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BriRedfern
06-15-2011, 12:51 PM
Every car has an arrow on the gas gauge to tell you what side the tank is on.

chazbot
06-15-2011, 12:52 PM
No means no.

dougmac
06-15-2011, 01:01 PM
Every car has an arrow on the gas gauge to tell you what side the tank is on.

that's actually not true, mine doesn't for example. It may be true for newer cars, but mine's a 2004 Chevy and it does not. My wife's 2008 does though.

chichiri27
06-15-2011, 01:04 PM
Lights off, door locked, and closed sign up does mean yes we are closed. And lights on, door open, and people behind the counter means you do not need to stick your head in and ask "are you open?".

Faultlessly following GPS while driving will get me, other people and you killed when you drive head on into traffic.

Keith P.
06-15-2011, 01:07 PM
A pinch of salt on the tip of your tongue will suppress the gag reflex.

BriRedfern
06-15-2011, 01:15 PM
that's actually not true, mine doesn't for example. It may be true for newer cars, but mine's a 2004 Chevy and it does not. My wife's 2008 does though.

My 1986 and 1988 cars (mercedes and Toyota) both had them, and every other car I have ever looked at. You sure?

Treacle
06-15-2011, 01:17 PM
If you pour Clorox over a fresh burn, it won't blister.

tstrapac
06-15-2011, 01:29 PM
My 1986 and 1988 cars (mercedes and Toyota) both had them, and every other car I have ever looked at. You sure?

Yes

LordKinbote
06-15-2011, 01:31 PM
If you pour Clorox over a fresh burn, it won't blister.

My hot doctor wife says "What? Really? What? No. Clorox causes burns. That's ridiculous. Really? No."

BriRedfern
06-15-2011, 01:33 PM
Yes

Fuckin American cars. My tax money went to this? :no:

russw
06-15-2011, 01:38 PM
My 1986 and 1988 cars (mercedes and Toyota) both had them, and every other car I have ever looked at. You sure?

My '94 Jeep Wrangler doesn't but my '08 Wrangler does

GelfXIII
06-15-2011, 01:41 PM
My 1986 and 1988 cars (mercedes and Toyota) both had them, and every other car I have ever looked at. You sure?

Quite sure. This is not universal. My Volvo doesn't have them, but my wife's Isuzu does.

LordKinbote
06-15-2011, 01:42 PM
I'd laugh long and hard if this thread turned into "Stupid things you thought everyone should know that turned out to be completely wrong."

Caley Tibbittz
06-15-2011, 01:49 PM
Five and three-quarters inches. Hard, of course.

atxbomber
06-15-2011, 01:54 PM
My '09 Focus was the first car I'd ever owned - including cars my parents had when I was a kid - that had an arrow for the gas tank.

Clorox itself will give you a chemical burn.

BriRedfern
06-15-2011, 01:54 PM
I'd laugh long and hard if this thread turned into "Stupid things you thought everyone should know that turned out to be completely wrong."

Laugh it up chuckles.

Dan-C
06-15-2011, 02:27 PM
If you pour Clorox over a fresh burn, it won't blister.

It won't blister... your arm will just melt off. There's no way that's true.

Treacle
06-15-2011, 03:00 PM
My hot doctor wife says "What? Really? What? No. Clorox causes burns. That's ridiculous. Really? No."

My Dad's an Emergency Room doctor and my Mom's an open heart surgery nurse.

Whenever I got a burn as a kid, they'd immediately pour Clorox over it and it'd never blister. When I got older and stopped doing that, it would.

Alexander Hamilton
06-15-2011, 03:07 PM
I'm not a doctor, nor do I have direct family member that is one, but I did a Google search of bleach and blisters/burns. I only found information about bleach being the cause, not the solution. So... take that for what you will.

Jason California
06-15-2011, 03:07 PM
My Dad's an Emergency Room doctor and my Mom's an open heart surgery nurse.

Whenever I got a burn as a kid, they'd immediately pour Clorox over it and it'd never blister. When I got older and stopped doing that, it would.


Uhmmm, are they hot Treacle? He quite clearly added this his doctor wife is also hot. She may have the edge here.

Treacle
06-15-2011, 03:08 PM
I'm not a doctor, nor do I have direct family member that is one, but I did a Google search of bleach and blisters/burns. I only found information about bleach being the cause, not the solution. So... take that for what you will.

I totally admit that it's a folksy remedy, and I have no idea why it worked. But I'm pretty sure it did.

Alexander Hamilton
06-15-2011, 03:12 PM
I felt stupid after learning this one. Can't say everyone else doesn't already know it...

"Psychopathy" is pronounced with a soft "aw" sound as opposed to a hard "oh" sound. :surrend:

Treacle
06-15-2011, 03:14 PM
As an aside, household bleach (like Clorox) is already pretty diluted so I'm fairly sure that's why it didn't cause a burn.

Treacle
06-15-2011, 03:15 PM
Something else I didn't know for the longest time...how to pronounce hors d'oeuvres.

costello
06-15-2011, 03:22 PM
Something else I didn't know for the longest time...how to pronounce hors d'oeuvres.

Fucking canappes.

costello
06-15-2011, 03:26 PM
I totally admit that it's a folksy remedy, and I have no idea why it worked. But I'm pretty sure it did.

The line cooks I worked with used mustard.

Treacle
06-15-2011, 03:27 PM
Fucking canappes.

I called them whores dee vores.

And the worst part? No one corrected me.

I'm traumatized. :(

BriRedfern
06-15-2011, 03:31 PM
I called them whores dee vores.

And the worst part? No one corrected me.

I'm traumatized. :(

That is what I call them on purpose. Except at weddings and stuff where there are people walking around with hot ones. Then I call them hot walkies.

Urgur the Gurgur
06-15-2011, 03:35 PM
Just for your FYI information, it is totally unnecessary to say "machine" after ATM. That's what the fucking M is for.

costello
06-15-2011, 03:42 PM
I called them whores dee vores.

And the worst part? No one corrected me.

I'm traumatized. :(

They probably didn't know either. I went to college with English majors who pronounced Persephone "purse-phone."

When I student taught I pronounced "Nagaina" (Na-guy-ee-na) like vagina but with an "n.". My cooperative teacher scolded me pretty hard for it. But a few months ago I watched a Spanish version of "Rikki-tikki-tavi" and her name was pronounced the way I originally said it.

costello
06-15-2011, 03:43 PM
Just for your FYI information, it is totally unnecessary to say "machine" after ATM. That's what the fucking M is for.

