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UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 05:29 PM
And im hammered
Ask me anything

thatguyfromsyracuse
06-17-2011, 05:35 PM
Who are you?

UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 05:38 PM
Who am I?
Well, I just joined the board & I was hoping for some bid to talk to now that I'm wasted.
If is not cool, I'll leave
But I. M a fun drunk

Buk Was Right
06-17-2011, 05:38 PM
Abort. Reverse course. Abandon thread.

This is no way to introduce yourself to new friends. You'll be that guy who started that sloppy drunk thread right off the bat. Don't be that guy.

gaspar
06-17-2011, 05:38 PM
Wait, are you drunk or hammered? I'm confused.

Roman Noodles
06-17-2011, 05:39 PM
Who are you?

Unimportant. Let's fuck with his head.

UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 05:40 PM
I'm drunk. So yeah guck with my head . it's cool I. An a very fun drunk guy - you'll love me

Urgur the Gurgur
06-17-2011, 05:43 PM
Abort. Reverse course. Abandon thread.

This is no way to introduce yourself to new friends. You'll be that guy who started that sloppy drunk thread right off the bat. Don't be that guy.

I dishagree. I'm drink to am I.think weshould get t kmow each ither.

IPeacock
06-17-2011, 05:45 PM
I'm drunk. So yeah guck with my head . it's cool I. An a very fun drunk guy - you'll love me

Slow down, having people guck with your head is way worse than having people fuck with it.

UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 05:47 PM
I dishagree. I'm drink to am I.think weshould get t kmow each ither.

You drunk too
Zack?

We should talk

UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 05:48 PM
Slow down, having people guck with your head is way worse than having people fuck with it.

Typos are the first wave of being silly drnk

Urgur the Gurgur
06-17-2011, 05:53 PM
You drunk too
Zack?

We should talk

I am. But I'm at a party right now so probably not going to be able to have conversation.

Buk Was Right may have been right though. Drunk is not the best way to introduce yourself.

Zach with an H, by the way.

Buk Was Right
06-17-2011, 05:55 PM
Drunk threads are played out.

Show up fucked up on horse and chasing the dragon if you really want to impress.

STEP. YOUR. GAME. UP!

chazbot
06-17-2011, 05:55 PM
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 05:55 PM
Buk Was Right may have been right though. Drunk is not the best way to introduce yourself.

Zach with an H, by the way.

Yeah, but I'm am drunk so... How else I a can I et to know you gus?

Hi zach with an h

UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 05:56 PM
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

Ca I see them?

UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 05:56 PM
Drunk threads are played out.

Show up fucked up on horse and chasing the dragon if you really want to impress.

STEP. YOUR. GAME. UP!


What dragon?

Caley Tibbittz
06-17-2011, 05:57 PM
I'm drunk. So yeah guck with my head . it's cool I. An a very fun drunk guy - you'll love me

I love a good, hard guck.

UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 05:58 PM
I love a good, hard guck.

I do too
And I'm hor y

BriRedfern
06-17-2011, 06:01 PM
If you could masturbate to anything, anything at all, what would it be?

UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 06:03 PM
If you could masturbate to anything, anything at all, what would it be?

Cute gus cock...
Cute guy like..... Nathan Fillion

Magnum V.I.
06-17-2011, 06:06 PM
Don't listen to Buk. The guy is a sad, sad shell of a man. He is a Hollow Man. He is the Kevin Bacon of the Bendis Board.

Ever since his hero Buster Posey went down I don't think Buk has been sober. He pounds shots of Whiskey inbetween cans of PBR and Tecate. He then chases that down with Schlitz 40's. When the bars close he goes to the nearest convenience store and buys 7 Steel Reserves which he nurses until the bars open again.

Oh, also, he has a hobo's beard.

UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 06:07 PM
Well I haven been sober since earlervtonigt myself

UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 06:08 PM
[QUOTE=UnusualStorm;7894620]Well I haven been sober since earlervtonigt myself[/QUOTsobered I'm av g f
Am fun
Let e try again.
And
I'm having
Fun
Lol

Magnum V.I.
06-17-2011, 06:11 PM
Well I haven been sober since earlervtonigt myself

He hasn't been sober since the middle of May.

IPeacock
06-17-2011, 06:11 PM
Cute gus cock...
Cute guy like..... Nathan Fillion

gus cock gets me going too

UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 06:12 PM
He hasn't been sober since the middle of May.

Dude! Let's ang out

UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 06:13 PM
gus cock gets me going too

Gus is cute
He's hot actually

BriRedfern
06-17-2011, 06:15 PM
Gus is cute
He's hot actually

What is unusual about you unusual storm?

UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 06:17 PM
What is unusual about you unusual storm?

Ummm.... It's unusual that I'm fat and cute -and get dru k fast. Not such a freqebt drinker. But I do it well

Unusual tha t I'm 43

IPeacock
06-17-2011, 06:20 PM
Ummm.... It's unusual that I'm fat and cute -and get dru k fast. Not such a freqebt drinker. But I do it well

Unusual tha t I'm 43

You're right, that is unusual. WHat were you drinking?

The Robot Lord of Tokyo
06-17-2011, 06:26 PM
You are in the middle of an alley with two entrances.
You needs to escape the alley because there is a coked-up Charlie Sheen on the roof above you who is ready to drop several hand grenades on you.
At one end is Gary Busey dressed up as a clown with a coat hanger in hand.
At the other end is the zombie of Billy Mays, the zombie of Macho Man Randy Savage, and the living Abe Vigoda.

Which way do you take?

UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 06:27 PM
You're right, that is unusual. WHat were you drinking?

Vodka
What part s unusual. Lots of older gutys et drunk

Room. Spinning

UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 06:28 PM
You are in the middle of an alley with two entrances.
You needs to escape the alley because there is a coked-up Charlie Sheen on the roof above you who is ready to drop several hand grenades on you.
At one end is Gary Busey dressed up as a clown with a coat hanger in hand.
At the other end is the zombie of Billy Mays, the zombie of Macho Man Randy Savage, and the living Abe Vigoda.

Which way do you take?

Abe bogota could take the zombies. He rocks I'd go that way

Jason California
06-17-2011, 06:30 PM
This is a real nice place to hang out Stormy. Can I call you Stormy? Anyways, there are lots of places on the internet where people look at the new guy like fresh meat. THis is not one of those places. A more kind, caring, and loving place you will not find. I am sure you will love it here.

shoelaceless
06-17-2011, 06:32 PM
Abe bogota could take the zombies. He rocks I'd go that way

I assume this is Abe Vigoda's Colombian equivalent?

The Robot Lord of Tokyo
06-17-2011, 06:34 PM
If you were a muppet, which muppet would you be?

UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 06:35 PM
This is a real nice place to hang out Stormy. Can I call you Stormy? Anyways, there are lots of places on the internet where people look at the new guy like fresh meat. THis is not one of those places. A more kind, caring, and loving place you will not find. I am sure you will love it here.

I like stormy. Sounds good
So do lots of other gus post drunk?

Jason California
06-17-2011, 06:36 PM
Would Nathan Filion have been a cuter Green Lantern than Ryan Reynolds?

UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 06:36 PM
If you were a muppet, which muppet would you be?

Gonzo!
Fuck yeah, gonzo!

UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 06:37 PM
Would Nathan Filion have been a cuter Green Lantern than Ryan Reynolds?

Yeah
But I liked the movie. And I was even sober wheni saw t

Jason California
06-17-2011, 06:38 PM
I like stormy. Sounds good
So do lots of other gus post drunk?


Let me tell you Stormy, lots of people in the past have started a "I am drunk, ask me anything" thread. You are not really trading any new ground here. It all depends on your delivery.

I don't normally post drunk, but I do post stoned. I am a pretty cool cat so you probably won't be able to tell a difference. I am the guy know for liking big asses around here.

