Would not give hand job to another man?"

14%

[capntightpants]

http://gifs.gifbin.com/1236536836_salma-hayek.gif

Relink it, Jason.

[Jason California]

Relink it, Jason.


It fixed itself dude.