Some Aussie friends of mine say "ATM machine machine."

Alexander Hamilton
06-15-2011, 03:45 PM
Some Aussie friends of mine say "ATM machine machine."

It always trips me out that DC Comics does the same thing... Intentionally. :crazy:

costello
06-15-2011, 03:45 PM
Every car has an arrow on the gas gauge to tell you what side the tank is on.

Really? Huh.

capntightpants
06-15-2011, 03:47 PM
that's actually not true, mine doesn't for example. It may be true for newer cars, but mine's a 2004 Chevy and it does not. My wife's 2008 does though.

Yup, it isn't true. I do appreciate it when they do that, though.

costello
06-15-2011, 03:47 PM
I'd laugh long and hard if this thread turned into "Stupid things you thought everyone should know that turned out to be completely wrong."

Rub snow on frostbitten skin.

capntightpants
06-15-2011, 03:49 PM
Man this went from "factoids" thread to "little shit that pisses me off" real quick.

costello
06-15-2011, 03:50 PM
Rub snow on frostbitten skin.

Oh, I see that. FYI information. Ha!

BriRedfern
06-15-2011, 03:51 PM
Man this went from "factoids" thread to "little shit that pisses me off" real quick.

Hello clothed half of the internet!

costello
06-15-2011, 03:51 PM
Man this went from "factoids" thread to "little shit that pisses me off" real quick.

Sorry we let you down.

capntightpants
06-15-2011, 03:52 PM
Just for your FYI information, it is totally unnecessary to say "machine" after ATM. That's what the fucking M is for.

:rofl: This guy.

capntightpants
06-15-2011, 03:54 PM
Hello clothed half of the internet!
Hello there, underweared friend!


Sorry we let you down.
On the contrary, you have all impressed me with the record-breaking thread rage speed.

costello
06-15-2011, 03:54 PM
You should check your car's blinker fluid regularly; not doing so can throw off your directionals.

costello
06-15-2011, 03:56 PM
On the contrary, you have all impressed me with the record-breaking thread rage speed.

Is it "I hate people who do this shit" or "I hate people who point this shit out?"

capntightpants
06-15-2011, 03:59 PM
Is it "I hate people who do this shit" or "I hate people who point this shit out?"

If you're asking what I meant, I meant neither. I am used to this by now and am mostly amused. :)

If you're asking which one I think the thread became, I think it's the first.

majorjoe23
06-15-2011, 04:22 PM
Fuckin American cars. My tax money went to this? :no:

My 98 Infiniti also has no arrow. My wife's does, but she didn't notice until I pointed it out.

BriRedfern
06-15-2011, 04:24 PM
In the face of overwhelming anecdotal evidence to the contrary, I am standing by my original claim.

Supajoe
06-15-2011, 04:44 PM
Uhmmm, are they hot Treacle? He quite clearly added this his doctor wife is also hot. She may have the edge here.

:rofl:

GelfXIII
06-15-2011, 05:13 PM
They probably didn't know either. I went to college with English majors who pronounced Persephone "purse-phone."

When I student taught I pronounced "Nagaina" (Na-guy-ee-na) like vagina but with an "n.". My cooperative teacher scolded me pretty hard for it. But a few months ago I watched a Spanish version of "Rikki-tikki-tavi" and her name was pronounced the way I originally said it.

I dont even want to tell you how many different ways I've heard actual NASA people pronounce "Gemini"

BriRedfern
06-15-2011, 05:20 PM
:rofl:

I concur.

And to be completely honest I was jealous of the original post. My wife is hot, but she's no doctor.

JesterPepper?
06-15-2011, 06:03 PM
Every car has an arrow on the gas gauge to tell you what side the tank is on.

OMFG, I always thought that meant it was telling me I was losing gas as I was driving, and when I looked at it I'd think, "Duh. How dense do you think I am?" Looks like I'm pretty dense after all. Good thing my gas tank isn't on the right or I'd think the car was always broken.

Magnum V.I.
06-15-2011, 06:04 PM
I concur.

And to be completely honest I was jealous of the original post. My wife is hot, but she's no doctor.

She's just a glorified waitress right?

I tell my hot nurse wife that all the time.

I get laid 3 times a month!

BriRedfern
06-15-2011, 06:07 PM
She's just a glorified waitress right?

I tell my hot nurse wife that all the time.

I get laid 3 times a month!

You are like a fucking porn star.

My wife is a hot financial admin.

Jason California
06-15-2011, 06:08 PM
:rofl:

thank you.

BriRedfern
06-15-2011, 06:10 PM
thank you.

Dude. I totally concured.

Jason California
06-15-2011, 06:16 PM
Dude. I totally concured.


Thank you as well. I had been waiting a while for that. I really try to come up with funny stuff. You know this though.

BriRedfern
06-15-2011, 06:23 PM
Thank you as well. I had been waiting a while for that. I really try to come up with funny stuff. You know this though.

You're so good a the funny, you have skewed my expectations to an unrealistic degree. And STILL you manage to impress. From time to time.

Magnum V.I.
06-15-2011, 06:23 PM
You are like a fucking porn star.

My wife is a hot financial admin.

I like to think of myself as the Master of Missionary.

BriRedfern
06-15-2011, 06:24 PM
I like to think of myself as the Master of Missionary.

Slow clap. Very slow clap.

Keith P.
06-15-2011, 06:29 PM
You are like a fucking porn star.

My wife is a hot financial admin.

How does she do that if she can't read?!

justjeffery
06-15-2011, 06:44 PM
Uhmmm, are they hot Treacle? He quite clearly added this his doctor wife is also hot. She may have the edge here.

Have you seen pics of Treacle? Is there any way her parents arent gorgeous? I dont think so... :D

Jason California
06-15-2011, 06:46 PM
You're so good a the funny, you have skewed my expectations to an unrealistic degree. And STILL you manage to impress. From time to time.


Aww shucks

Keith P.
06-15-2011, 07:13 PM
Chickens can be hypnotized.

BriRedfern
06-15-2011, 07:40 PM
How does she do that if she can't read?!

Why I oughta...

Humphrey_Lee
06-15-2011, 08:00 PM
The Nazis weren't real Socialists and Hitler killed a lot of Communists while he was at his batch of shenanigans. Also, Germany at the time? Monopolistic Capitalism.

LordKinbote
06-15-2011, 08:38 PM
Uhmmm, are they hot Treacle? He quite clearly added this his doctor wife is also hot. She may have the edge here.