Jason California
06-17-2011, 06:39 PM
Yeah
But I liked the movie. And I was even sober wheni saw t

I am hoping to see it this weekend. I am hearing quite a range of views on it. I am glad you dug it though so you don't feel like you wasted your money. I hate that feeling.

UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 06:40 PM
Let me tell you Stormy, lots of people in the past have started a "I am drunk, ask me anything" thread. You are not really trading any new ground here. It all depends on your delivery.

I don't normally post drunk, but I do post stoned. I am a pretty cool cat so you probably won't be able to tell a difference. I am the guy know for liking big asses around here.

Well I'm trying to deliver. In style.drunk styleOw am I doin?

The Robot Lord of Tokyo
06-17-2011, 06:40 PM
What is the square root of -9?

UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 06:41 PM
I am hoping to see it this weekend. I am hearing quite a range of views on it. I am glad you dug it though so you don't feel like you wasted your money. I hate that feeling.

I really liked it
My buddies did too
Then we all got drunk, but I think I'm the poster

shoelaceless
06-17-2011, 06:41 PM
What is the square root of -9?

3i.

First a pun on Latin American capitals, now this. I'm dropping middle school knowledge all over this thread.

elcinco
06-17-2011, 06:41 PM
Let me tell you Stormy, lots of people in the past have started a "I am drunk, ask me anything" thread. You are not really trading any new ground here. It all depends on your delivery.

I don't normally post drunk, but I do post stoned. I am a pretty cool cat so you probably won't be able to tell a difference. I am the guy know for liking big asses around here.

Well that's a hell of a way to introduce yourself.

Jason California
06-17-2011, 06:41 PM
Well I'm trying to deliver. In style.drunk styleOw am I doin?


I don't rush to judgement. Not nearly enough information has com out yet.

UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 06:42 PM
What is the square root of -9?

-3
?
Fuck, I can t think math when I'm like this

Jason California
06-17-2011, 06:42 PM
Well that's a hell of a way to introduce yourself.


:lol:

I figured I would get it out of the way.

UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 06:43 PM
I don't rush to judgement. Not nearly enough information has com out yet.

Well keep asking. I'll tell you anything

The Robot Lord of Tokyo
06-17-2011, 06:43 PM
3i.

First a pun on Latin American capitals, now this. I'm dropping middle school knowledge all over this thread.

This piece of knowledge got me detention in high school because I argued the concept with my teacher.

Urgur the Gurgur
06-17-2011, 06:43 PM
3i.

First a pun on Latin American capitals, now this. I'm dropping middle school knowledge all over this thread.

No fair. You're sober!

Jason California
06-17-2011, 06:44 PM
Well keep asking. I'll tell you anything


How did you find this place?

UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 06:45 PM
This piece of knowledge got me detention in high school because I argued the concept with my teacher.

Well you clearly rock

The Robot Lord of Tokyo
06-17-2011, 06:45 PM
If you could meet any historical figure, who would it be?

UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 06:46 PM
How did you find this place?

Comics. Thi k I read about it first in powers. Wanted to join, but I guess I waited toil s o I was drunk.

Urgur the Gurgur
06-17-2011, 06:48 PM
How did you find this place?

He's clearly Fake Pat's rereg. Ban him!

Jason California
06-17-2011, 06:48 PM
Comics. Thi k I read about it first in powers. Wanted to join, but I guess I waited toil s o I was drunk.

I found this place because of the Powers letter page too! I was sober when I signed up though because I was working fo Progressive Auto Insurance at the time and would have been fired.

UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 06:48 PM
If you could meet any historical figure, who would it be?

Oh man.....
Well tinjgt, I thi k maybe ... I dunno ,... Um.... It's be fun to get drunk with Kennedy

I th k I just deroped something on my nose

shoelaceless
06-17-2011, 06:49 PM
This piece of knowledge got me detention in high school because I argued the concept with my teacher.

