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Dark Sasha
12-07-2011, 01:54 PM
Smash!!!

KirbyKrackle
12-07-2011, 02:06 PM
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ernster
12-07-2011, 02:50 PM
you know, you come into a comic message board thinking it will be about how big a slut she hulk is or who has the best boobs, but invariably all i have seen this past year is what dude you want to check your oil...

Kefky
12-07-2011, 02:50 PM
Which smart Hulk and which stupid Hulk? :nerd:

Jason California
12-07-2011, 02:52 PM
The Hulk would break me Sasha.

MAK15
12-07-2011, 05:05 PM
The Hulk would break me Sasha.

Damnit you took my joke!

Dr. Chaos
12-07-2011, 05:19 PM
How do you fuck The Hulk?

If you're a woman going missionary, you're getting squashed with the full force of a mountain and if you're a man, you'll never be able to shit again without great difficulty and pain or medical assistance.

Jason California
12-07-2011, 05:23 PM
How do you fuck The Hulk?

If you're a woman going missionary, you're getting squashed with the full force of a mountain and if you're a man, you'll never be able to shit again without great difficulty and pain or medical assistance.

I was 12 years old when I frist saw this image,

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even then I knew what was up, and that they were not going to be having any kids like that.

Dr. Chaos
12-07-2011, 05:26 PM
The Hulk could probably decapitate someone just by slapping them in the face with his dick.

dEnny!
12-07-2011, 05:27 PM
She Hulk or Betty Banner Red Hulk.

But I'd be a terrible lay and they'd probably squish me after I didn't satisfy them. :p

Spidey616
12-07-2011, 05:28 PM
Both! :)

Dark Sasha
12-07-2011, 05:28 PM
Would, people. Would.

MAK15
12-07-2011, 05:30 PM
huh... uh... I'd say the new Savage She-Hulk because she's more my size, but she's also like, 8 years younger than I am?
so yeah, no hulk sex for me...

Xander Boune
12-07-2011, 05:30 PM
Betty banged the Merged Hulk when he had that failsafe that turned him into Banner when he got angry. (She banged the Hulk trapped in Bruce's body). And they had a kid, according to the What Savage Beast novel.

Also, Mr. Fixit nailed Marlo. I wondered how that worked as a teenager. Later I felt bad for Rick Jones.

Peter David was awesome.

Senor Mathias
12-07-2011, 06:04 PM
Peter David is awesome.

Fixed

Peter McLeod
12-08-2011, 03:19 AM
Savage Hulk SOUNDS like the worst option, but then you have to figure - if Smart Hulk has decided he wants to go hell for leather on your ass, he is systematically going to fuck you up... He KNOWS what he has and how to use it.

Either way brings pain.

(Unless you top, and even then, losing your johnson to flexing ass muscles doesn't sound like much fun.)

Humphrey_Lee
12-08-2011, 07:59 AM
Either way you probably get ripped in half, because you know Stupid Hulk will be too much of a brute and Smart Hulk will be too nerd awkward and probably smash your pelvis to mush. I'd do She-Hulk though. I'm down with the statuesque ladies.

EmarAndZeb
12-08-2011, 08:17 AM
Obviously the Leader. Even assuming you're the pitcher in the scenarios involving the male Hulks or that you're cheating and doing it with one of the She-Hulks, you're still only a clenched buttock/tightened pelvic muscle away from getting your wang ripped off.

DAVE
12-08-2011, 08:23 AM
Dumb Hulk. I'm not after his brain.

capntightpants
12-08-2011, 08:28 AM
Stop avoiding the question people! Y'all knew he meant the male Hulk!

I went with The Leader, Sasha. He seems like the type that aims to please.

The Dean
12-08-2011, 08:36 AM
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