Exactly! "Hot doctor wife" has a nice ring to it. :)


I totally admit that it's a folksy remedy, and I have no idea why it worked. But I'm pretty sure it did.

Well...every site I find that says "I used bleach on my cold sore/burn and it worked wonders!" I find another one that says "Whatever you do, don't use bleach!"

I hope your parents didn't drill holes in your head to alleviate headaches. That's all I'm sayin'. :)

dougmac
06-15-2011, 08:47 PM
My Dad's an Emergency Room doctor and my Mom's an open heart surgery nurse.

Whenever I got a burn as a kid, they'd immediately pour Clorox over it and it'd never blister. When I got older and stopped doing that, it would.
Why are you getting burned so often?

In the face of overwhelming anecdotal evidence to the contrary, I am standing by my original claim.

never compromise, even in the face of armegeddon.

Espada
06-16-2011, 08:45 AM
As far as the gas signs in the car guages....I find that the ones without arrows showing which side the tank opening is on....the hose and nozzle on the little bitty gas pump sign indicate what side your tank opening is on. So if the gas pump hose and nozzle is on the right....then your opening is on the right....if it is on the left....then it is on the left.

I DEMAND that those without arrows recheck their guages to see if this is accurate. WE MUST KNOW!!!

cPol
06-16-2011, 09:25 AM
When driving on the highway, the side on which the "Exit #" tab appears on top of a road sign is indicative of which side of the highway the exit itself is on.

BriRedfern
06-16-2011, 09:32 AM
Odd number interstates run North/South. Even numbers run East/West. Interstates with three numbers are loops that connect to two-number interstates in two spots - The interstate it loops off of is indicated by the last two numbers. I.e. Interstates 495 is a loop around Boston off of Interstate 95.

Interstate numbers go up from West to East and South to North.

BriRedfern
06-16-2011, 09:32 AM
When driving on the highway, the side on which the "Exit #" tab appears on top of a road sign is indicative of which side of the highway the exit itself is on.

Also? Nice one!

Alexander Hamilton
06-16-2011, 09:43 AM
If your toilet continues to run after you flush it, it usually either means the chain is set on the wrong link or the stopper is the wrong size or needs to be replaced. Really easy fix. Shaking the handle for months to year is more frustrating and raises you water consumption significantly.

adam_warlock_2099
06-16-2011, 10:19 AM
Well...every site I find that says "I used bleach on my cold sore/burn and it worked wonders!" I find another one that says "Whatever you do, don't use bleach!"

I hope your parents didn't drill holes in your head to alleviate headaches. That's all I'm sayin'. :)

Yeah well I read everywhere on the internet that pot makes sex fucking amazing. So for the first time I try it, I get a joint from a friend at work, my wife and I smoke it, and my dick becomes useless and floppy!

And that wasn't even something I read on Chan4!

Alex(sadly)Maleev
06-16-2011, 10:28 AM
Yeah well I read everywhere on the internet that pot makes sex fucking amazing. So for the first time I try it, I get a joint from a friend at work, my wife and I smoke it, and my dick becomes useless and floppy!

And that wasn't even something I read on Chan4!

That's ridiculous. Try again with somebody else.

capntightpants
06-16-2011, 10:41 AM
Yeah well I read everywhere on the internet that pot makes sex fucking amazing. So for the first time I try it, I get a joint from a friend at work, my wife and I smoke it, and my dick becomes useless and floppy!

And that wasn't even something I read on Chan4!

Worked for me.

Alexander Hamilton
06-16-2011, 10:43 AM
Yeah well I read everywhere on the internet that pot makes sex fucking amazing. So for the first time I try it, I get a joint from a friend at work, my wife and I smoke it, and my dick becomes useless and floppy!

And that wasn't even something I read on Chan4!

I enjoy it with the right partner.

Jason California
06-16-2011, 10:43 AM
I think pot helps masturbation more than it helps actual full on sex. If I am going to have sex on something I want it to be something else.

adam_warlock_2099
06-16-2011, 11:11 AM
Worked for me.

Meh, first time and all, probably not a good indication. That's fine, I didn't care for it much myself anyway even without the limp dick syndrome.

Urgur the Gurgur
06-16-2011, 11:17 AM
I first time I had sex on the pot, we broke the seat and I nearly fell in. Never tried that again.

Masculine Todd
06-16-2011, 11:35 AM
Can dogs smile? I'd like to know.

Marcdachamp
06-16-2011, 11:53 AM
Arby's is the phonetic spelling of the letters "R and B." For Roast Beef. I felt like a jackass when I found that out.

Jason California
06-16-2011, 12:03 PM
Arby's is the phonetic spelling of the letters "R and B." For Roast Beef. I felt like a jackass when I found that out.


THe guy the started Conoco gasoline was an OU alumni. Conoco is OU spelled backwards and sideways over and over.

BriRedfern
06-16-2011, 12:07 PM
Arby's is the phonetic spelling of the letters "R and B." For Roast Beef. I felt like a jackass when I found that out.

I want to get a Beagle and name it Arby - short for Regal Beagle. My idea seems less innovative now.

Marcdachamp
06-16-2011, 12:10 PM
I want to get a Beagle and name it Arby - short for Regal Beagle. My idea seems less innovative now.

:lol: Yeah, you were beat by a bit.

Ryudo
06-16-2011, 12:16 PM
Burger King drops their broilers into a degreaser every night after scraping off every bit of fat that the drip pan catches into the trash can, and leave it until breakfast is almost over the next day.

So for 10-12 hours, the device a BK burger is cooked on is coated in a mixture of powerful solvents, water, and beef fat.

Kelly Tindall
06-16-2011, 12:20 PM
Chickens can be hypnotized.

If you put their heads under their wings, they fall immediately asleep. They can also be easily captured by sweeping their legs out from under them as they run.

Also, they are delicious if lightly breaded and deep fried.

Fourthman
06-16-2011, 12:45 PM
"Nonplussed" doesn't mean "unimpressed", it means "confused" or "perplexed".

dougmac
06-16-2011, 12:59 PM
As far as the gas signs in the car guages....I find that the ones without arrows showing which side the tank opening is on....the hose and nozzle on the little bitty gas pump sign indicate what side your tank opening is on. So if the gas pump hose and nozzle is on the right....then your opening is on the right....if it is on the left....then it is on the left.

I DEMAND that those without arrows recheck their guages to see if this is accurate. WE MUST KNOW!!!