Ugh.

Jason California
06-17-2011, 06:49 PM
I am thinking of changing my username to Buddy Love.

UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 06:50 PM
Ugh. This is why I hate schoolteachers even as an adult.

Some teachers are nice

Urgur the Gurgur
06-17-2011, 06:50 PM
I am thinking of changing my username to Buddy Love.

:no:

The Robot Lord of Tokyo
06-17-2011, 06:51 PM
What is Jerry O'Connell's best role?

UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 06:51 PM
I am thinking of changing my username to Buddy Love.

I'll give you some loe, buddy

UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 06:51 PM
I am thinking of changing my username to Buddy Love.

I'll give you some loe, buddy

elcinco
06-17-2011, 06:52 PM
I'll give you some loe, buddy

Scandalous!

UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 06:53 PM
What is Jerry O'Connell's best role?

My secret identity.

Jason California
06-17-2011, 06:54 PM
:no:

Really? OK.


I'll give you some loe, buddy
I bet you would. dudes really dig me.


Scandalous!

That is so unusual here!

Jason California
06-17-2011, 06:55 PM
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bf3836f2c7/john-edwards-mug-shot-outtakes?playlist=featured_videos

Queen of the Ban Age
06-17-2011, 06:57 PM
You have an exact IP match with another current user. And use the same ISP email address, which is not the same as the IP.


Explain.

UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 06:57 PM
I bet you would. dudes really dig me.


I would.
I. M fun in bed

Jason California
06-17-2011, 06:59 PM
Oh nooooess!

Jason California
06-17-2011, 06:59 PM
I would.
I. M fun in bed


Keith P would not like that.

Keith P.
06-17-2011, 07:00 PM
I'll give you some loe, buddy

I
Will
Cut
You.

The Robot Lord of Tokyo
06-17-2011, 07:01 PM
What time do you get banned tonight?

UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 07:01 PM
Oh nooooess!

I like noses

Jason California
06-17-2011, 07:02 PM
I
Will
Cut
You.


I told you.

UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 07:03 PM
What time do you get banned tonight?

you can get banned fir being drunk
I'm not trying to be obnoxious, just was having fun
Really, sorry it I offended anyone.
I really am just having fun & wanted ti chat

Queen of the Ban Age
06-17-2011, 07:04 PM
you can get banned fir being drunk
I'm not trying to be obnoxious, just was having fun
Really, sorry it I offended anyone.
I really am just having fun & wanted ti chat

Read my post. Come back and explain before I open Admin panel again.

Jason California
06-17-2011, 07:04 PM
you can get banned fir being drunk
I'm not trying to be obnoxious, just was having fun
Really, sorry it I offended anyone.
I really am just having fun & wanted ti chat


THat is not what he is talking about. Susan B Anthony is a mod. She has info that makes it look like you could be someone else already registered here. This could get you banned.

UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 07:08 PM
Read my post. Come back and explain before I open Admin panel again.

Sorry. Im at a friend's place visiting. I registered on his computer.
Geez, sorry.
I didn't know that could get him in trouble. Should I cancel this user name?
I'm really sorry. Just drunk & having fun, but I didn't mean to cause a problem.
Let me know what to do & I will.

The Robot Lord of Tokyo
06-17-2011, 07:09 PM
you can get banned fir being drunk
I'm not trying to be obnoxious, just was having fun
Really, sorry it I offended anyone.
I really am just having fun & wanted ti chat

The nice lady asked you a question. Normally when she asks those kind of questions, things don't end too well.

Fourthman
06-17-2011, 07:11 PM
In before lock. (drunk too)

Queen of the Ban Age
06-17-2011, 07:12 PM
Sorry. Im at a friend's place visiting. I registered on his computer.
Geez, sorry.
I didn't know that could get him in trouble. Should I cancel this user name?
I'm really sorry. Just drunk & having fun, but I didn't mean to cause a problem.
Let me know what to do & I will.

