Wolverine Should Have Boobs

[Gail Simone]

Or one boob.

Wolverine should have one boob.

Discuss.

[Adam Witt]

He already kinda has muscle-man boobs.

[Gail Simone]

Yeah, but imagine how awesome he would be if he had one functional boob.

[Magnum V.I.]

So he'd kind of look like this?

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTVpKe6XJaitcR91sXNrVMUSSgainfzT SvL85QgP4YM0G8GqRpP

[Adam Witt]

The Superboob!

[ernster]

wolverine has one boob... called daken

[Howlett]

He's got Quintin Quire at his school.

That's one unless tit right there.

[Andrew]

There already is a Wolverine with boobs:

http://fast1.onesite.com/capcom-unity.com/user/jgonzo/45e9fb6c31c5e45df77a40b396609aa6.jpg?v=143100

[CapnChaos]

There already is a Wolverine with boobs:

http://fast1.onesite.com/capcom-unity.com/user/jgonzo/45e9fb6c31c5e45df77a40b396609aa6.jpg?v=143100

Yeah, I thought that idea was the whole reasoning behind X-23.

[dasNdanger]

I'd be more impressed if Cyclops had balls.




das

[Gail Simone]

If Wolverine had one boob, you could call his book...THE SAVAGE BOOB OF WOLVERINE and it would feature his boob.

[Mark Mavro (kryptic6)]

Adamantium claw nipple-piercing action.

[Howlett]

I'd be more impressed if Cyclops had balls.




das

:lol:

[Gail Simone]

I haven't read an X-men comic in a long time. Do any of them have just one boob?

[Ryan Elliott]

I haven't read an X-men comic in a long time. Do any of them have just one boob?

Yep.

They call him Cyclops.

[ernster]

If Wolverine had one boob, you could call his book...THE SAVAGE BOOB OF WOLVERINE and it would feature his boob.

you could have marvel team up with spider-man and wolverine's boob. then spider-man dies and wolverine's boob has to carry the book on its hairy dangling nipple.

[Andrew]

Yeah, I thought that idea was the whole reasoning behind X-23.

Yeah, there really isn't any other reason for that character to exist.

[Gail Simone]

I like X-23!

[Dreg]

Wolverine is a hairy, hormonal dude that bleeds a lot without dying. He's already a human vagina and you want to give him a boob? That's just overkill, Ms. Simone.

[Urgur the Gurgur]

I would've pegged this as a Sasha thread.

[I've Got the Monkeys]

Wolverine should have Super Macho Man boobs.

[EmarAndZeb]

How does mutant healing healing factor react to elective surgery? Do you just have to do it really fast?

[Magnum V.I.]

How does mutant healing healing factor react to elective surgery? Do you just have to do it really fast?

Well, he does have metal on his bones and that's pretty elective I think.

[Stark Raving]

He's Canadian. Therefore, he is already a Boob.




BAM!

[Andrew]

How does mutant healing healing factor react to elective surgery? Do you just have to do it really fast?


Well, he does have metal on his bones and that's pretty elective I think.

Not to mention Daken - who has the same healing factor - inexplicably has a body full of tattoos.

[Erica J Heflin]

I'd be more impressed if Cyclops had balls.




das

Truth!

[EmarAndZeb]

Well, he does have metal on his bones and that's pretty elective I think.


Well, yeah, but that's like, crazy metal-to-the-bone-graft-y. I thought maybe it was a different order of business than sticking an implant under the fat.

But I guess if Daken can get tats, Wolvie can get tits.

EDIT: "Boobs" would be a better disguise than "Patch," at least.

[dasNdanger]

If Wolverine had one boob, you could call his book...THE SAVAGE BOOB OF WOLVERINE and it would feature his boob.

The book would be called The Savage Nipplering of Wolverboob.



das

[A.Huerta]

Honestly, he should have a unibrow.

[JBElliott]

If Wolverine had one boob, could he cure people by breast feeding them?

[Kevin T Brown]

Wolverine is a hairy, hormonal dude that bleeds a lot without dying. He's already a human vagina and you want to give him a boob? That's just overkill, Ms. Simone.

And this got nothin'?? :nonono2:

[CapnChaos]

"I mean, sure. I'm attracted to Wolverine. I'm just not getting enough pants-adjusting thrills from him."
"What if we made him a teenage girl?"
"...I'll be in my bunk."

[Generic Poster]

I would call the book "The Booby Boob of Booberine."

[ShortStack]

He calls them 'bubs'.

[Phantom Eagle]

I'd be more impressed if Cyclops had balls.




das

slow clap

[Phantom Eagle]

I would've pegged this as a Sasha thread.

I did. I had to look twice.

[Spidey616]

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/6/60352/1741434-tumblr_lg9rrefac81qboeboo1_500_super.png

[majorjoe23]

But I guess if Daken can get tats, Wolvie can get tits.
.

Tits for tats.

[KirbyKrackle]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PpNKNkdKU6g/S6r_ZJrKKRI/AAAAAAAAAXI/GUOW43gDZrE/s1600/2002_kung_pow_enter_the_fist_003.jpg