Again, its not, at least not on all cars. It probably is right for the majority though

dougmac
06-16-2011, 01:02 PM
Burger King drops their broilers into a degreaser every night after scraping off every bit of fat that the drip pan catches into the trash can, and leave it until breakfast is almost over the next day.

So for 10-12 hours, the device a BK burger is cooked on is coated in a mixture of powerful solvents, water, and beef fat.
The one near me only does it on Tuesday's. It's a once a week thing for them.

capntightpants
06-16-2011, 01:10 PM
"Nonplussed" doesn't mean "unimpressed", it means "confused" or "perplexed".

Thank you. I used to think it was the first, simply based on how I read people use it online. Then I read a real book.

Marcdachamp
06-16-2011, 01:19 PM
"No offense" is supposed to be used when you're saying something that could potentially offend someone you're speaking to. "No offense dude, but it seems like your Mom has fucked a lot of men."

It is not meant to be used simply because you're making an offensive statement about someone. People will say to me "No offense, but Jim's a real asshole." When he's our mutual friend, there is no reason to say "No offense" to me before! Now, if I brought Jim to a party where he met a bunch of strangers and acted obnoxiously, THAT would be the time for someone to pull me aside and make that statement.

Fourthman
06-16-2011, 01:20 PM
"No offense" is supposed to be used when you're saying something that could potentially offend someone you're speaking to. "No offense dude, but it seems like your Mom has fucked a lot of men."

It is not meant to be used simply because you're making an offensive statement about someone. People will say to me "No offense, but Jim's a real asshole." When he's our mutual friend, there is no reason to say "No offense" to me before! Now, if I brought Jim to a party where he met a bunch of strangers and acted obnoxiously, THAT would be the time for someone to pull me aside and make that statement.

Yeah, but when used incorrectly and sparingly so, it's very funny. No offense.

Fourthman
06-16-2011, 01:22 PM
Thank you. I used to think it was the first, simply based on how I read people use it online. Then I read a real book.

You know, I try to be a bit of a grammar nazi and use big words when I can, but where the fuck are you seeing people use "nonplussed" on line?

Jason California
06-16-2011, 01:32 PM
You know, I try to be a bit of a grammar nazi and use big words when I can, but where the fuck are you seeing people use "nonplussed" on line?

I like the word disabused for this as well.

thatguyfromsyracuse
06-16-2011, 01:38 PM
When placing a phone call out of state, you dial the area code, and then the number. Those first three digits are NOT the first three numbers of the actual phone number.

Jason California
06-16-2011, 01:41 PM
When placing a phone call out of state, you dial the area code, and then the number. Those first three digits are NOT the first three numbers of the actual phone number.

ten digit dialing is becoming more common. I can't make any calls without inputting the area code first, so it it is all the same to me.

thatguyfromsyracuse
06-16-2011, 01:47 PM
ten digit dialing is becoming more common. I can't make any calls without inputting the area code first, so it it is all the same to me.

I just know I get lots of calls to my phone from people trying to call out of state. THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING!

adam_warlock_2099
06-16-2011, 01:53 PM
Arby's is the phonetic spelling of the letters "R and B." For Roast Beef. I felt like a jackass when I found that out.

And just as lame as Chick fil a

Keith P.
06-16-2011, 01:55 PM
Burger King drops their broilers into a degreaser every night after scraping off every bit of fat that the drip pan catches into the trash can, and leave it until breakfast is almost over the next day.

So for 10-12 hours, the device a BK burger is cooked on is coated in a mixture of powerful solvents, water, and beef fat.


Every batch of Little Caesars pizza dough contains a big chunk of dough from the previous night to act as "starter", which of course also contains some dough from the night before that, creating a chain of dough stretching back for years.

Jason California
06-16-2011, 01:57 PM
Every batch of Little Caesars pizza dough contains a big chunk of dough from the previous night to act as "starter", which of course also contains some dough from the night before that, creating a chain of dough stretching back for years.


When I buy Liitle Cesars pizza a cute college girl with a big smile and pig tales, or a serious looking Latina with a big butt usually hand it to me. Pig tales can be sexy.

chazbot
06-16-2011, 01:59 PM
Thank you. I used to think it was the first, simply based on how I read people use it online. Then I read a real book.

At first I was nonplussed, but now I am nonplussed.

adam_warlock_2099
06-16-2011, 02:00 PM
When I buy Liitle Cesars pizza a cute college girl with a big smile and pig tales, or a serious looking Latina with a big butt usually hand it to me. Pig tales can be sexy.

Fuck yes they can.

GelfXIII
06-16-2011, 02:04 PM
At first I was nonplussed, but now I am nonplussed.

This sentence leaves me feeling perturbed and confounded.

batmanbooyah
06-16-2011, 02:51 PM
Leftie loosie righty tighty

capntightpants
06-16-2011, 03:03 PM
At first I was nonplussed, but now I am nonplussed.

CHAZ, my brain hurts!!!

Ashwin Pande
06-16-2011, 03:14 PM
Queensryche's Jet City Woman is an awesome song.

Alex(sadly)Maleev
06-16-2011, 03:21 PM
When a waitress at a restaurant asks "How's everything?" If you don't know how everything you brought is, then you are not doing your job right. The correct question is: " How do you like your food?," or "Do you need anything else?". Better, leave me alone, I don't like talking with my mouth full of food. It's inelegant.

NeverWanderer
06-16-2011, 03:31 PM
Slowly blinking your eyes communicates affection to your cat. Turning your head away after holding their gaze communicates deference.

Gordon Chumway
06-16-2011, 03:46 PM
Mosquitos are repelled by the smell of vitamin B 12 when it exudes from human pores.

Gordon Chumway
06-16-2011, 03:53 PM
Also, if a lion escapes his cage, he is going to attack alcoholics first because the lions do not like the way the alchies smell.

Lion tamers never wear watches, because it could get the killed.

Magnum V.I.
06-16-2011, 04:10 PM
Every batch of Little Caesars pizza dough contains a big chunk of dough from the previous night to act as "starter", which of course also contains some dough from the night before that, creating a chain of dough stretching back for years.

A lot of good mom and pop places have dough like that. It's a good method to have unique pizza and that same flavor consistently.

BriRedfern
06-16-2011, 05:20 PM
When a waitress at a restaurant asks "How's everything?" If you don't know how everything you brought is, then you are not doing your job right. The correct question is: " How do you like your food?," or "Do you need anything else?". Better, leave me alone, I don't like talking with my mouth full of food. It's inelegant.