It's nice that you guys share a birthday. And both use AOL email addresses.

Keith P.
06-17-2011, 07:12 PM
In before lock. (drunk too)

Im working on it myself.

Keith P.
06-17-2011, 07:12 PM
It's nice that you guys share a birthday. And both use AOL email addresses.

Holy fuck people still use AOL?

UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 07:14 PM
It's nice that you guys share a birthday. And both use AOL email addresses.

I used one of his aol screen names.
Stupid, I guess.
What can I do so he doesn't get in trouble?
I didn't mean to cause any trouble.
I'll do whatever you say

Queen of the Ban Age
06-17-2011, 07:15 PM
Holy fuck people still use AOL?

That's exactly what Adam Witt said.

Jason California
06-17-2011, 07:16 PM
You don't need to use AOL to have an AOL address.

Queen of the Ban Age
06-17-2011, 07:17 PM
I used one of his aol screen names.
Stupid, I guess.
What can I do so he doesn't get in trouble?
I didn't mean to cause any trouble.
I'll do whatever you say

Fox Mulder. *snort*

Oh, I should expose this guy.

You also said nothing about sharing a birthday.

Magnum V.I.
06-17-2011, 07:18 PM
Fox Mulder. *snort*

Oh, I should expose this guy.

You also said nothing about sharing a birthday.

Have you never heard of Birthday Brothers!?

I'm Birthday Brother's with Tommy John of the surgery fame!!

Briomega
06-17-2011, 07:19 PM
Hey look who's back.

Queen of the Ban Age
06-17-2011, 07:20 PM
Have you never heard of Birthday Brothers!?

I'm Birthday Brother's with Tommy John of the surgery fame!!

True fact: Colin shares a birthday with my former best friend's husband. Twelve years apart, though.

I share a birthday with MOTHERFUCKING NOSTRADAMUS.

Jason California
06-17-2011, 07:21 PM
Timothy McViegh got caught because his turn signal was out. Sometimes it is the most simple things that screw our plans up. You know what I mean Stormy?

Magnum V.I.
06-17-2011, 07:22 PM
True fact: Colin shares a birthday with my former best friend's husband. Twelve years apart, though.

I share a birthday with MOTHERFUCKING NOSTRADAMUS.

Fuck Yeah!! Banostradamus!!! :rock:

UnusualStorm
06-17-2011, 07:22 PM
Fox Mulder. *snort*

Oh, I should expose this guy.

You also said nothing about sharing a birthday.

Again, I didn't mean to start trouble or anything
Just tell me what to do to keep from getting in trouble. I was looking for harmless fun, but if I crosse a line I apologize.

chazbot
06-17-2011, 07:29 PM
Hey look who's back.

Shady's back?

Alex(sadly)Maleev
06-17-2011, 07:30 PM
Goddart?

thatguyfromsyracuse
06-17-2011, 07:34 PM
Cock in your ass: lubed or unlubed? GO!

IPeacock
06-17-2011, 07:39 PM
Sorry. Im at a friend's place visiting. I registered on his computer.
Geez, sorry.
I didn't know that could get him in trouble. Should I cancel this user name?
I'm really sorry. Just drunk & having fun, but I didn't mean to cause a problem.
Let me know what to do & I will.

Wow. Fear really cleaned up his grammar.

Roman Noodles
06-17-2011, 07:41 PM
........... of course this thread blew up AFTER I left. :mad:

Ryan_ZOOM_Turner
06-17-2011, 09:46 PM
holy fuck people still use aol?

:lol:

Pat Shatner
06-17-2011, 10:04 PM
Goddart?

Oh, God. That's not even funny.

BriRedfern
06-18-2011, 05:33 AM
Have you never heard of Birthday Brothers!?

I'm Birthday Brother's with Tommy John of the surgery fame!!

Cactus and I are birthday brothers!

Caley Tibbittz
06-18-2011, 06:34 AM
If you could masturbate to anything, anything at all, what would it be?

The obvious answer here is "a mirror".

