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Gail Simone
12-13-2011, 09:06 PM
Or one boob.

Wolverine should have one boob.

Discuss.

Adam Witt
12-13-2011, 09:14 PM
He already kinda has muscle-man boobs.

Gail Simone
12-13-2011, 09:16 PM
Yeah, but imagine how awesome he would be if he had one functional boob.

Magnum V.I.
12-13-2011, 09:18 PM
So he'd kind of look like this?

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTVpKe6XJaitcR91sXNrVMUSSgainfzT SvL85QgP4YM0G8GqRpP

Adam Witt
12-13-2011, 09:18 PM
The Superboob!

ernster
12-13-2011, 09:33 PM
wolverine has one boob... called daken

Howlett
12-13-2011, 09:56 PM
He's got Quintin Quire at his school.

That's one unless tit right there.

Andrew
12-13-2011, 10:05 PM
There already is a Wolverine with boobs:

http://fast1.onesite.com/capcom-unity.com/user/jgonzo/45e9fb6c31c5e45df77a40b396609aa6.jpg?v=143100

CapnChaos
12-13-2011, 10:51 PM
There already is a Wolverine with boobs:

http://fast1.onesite.com/capcom-unity.com/user/jgonzo/45e9fb6c31c5e45df77a40b396609aa6.jpg?v=143100

Yeah, I thought that idea was the whole reasoning behind X-23.

dasNdanger
12-14-2011, 12:30 AM
I'd be more impressed if Cyclops had balls.




das

Gail Simone
12-14-2011, 12:37 AM
If Wolverine had one boob, you could call his book...THE SAVAGE BOOB OF WOLVERINE and it would feature his boob.

Mark Mavro (kryptic6)
12-14-2011, 12:39 AM
Adamantium claw nipple-piercing action.

Howlett
12-14-2011, 12:48 AM
I'd be more impressed if Cyclops had balls.




das

:lol:

Gail Simone
12-14-2011, 12:57 AM
I haven't read an X-men comic in a long time. Do any of them have just one boob?

Ryan Elliott
12-14-2011, 01:02 AM
I haven't read an X-men comic in a long time. Do any of them have just one boob?

Yep.

They call him Cyclops.

ernster
12-14-2011, 01:22 AM
If Wolverine had one boob, you could call his book...THE SAVAGE BOOB OF WOLVERINE and it would feature his boob.

you could have marvel team up with spider-man and wolverine's boob. then spider-man dies and wolverine's boob has to carry the book on its hairy dangling nipple.

Andrew
12-14-2011, 01:55 AM
Yeah, I thought that idea was the whole reasoning behind X-23.

Yeah, there really isn't any other reason for that character to exist.

Gail Simone
12-14-2011, 02:21 AM
I like X-23!

Dreg
12-14-2011, 05:50 AM
Wolverine is a hairy, hormonal dude that bleeds a lot without dying. He's already a human vagina and you want to give him a boob? That's just overkill, Ms. Simone.

Urgur the Gurgur
12-14-2011, 05:54 AM
I would've pegged this as a Sasha thread.

I've Got the Monkeys
12-14-2011, 07:24 AM
Wolverine should have Super Macho Man boobs.

EmarAndZeb
12-14-2011, 07:36 AM
How does mutant healing healing factor react to elective surgery? Do you just have to do it really fast?

Magnum V.I.
12-14-2011, 07:47 AM
How does mutant healing healing factor react to elective surgery? Do you just have to do it really fast?

Well, he does have metal on his bones and that's pretty elective I think.

Stark Raving
12-14-2011, 07:53 AM
He's Canadian. Therefore, he is already a Boob.




BAM!

Andrew
12-14-2011, 07:55 AM
How does mutant healing healing factor react to elective surgery? Do you just have to do it really fast?


Well, he does have metal on his bones and that's pretty elective I think.

Not to mention Daken - who has the same healing factor - inexplicably has a body full of tattoos.

Erica J Heflin
12-14-2011, 08:02 AM
I'd be more impressed if Cyclops had balls.




das

Truth!

EmarAndZeb
12-14-2011, 08:31 AM
Well, he does have metal on his bones and that's pretty elective I think.


Well, yeah, but that's like, crazy metal-to-the-bone-graft-y. I thought maybe it was a different order of business than sticking an implant under the fat.

But I guess if Daken can get tats, Wolvie can get tits.

EDIT: "Boobs" would be a better disguise than "Patch," at least.

dasNdanger
12-14-2011, 08:41 AM
If Wolverine had one boob, you could call his book...THE SAVAGE BOOB OF WOLVERINE and it would feature his boob.

The book would be called The Savage Nipplering of Wolverboob.



das

A.Huerta
12-14-2011, 09:12 AM
Honestly, he should have a unibrow.

JBElliott
12-14-2011, 09:39 AM
If Wolverine had one boob, could he cure people by breast feeding them?

Kevin T Brown
12-14-2011, 10:09 AM
Wolverine is a hairy, hormonal dude that bleeds a lot without dying. He's already a human vagina and you want to give him a boob? That's just overkill, Ms. Simone.

And this got nothin'?? :nonono2:

CapnChaos
12-14-2011, 12:06 PM
"I mean, sure. I'm attracted to Wolverine. I'm just not getting enough pants-adjusting thrills from him."
"What if we made him a teenage girl?"
"...I'll be in my bunk."

Generic Poster
12-14-2011, 12:16 PM
I would call the book "The Booby Boob of Booberine."

ShortStack
12-14-2011, 12:16 PM
He calls them 'bubs'.

Phantom Eagle
12-14-2011, 12:23 PM
I'd be more impressed if Cyclops had balls.




das

slow clap

Phantom Eagle
12-14-2011, 12:25 PM
I would've pegged this as a Sasha thread.

I did. I had to look twice.

Spidey616
12-14-2011, 01:27 PM
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/6/60352/1741434-tumblr_lg9rrefac81qboeboo1_500_super.png

majorjoe23
12-14-2011, 01:36 PM
But I guess if Daken can get tats, Wolvie can get tits.
.

Tits for tats.

KirbyKrackle
12-14-2011, 01:44 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PpNKNkdKU6g/S6r_ZJrKKRI/AAAAAAAAAXI/GUOW43gDZrE/s1600/2002_kung_pow_enter_the_fist_003.jpg