I don't like it when they ask if I want pepper for my soup before I have tried it. How am I supposed to know if the chef skimped on the pepper?

NeverWanderer
06-16-2011, 05:48 PM
Frankenstein is the doctor's name, not the monster's.

Masculine Todd
06-16-2011, 06:00 PM
Dogs: do they smile? I must know. Google gives me many conflicting answers.

BriRedfern
06-16-2011, 06:02 PM
Dogs: do they smile? I must know. Google gives me many conflicting answers.

I don't think so. Not in the way you mean anyway.

NeverWanderer
06-16-2011, 06:08 PM
Dogs: do they smile? I must know. Google gives me many conflicting answers.

Physically, dogs can contort their facial muscles to mimic the general shape of a smile. Emotionally, dogs physically display their pleasure through tale wagging and facial tics -- smiling in their own way.

So, either way, the answer is yes. Dogs do smile.


...but can they look up?

Treacle
06-16-2011, 06:14 PM
Every batch of Little Caesars pizza dough contains a big chunk of dough from the previous night to act as "starter", which of course also contains some dough from the night before that, creating a chain of dough stretching back for years.

That's true of a lot of bread.

Kevin T Brown
06-16-2011, 06:26 PM
Man this went from "factoids" thread to "little shit that pisses me off" real quick.

You realize a "factoid" is actually inaccurate or unverified information, correct..?

capntightpants
06-16-2011, 06:48 PM
You realize a "factoid" is actually inaccurate or unverified information, correct..?

Nope. And now I have learned stupid stuff everyone should know, but doesn't!

capntightpants
06-16-2011, 06:50 PM
To be fair though, this thread really is full of factoids, then.

Magnum V.I.
06-16-2011, 07:00 PM
Physically, dogs can contort their facial muscles to mimic the general shape of a smile. Emotionally, dogs physically display their pleasure through tale wagging and facial tics -- smiling in their own way.

So, either way, the answer is yes. Dogs do smile.


...but can they look up?

Dogs can't look up.

BriRedfern
06-16-2011, 07:05 PM
Dogs can't look up.

What does this mean? The can turn their heads up. They can look up at me in shame when they are lying down. I don't understand this claim.

I am much taller than my dog, yet he looks at my face all the time.

NeverWanderer
06-16-2011, 07:21 PM
What does this mean? The can turn their heads up. They can look up at me in shame when they are lying down. I don't understand this claim.

I am much taller than my dog, yet he looks at my face all the time.

In your FACE, Magnum the Sixth!

Buk Was Right
06-16-2011, 07:23 PM
Here's a Factoid: Saying more than two of any of the shit in this thread out loud in a social setting will immediately make you "THAT GUY".

I suggest that you don't be "THAT GUY", but if you must at least do it properly.

Push your glasses up your nose (if you don't have glasses... who am I kidding, of COURSE you have glasses. Nerd.) and say (in your nasally-est voice possible. Like that'll take a lot of effort. Nerd.) "Actually..." before you drop your much celebrated knowledge on the dullards that you've chosen to spend time with.

Buk Was Right
06-16-2011, 07:25 PM
In your FACE, Magnum the Sixth!

Maggie6 WISHES dogs couldn't look up. The shame in his poor pooches eyes as it licks peanut butter off of his junk is just unbearable. But for some reason Mags INSISTS on eye contact.

CapnChaos
06-16-2011, 07:28 PM
Lefty loosey. Righty tighty.

BriRedfern
06-16-2011, 08:13 PM
Lefty loosey. Righty tighty.

BatmanBooyah beat you to it.

Magnum V.I.
06-16-2011, 08:17 PM
Dogs can't look up.

I maintain my original claim.

Prove me wrong.

Anecdotal evidence does not count.

McGill
06-16-2011, 08:53 PM
Dogs can't look up.

I maintain my original claim.

Prove me wrong.

Anecdotal evidence does not count.

My dog is about 9 inches tall. I'm 6'2. He looks me in the eye when he is walking on the ground.

MayorMitch100
06-16-2011, 08:55 PM
Putting your freshly burnt hand and or fingers (or other body parts) in a bucket of ice cold water is refreshing and relieves pain in the long run.

batmanbooyah
06-16-2011, 09:06 PM
Lefty loosey. Righty tighty.

BatmanBooyah beat you to it.

batmanbooyah
06-16-2011, 09:07 PM
this is the dumbest thread ever.

Buk Was Right
06-16-2011, 09:10 PM
this is the dumbest thread ever.

Errrrr... (pushes up glasses) actually the dumbest thread ever is that culture of hate one.

batmanbooyah
06-16-2011, 09:16 PM
Errrrr... (pushes up glasses) actually the dumbest thread ever is that culture of hate one.

no i meant that this is the dumbest thread ever because its about stupid stuff everyone should know but doesn't but not everyone knows that this thread is the dumbest thread ever about dumbest...thr-....

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110217001626/callofduty/images/d/d9/FUUUU.jpg

Magnum V.I.
06-16-2011, 09:43 PM
Dogs can't look up.

I maintain my original claim.

Prove me wrong.

Anecdotal evidence does not count.


My dog is about 9 inches tall. I'm 6'2. He looks me in the eye when he is walking on the ground.

.

Phantom Eagle
06-16-2011, 09:57 PM
"Pour boiling water over the tea. How simple and clear can instructions be?"

Phantom Eagle
06-16-2011, 10:05 PM
BatmanBooyah beat you to it.

Not only that, but they also make reverse-threaded parts for applications where a right-hand thread would not be appropriate.

For example the left-side pedal on your bike.

Phantom Eagle
06-16-2011, 10:10 PM
Dogs can't look up.

I maintain my original claim.

Prove me wrong.

Anecdotal evidence does not count.


My dog is about 9 inches tall. I'm 6'2. He looks me in the eye when he is walking on the ground.

My dog just looked that up and says you're wrong. Actually, he pushed his glasses up, looked up at me and said, "Actually..."

Treacle
06-16-2011, 10:13 PM
My dog just looked that up and says you're wrong. Actually, he pushed his glasses up, looked up at me and said, "Actually..."

:lol:

Magnum V.I.
06-16-2011, 10:15 PM
I hate to inform you your dog is a liar.