Ashwin Pande
06-18-2011, 08:31 AM
I'm drunk now! What what?!

Jason California
06-18-2011, 08:43 AM
I'm drunk now! What what?!

It is Saturday morning. I am off to work

Ashwin Pande
06-18-2011, 08:45 AM
Jason, do you know anything about computer hardware?

Jason California
06-18-2011, 08:47 AM
Jason, do you know anything about computer hardware?

what in particular?

Ashwin Pande
06-18-2011, 08:54 AM
I'm assembling a PC and here's what I've got so far:

2TB SATA Drive
MSI Radeon HD 6850 1GB Graphics Card
4GB DDR3 SDRAM
DVD-R/RW drive
22-24 Inch Monitor (undecided)
Choosing between AMD Phenom II X4 955 or Intel Core i5 and compatible motherboard.

What do you think?

Will that kind of configuration last me for a couple of years or will it be useless within a year or 2?

Ashwin Pande
06-18-2011, 08:55 AM
Also going to get a CoolerMaster case with probably a CoolerMaster 400W SMPS.

Jason California
06-18-2011, 09:19 AM
I would go Intel. Get something that supports the Intel Storage Matrix, a second HD, an then put a RAID configuration on it.

Ashwin Pande
06-18-2011, 09:47 AM
Intel costs money, dude. And do I really need more than 2TB of Hard drive space?

Who wants to see my tits?

Jason California
06-18-2011, 09:55 AM
Intel costs money, dude. And do I really need more than 2TB of Hard drive space?

Who wants to see my tits?

You asked a question. I provided an answer. If cost is your primary concern, go with AMD do it just the way you want. It is your money.

I did not mention anything about more storage. You mentioned wanting to keep this thing going. I suggested getting a second drive so that you could setup RAID. You can create a RAID configuration that allows both of your hard drives to mirror each other. This way you can keep going without pause in the case of a single hard drive shut failure. It will help save data in case one drive crashes. Using the Intel Storage Matrix would save you money over buying a hardware RAID controller.

Ashwin Pande
06-18-2011, 09:56 AM
You make sense dude but I cannot afford what you are saying.

Ashwin Pande
06-18-2011, 09:59 AM
Phish really sucks. I do not understand why people like them.

Jason California
06-18-2011, 10:01 AM
You make sense dude but I cannot afford what you are saying.


Either way you rig should be fine for your needs.

Also, can you tell me what movie my sig is from?

Jason California
06-18-2011, 10:02 AM
Phish really sucks. I do not understand why people like them.


People are usually high on drugs when they listen to them. This normally gives a person a high tolerance for shit.

Ashwin Pande
06-18-2011, 10:03 AM
I know it's not The King Of Comedy.

I'm not that familiar with Jerry Lewis outside The Nutty Professor, Cinderfella and The Family Jewels.

Ashwin Pande
06-18-2011, 10:04 AM
And, of course, It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.

Jason California
06-18-2011, 10:05 AM
I know it's not The King Of Comedy.

I'm not that familiar with Jerry Lewis outside The Nutty Professor, Cinderfella and The Family Jewels.


I thought my sig was from a Bollywoood movie. It is not Jerry Lewis. I can tell you that.

Ashwin Pande
06-18-2011, 10:06 AM
WHAT?! Bollywood?! I don't know that guy at all then!

Ashwin Pande
06-18-2011, 12:24 PM
Can you take me higher?

To a place where a blind man sees?!

Mwstattel
06-18-2011, 12:28 PM
Phish really sucks. I do not understand why people like them.

As someone who went to UVM, yes Phish Phucking sucks.

Burlington loves the jam bands. Pot seems to have a lot to do with it.

BriRedfern
06-18-2011, 12:51 PM
Phish really sucks. I do not understand why people like them.

Their improv jams. If you do not like it you do not like it, but they are very good at what they do.

Ashwin Pande
06-18-2011, 12:56 PM
I'm not a goddamn dirty hippie.

Ashwin Pande
06-18-2011, 01:01 PM
Sometimes my mind gives me the creeps.

It all keeps adding up.

I think I'm just paranoid.

Grasping to control.

So I better hold on.

Jason California
06-18-2011, 01:08 PM
Sometimes my mind gives me the creeps.

It all keeps adding up.

I think I'm just paranoid.

Grasping to control.

So I better hold on.

When I was 14, those words meant a lot to me.

Ashwin Pande
06-18-2011, 01:10 PM
When I was 14, those words meant a lot to me.

I bet they did.

Ashwin Pande
06-18-2011, 01:23 PM
Look. Creed needs to be forgiven for what they did.

Kedd
06-18-2011, 01:25 PM
:shifty:

BriRedfern
06-18-2011, 03:39 PM
I'm not a goddamn dirty hippie.

I have been described as such from time to time.

elcinco
06-18-2011, 08:16 PM
Guys. Guys. Guys. YOU GUYS.

Vodka is good stuff.

Brewtown Andy
06-18-2011, 08:26 PM
Guys. Guys. Guys. YOU GUYS.

Vodka is good stuff.Did you mean this board?

elcinco
06-18-2011, 08:28 PM
Did you mean this board?

Yes! Congratulations, you just became my favorite.

Roman Noodles
06-18-2011, 08:30 PM
..... hey, why is my Twitter feed invading this thread?

Ryan Elliott
06-18-2011, 08:31 PM
Yes! Congratulations, you just became my favorite.

Damn! 2 minutes too late.

Brewtown Andy
06-18-2011, 08:31 PM
yes! Congratulations, you just became my favorite.Score!

elcinco
06-18-2011, 08:31 PM
..... hey, why is my Twitter feed invading this thread?

I blame vodka, a drinking game, and step up 3.

Brewtown Andy
06-18-2011, 08:32 PM
..... hey, why is my Twitter feed invading this thread?Because Laura asked nicely.

elcinco
06-18-2011, 08:32 PM
Damn! 2 minutes too late.

Always bested by Brewtown!

Pat Shatner
06-18-2011, 08:33 PM
..... hey, why is my Twitter feed invading this thread?

Yeah, I just noticed that too.

BTW, why am I not following you on twitter? (patshatner)

Brewtown Andy
06-18-2011, 08:33 PM
Always bested by Brewtown!In a related story, my first post in this thread was my first post in over 6 months. So there's that, then.

Pat Shatner
06-18-2011, 08:35 PM
In a related story, my first post in this thread was my first post in over 6 months. So there's that, then.

http://timstvshowcase.com/kotter3.jpg

elcinco
06-18-2011, 08:35 PM
In a related story, my first post in this thread was my first post in over 6 months. So there's that, then.

I drew you back! Hurrah!

Pat Shatner
06-18-2011, 08:36 PM
I thought you guys should know that I'm watching a Sy-Fy Original Movie: Moby Dick. It's an updated Moby Dick with a hilarious CGI whale. It just ate another whale and then crushed a boat of whale-watchers. Grizzled veteran Captain Ahab is on the case.

Roman Noodles
06-18-2011, 08:42 PM
I am watching Make Me A Supermodel.



Which is a lot like America's Next Top Model, except there's no Tyra (Halleloo!) and there are cute boys.

Brewtown Andy
06-18-2011, 08:42 PM
I drew you back! Hurrah!What can I say? I left work early, so I didn't get my Saturday dose of drunk 20something girls. :D

Roman Noodles
06-18-2011, 08:42 PM
Yeah, I just noticed that too.

BTW, why am I not following you on twitter? (patshatner)

I'm following you, jerk!

elcinco
06-18-2011, 08:42 PM
I thought you guys should know that I'm watching a Sy-Fy Original Movie: Moby Dick. It's an updated Moby Dick with a hilarious CGI whale. It just ate another whale and then crushed a boat of whale-watchers. Grizzled veteran Captain Ahab is on the case.