Phantom Eagle
06-16-2011, 10:24 PM
Upstage is away from the house in most typical theaters. The house is where the audience sits. Elizabethan theaters had raked decks, which were higher upstage. Saying, "he tried to upstage me" about another actor originally meant that the other performer was moving behind you, or away from the audience, forcing you turn your back to the house.

Additionally, when facing the house, stage left is to your left, stage right is to your right, downstage is toward the house. A piece of scenery which is raised from the deck into the flys does not move up, it goes out. When it is lowered from the flys to the deck, it comes in. When standing onstage at the center line, moving towards the wings is moving offstage. A piece of scenery which moves from the wings toward the center line is moving onstage, or "on". A piece of scenery moving from the center line towards the wings is moving "off".

So, if you're standing on a stage, and facing the audience, left is to your left, right is to your right, forward is down, backward is up, down is in, up is out, towards the wings is off, and you are already as on as you can be.

House right is stage left, and house left is stage right.

Maybe it's not something that everybody should know, but you'd be amazed at the number of people "in the biz" who have no fucking clue.

Dreaded Anomaly
06-16-2011, 10:25 PM
When I buy Liitle Cesars pizza a cute college girl with a big smile and pig tales, or a serious looking Latina with a big butt usually hand it to me. Pig tales can be sexy.

You get turned on by stories about pigs? :mistrust:

:heybaby:


Frankenstein is the doctor's name, not the monster's.

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/71059_477400035173_5548433_n.jpg


Errrrr... (pushes up glasses) actually the dumbest thread ever is that culture of hate one.

http://static.tvguide.com/mediabin/archive/cms/A53B14BC-294C-4F7B-965C-A5A98F337639.jpg

Phantom Eagle
06-16-2011, 10:26 PM
The passing lane is called that for a reason.

Buk Was Right
06-16-2011, 11:07 PM
My dog just looked that up and says you're wrong. Actually, he pushed his glasses up, looked up at me and said, "Actually..."

Legitimate LOL.

Matthew Brown
06-16-2011, 11:42 PM
Dogs can't look up.

I maintain my original claim.

Prove me wrong.

Anecdotal evidence does not count.

My cat looks up at me all the time, and since cats are just female versions of dogs, then it must apply to them as well.

Buk Was Right
06-16-2011, 11:50 PM
My cat looks up at me all the time, and since cats are just female versions of dogs, then it must apply to them as well.

Science!

Jason California
06-16-2011, 11:56 PM
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/11618553/2/istockphoto_11618553-dog-looking-down-with-paws-over-white-poster.jpg
http://i2.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/590/draft_lens2289527module13147259photo_1229982704Bro wn_dog_looking_up.jpg

Greygor
06-17-2011, 03:04 AM
Dogs can't look up.

I maintain my original claim.

Prove me wrong.

Anecdotal evidence does not count.

http://www.nps.gov/laro/planyourvisit/images/Yosdogh.jpg

cPol
06-17-2011, 03:11 AM
White speed limit signs are regulatory, meaning they are used to impose legal restrictions on a particular location. Yellow speed limit signs are warning signs used to call attention to actual or potential hazardous conditions which may not be readily apparent.

TIP
06-17-2011, 03:16 AM
My dog just looked that up and says you're wrong. Actually, he pushed his glasses up, looked up at me and said, "Actually..."


My cat looks up at me all the time, and since cats are just female versions of dogs, then it must apply to them as well.


:lol::lol:

Greygor
06-17-2011, 03:21 AM
Halley's Comet wasn't discovered by Edmond Halley and wasn't named Halley's Comet during his lifetime.
You will never see a gaggle of Geese flying
You were born with 94 more bones than you have as an adult


Okay so you don't really need to know any of that

Greygor
06-17-2011, 03:22 AM
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

JohnBehling
06-17-2011, 03:23 AM
You will never see a gaggle of Geese flying


Seriously????
Oh man, I love that term, makes me happy to use it. And it's not correct?
What about a murder of crows?

Greygor
06-17-2011, 03:26 AM
Seriously????
Oh man, I love that term, makes me happy to use it. And it's not correct?
What about a murder of crows?

Murder of crows is correct
as is Gaggle of Geese, but only when they're on the ground, in the air its a Skein of Geese

JohnBehling
06-17-2011, 03:31 AM
Murder of crows is correct
as is Gaggle of Geese, but only when they're on the ground, in the air its a Skein of Geese

Oh good. That's even cooler! My foundation was crumbling thinking I could say gaggle any more....

costello
06-17-2011, 03:34 AM
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

We take you now to a garage in Canoga Park.

costello
06-17-2011, 03:37 AM
This is the Central Scrutinizer. It is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet. It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you to the potential consequences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be performing which could eventually lead to The Death Penalty (or affect your parents' credit rating). Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things...

TIP
06-17-2011, 03:49 AM
We take you now to a garage in Canoga Park.

:rock:

Marcdachamp
06-17-2011, 05:02 AM
When I buy Liitle Cesars pizza a cute college girl with a big smile and pig tales, or a serious looking Latina with a big butt usually hand it to me. Pig tales can be sexy.

Fuck yes. Only certain girls can pull them off, but when they do, it's a thing of beauty.


And just as lame as Chick fil a

We pronounced it "Chick fill uh" the first time we went there. :surrend:

BriRedfern
06-17-2011, 05:10 AM
Not only that, but they also make reverse-threaded parts for applications where a right-hand thread would not be appropriate.

For example the left-side pedal on your bike.

Or a circular saw' retaining bolt.

But still, lefty loosy is a pretty good rule of thumb in the day to day bulbs and screws that people encounter.

JesterPepper?
06-17-2011, 06:20 AM
"Nonplussed" doesn't mean "unimpressed", it means "confused" or "perplexed".

This knowledge will be useful in my A Song of Ice and Fire reading.

Alex(sadly)Maleev
06-17-2011, 06:45 AM
And if you ask for a well done meat, they unload the bottom of the freezer on you.

Phantom Eagle
06-17-2011, 07:19 AM
Or a circular saw' retaining bolt.

But still, lefty loosy is a pretty good rule of thumb in the day to day bulbs and screws that people encounter.

True that.

Syntastic
06-17-2011, 07:28 AM
Putting your freshly burnt hand and or fingers (or other body parts) in a bucket of ice cold water is refreshing and relieves pain in the long run.

I actually remember hearing medical advice somewhere that you should start the water off warm, then transition to colder. The water in your cells boils when you get burned and immediately running cold water over it damages the cell more. I'll have to see if I can find reputable info on that, but I remember hearing it a few years ago in one of those "stuff you didn't know" segments in a show. Or if someone with medical professionals in their family wants to check too. Preferably if they're a dermatologist.

Phantom Eagle
06-17-2011, 07:31 AM
In general, environmental hazard signage, such as traffic signs or workplace safety signs, should comply to the following standard:

Red - DANGER: Failure to comply WILL cause death (STOP sign, emergency stop on equipment, etc.)

Orange - WARNING: Failure to comply MAY cause death (traffic cones, construction zone signs, etc.)

Yellow - CAUTION: Failure to comply WILL or MAY cause serious injury or bodily harm (suggested speed limit signs, etc.)

Blue - NOTICE: Please be informed that... (safety notices, read manual first notices, etc.)

Green - REMINDER/GENERAL: Safety first! (exit signs, road and route info, workplace safety reminders, etc.)

In general, red equals certain death, orange means possible death, yellow signifies hurt or harm, blue indicates something you should take notice of, and green means go ahead and don't read this if you want to remain ignorant.

The standard is about 70 years old, iirc, and was from a simpler time when there was less litigation, and people were generally aware that being stupid or unconcerned about one's own safety was a good way to get croaked.

BriRedfern
06-17-2011, 07:35 AM
Or if someone with medical professionals in their family wants to check too. Preferably if they're a dermatologist.

And hot.

Syntastic
06-17-2011, 07:44 AM
And hot.

I meant to add that. Thank you.

And this is what I was able to find on Yahoo Answers. Most people ask if it's better to use "hot water instead of cold" and get called an idiot. This is the only response I found where the answerer understood the person meant warm water. "from i what i have heard and have verified it though my experiences, lukewarm water is the best. if you get a burn, the temperature is high enough that it needs to be SLOWLY reduced to prevent even more severe damage to the skin. if you apply cold water yes i have noticed the bubble blisters and severe pain afterwards but this is reduced by running the warm water over it and then slowly cold water."

TIP
06-17-2011, 07:45 AM
Waffle divots are called Flavor Craters. :shifty:

Phantom Eagle
06-17-2011, 07:51 AM
Nike's first prototype running shoes were created using a waffle iron.

Jim Schnobrich
06-17-2011, 07:52 AM
The passing lane is called that for a reason.

+1

Dreaded Anomaly
06-17-2011, 01:21 PM
Murder of crows is correct
as is Gaggle of Geese, but only when they're on the ground, in the air its a Skein of Geese

Also, a group of loons is called a raft.

Matthew Brown
06-17-2011, 01:35 PM
Also, a group of loons is called a raft.

When I read Bag of Bones by Stephen King as a boy, he would often note the cries of loons in the distance. Somehow, never hearing of a loon and not deducing it was a bird, I came to the conclusion that there was asylum nearby, and the main character could hear the crazy people screaming.

Phantom Eagle
06-17-2011, 05:25 PM
When I read Bag of Bones by Stephen King as a boy, he would often note the cries of loons in the distance. Somehow, never hearing of a loon and not deducing it was a bird, I came to the conclusion that there was asylum nearby, and the main character could hear the crazy people screaming.

8)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ENNzjy8QjU

Magnum V.I.
06-17-2011, 06:10 PM
Also, a group of loons is called a raft.

Or the Thunderbolts.

Phantom Eagle
06-17-2011, 06:13 PM
Or the Thunderbolts.

Who used to live at the Raft.

Eric Dashen
06-17-2011, 06:27 PM
Odd number interstates run North/South. Even numbers run East/West. Interstates with three numbers are loops that connect to two-number interstates in two spots - The iknterstate it loops off of is indicated by the first two numbers. I.e. Interstates 495 is a loop around Boston off of Interstate 95.

Interstate numbers go up from West to East and South to North.

Mind blown.

Jason California
06-17-2011, 06:40 PM
Nobody has black eyes. We do not have a gene for it.

Phantom Eagle
06-17-2011, 06:51 PM
Nobody has black eyes. We do not have a gene for it.

Interesting. My quick Google searching both confirms and disagrees with this statement. Most sources say that it is usually an extremely dark brown, but at least one site states that very rare cases have been found, and also Wikipedia (which agrees that it is usually a very dark brown) states that there is a black pigment in the iris. Animals like lizards can have black eyes. Source?

Jason California
06-17-2011, 06:58 PM
Interesting. My quick Google searching both confirms and disagrees with this statement. Most sources say that it is usually an extremely dark brown, but at least one site states that very rare cases have been found, and also Wikipedia (which agrees that it is usually a very dark brown) states that there is a black pigment in the iris. Animals like lizards can have black eyes. Source?


Yes, that is what I have. They look mostly black, but you can see brown reflected off he right light.

Treacle
06-18-2011, 12:51 PM
Nobody has black eyes. We do not have a gene for it.

However, there is a disorder where people can be born without irises (the colored part of the eye) giving them black eyes.

It's called aniridia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aniridia).


Yes, that is what I have. They look mostly black, but you can see brown reflected off he right light.

My eyes are also a very deep brown. My boyfriend thought they were black until he saw them in the sunshine one day.

BriRedfern
06-18-2011, 03:45 PM
Mind blown.

I am glad I finally contributed something to my thread that was not a source of ridicule.

Foolish Mortal
06-18-2011, 03:55 PM
If you have a choice between fresh and frozen seafood, always buy fresh when you can. Even seafood that's been only frozen for a short time will still lose a lot of flavor.

Buk Was Right
06-18-2011, 04:12 PM
If you have a choice between fresh and frozen seafood, always buy fresh when you can. Even seafood that's been only frozen for a short time will still lose a lot of flavor.

Alternately you can choose to hate the sea and everything in it.

BriRedfern
06-18-2011, 04:20 PM
I am glad that I live somewhere were fresh seafood is always available and somewhat affordable. Comparatively speaking.

Dreaded Anomaly
06-18-2011, 04:24 PM
I am glad that I live somewhere were fresh seafood is always available and somewhat affordable. Comparatively speaking.

My family is getting lobster for Father's Day. :cool:

Nelson
06-18-2011, 04:40 PM
Alternately you can choose to hate the sea and everything in it.
Only if you have a BP tattoo.

elcinco
06-18-2011, 04:53 PM
I am glad that I live somewhere were fresh seafood is always available and somewhat affordable. Comparatively speaking.

You and me both.

BriRedfern
06-18-2011, 06:15 PM
My family is getting lobster for Father's Day. :cool:

Maine's the place to do it!