Wait. A whale ate another whale? So he's a cannibal whale?!

That's crazy talk!

elcinco
06-18-2011, 08:43 PM
What can I say? I left work early, so I didn't get my Saturday dose of drunk 20something girls. :D

I'm glad I can help fill your drunk 20-something girl quota.

Pat Shatner
06-18-2011, 08:44 PM
Wait. A whale ate another whale? So he's a cannibal whale?!

That's crazy talk!

This movie is blowing my mind. It also has a total MILF in it.

Pat Shatner
06-18-2011, 08:45 PM
I'm following you, jerk!

Ah, that's kind of embarrassing. This sometimes happens when people add me while I'm drunk and I forget to follow them.

Brewtown Andy
06-18-2011, 08:45 PM
I'm glad I can help fill your drunk 20-something girl quota.At least this interaction is much cleaner than my usual interactions with them.

....

I MEANT THEY'RE THROWING UP A LOT.

elcinco
06-18-2011, 08:46 PM
This movie is blowing my mind. It also has a total MILF in it.

I think the term MILF varies from person to person.

Pat Shatner
06-18-2011, 08:47 PM
I'm following you, jerk!

Wait, what the fuck is your username?

elcinco
06-18-2011, 08:48 PM
at least this interaction is much cleaner than my usual interactions with them.

....

I meant they're throwing up a lot.

that's not sanitary!

Pat Shatner
06-18-2011, 08:48 PM
I think the term MILF varies from person to person.

Well, granted, you're a MILF but this one is the 40-something variation.

Roman Noodles
06-18-2011, 08:48 PM
I think the term MILF varies from person to person.

Mother I'd Like to ..... Foreclose on?

Roman Noodles
06-18-2011, 08:49 PM
Wait, what the fuck is your username?

ThatGuyRoman.

Andreas
06-18-2011, 08:50 PM
I thought you guys should know that I'm watching a Sy-Fy Original Movie: Moby Dick. It's an updated Moby Dick with a hilarious CGI whale. It just ate another whale and then crushed a boat of whale-watchers. Grizzled veteran Captain Ahab is on the case.

OMG, I've got to find this! (http://www.dreadcentral.com/reviews/2010-moby-dick-2010) :eek:

Brewtown Andy
06-18-2011, 08:50 PM
that's not sanitary!That's what I'm saying. They also tend to wear dresses that are especially inappropriately short when they fall down drunk, which is also not cool.

Ryan Elliott
06-18-2011, 08:53 PM
Always bested by Brewtown!

Yoooooouuuuuuuuu!!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GNKcJP7dZ6A/Se-eqpbAspI/AAAAAAAABoQ/OKxZeNoyozE/s400/al-hakim-shaking-fist.jpg

elcinco
06-18-2011, 08:56 PM
Well, granted, you're a MILF but this one is the 40-something variation.

Well there's a blush!


Mother I'd Like to ..... Foreclose on?

Moose I'd Like to Fry?


That's what I'm saying. They also tend to wear dresses that are especially inappropriately short when they fall down drunk, which is also not cool.

Those trollops! I bet they expose their shoulders, too, don't they?

Brewtown Andy
06-18-2011, 09:04 PM
Those trollops! I bet they expose their shoulders, too, don't they?Well, it is the style these days.

elcinco
06-18-2011, 09:09 PM
Well, it is the style these days.

Downright appalling, I tell you.

Brewtown Andy
06-18-2011, 09:12 PM
At Roman's insistence, I have composed the following post:

boobs
lesbian
horny

Thank you for your patience.

Roman Noodles
06-18-2011, 09:13 PM
Moose I'd Like to Fry?


Milk I'd Like to Freeze

elcinco
06-18-2011, 09:29 PM
Milk I'd Like to Freeze

Mannerisms I'd Like to Forget

Roman Noodles
06-18-2011, 09:30 PM
Mannerisms I'd Like to Forget

Meals I'd Like to Forego.