Enjoy. One of my very favorites, though I hardly ever order it out. It is too expensive and messy to be properly enjoyed in most restaraunts.

My family has a lobster/clam bake every year that is definitely one of my favorite activities of the summer.

Dreaded Anomaly
06-18-2011, 07:45 PM
Maine's the place to do it!

Enjoy. One of my very favorites, though I hardly ever order it out. It is too expensive and messy to be properly enjoyed in most restaraunts.

My family has a lobster/clam bake every year that is definitely one of my favorite activities of the summer.

Yeah, ordering lobster in a restaurant is a scam. Prices are easily double what you can get if you find a good local seafood market (or just go down to the docks).

Magnum V.I.
06-18-2011, 08:19 PM
I am glad that I live somewhere were fresh seafood is always available and somewhat affordable. Comparatively speaking.

That is the only negative thing I can think of about Colorado. No fresh seafood.


A lot of the places here get fresh seafood trucked in DAILY from Seattle.

Brewtown Andy
06-18-2011, 08:54 PM
You and me both.In the category of "stupid stuff everyone should know but doesn't":

I got drawn back to the board by you, you enchantress!

elcinco
06-18-2011, 09:05 PM
In the category of "stupid stuff everyone should know but doesn't":

I got drawn back to the board by you, you enchantress!

Enchantress, eh? I'll take it.

BriRedfern
05-03-2013, 10:19 AM
Arby's is the phonetic spelling of the letters "R and B." For Roast Beef. I felt like a jackass when I found that out.

In keeping with people pointing out when other people (usually me) are wrong in this thread, You are wrong.


The only kink in the chain's orderly development came with choosing a name. The partners wanted to use the name “Big Tex” but, were unsuccessful in negotiating with the Akron businessman who was already using the name. So, in the words of Forrest, “We came up with Arby's, which stands for R.B., the initials of Raffel Brothers, although I guess customers might think the initials stand for roast beef”.
http://www.arbysdayton.com/history/

TIP
05-03-2013, 10:25 AM
RedFern with the Sliced Beef Knowledge.

BriRedfern
05-03-2013, 10:29 AM
:shifty:

http://i.imgur.com/Z3S15.jpg

TIP
05-03-2013, 10:32 AM
:heybaby:

capntightpants
05-03-2013, 10:36 AM
This was a funny thread.

I never answered the user Fourthman's question. If he's still out there reading: You come across people who used "nonplussed" more often on the internet than youmight think. Especially when it comes to sites that talk about movies/video games/comics or anything that can be commented on.

Kedd
05-03-2013, 10:44 AM
:shifty:

http://i.imgur.com/Z3S15.jpg

Why do I suddenly want hot dogs? Like A LOT of hot dogs. just...like all over me?

BriRedfern
05-03-2013, 10:52 AM
Why do I suddenly want hot dogs? Like A LOT of hot dogs. just...like all over me?

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2390/1610201764_e1f8969580.jpg

Ben
05-03-2013, 10:57 AM
In keeping with people pointing out when other people (usually me) are wrong in this thread, You are wrong.


http://www.arbysdayton.com/history/
Keep reading...


The Raffel Brothers were originally the Araffel Brothers until 1952 when they changed their last name to better match the initials of their favorite lunch meat roast beef.

BriRedfern
05-03-2013, 11:00 AM
Keep reading...

Ben is lying everyone. He is on the side of the bees and the enemy.

capntightpants
05-03-2013, 11:01 AM
Keep reading... The Raffel Brothers were originally the Araffel Brothers until 1952 when they changed their last name to better match the initials of their favorite lunch meat roast beef.

Keep reading...

Their favorite lunch roast beef wasn't actually called Roast Beef until the Raffel Brothers decided that beef tasted best when it was roasted.

Kedd
05-03-2013, 11:01 AM
http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2390/1610201764_e1f8969580.jpg

And now I want nothing.

BriRedfern
05-03-2013, 11:02 AM
And now I want nothing.

Oh come on!!! That's sexxxy!!

Kedd
05-03-2013, 11:04 AM
The Beef Brothers sounds a gay porn duo.


Oh come on!!! That's sexxxy!!
mutilated wieners are not sexy, good sir.

BriRedfern
05-03-2013, 11:05 AM
mutilated wieners are not sexy, good sir.

In some ways Kedd, you and I are very different people.

Kedd
05-03-2013, 11:09 AM
In some ways Kedd, you and I are very different people.

But in some ways we are very much the same.


{insert montage of Redfern and Kedd doing fun activities as Ebony and Ivory plays}

BriRedfern
05-03-2013, 11:10 AM
:thumb:


http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xpnxd_parodie-eddie-murphy-joe-piscopo_fun#.UYQLeqK-2uI

Buk Was Right
05-03-2013, 11:56 AM
Keep reading...

MY GOD HOW DEEP DOES THIS THING GO!???!?l!?!?!?

Kedd
05-03-2013, 12:06 PM
MY GOD HOW DEEP DOES THIS THING GO!???!?l!?!?!?

:heybaby:

S. Earl
05-03-2013, 12:07 PM
That hot dog photo should be illegal.

Foolish Mortal
05-03-2013, 12:10 PM
MY GOD HOW DEEP DOES THIS THING GO!???!?l!?!?!?

That's what she said!

BriRedfern
05-03-2013, 12:13 PM
That hot dog photo should be illegal.

Jealous much?

Kedd
05-03-2013, 12:13 PM
http://i.imgur.com/QgJUL.gif

BriRedfern
05-03-2013, 12:16 PM
:lol:

dEnny!
05-03-2013, 12:21 PM
My Dad's an Emergency Room doctor and my Mom's an open heart surgery nurse.

Whenever I got a burn as a kid, they'd immediately pour Clorox over it and it'd never blister. When I got older and stopped doing that, it would.


I'd hate to be around the dinner table when they told work stories. :sick:

dEnny!
05-03-2013, 12:23 PM
http://i.imgur.com/QgJUL.gif

I don't understand this post.

BriRedfern
05-03-2013, 12:24 PM
I don't understand this post.

It seems as though you have not been following along since the beginning.

I just forwarded it to a bunch of people in the office devoid of ALL context. Imagine what it's like to be them.

Damian696
05-05-2013, 09:49 AM
if you shoot somebody at close range, traces of the victim's DNA can be found on the gun.

NeverWanderer
05-05-2013, 10:17 AM
I'm glad this thread is back. This was a good thread.

You needed to know that.